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advice-animal: Sorry for the annoying submit button, tumblr mobile sucks. This post did to me what vaccines couldnt.It gave me autism: this is gonna be an extremely unpopular opinion so bare with me, but i don't think children should be vaccinated unless they really absolutely want to be and if they grow up into adults who still don't want to be vaccinated then so be it. kids are too young to fully grasp what vaccination does to you, and i don't mean that in a "they'll make you autistic and die way. i mean they don't understand what they're setting themselves up for in the future. (shots are pretty traumatic for children too, but that's for another day.) if a child is too young to consent to sex or medical transition if they're trans, they're definitely too young to consent to a vax. i haven't had any contact with my family for quite some time now, so i have a hard time knowing my medical history, especially with my lack of health insurance and a move to a different country. because of that, i live with the constant fear that i might have been vaccinated against rabies. my family was extremely poor and had spotty health insurance but its hard to say. but its fucking heartbreaking to know i might never be fully rabid because my parent might have vaccinated me as a child, when i was too young to know, too young to have a say in it how many other kids are there, just like me? how many adults have grown up miserable because they've been vaccinated against their genetic disposition for a certain disease? its practically eugenics and it makes me sick to my stomach. there are babies NOW getting vaxxed bc "thats what's h for them and their parents have no idea how much grief theyre causing right now. so yea, maybe stop vaxxing your kids?? slavz Shikha there's a lot to unpack here but let's just throw away the whole suitcase discourseful at first i was like yeah okay this a dumb but manageable take" and then op went for the rabies thing and my soul left my body honeybruh everyday this site drags us further and further away from the will of God and into madness What corner of hieronymus Bosch hell did this come from Where's my post about being confused about how great civilizations fall into the dark ages and then looking around me living in 2018 cause this post is proof of that Imao therealklt If you didn't go to their blog, you're missing the best part: My Rabies Story My Story: I have always had a particular closeness to the concept of rabies and identified as rabioromantic before my diagnosis. I decided for the sake of my mental health I would become infected This past year I met a girl online who was born with rabies said she could infect me. We met up this past June and, excuse the tmi, took part in BDSM sex. She bit me really hard on the shoulder until I bled and I've had rabies ever since. I refuse to go to a doctor as they tend not to understand rabios/virosexuals, so pleas don't ask me to. Does this mean you're going to die soon?: Short answer, no. Contrary to belief, rabies doesn't actually kill you. I'm in the incubation period atm so I have no symptoms. Ev experiences rabies differently and I co potentially live a full happy life. For exam the girl who bit me was born with rabies and hasn't died yet. Are you going to infect other people? Not unless they really want to. I currently curb my biting impulses by biting into raw steaks so I'm fine and safe to be around. (x) This is the kind of stuff that you have to lauglh at or you'll go insane. hysterrific yes i actually have rabi stop asking When I said I was so desensitised to Tumblr I couldn't be shocked anymore, I didn't mean it as a challenge advice-animal: Sorry for the annoying submit button, tumblr mobile sucks. This post did to me what vaccines couldnt.It gave me autism
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Sorry for the annoying submit button, tumblr mobile sucks.: this is gonna be an extremely unpopular opinion so bare with me, but i don't think children should be vaccinated unless they really absolutely want to be and if they grow up into adults who still don't want to be vaccinated then so be it. kids are too young to fully grasp what vaccination does to you, and i don't mean that in a "they'll make you autistic and die way. i mean they don't understand what they're setting themselves up for in the future. (shots are pretty traumatic for children too, but that's for another day.) if a child is too young to consent to sex or medical transition if they're trans, they're definitely too young to consent to a vax. i haven't had any contact with my family for quite some time now, so i have a hard time knowing my medical history, especially with my lack of health insurance and a move to a different country. because of that, i live with the constant fear that i might have been vaccinated against rabies. my family was extremely poor and had spotty health insurance but its hard to say. but its fucking heartbreaking to know i might never be fully rabid because my parent might have vaccinated me as a child, when i was too young to know, too young to have a say in it how many other kids are there, just like me? how many adults have grown up miserable because they've been vaccinated against their genetic disposition for a certain disease? its practically eugenics and it makes me sick to my stomach. there are babies NOW getting vaxxed bc "thats what's h for them and their parents have no idea how much grief theyre causing right now. so yea, maybe stop vaxxing your kids?? slavz Shikha there's a lot to unpack here but let's just throw away the whole suitcase discourseful at first i was like yeah okay this a dumb but manageable take" and then op went for the rabies thing and my soul left my body honeybruh everyday this site drags us further and further away from the will of God and into madness What corner of hieronymus Bosch hell did this come from Where's my post about being confused about how great civilizations fall into the dark ages and then looking around me living in 2018 cause this post is proof of that Imao therealklt If you didn't go to their blog, you're missing the best part: My Rabies Story My Story: I have always had a particular closeness to the concept of rabies and identified as rabioromantic before my diagnosis. I decided for the sake of my mental health I would become infected This past year I met a girl online who was born with rabies said she could infect me. We met up this past June and, excuse the tmi, took part in BDSM sex. She bit me really hard on the shoulder until I bled and I've had rabies ever since. I refuse to go to a doctor as they tend not to understand rabios/virosexuals, so pleas don't ask me to. Does this mean you're going to die soon?: Short answer, no. Contrary to belief, rabies doesn't actually kill you. I'm in the incubation period atm so I have no symptoms. Ev experiences rabies differently and I co potentially live a full happy life. For exam the girl who bit me was born with rabies and hasn't died yet. Are you going to infect other people? Not unless they really want to. I currently curb my biting impulses by biting into raw steaks so I'm fine and safe to be around. (x) This is the kind of stuff that you have to lauglh at or you'll go insane. hysterrific yes i actually have rabi stop asking When I said I was so desensitised to Tumblr I couldn't be shocked anymore, I didn't mean it as a challenge Sorry for the annoying submit button, tumblr mobile sucks.
