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Now see Bruh sloppy toppy is a lot like cars. Like u meet a classy older female and she give that 1995 Cadillac top. She lick the side and kiss it and then wink at u and then ride it like the Ginuwine song. She keep it grown and sexy - I ain't mad at u girl, u was raised on "Days of Our Lives". U passionate 😍. But see the new crop of girls Bruh they was raised on the Maury show. Ain't no classy soap opera bih. This is a show where men do a dance when they find out a child is NOT theirs - that shit turn u to a savage πŸ‘Ή. So u got girls who give 2005 Mustang top - that's that joint where they use their hand and mouth in swirly motion. I ain't mad at y'all, I remember when that car came out: Racy 😍. But see it's new top out now. That 2018 Tesla driverless top. "Hands-free" because she sitting on her hands. I'm just in her throat googly eyed like "I don't know how this is anatomically possible right now with my situation blocking the path of oxygen entry to your body but u seem to like it? 🀀." Now see my generation, we pull out when the volcano bout to erupt out of courtesy. But that 2018 model Bruh her mouth a heat seeking missile. I yank out and she like "boy if u don't bring that ice cream cone back this minute" and just like that I'm back in the Chamber of Doom. This right here Bruh? This is when my eyes roll back in my head and I turn into a Roman statue on yo ass. Don't call the paramedics, just know that u suctioned the soul out of me and that it's gon take a minute for my soul to migrate back to my body. And I'm like "u wouldn't let me go! I was afraid you were gonna choke!" And she look at me deadass and said: "IDK. I kinda like gagging πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ." And right then Bruh, a single tear formed in my right, pupil-less Fetty Wap rolled-back eye and just like creepy-ass Tom Cruise in Jerry Maguire I whispered, "you...complete me." And like a G she said "I'm gonna go brush my teeth, you want some water?" Bruh I can't. To be honest? I don't even know where y'all take it from here. Bottom line: never doubt a woman's creativity. They always gon do shit that's gon make u fall in love and wanna have chirren πŸ’‘. Ya get me! Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚: cat: plotting for your death And also cat: think i change my mind @DrSmashlove Now see Bruh sloppy toppy is a lot like cars. Like u meet a classy older female and she give that 1995 Cadillac top. She lick the side and kiss it and then wink at u and then ride it like the Ginuwine song. She keep it grown and sexy - I ain't mad at u girl, u was raised on "Days of Our Lives". U passionate 😍. But see the new crop of girls Bruh they was raised on the Maury show. Ain't no classy soap opera bih. This is a show where men do a dance when they find out a child is NOT theirs - that shit turn u to a savage πŸ‘Ή. So u got girls who give 2005 Mustang top - that's that joint where they use their hand and mouth in swirly motion. I ain't mad at y'all, I remember when that car came out: Racy 😍. But see it's new top out now. That 2018 Tesla driverless top. "Hands-free" because she sitting on her hands. I'm just in her throat googly eyed like "I don't know how this is anatomically possible right now with my situation blocking the path of oxygen entry to your body but u seem to like it? 🀀." Now see my generation, we pull out when the volcano bout to erupt out of courtesy. But that 2018 model Bruh her mouth a heat seeking missile. I yank out and she like "boy if u don't bring that ice cream cone back this minute" and just like that I'm back in the Chamber of Doom. This right here Bruh? This is when my eyes roll back in my head and I turn into a Roman statue on yo ass. Don't call the paramedics, just know that u suctioned the soul out of me and that it's gon take a minute for my soul to migrate back to my body. And I'm like "u wouldn't let me go! I was afraid you were gonna choke!" And she look at me deadass and said: "IDK. I kinda like gagging πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ." And right then Bruh, a single tear formed in my right, pupil-less Fetty Wap rolled-back eye and just like creepy-ass Tom Cruise in Jerry Maguire I whispered, "you...complete me." And like a G she said "I'm gonna go brush my teeth, you want some water?" Bruh I can't. To be honest? I don't even know where y'all take it from here. Bottom line: never doubt a woman's creativity. They always gon do shit that's gon make u fall in love and wanna have chirren πŸ’‘. Ya get me! Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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These curves are nearly un avoidable especially if you fucking with a girl who doesn't like you. Every dude went through these curves at least once. Let me break down these 10 curves one by one. 1. Soon: if bitch text you " soon" just assume that's never. Just the other day this happen to. I'm in class right and this one bitch I sit Behind is type cute. Not cute enough to cuff but cute enough to get the sloppy toppy at the crib when my grandma leaves for prayer meeting. I'm a scholar by day and a savage by night so my grades are type good. I spit some game on her and get her number. Im texting her tryna see what that mouth do but she worried about getting the homework. I give it to her cause that could be the key to her heart. A few weeks pas by and I begin to notice she only hits me up for when she wants the answers. I begin to investigate to test my hypothesis. I ain't have a problem swinging that homework but but these answer don't come free. She had to give me some Punani. So I texted her when we gonna chill ? She replied fast as fuck " Soon" I texted her on January 14 2015 at 6:32pm ... I'm still waiting. ( Part 2 coming soon ): The Top 10 curves Soon 2. Maybe 3. Lol 4. Ur silly 5. I was busy 6. I JUST saw this text 7. we'll see 8. I'll let u know 9.1 day 10. These curves are nearly un avoidable especially if you fucking with a girl who doesn't like you. Every dude went through these curves at least once. Let me break down these 10 curves one by one. 1. Soon: if bitch text you " soon" just assume that's never. Just the other day this happen to. I'm in class right and this one bitch I sit Behind is type cute. Not cute enough to cuff but cute enough to get the sloppy toppy at the crib when my grandma leaves for prayer meeting. I'm a scholar by day and a savage by night so my grades are type good. I spit some game on her and get her number. Im texting her tryna see what that mouth do but she worried about getting the homework. I give it to her cause that could be the key to her heart. A few weeks pas by and I begin to notice she only hits me up for when she wants the answers. I begin to investigate to test my hypothesis. I ain't have a problem swinging that homework but but these answer don't come free. She had to give me some Punani. So I texted her when we gonna chill ? She replied fast as fuck " Soon" I texted her on January 14 2015 at 6:32pm ... I'm still waiting. ( Part 2 coming soon )
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