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thejoanglebook: thatsthat24:NEW ORIGINAL SONG: “Recipe for Me” 🌸 I am so incredibly proud of all the people who came together to make this song and video a reality. It’s turned out to be one of favorites and I hope it will be one of yours too. Enjoy!! https://youtu.be/qHOiIuJ_7Cs LYRICS:There are shouters, and murmurersLoan sharks and burglarsWho’s good or bad? Who’s to say?Some are lost, some are searchersSome are givers, some are earnersBut why did they all end up that way?Is it nature at play, or is it nurture?Is the teacher to blame, or is the learner?I’m all at seaI’m no authority on anything but meI couldn’t tell you why I am who I’ve becomeBut I can tell you the parts that make me up, and you can calculate the sumI’ll impart to you what I believe would be the recipe for meWaterFirst things first, you’d need a great deal of water to make me60 liters is roughly what you’d needIt accounts for 65 percent of my beingAnd cellsMy body’s composed of trillions and trillions of cellsPerforming an assortment of missions, and It’s important to mention that they house my DNAWhich makes me myselfThere’s an ebb and a flowI grow, then I see changesThere are rewrites, losses, gains, and rearrangementsIt’s all much more uncertain than I thought it would beWho knew there’d be so many ways to be me?StoriesAudience or presenter, add scores of stories over timeA slew of silly videos I shared onlineAnd journals full of narratives I wrote at age nineAnd still, I continue to write because I have more dreams to fulfillTales I hoped to tell when I was youngerIdeas that I haven’t made yet, but I willI’ll find my way with my willThere’s an ebb and a flowI grow, then I make changesThere are rewrites, losses, gains, and rearrangementsI’m so much more uncertain than I thought I would beWho knew there’d be so many ways to be me?EggsYou may laugh, and that’s greatYour smiles are what make my dayMy self-worth’s fragile like an eggWhen it breaks it’s tough to put together againAnd saltA pinch of salt in my wounds when my friends have had enough of meIt doesn’t help that I’m lacking subtlety when I drop hints that I crave their companyAlone…It’s hard to console myself when I feel so aloneI feel like I disappear, if I don’t shout “I’m here”If I don’t make my presence knownAnd if people see me hereAnd find my face unclearCan I help them to see me better?I know I can’t foresee the weatherSo will they accept me now or ever?Who knows?I hope so…But I’m good enoughWhatever I face, I can rest assured that better days awaitThe path to happiness isn’t a raceI’ll let my heart beat at its own paceSunshineHappy and bright, it nurtures the earth with it’s lightIts beaming smile helps buds to flowerI’ll take a dash of that for when friends feel sourAnd rainbowsA light shines through and every hue is on displaySave a pinch of that for a rainy dayAnd use it when the storm clouds go awayThere’s an ebb and a flowI grow, so I make changesThere are rewrites, losses, gains, and rearrangementsI’m so much more uncertain than I thought I would beBut I can see there’s no wrong way to be meNow I see there’s no wrong way to be meAnd I know putting this recipe to paper is unwiseAll of the ingredients are changing all the timeI know putting this recipe to paper is unwiseAll of the ingredients are changing all the timeChanging all the timeThey’re changing all the timeChanging all the timeI’m changing all the time: RECIPE FOR ME thejoanglebook: thatsthat24:NEW ORIGINAL SONG: “Recipe for Me” 🌸 I am so incredibly proud of all the people who came together to make this song and video a reality. It’s turned out to be one of favorites and I hope it will be one of yours too. Enjoy!! https://youtu.be/qHOiIuJ_7Cs LYRICS:There are shouters, and murmurersLoan sharks and burglarsWho’s good or bad? Who’s to say?Some are lost, some are searchersSome are givers, some are earnersBut why did they all end up that way?Is it nature at play, or is it nurture?Is the teacher to blame, or is the learner?I’m all at seaI’m no authority on anything but meI couldn’t tell you why I am who I’ve becomeBut I can tell you the parts that make me up, and you can calculate the sumI’ll impart to you what I believe would be the recipe for meWaterFirst things first, you’d need a great deal of water to make me60 liters is roughly what you’d needIt accounts for 65 percent of my beingAnd cellsMy body’s composed of trillions and trillions of cellsPerforming an assortment of missions, and It’s important to mention