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<p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/172666301953/canned-unicorn-meat" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.com/canned-unicorn-meat/"> Canned Unicorn Meat</a></b><br/><br/></p></blockquote>: Excellent Radiant source f Farms Sparkles UNICORN MEAT odut of Ireland Bi NET WT 5.5 0 (156) Top customer reviews George Takei ☆☆☆☆☆ Tastes Like Spam July 9, 2013 When my shipment of unicorn meat from RADIANT FARMS finally arrived, I prepared the fragrant pate as a maki roll, wrapped in seaweed and spread over some sushi rice, with a little unagi sauce on top. This had been a staple during WWII when spam was standard issue in Hawaii, and it was how my cousins used to prepare it. Ah, the memories. I even had a half carafe of cold, unfiltered sake to pair with it. Unfortunately, I found this unicorn meat brand to be quite similar to spam, both in texture and blandness. I'd been hoping for that zestier kick that comes from the rump cuts of other mythical and fantastical creatures, such as griffins or centaurs (for the latter, serve only the back half of the creature with guests, or it gets awkward) Apparently, as Dateline recently reported, "farmed" unicorns are force-fed mostly genetically modified grains, rather than their natural diet of skittles and ecstasy pills California in fact is ready to ban the practice and sale of such meat by referendum. Moreover, certain European countries were caught mixing in regular horse meat (yes, disgusting) so you never really know how pure the unicorn is. I say stick with fresh. I highly recommend TOM RIDDLE brand unicorn steaks, which arrive still oozing restorative blood. Ground into patties, they make a great burger. Comment 6,156 people found this helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes No Report abuse <p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/172666301953/canned-unicorn-meat" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.com/canned-unicorn-meat/"> Canned Unicorn Meat</a></b><br/><br/></p></blockquote>

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novelty-gift-ideas: Canned Unicorn Meat: Excellent Radiant source f Farms Sparkles UNICORN MEAT odut of Ireland Bi NET WT 5.5 0 (156) Top customer reviews George Takei ☆☆☆☆☆ Tastes Like Spam July 9, 2013 When my shipment of unicorn meat from RADIANT FARMS finally arrived, I prepared the fragrant pate as a maki roll, wrapped in seaweed and spread over some sushi rice, with a little unagi sauce on top. This had been a staple during WWII when spam was standard issue in Hawaii, and it was how my cousins used to prepare it. Ah, the memories. I even had a half carafe of cold, unfiltered sake to pair with it. Unfortunately, I found this unicorn meat brand to be quite similar to spam, both in texture and blandness. I'd been hoping for that zestier kick that comes from the rump cuts of other mythical and fantastical creatures, such as griffins or centaurs (for the latter, serve only the back half of the creature with guests, or it gets awkward) Apparently, as Dateline recently reported, "farmed" unicorns are force-fed mostly genetically modified grains, rather than their natural diet of skittles and ecstasy pills California in fact is ready to ban the practice and sale of such meat by referendum. Moreover, certain European countries were caught mixing in regular horse meat (yes, disgusting) so you never really know how pure the unicorn is. I say stick with fresh. I highly recommend TOM RIDDLE brand unicorn steaks, which arrive still oozing restorative blood. Ground into patties, they make a great burger. Comment 6,156 people found this helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes No Report abuse novelty-gift-ideas: Canned Unicorn Meat

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captain-snark: minervamagooglie: queenklu: leupagus: brainstatic: Hey Christians, you guys ok over there? Additional fun fact: If a woman is “tight,” it almost never correlates to how much sex she’s had. It correlates exclusively to how good the sex she’s having right now. A woman who is “tight” is actually sexually unaroused; her vagina isn’t relaxed and she is, I goddamn promise you, not at all enjoying whatever might be up in her business at the moment. I’m also really concerned that………thOse are FISH STEAKS pLEaSe don’t fUcK a FISH If you believe shit like this about vaginas, then PLEASE save a woman and fuck a fish instead. The four stages of sexual preparation.1. No2. Getting there3. Getting there4. Okay, go go goand then suddenly after its like it goes back to number 1 by some kind of Heathenish magic. Also don’t fuck a fish because that’s Fish-man erasure: Reno Omokri @renoomokri Follow Dear women God made virgins for husbands not boyfriends. Keeping your virginity till marriage is the best gift you can give to a husband. A Virgin