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7-Eleven, A Dream, and Basketball: 221biotchplease: leaveittotegan: lumnie: chemisquid: dippersballoon: I saw an opportunity and I took it This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO. Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance: I won’t hesitate bitch Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow Whaddup, I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read Kermit the Frog jumps off building Fr e sh a voca do back at it again at Krispy Kreme There is only one thing worse than a rapist Club Jam (yes a really good book) At least the taco was free I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand Grandma loves ping pong too much If your name is Junior Welcome to Target I’m just cooking pizza Cole Sprouse dress-up game On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free) Kid smacked by fly swatter Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school) Um I’m not finished (Tyler the Creator) WE’RE BREAKING FREE SAIL I’m Squidward So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies So no head? (breaking skateboard) Actually, Megan (I can’t sit anywhere) No off topic questions (Chris Christie) What the fuck, Richard Drop it like it’s hot (its just luke) Bored as shiiiiii Liberian accent (plasma globe) New haircut (Parker Kit Hill) Summertime sadness (chicken) More like hurricane TORTILLA I got an a-bor-tion All Around the World (TheJasminator) When there’s a cutie next to you at a red light Snake licks lollipop Accept yourself, love yourself Be whatever you wanna be Don’t touch Zac’s music (LENARR) Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho Can I please get a waffle? Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars) Ebony Jenkins (shut up!) Kevin, watch the light dude Horse meditation A girl a dream a clothing hanger Is that a weed? (911 microwave) Helium balloons (floating car) Fireplace fairy I’m your freestyle dance teacher I can’t believe you’ve done this Which way the Quiznos is Impossible paper toss shot Hemtube (dancing with cat) I nurture my skin (Shaq) Why are you running Happy birthday? Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom) Farkle falling Fuck you (soda machine) Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke) Take On Me And now my sock is wet (water gun) All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala When there’s too much drama at school Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub What’s your name? (ouija board) Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids) Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven) Girl scared of convertible car Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats) Would you like the spider on your hand? Shopping cart crash We actually have the chip reader now I’M A GIRAFFE Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti) I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke BEAUTY
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7-Eleven, A Dream, and Basketball: leaveittotegan: lumnie: chemisquid: dippersballoon: I saw an opportunity and I took it This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO. Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance: I won’t hesitate bitch Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow Whaddup, I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read Kermit the Frog jumps off building Fr e sh a voca do back at it again at Krispy Kreme There is only one thing worse than a rapist Club Jam (yes a really good book) At least the taco was free I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand Grandma loves ping pong too much If your name is Junior Welcome to Target I’m just cooking pizza Cole Sprouse dress-up game On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free) Kid smacked by fly swatter Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school) Um I’m not finished (Tyler the Creator) WE’RE BREAKING FREE SAIL I’m Squidward So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies So no head? (breaking skateboard) Actually, Megan (I can’t sit anywhere) No off topic questions (Chris Christie) What the fuck, Richard Drop it like it’s hot (its just luke) Bored as shiiiiii Liberian accent (plasma globe) New haircut (Parker Kit Hill) Summertime sadness (chicken) More like hurricane TORTILLA I got an a-bor-tion All Around the World (TheJasminator) When there’s a cutie next to you at a red light Snake licks lollipop Accept yourself, love yourself Be whatever you wanna be Don’t touch Zac’s music (LENARR) Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho Can I please get a waffle? Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars) Ebony Jenkins (shut up!) Kevin, watch the light dude Horse meditation A girl a dream a clothing hanger Is that a weed? (911 microwave) Helium balloons (floating car) Fireplace fairy I’m your freestyle dance teacher I can’t believe you’ve done this Which way the Quiznos is Impossible paper toss shot Hemtube (dancing with cat) I nurture my skin (Shaq) Why are you running Happy birthday? Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom) Farkle falling Fuck you (soda machine) Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke) Take On Me And now my sock is wet (water gun) All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala When there’s too much drama at school Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub What’s your name? (ouija board) Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids) Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven) Girl scared of convertible car Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats) Would you like the spider on your hand? Shopping cart crash We actually have the chip reader now I’M A GIRAFFE Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti) I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke
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Free, You, and Toxic: <p>Self-Care is breaking free from toxic masculinity and taking care of yourself and your emotional needs because you are a TREASURE.</p>

Self-Care is breaking free from toxic masculinity and taking care of yourself and your emotional needs because you are a TREASURE.