that they house my DNAWhich makes me myselfThere’s an ebb and a flowI grow, then I see changesThere are rewrites, losses, gains, and rearrangementsIt’s all much more uncertain than I thought it would beWho knew there’d be so many ways to be me?StoriesAudience or presenter, add scores of stories over timeA slew of silly videos I shared onlineAnd journals full of narratives I wrote at age nineAnd still, I continue to write because I have more dreams to fulfillTales I hoped to tell when I was youngerIdeas that I haven’t made yet, but I willI’ll find my way with my willThere’s an ebb and a flowI grow, then I make changesThere are rewrites, losses, gains, and rearrangementsI’m so much more uncertain than I thought I would beWho knew there’d be so many ways to be me?EggsYou may laugh, and that’s greatYour smiles are what make my dayMy self-worth’s fragile like an eggWhen it breaks it’s tough to put together againAnd saltA pinch of salt in my wounds when my friends have had enough of meIt doesn’t help that I’m lacking subtlety when I drop hints that I crave their companyAlone…It’s hard to console myself when I feel so aloneI feel like I disappear, if I don’t shout “I’m here”If I don’t make my presence knownAnd if people see me hereAnd find my face unclearCan I help them to see me better?I know I can’t foresee the weatherSo will they accept me now or ever?Who knows?I hope so…But I’m good enoughWhatever I face, I can rest assured that better days awaitThe path to happiness isn’t a raceI’ll let my heart beat at its own paceSunshineHappy and bright, it nurtures the earth with it’s lightIts beaming smile helps buds to flowerI’ll take a dash of that for when friends feel sourAnd rainbowsA light shines through and every hue is on displaySave a pinch of that for a rainy dayAnd use it when the storm clouds go awayThere’s an ebb and a flowI grow, so I make changesThere are rewrites, losses, gains, and rearrangementsI’m so much more uncertain than I thought I would beBut I can see there’s no wrong way to be meNow I see there’s no wrong way to be meAnd I know putting this recipe to paper is unwiseAll of the ingredients are changing all the timeI know putting this recipe to paper is unwiseAll of the ingredients are changing all the timeChanging all the timeThey’re changing all the timeChanging all the timeI’m changing all the time

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abd-illustrates: ABD-illustrates’ Character Art Commissions! (EDIT: updated my rates to suit my current art style - go ahead and check out the latest work in my DeviantArt gallery or on my ArtBlog if you want to get a better idea of the options available!) Want a custom artwork of your favorite character, your OC, your DnD party, or any other such super cool creation? Well you’re in the right place! Here’s the rundown: Make sure that I have slots available by quickly checking out the description of my blog Read the terms under the cut! Anything unclear after reading through the T’s C’s? Feel free to hit up my askbox with any queries! Once you’re ready, send a request my way via email! (Address listed after TC’s below) FULL TERMS AND CONTACT INFO UNDER THE CUT! Keep reading: ABD ILLUSTRATES character art commissions STY MORE EXAMPLES A ABD-ILLUSTRATES-ART TUMBLR.COM ABD ILLUSTRATES character art commissions MORE EXAMPLES A ABD-ILLUSTRATES-ART.TUMBLR.COM SLAT COLOR ABD ILLUSTRATES 51/1o ABD ILLUSTRATES character art commissions MORE EXAMPLES A ABD-ILLUSTRATES-ART.TUMBLR.COM CELL TONE&SHADIG ABD ILLUSTRATES character art commissions MORE EXAMPLES A ABD-ILLUSTRATES-ART.TUMBLR.COM DIGITAL PAINTING OPTION ALSO AVAILABLE FOR SINGLE-CHARACTER ARTWORKS! 09/o3 USTRATES ABD ILLUSTRATES character art commissions PRICING LINEWORK FLAT COLOR CELL TONE DIGITAL +BACKGROUND: [SKETCHY/CLEAN) -SHRDING PAIGBRSEICE USTESINILEFHCLU FRACTION APPLIES TO SINGLE CHARA BASE PRICE LISTED IN LEFT COLUMNS HEADSHOT: E15 $20) E25 $30 E40 $55 E50 $65) TORSO E20 $25 E30 ($40) E5O ($65 E6O $75) FULL BODY;E25 $30) £35 $45) E6O $75) E7O s90) [BUY 1 CHARACTER, GET NEXT 3 HALF PRICE I 1/2 PRICE DEAL APPLIES TO EVERY 3 ADDITIONAL CHARACTERS REQUESTED FOLLOWING THE FIRST IN A SINGLE COMMISSION. E.G: IN A 7-CHARACTER COMMISSION, THE 1ST CHARACTER IS FULL PRICE; THE 2ND, 3RD AND 4TH ARE EACH HALF PRICE-THE DEAL THEN REPEATS, MAKING THE 5TH FULL PRICE, THE 6TH & 7TH HALF PRICE, ETC"] Λ л [ IF SEEKING LARGER GROUP SHOTS [EG:060 PARTY ARTWORK), FURTHER DEALS MAY BE VIABLE DEPENDING ON DESIRED ART STYLE, COMPOSITION, ETC.) л ^ [ ADDITIONAL BACKGROUND