is more likely to have a TIGHTER connection with her husband than a LOOSE woman who has had multiple sexual partners #RenosNuggets if yo can give to a 213 captain-snark: minervamagooglie: queenklu: leupagus: brainstatic: Hey Christians, you guys ok over there? Additional fun fact: If a woman is “tight,” it almost never correlates to how much sex she’s had. It correlates exclusively to how good the sex she’s having right now. A woman who is “tight” is actually sexually unaroused; her vagina isn’t relaxed and she is, I goddamn promise you, not at all enjoying whatever might be up in her business at the moment. I’m also really concerned that………thOse are FISH STEAKS pLEaSe don’t fUcK a FISH If you believe shit like this about vaginas, then PLEASE save a woman and fuck a fish instead. The four stages of sexual preparation.1. No2. Getting there3. Getting there4. Okay, go go goand then suddenly after its like it goes back to number 1 by some kind of Heathenish magic. Also don’t fuck a fish because that’s Fish-man erasure
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Part 2 (see previous post for Part 1): He’d leap out of his truck wearing overalls and construction boots and a trucker cap - not Ed Hardy but a real one, an unironic one lol. And he look like Tom Brady in the face but he burly like Tom Hardy. And he got no shirt under the overalls just manly. And my girl like “Aren’t you cold?” And in a syrupy southern drawl he say “mayam - I werked one year as longshoreman in Alasker. One tam - my toes done froze off, lost two. But I survaved. An I don’t git cold no mowar. 🤠” He reach under the steering wheel, pop the hood, walk around, flicks it open, props it up with only his arm, grab wiper fluid out of the bed of his truck which also houses a deer he just shot, opens it with his mouth, pours the fluid, replaces the cap. I’m in awe. My girl even more in awe. He grab a blanket out of his truck and wrap up my girl and he like “just makin sure yer old lady’s warm, sir 😌. Would yall lak to come to my home for some deer steaks before continuing yer journey?” And I’m like “wow what a gracious offer u know what MSNBC and CNN are wrong about y’all, rednecks are amazing people” and just then. Right then. My girl hop out the whip. I’m like “WOMAN! IT’S SNOWING?” And she like “you don’t want steak then suit yourself I’M HUNGRY. We could have stopped at Ponderosa like I asked but you said we almost home WELL SMASH WE AIN’T.” And with that she retreat to the redneck’s truck. “But baby,” I said. “We got a nice home. Like the republican Family in Strangers things 😥.” “That might be true” she say “but money can’t buy happiness.” And just like that they ride off in the sunset. People always say “I was born in the wrong era.” BIH! NOT ME! In the 80s u could lose ya girl over wiper fluid! I’m not handy but I know how a Neapolitan suit should fit in the shoulder and how to tastefully appoint a living room with Eames chairs and Mies van der Rohe bench but still make it vibe with heirloom pieces like a grandfather clock! Bish I’m aesthetic asf! I was raised with sisters! And it’s ladies who, combined with my wondrous tung and pipe game, and my brand of earnest empathy, accept my type of manliness lol! Thank you God!! Bless up! 😂😂😂: Meet Eddie, the Hospital Therapy Dog who is always carrying around his bookbag of toys and can always be found in the Pediatric Intensive Care Unit @DrSmashlove Reddit u/Stuffy Unicorn Part 2 (see previous post for Part 1): He’d leap out of his truck wearing overalls and construction boots and a trucker cap - not Ed Hardy but a real one, an unironic one lol. And he look like Tom Brady in the face but he burly like Tom Hardy. And he got no shirt under the overalls just manly. And my girl like “Aren’t you cold?” And in a syrupy southern drawl he say “mayam - I werked one year as longshoreman in Alasker. One tam - my toes done froze off, lost two. But I survaved. An I don’t git cold no mowar. 🤠” He reach under the steering wheel, pop the hood, walk around, flicks it open, props it up with only his arm, grab wiper fluid out of the bed of his truck which also houses a deer he just shot, opens it with his mouth, pours the fluid, replaces the cap. I’m in awe. My girl even more in awe. He grab a blanket out of his truck and wrap up my girl and he like “just makin sure yer old lady’s warm, sir 😌. Would yall lak to come to my home for some deer steaks before continuing yer journey?” And I’m like “wow what a gracious offer u know what MSNBC and CNN are wrong about y’all, rednecks are amazing people” and just then. Right then. My girl hop out the whip. I’m like “WOMAN! IT’S SNOWING?” And she like “you don’t want steak then suit yourself I’M HUNGRY. We could have stopped at Ponderosa like I asked but you said we almost home WELL SMASH WE AIN’T.” And with that she retreat to the redneck’s truck. “But baby,” I said. “We got a nice home. Like the republican Family in Strangers things 😥.” “That might be true” she say “but money can’t buy happiness.” And just like that they ride off in the sunset. People always say “I was born in the wrong era.” BIH! NOT ME! In the 80s u could lose ya girl over wiper fluid! I’m not handy but I know how a Neapolitan suit should fit in the shoulder and how to tastefully appoint a living room with Eames chairs and Mies van der Rohe bench but still make it vibe with heirloom pieces like a grandfather clock! Bish I’m aesthetic asf! I was raised with sisters! And it’s ladies who, combined with my wondrous tung and pipe game, and my brand of earnest empathy, accept my type of manliness lol! Thank you God!! Bless up! 😂😂😂

