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7-Eleven, A Dream, and Basketball: 221biotchplease: leaveittotegan: lumnie: chemisquid: dippersballoon: I saw an opportunity and I took it This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO. Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance: I won’t hesitate bitch Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow Whaddup, I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read Kermit the Frog jumps off building Fr e sh a voca do back at it again at Krispy Kreme There is only one thing worse than a rapist Club Jam (yes a really good book) At least the taco was free I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand Grandma loves ping pong too much If your name is Junior Welcome to Target I’m just cooking pizza Cole Sprouse dress-up game On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free) Kid smacked by fly swatter Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school) Um I’m not finished (Tyler the Creator) WE’RE BREAKING FREE SAIL I’m Squidward So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies So no head? (breaking skateboard) Actually, Megan (I can’t sit anywhere) No off topic questions (Chris Christie) What the fuck, Richard Drop it like it’s hot (its just luke) Bored as shiiiiii Liberian accent (plasma globe) New haircut (Parker Kit Hill) Summertime sadness (chicken) More like hurricane TORTILLA I got an a-bor-tion All Around the World (TheJasminator) When there’s a cutie next to you at a red light Snake licks lollipop Accept yourself, love yourself Be whatever you wanna be Don’t touch Zac’s music (LENARR) Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho Can I please get a waffle? Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars) Ebony Jenkins (shut up!) Kevin, watch the light dude Horse meditation A girl a dream a clothing hanger Is that a weed? (911 microwave) Helium balloons (floating car) Fireplace fairy I’m your freestyle dance teacher I can’t believe you’ve done this Which way the Quiznos is Impossible paper toss shot Hemtube (dancing with cat) I nurture my skin (Shaq) Why are you running Happy birthday? Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom) Farkle falling Fuck you (soda machine) Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke) Take On Me And now my sock is wet (water gun) All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala When there’s too much drama at school Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub What’s your name? (ouija board) Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids) Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven) Girl scared of convertible car Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats) Would you like the spider on your hand? Shopping cart crash We actually have the chip reader now I’M A GIRAFFE Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti) I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke BEAUTY
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Tumblr, Blog, and Http: serpentinetigerlily: shiftythrifting: found a very large and frightening bird in a bathtub at an estate sale in grand rapids, mi F E A R

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7-Eleven, A Dream, and Basketball: leaveittotegan: lumnie: chemisquid: dippersballoon: I saw an opportunity and I took it This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO. Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance: I won’t hesitate bitch Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow Whaddup, I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read Kermit the Frog jumps off building Fr e sh a voca do back at it again at Krispy Kreme There is only one thing worse than a rapist Club Jam (yes a really good book) At least the taco was free I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand Grandma loves ping pong too much If your name is Junior Welcome to Target I’m just cooking pizza Cole Sprouse dress-up game On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free) Kid smacked by fly swatter Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school) Um I’m not finished (Tyler the Creator) WE’RE BREAKING FREE SAIL I’m Squidward So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies So no head? (breaking skateboard) Actually, Megan (I can’t sit anywhere) No off topic questions (Chris Christie) What the fuck, Richard Drop it like it’s hot (its just luke) Bored as shiiiiii Liberian accent (plasma globe) New haircut (Parker Kit Hill) Summertime sadness (chicken) More like hurricane TORTILLA I got an a-bor-tion All Around the World (TheJasminator) When there’s a cutie next to you at a red light Snake licks lollipop Accept yourself, love yourself Be whatever you wanna be Don’t touch Zac’s music (LENARR) Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho Can I please get a waffle? Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars) Ebony Jenkins (shut up!) Kevin, watch the light dude Horse meditation A girl a dream a clothing hanger Is that a weed? (911 microwave) Helium balloons (floating car) Fireplace fairy I’m your freestyle dance teacher I can’t believe you’ve done this Which way the Quiznos is Impossible paper toss shot Hemtube (dancing with cat) I nurture my skin (Shaq) Why are you running Happy birthday? Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom) Farkle falling Fuck you (soda machine) Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke) Take On Me And now my sock is wet (water gun) All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala When there’s too much drama at school Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub What’s your name? (ouija board) Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids) Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven) Girl scared of convertible car Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats) Would you like the spider on your hand? Shopping cart crash We actually have the chip reader now I’M A GIRAFFE Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti) I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke
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Detroit, Memes, and Grand: 20 17 CALDER CUP AN CHAMPIONS The Grand Rapids Griffins are the 2017 Calder Cup Champions! Griffins CalderCup GrandRapids nhldiscussion AHLDiscussion Detroit RedWings

The Grand Rapids Griffins are the 2017 Calder Cup Champions! Griffins CalderCup GrandRapids nhldiscussion AHLDiscussion Detroit RedWings

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America, Anaconda, and Bailey Jay: ACLU The Constitution-Free Zone of the United States Seattle International Portland d'A Great Falls Grand Forks luth Salem Bismarck Sault Ste. Marie oBillings Marqutte Manchester Portland Medford Minneapoliso Green Bay*Traverse City Rochester, . Syracuse Bosto Boise Rapid City Buffala Hartford Sioux Falls Detroit ToledoCleveland Allentown Bridgeport edding Mlwaukee Rapids ChicagoToledokon . Akron New York Des Moines Salt e City Piladelphia San FranciscoStockton y Washington San Jose Denver Kansas Salinas le Richmond Virginia Beach Wichita oSpringfield gh. Creenville NashvilleCharlotteoFayetteville e Los Albuquerque Oklahoma City Mem Wilmington Long Beach Riverside Phoenix Little Rock Columbia San Diego Lubbock Las Savannahe Charleston Jack Sierra V Pecos Fort WorthoDallas Shreveport ille stin Lafayette New Orleans Or TampaPalm Bay Rio San. Antonio Victoria St. Petersburg West Palm Beach Corpus Christ Fort Lauderdale Miami Cape Coral Fairbanks McAllen Brawnsville The Constitution-Free Zone of the United States uneau Honolulu Nearly 2 out of 3 Americans (197.4 million people) live within 100 miles of the US land and coastal borders, according to 2007 figures from the US Census Bureau. <p><a href="http://bot-with-a-blog.tumblr.com/post/158832562003/blackdogsilver-engineer-pearl0" class="tumblr_blog">bot-with-a-blog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://blackdogsilver.tumblr.com/post/158743870941/engineer-pearl0-pantslesswrock-you-fucking" class="tumblr_blog">blackdogsilver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://engineer-pearl0.tumblr.com/post/158717398583/pantslesswrock-you-fucking-see-this-map" class="tumblr_blog">engineer-pearl0</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pantslesswrock.tumblr.com/post/44687641245/you-fucking-see-this-map-motherfuckers-you">pantslesswrock</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>YOU FUCKING SEE THIS MAP, MOTHERFUCKERS?</p> <p>YOU GETTING A LONG GOOD SQUINT ON WITH YOUR SIGHT-HOLES?</p> <p>YOU SEE THAT LONG ORANGE SNAKE WEAVING ITSELF AROUND OUR FAIR COUNTRY?</p> <p><strong>THAT ORANGE LINE DENOTES THE 100 MILE BORDERS OF THE US, WHICH IS NOW BASICALLY A CONSTITUTION-FREE ZONE</strong></p> <p>DOES THAT SOUND HYPERBOLIC TO YOU SHITHEADS?</p> <p>DO YOU THINK I’M GETTING MY MOTHERFUCKING HYPERBOLE ON?