COSTS LISTED ABOVE ARE GUIDELINES AND MAY VARY DEPENDING ON DESIRED COMPLEXITY/LEVEL OF DETAIL, ETC.] abd-illustrates: ABD-illustrates’ Character Art Commissions! (EDIT: updated my rates to suit my current art style - go ahead and check out the latest work in my DeviantArt gallery or on my ArtBlog if you want to get a better idea of the options available!) Want a custom artwork of your favorite character, your OC, your DnD party, or any other such super cool creation? Well you’re in the right place! Here’s the rundown: Make sure that I have slots available by quickly checking out the description of my blog Read the terms under the cut! Anything unclear after reading through the T’s C’s? Feel free to hit up my askbox with any queries! Once you’re ready, send a request my way via email! (Address listed after TC’s below) FULL TERMS AND CONTACT INFO UNDER THE CUT! Keep reading

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novelty-gift-ideas: How to Swear Around the World : HOW TO SWEAR AROUND THE WORLD VAFFANCULO CASSE-TOI! YUMAGO! BY JASON SACHER ILLUSTRATIONS BY TOBY TRIUMPH Perha human being, there happily copulates with animals in her and mean-spirited picture uld truly be reserved for moments of extreme anger. take kindly to the mental images that the phrases e the most obvious globally sho We as a species do not t below conjure. As you can imagine, insulting animal of choice to p have fun throwing a few more culturally specific ani consider the bears in Bulgaria, and reindeer (of c dogs ar air with a mother, but certain cultures imals in there BULGARIAN Mayka ti duha na mechki v gorata Your performs o performs oral sex upon bears in the forest." DUTCH Zoon van een hoerige kameel! Son of a camel whore!" With this insult, it's unclear whether one is saying the mother in question was a camel that was also a prostitute or a prostitute wh serviced camels. FINNISH Äitisi nai poroja! Your mother copulates with reindeer!" AOTIAN Ma see mea mung! Your mother enjoys keeping intimate company with dogs!" HOW TO SWEAR AROUND THE WORLD THE MOTHERLOD Fuck off uzendayo うぜーんだよ。 Motherfucker. kisama 貴様。 Asshole teme てめぇー。 Leave me the fuck alone. shitsukėndayo しつけ-んだよ。 I hate you. daikirai 大嫌い。 Ded na What did you just say!?! nandatö なんだと !?! Get out of my way. doke どけ。 Go to hell. shine 死ね。 Eat shit. kusokurae くそくらえ。 Shut the fuck up. ussendayo うっせ-んだよ。 What the fuck? ahoka アホか?! You're worthless. tsukaenė yatsu dana つかえねーやつだな。 eacefu ng. Just ent. My uS with a de. novelty-gift-ideas: How to Swear Around the World
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A gunman opened fire at Mercy Hospital in Chicago Monday night, killing an emergency room doctor, a police officer and a pharmacy worker. The attacker shot the emergency room doctor, 38-year-old Tamara O’Neal, outside the hospital before entering the building. He then fatally shot a responding police officer, Samuel Jimenez, 28, and a first-year pharmacy resident, 25-year-old Dayna Less. The shooter also died, however it is unclear if the gunman took his own life or was killed by police. ___ Mayor Rahm Emanuel said in a statement: - “This just tears at the soul of our city. It is the face and a consequence of evil.” __ Photo: AP: CHICAGO POLICE 19 U.S. NEWS HOSPITAL SHOOTING Nov 20 | A shooting at Mercy Hospital in Chicago leaves three victims dead A gunman opened fire at Mercy Hospital in Chicago Monday night, killing an emergency room doctor, a police officer and a pharmacy worker. The attacker shot the emergency room doctor, 38-year-old Tamara O’Neal, outside the hospital before entering the building. He then fatally shot a responding police officer, Samuel Jimenez, 28, and a first-year pharmacy resident, 25-year-old Dayna Less. The shooter also died, however it is unclear if the gunman took his own life or was killed by police. ___ Mayor Rahm Emanuel said in a statement: - “This just tears at the soul of our city. It is the face and a consequence of evil.” __ Photo: AP

