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burnmeumi: anoncoward: capn-beeb: dadfunkadelic: sidneyia: dadfunkadelic: portentsofwoe: paxamericana: what the fuck this is probably like $34 As a Texan this caused such a potent, visceral chemical reaction of rage in me that I immediately vomited blood “hi yes i will take an infant-sized portion of meat with no sauce or sides on a platter the size of an average door, that’s what humans eat right?” This is just sickening, this is TERRIBLE brisket. The smoke ring looks like it’s maybe a millimeter tops? The meat looks the way brisket does when it is steamed, not smoked. That fat looks unrendered. The bark looks soft. This looks simultaneously soggy AND YET dry and tough. This would be mush. It wouldn’t pass the pull test and it would taste like skunky smoke. 1/10. Fuck you, this brisket. How dare New York show this to me. Be a sewer, you awful town. Y'all motherfuckers gentrified BBQ Thanks for killing this post for good : MUNCHIES@munchies 1h Why is Brooklyn barbecue taking over the world? bit.ly/2ETQqvW burnmeumi: anoncoward: capn-beeb: dadfunkadelic: sidneyia: dadfunkadelic: portentsofwoe: paxamericana: what the fuck this is probably like $34 As a Texan this caused such a potent, visceral chemical reaction of rage in me that I immediately vomited blood “hi yes i will take an infant-sized portion of meat with no sauce or sides on a platter the size of an average door, that’s what humans eat right?” This is just sickening, this is TERRIBLE brisket. The smoke ring looks like it’s maybe a millimeter tops? The meat looks the way brisket does when it is steamed, not smoked. That fat looks unrendered. The bark looks soft. This looks simultaneously soggy AND YET dry and tough. This would be mush. It wouldn’t pass the pull test and it would taste like skunky smoke. 1/10. Fuck you, this brisket. How dare New York show this to me. Be a sewer, you awful town. Y'all motherfuckers gentrified BBQ Thanks for killing this post for good
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://biomorphosis.tumblr.com/post/72131773039/bombardier-beetle-when-threatened-sprays-the">biomorphosis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Bombardier Beetle when threatened, sprays the attacker with a boiling hot mixture of caustic chemicals reaching 212° F (100° C). Even more impressive, the bombardier beetle can aim the poisonous eruption in the direction of the harasser.</p> <p>The beetle itself is not harmed by the fiery chemical reaction. Using two special chambers inside the abdomen, the bombardier beetle mixes potent chemicals and uses an enzymatic trigger to heat and release them.</p> <p>The foul concoction does burn and stain the skin. This defense proves effective against everything from hungry spiders to curious humans.</p> </blockquote> <p>Un escarabajo que expulsa una mezcla química que se pone a 100º C y que no le hace daño a sí misma (cosa lógica).</p> <p>Las hormigas de fuego del Fallout New Vegas cof cof.</p>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://biomorphosis.tumblr.com/post/72131773039/bombardier-beetle-when-threatened-sprays-the">biomorphosis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Bombardier Beetle when threatened, sprays the attacker with a boiling hot mixture of caustic chemicals reaching 212° F (100° C). Even more impressive, the bombardier beetle can aim the poisonous eruption in the direction of the harasser.</p> <p>The beetle itself is not harmed by the fiery chemical reaction. Using two special chambers inside the abdomen, the bombardier beetle mixes potent chemicals and uses an enzymatic trigger to heat and release them.</p> <p>The foul concoction does burn and stain the skin. This defense proves effective against everything from hungry spiders to curious humans.</p> </blockquote> <p>Un escarabajo que expulsa una mezcla química que se pone a 100º C y que no le hace daño a sí misma (cosa lógica).</p> <p>Las hormigas de fuego del Fallout New Vegas cof cof.</p>
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