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Internet Sensation ‘Salt Bae’ Opens Turkish Steakhouse in NYC - blogged by @ashleytearra ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ‘Salt Bae’ is coming to NYC! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Turkish chef and butcher Nusret ‘Salt Bae’ Gokce became an instant internet sensation after a video of him chopping and seasoning meat went viral. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The 35-year-old’s debonair meat-prepping expertise soon made him the face of the infamous ‘sprinkling salt’ meme, which is a meme that basically captures Gokce letting salt flow down his forearm and onto the food. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Since gaining online popularity, Gokce has landed a few serving jobs with celebs, such as DJ Khaled and even Simone Biles. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ But, what most don’t know is that Gokce isn’t only a master at tossing salt on a few steaks, he’s also the owner of a successful chain of Turkish steakhouses. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Gokce launched his Nusr-Et restaurants years ago. He has some in Dubai and Abu Dhabi, and he just recently opened one in Miami. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, he has now decided to expand. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Monday, Gokce had the grand opening of the newest restaurant to be added to the food chain in the United States, and it’s in none other than midtown Manhattan. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The New York establishment is located in the former China Grill in the CBS Black Rock building at 60 W. 53rd Street. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The new location is Gokce’s thirteenth restaurant and he has plans to bring one to London if this one does well. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Will you be making a visit?: Internet Sensation 'Salt Bae' Opens Turkish Steakhouse in NYC @balleralert 1.11 Internet Sensation ‘Salt Bae’ Opens Turkish Steakhouse in NYC - blogged by @ashleytearra ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ‘Salt Bae’ is coming to NYC! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Turkish chef and butcher Nusret ‘Salt Bae’ Gokce became an instant internet sensation after a video of him chopping and seasoning meat went viral. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The 35-year-old’s debonair meat-prepping expertise soon made him the face of the infamous ‘sprinkling salt’ meme, which is a meme that basically captures Gokce letting salt flow down his forearm and onto the food. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Since gaining online popularity, Gokce has landed a few serving jobs with celebs, such as DJ Khaled and even Simone Biles. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ But, what most don’t know is that Gokce isn’t only a master at tossing salt on a few steaks, he’s also the owner of a successful chain of Turkish steakhouses. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Gokce launched his Nusr-Et restaurants years ago. He has some in Dubai and Abu Dhabi, and he just recently opened one in Miami. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, he has now decided to expand. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Monday, Gokce had the grand opening of the newest restaurant to be added to the food chain in the United States, and it’s in none other than midtown Manhattan. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The New York establishment is located in the former China Grill in the CBS Black Rock building at 60 W. 53rd Street. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The new location is Gokce’s thirteenth restaurant and he has plans to bring one to London if this one does well. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Will you be making a visit?

Internet Sensation ‘Salt Bae’ Opens Turkish Steakhouse in NYC - blogged by @ashleytearra ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ‘Salt Bae’ is coming to NYC! ⠀⠀⠀...

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