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After being charged with 8 felonies from his Georgia arrest last year, Young Thug has turned himself in to DeKalb County authorities in Georgia after a warrant was issued. The rapper is in custody of the DeKalb County Sheriff’s Office at the moment. The rapper has been charged with intent to distribute meth, hydrocodone, and weed. Thugger was also charged with possession of amphetamine, Alprazolam, codeine (2 counts) and a firearm. At the moment, it’s unclear if the rapper will be released or not. Before turning himself in, Young Thug also announced a new album named “ON THE RUN” that should be coming soon. RapTVSTAFF: Charlie! @thatkidcm: YOUNG THUG TURNS HIMSELF IN TO DEKALB COUNTY POLICE C@ After being charged with 8 felonies from his Georgia arrest last year, Young Thug has turned himself in to DeKalb County authorities in Georgia after a warrant was issued. The rapper is in custody of the DeKalb County Sheriff’s Office at the moment. The rapper has been charged with intent to distribute meth, hydrocodone, and weed. Thugger was also charged with possession of amphetamine, Alprazolam, codeine (2 counts) and a firearm. At the moment, it’s unclear if the rapper will be released or not. Before turning himself in, Young Thug also announced a new album named “ON THE RUN” that should be coming soon. RapTVSTAFF: Charlie! @thatkidcm

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<p><a href="http://return-of-the-trinidude.tumblr.com/post/176448492051/antifeminism-proegalitarian-thecybersmith" class="tumblr_blog">return-of-the-trinidude</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://antifeminism-proegalitarian.tumblr.com/post/176209431259/thecybersmith-im-jerry-seinfeld" class="tumblr_blog">antifeminism-proegalitarian</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://thecybersmith.tumblr.com/post/176208447767/im-jerry-seinfeld-thecybersmith" class="tumblr_blog">thecybersmith</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://im-jerry-seinfeld.tumblr.com/post/176208008077/thecybersmith-anatomicdeadspace-toronto" class="tumblr_blog">im-jerry-seinfeld</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thecybersmith.tumblr.com/post/176202331982/anatomicdeadspace-toronto-shooting-gunman-kills" class="tumblr_blog">thecybersmith</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://anatomicdeadspace.tumblr.com/post/176201484543/toronto-shooting-gunman-kills-woman-and-child-in" class="tumblr_blog">anatomicdeadspace</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2><b><a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44919771">Toronto shooting: Gunman kills woman and child in Greektown</a></b></h2> <p>A 10-year-old girl and an 18-year-old woman have died after a gunman opened fire on a busy avenue in Canada’s largest city, police say.</p> <p>Thirteen other people, ranging in age between 10 and 59, were injured in the attack in the Greektown district of Toronto, police chief Mark Saunders told reporters.</p> <p>The suspect, 29, had an exchange of gunfire with police officers before being found dead nearby. The motive for the shooting is unknown. Police have not identified the suspect, who was from Toronto, and it is unclear if he was killed by police gunfire or took his own life.</p> <p>The attack happened on Sunday evening. In a video clip shared by Canadian media, a white man wearing a dark cap and dark clothing and carrying a shoulder bag can be seen stopping on a pavement and pulling out a handgun before firing shots.</p> <p>Prime Minister Justin Trudeau sent his sympathies to the victims and the city in a tweet, while Toronto Mayor John Tory condemned the “despicable” attack on “people innocently enjoying a Sunday evening”.</p> </blockquote> <p>F</p> <p>I hope the injured victims recover swiftly.</p> <p>Also, this is yet more evidence that gun control won’t work.</p> </blockquote> <p>DID THIS MAN REALLY SAY “F” HOLY SHIT WE GOTTA KILL EM ALL. EVERY ANGLO. NUKE IT FROM ORBIT. IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE.</p> </blockquote> <p><b>Me:</b> pays respect to the victims of violence.</p> <p><b>You:</b> calls for the genocide of my entire ethnic group.</p> <p>WTF?</p> </blockquote> <p>This whole post threw me for a loop</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="226" data-orig-width="400" data-tumblr-attribution="lexarakoon:xI0tcvbDKlD_Lj7hHAVFRg:ZJeWhm22YrHnz"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a095298a115d6d07289d43328c03e940/tumblr_o39x2fzeQc1tk48vko1_400.gif" data-orig-height="226" data-orig-width="400"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I’m at a loss.