</p> <p>THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY HAS DECLARED THAT ITS AGENTS NOW HAVE THE RIGHTS TO SEARCH THE ELECTRONIC POSSESSIONS OF ANY FUCKING ONE IN THAT ZONE</p> <p><strong>ANYBODY, FOR ANY REASON, AS LONG AS THEY ARE WITHIN 100 MILES OF A BORDER OF THE US, CAN NOW HAVE THEIR FOURTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS VIOLATED</strong><strong><br/></strong></p> <p>THIS OBVIOUSLY INCLUDES THE ENTIRE EAST AND WEST COASTS, ALSO KNOWN AS, YOU KNOW, <strong>THE FUCKING POPULATION CENTERS OF OUR ENTIRE FUCKING COUNTRY</strong></p> <p>THIS EQUATES TO <strong>NEARLY <em>200 MILLION</em> FUCKING AMERICANS, OR <em>2/3RDS</em> OF OUR ENTIRE SHITSTAINING WAFFLEHUMPING JELLOFUCKING FROGTOGGLING MINTSNIFFING HORSEHOCKING COUNTRY</strong></p> <p>IN ALL LIKELIHOOD, <strong>YOU RIGHT NOW</strong> DO NOT HAVE FOURTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS ANYMORE</p> <p><strong>THEY HAVE BEEN TAKEN AWAY</strong> IF YOU LIVE ANYWHERE WITHIN 100 MILES OF A US BORDER</p> <p>THAT MEANS MOST OF THE POPULATION OF ALL WEST COAST (ESPECIALLY CALIFORNIA) AND EAST COAST STATES, <strong>ALL OF FLORIDA AND THE ENTIRE NORTHEAST QUADRANT, AND ALL OF POOR MOTHERFUCKING HAWAII</strong></p> <p>JUST LOOK AT THAT LITTLE FUCKER, NOW A LITTLE COLLECTION OF ORANGE DOTS FLOATING AROUND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN</p> <p>LET ME REPEAT THAT FOR YOU NOOKWHIFFERS: <strong>THE FOURTH AMENDMENT NO LONGER APPLIES TO THE ENTIRE STATE OF HAWAII, AS WELL AS THE ENTIRE STATES OF FLORIDA, MAINE, MASSACHUSETTS, DELAWARE, NEW YORK, </strong>AND ALL THOSE OTHER FIDDLY LITTLE TINY FUCKING STATES UP IN THE SNOOTY PART OF AMERICA, YOU KNOW, THE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE A KINDERGARTNER TRIED TO MAKE A JIGSAW PUZZLE OUT OF RABBIT SHIT</p> <p>INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH, THE RED MEATY CENTER OF AMERICA IS ENTIRELY PROTECTED BUT I’M NOT EVEN GOING TO GET INTO THAT</p> <p>POINT IS, THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY, WHICH IS NOTORIOUS FOR ITS BLANKET STATEMENTS AND ITS DISREGARD FOR THE PRIVACY OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, HAS NOW DECLARED THE RIGHTS OF TWO <strong>MOTHERFUCKING </strong>THIRDS OF THE GODDAMNED COUNTRY INVALID</p> <p>AND YES I MOTHERFUCKING STRETCHED YOUR DASH FOR THIS</p> <p><strong><em><big><big><big><big>MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE, PEOPLE</big></big></big></big></em></strong></p> <p><strong><em><br/></em></strong>cuz this shit ain’t right.</p> <p>EDIT: CLICKTHROUGH THE PIC FOR SOURCE, SHITSTAINS</p> <p>ALSO <a href="http://www.storyleak.com/are-you-living-in-fourth-amendment-exclusion-zone/">THIS</a> AND <a href="http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2013/02/electronics-border-seizures/">THIS</a> AND MOTHERFUCKING <a href="https://www.aclu.org/files/assets/dhs_border_search_report_foia.pdf">THIS</a></p> </blockquote> <p>What the fuck</p> <p>Please tell me this is not real</p> </blockquote> <p>WTF America?</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="https://www.aclu.org/other/constitution-100-mile-border-zone">https://www.aclu.org/other/constitution-100-mile-border-zone</a></p> </blockquote>
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Comfortable, Memes, and Work: Hip Mobility For Deadlifts Horse Stance Gluteus maxima Gluteus medius ewes motbial tract @dr-Jacob-harden ISOMETRIC HOLDS TO IMPROVE MOBILITY Let's talk a little mobility 🔬 science. Right now, you have the ability to get into any position you want, given the constraints of your bony anatomy. Yes, that means that even you, the human 🌳 2 x 4, potentially has the ability to do the splits. So why can't you do it? It's all in the ⚡ brain. Your brain does not feel safe letting you get to those points because it doesn't know if you'll be able to get out of them. So it creates an end range where you have to ✋ stop. Increases in mobility do not improve physical length of muscles and connective tissues unless you hold stretches for upwards of 20 to 30 minutes. What happens with ↔ stretching is that you increase the tolerance to the stretch. We can speed that process along by creating 💪 strength in addition to that stretch. This is where isometric holds come in. With an iso hold, we pull ourselves actively into as ⤵ deep of a range of motion as we can and hold there. As you build strength, that position becomes more comfortable and you can pull yourself into deeper ROM. And because you got strong there, you are already a step ahead in improving strength and performance. Use ⏱ 15 to 30 second sets to start and work up to 1 minute sets. Accumulate 3 to 5 minutes a day in a position to see some rapid improvements. MyodetoxOrlando Myodetox FutureproofYourBody
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