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<p><a href="http://goat-yells-at-everything.tumblr.com/post/162493956896/libertarirynn-while-yall-were-all-starting" class="tumblr_blog">goat-yells-at-everything</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/162492323484/while-yall-were-all-starting-discourse-about-the" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote><p>While y'all were all starting discourse about the sex robots somebody was developing a sex doll for dogs.</p></blockquote> <p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>SPAY.</p><p>OR.</p><p>NEUTER.</p><p>YOUR.</p><p>DOGS!</p></blockquote> <p>I&rsquo;m pretty sure that doesn&rsquo;t necessarily stop the humping though. It&rsquo;s more of an assertion tactic. Even bitches do it.</p>: Hot Doll 4 Like 1 Pin it Via: oddee Are you constantly having to pry your promiscuous pooch off the legs of anyone within a few mile radius of your home? Protect your legs (and your dignity) from hump attacks by getting your pooch a Hotdoll. This sex doll for dogs is shaped like another dog and allows your randy pet to go to town as much as his little heart desires while giving your pillows a much-needed rest. <p><a href="http://goat-yells-at-everything.tumblr.com/post/162493956896/libertarirynn-while-yall-were-all-starting" class="tumblr_blog">goat-yells-at-everything</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/162492323484/while-yall-were-all-starting-discourse-about-the" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote><p>While y'all were all starting discourse about the sex robots somebody was developing a sex doll for dogs.</p></blockquote> <p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>SPAY.</p><p>OR.</p><p>NEUTER.</p><p>YOUR.</p><p>DOGS!</p></blockquote> <p>I&rsquo;m pretty sure that doesn&rsquo;t necessarily stop the humping though. It&rsquo;s more of an assertion tactic. Even bitches do it.</p>
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See Bruh it's two type of ladies at the gym lemme splain u. The first type of woman is dainty. Put-together. She got them yoga tights on but not them cheap joints from Target where the fabric don't breathe so it make yo Punani smell aggressively (side note: I love this smell 😍), but rather them sheer cutout Lululemon joints that cost so much that it's ok to wear them to fancy restaurants. And she got her hair up and her Apple ear pods in and she doing them Instagram workouts. U know wtf I mean. Them shits where she puts the strap around her ankle and do reverse leg raises on the 10 pound setting and it look sexy AF but you're not quite sure if this is actually exercising anything or if she just trying to look sexy. If u this type I got love for u and u sexy but lemme splain the second type. Second type give no fucks. She wearing a cut-off "Bill's Roadhouse Bar" t shirt because she used to work there and the manager used to try to bang her but she declined but she accepted the free t shirts. She got tats up and down her arms because her pain tolerance astronomical. No make-up. She ain't trying to impress u. She don't give a fuck about u. She's there to dump an entire bucket of sweat to knock the stress of single life and tinder fuckboys off her conscience. She squatting more than u - she could fold a penny in half with her ass cheeks and then projectile fart that folded penny into your face and leave a permanent scar and then when people ask u why u got that scar u gotta make up a elaborate lie because u can't tell the truth which is that a bad ass woman farted a folded piece of metal shrapnel directly into yo grill. U feel me? Now all I'm saying is, it's no right answer here. Whatever type u are, do yo thang. But if u type 2, let's be friends, ma. Let me make random banter with u so I can determine if u gay, bi, or just a extremely bad ass straight bish. Let me flirt in a respectful way. Let's eventually grab lunch at Panera after the gym - I recommend the flatbreads 🤗. And let me spot u while u squat. But don't fart a penny into me! Might hit my ballsac and neuter me and I'm tryina eventually have chirren witchoe fine ass LehGo 😍😂😂😂: A dog is a part of your life, but you are everything to a dog's life. (a DrSmashlove See Bruh it's two type of ladies at the gym lemme splain u. The first type of woman is dainty. Put-together. She got them yoga tights on but not them cheap joints from Target where the fabric don't breathe so it make yo Punani smell aggressively (side note: I love this smell 😍), but rather them sheer cutout Lululemon joints that cost so much that it's ok to wear them to fancy restaurants. And she got her hair up and her Apple ear pods in and she doing them Instagram workouts. U know wtf I mean. Them shits where she puts the strap around her ankle and do reverse leg raises on the 10 pound setting and it look sexy AF but you're not quite sure if this is actually exercising anything or if she just trying to look sexy. If u this type I got love for u and u sexy but lemme splain the second type. Second type give no fucks. She wearing a cut-off "Bill's Roadhouse Bar" t shirt because she used to work there and the manager used to try to bang her but she declined but she accepted the free t shirts. She got tats up and down her arms because her pain tolerance astronomical. No make-up. She ain't trying to impress u. She don't give a fuck about u. She's there to dump an entire bucket of sweat to knock the stress of single life and tinder fuckboys off her conscience. She squatting more than u - she could fold a penny in half with her ass cheeks and then projectile fart that folded penny into your face and leave a permanent scar and then when people ask u why u got that scar u gotta make up a elaborate lie because u can't tell the truth which is that a bad ass woman farted a folded piece of metal shrapnel directly into yo grill. U feel me? Now all I'm saying is, it's no right answer here. Whatever type u are, do yo thang. But if u type 2, let's be friends, ma. Let me make random banter with u so I can determine if u gay, bi, or just a extremely bad ass straight bish. Let me flirt in a respectful way. Let's eventually grab lunch at Panera after the gym - I recommend the flatbreads 🤗. And let me spot u while u squat. But don't fart a penny into me! Might hit my ballsac and neuter me and I'm tryina eventually have chirren witchoe fine ass LehGo 😍😂😂😂
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