</p>: <p><a href="http://return-of-the-trinidude.tumblr.com/post/176448492051/antifeminism-proegalitarian-thecybersmith" class="tumblr_blog">return-of-the-trinidude</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://antifeminism-proegalitarian.tumblr.com/post/176209431259/thecybersmith-im-jerry-seinfeld" class="tumblr_blog">antifeminism-proegalitarian</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://thecybersmith.tumblr.com/post/176208447767/im-jerry-seinfeld-thecybersmith" class="tumblr_blog">thecybersmith</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://im-jerry-seinfeld.tumblr.com/post/176208008077/thecybersmith-anatomicdeadspace-toronto" class="tumblr_blog">im-jerry-seinfeld</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thecybersmith.tumblr.com/post/176202331982/anatomicdeadspace-toronto-shooting-gunman-kills" class="tumblr_blog">thecybersmith</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://anatomicdeadspace.tumblr.com/post/176201484543/toronto-shooting-gunman-kills-woman-and-child-in" class="tumblr_blog">anatomicdeadspace</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2><b><a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44919771">Toronto shooting: Gunman kills woman and child in Greektown</a></b></h2> <p>A 10-year-old girl and an 18-year-old woman have died after a gunman opened fire on a busy avenue in Canada’s largest city, police say.</p> <p>Thirteen other people, ranging in age between 10 and 59, were injured in the attack in the Greektown district of Toronto, police chief Mark Saunders told reporters.</p> <p>The suspect, 29, had an exchange of gunfire with police officers before being found dead nearby. The motive for the shooting is unknown. Police have not identified the suspect, who was from Toronto, and it is unclear if he was killed by police gunfire or took his own life.</p> <p>The attack happened on Sunday evening. In a video clip shared by Canadian media, a white man wearing a dark cap and dark clothing and carrying a shoulder bag can be seen stopping on a pavement and pulling out a handgun before firing shots.</p> <p>Prime Minister Justin Trudeau sent his sympathies to the victims and the city in a tweet, while Toronto Mayor John Tory condemned the “despicable” attack on “people innocently enjoying a Sunday evening”.</p> </blockquote> <p>F</p> <p>I hope the injured victims recover swiftly.</p> <p>Also, this is yet more evidence that gun control won’t work.</p> </blockquote> <p>DID THIS MAN REALLY SAY “F” HOLY SHIT WE GOTTA KILL EM ALL. EVERY ANGLO. NUKE IT FROM ORBIT. IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE.</p> </blockquote> <p><b>Me:</b> pays respect to the victims of violence.</p> <p><b>You:</b> calls for the genocide of my entire ethnic group.</p> <p>WTF?</p> </blockquote> <p>This whole post threw me for a loop</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="226" data-orig-width="400" data-tumblr-attribution="lexarakoon:xI0tcvbDKlD_Lj7hHAVFRg:ZJeWhm22YrHnz"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a095298a115d6d07289d43328c03e940/tumblr_o39x2fzeQc1tk48vko1_400.gif" data-orig-height="226" data-orig-width="400"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I’m at a loss.</p>
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Two have been killed and 12 injured after a 29-year-old man opened fire in Toronto’s Greektown neighborhood Sunday night. Toronto police stated the suspect used a handgun and that no motive has been identified. The gunman was found dead after exchanging fire with police. It is unclear whether he died from a self-inflicted gunshot or from police gunfire. ___ “My thoughts are with everyone affected by the terrible tragedy on the Danforth last night in Toronto, and may the injured make a full recovery. The people of Toronto are strong, resilient and brave - and we’ll be there to support you through this difficult time,” said Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau via Twitter. ___ Photo: REUTERS-Chris Helgren: WORLD NEWS TORONTO SHOOTING July 23 | Two have been killed and 12 injured after a 29-year-old gunman opened fire in Toronto Two have been killed and 12 injured after a 29-year-old man opened fire in Toronto’s Greektown neighborhood Sunday night. Toronto police stated the suspect used a handgun and that no motive has been identified. The gunman was found dead after exchanging fire with police. It is unclear whether he died from a self-inflicted gunshot or from police gunfire. ___ “My thoughts are with everyone affected by the terrible tragedy on the Danforth last night in Toronto, and may the injured make a full recovery. The people of Toronto are strong, resilient and brave - and we’ll be there to support you through this difficult time,” said Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau via Twitter. ___ Photo: REUTERS-Chris Helgren

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