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Ass, Friends, and Life: Puppy smiling next to Mom @DrSmashlove So my lil homegirl text me talmbout a certain species of man we have all come to love. She affectionately refers to this species of man as "'pretend to be okay with the friend zone while still secretly hoping they can smash' lookin ass dudes." I couldn't have said it better myself 😍. She continues: "I used to be a tease when I was younger but now I'm up front with how I feel about guys so I don't find myself being sexually assaulted by a one who mistakingly thought had a chance with me sexually. 'I like you as a friend but just to be clear this isn't going further.' 'I'm not having sex with you.' 'We can't have sex.' 'We're not together. I don't see you like that' etc etc. You're not getting out 😂 but whatever have fun with your fantasy." And then a follow up message: "While we're on the topic though, and take your time answering this (as always) - what is your opinion on breaking ties with guys who claim to be okay with being friends but still want more? I feel like it's potentially dangerous to continue friendships with guys who are sexually attracted to me no matter how much I like having them as a friend. Many of them are actually a good time and I like going out with them but in no way shape or form do I desire any of their body parts inside of mine. Should I cut ties across the board in this situation or is it a case by case basis?" Baby girl this is a damn good question but this will have to be a two part exercise. In my next post I'll talk about (1) why a lot of men don't know how to act around 'platonic' friends, (2) whether u ladies should dismiss these dudes out of your life entirely, and (3) how u as a man could actually break free of the shackles of the friend zone. Stay tuned! 🦁
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Life, Memes, and Break: U Dare to be bold and break free from the status quo. . Comment "done" if you're done living an average life and you want more!!!

Dare to be bold and break free from the status quo. . Comment "done" if you're done living an average life and you want more!!!

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Mediocre, Memes, and Working Out: A BAR OF IRON COSTS $5, MADE INTO HORSESHOES ITS WORTH IS $12, MADE INTONEEDLESITS NORTH IS $3500, MADE INTO BALANCE SPRINGS FOR WATCHES ITSWORTH IS $300,000 YOUR OWN VALUE IS DETERMINED BY WHAT YOU ARE ABLE TO MAKE YOURSELF IN STAG RAM CLEVER INVESTOR It's not going to work. - Most new businesses fail within 3 years. - Play it safe and get a "real" job, real estate is too uncertain for you to make a "real" living. - You don't have any money, connections, or resources...there is no way you will be able to compete with the "big boys" that have deep pockets. - You look too young...no one will take you seriously. - What you are trying to do is not possible...you can't flip houses with no money down. - You can follow your dreams someday...right now you need to buckle down and be responsible. - You're totally screwed if this doesn't work out. - THESE ARE SOME OF THE BULLSHIT THINGS MY CLOSEST FRIENDS AND FAMILY MEMBERS SAID TO ME WHEN I FIRST STARTED MY REAL ESTATE INVESTMENT COMPANY 11+ years ago. That company has spawned into 3 other successful companies. - Now: 1) I employ over 70 people. 2) My dad works for me. 3) I have complete time freedom to do what I want. 4) I am financially independant. 5) I take 2 months of vacations each year to the best resorts on the planet. 6) I hang around millionaires, one billionaire, movie stars, and other successful people of my choosing. 7) I help others break free from the bullshit stories society has pounded down their throats since they were born. NEVER let anyone label you...or convince you that your dreams are too far fetched or unreachable. Use their doubts as motivation to prove them all wrong. Quietly buckle down and work relentlessly towards your goals. ACTION is the only currency that produces results in business. Eliminate your excuses...wage war on your fears...and crush mediocrity with your boldness. NOW is the time to create your legacy through bold and decisive action. - We are the strongest family on Instagram...let's band together and support each other until we are all eating at the same table.
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