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Sometimes you just gotta hug stuff: utistmcdorf bekatddals tadicactivepeasant It occurs to me that as much as humans are the scary ones fits sometimes, you look at it another way, humans might seem like the abeurdy friendly or I mean, who looked at an elephant, gigantic creature thoroughly capable of king someone if it has to, and thought Im gonna ride on that thing!? And put a human near any canine predator and there's a strong chance of said human yeling 'PUPPYr and intiating playtul interaction wih it And what about the people who look at whales, bigger than basically everything ese and decide Tm gonna swim with our splashy danger trends Heck, for all we know, humans might run into the scariest, toughest alens out there and say Heck with it. I'm gonna hug em Why "I dunno. I gotta hug 'em And it's ike the frst friendly interaction the species has had in forever so suddenly humanity has a bunch of big scary friends Commander, we must update the code of conduct to include the humans Why2 Are they more aggressive than we anticipated? It seems to be the opposite Commander Just this morning a crewman nearly lost their hand when atempting to stroke an unidentifed feline on an unknown world Their reaction to the attack was to call the creature a mean kitty and vow to win aver Upon inquiry it seems they bond so readily with creatures outside ther species that they have the capacity to feel sympathy for an alien creature they have never seen belore simply because it appears distressed I hate to say ths commander but we must install a ule to prevent them from endangering their own lives when interacting with the galaxy's fauna isee what you mean So be it, from now on no crewman is allowed to touch unknown aninals without permission from a supericr oficer And send a message to supplies about acquining one of these puppies so that their desire to touch furred predators can be safely sated Ehehehe I love this! Every time someone adds a short story to my post it gets like 90% cuter and more epic Lets be honest, the humans would ignore the hel outtia thet rule whenever alone So I hear that youve just recruited a human for your ship Yes, it's the first time that I've worked with these species, but they come highly recommended Say, you've worked with a few, what ips can you give me? l'd hate to have some kind of cutura misunderstanding i ts avoidable The first rule of working wth humans is never leave mem unsupervised Wait, what? 1m serious Dont do it Things, Happen But wan, I thought that I heard you highly one on board? that every crew should have at least Absolutely, and I stand by that. Humans are excellent innovators, and are psychologicaly very resient If you have a crisis, then a human that has bonded wth your crew properly can be invaluable Treat your human well and you should get the best out of them as a crew member Their ablity to get on with almost any species is legendary But Toks, didn't you just say The trouble is that they will potentially try to bond with anying It you leave them unsupervised, you have no idea what kind of trouble they can get themselves into It was sheer kuck that the Fanzorans thought that it was funny that the human picked up the Crown Prince to coo at him. Crown Prince Horram, Scourge of Pxia? The very same Surprisingy good sense of humour But dont even get me started on that one time with the Dunlip. Al Human wanted to know if they could keep it. As a pet. A Dunip? You mean the 3 metre tall apex predators from Jowun? Yup. Don't leave your hwmans unsupervised uh,take that under advisement Seriousy Gef a supply of safe animals for the humans to bond with or they wil make their own I mean, they will try to befriend anything they come across anyway, but without any permanent pets they can get creative Dont even gat me started on the time one of them taped a kie to one of our auto-cleaners and named it Stabby Three weeks in and when we Enally caught the wreiched thing haf the humans on crew tried to revolt about us "kiling Stabby by removing the knife How how did you resolve that si? Glaxcol made a toy knife out of insulation rubber and strapped that on instead. Quite a creative soluton, I suppose And that sated the humans? Worse Worse? "They thought and held mock batties Then decided Stabby and Knitey were in love and now none af them will alow the others to stage ights between them any more was so funny they made a second one, strapped false eyes on spmgs to both So, if I supply my Humans with safe bonding pets they wll behave better when on other planets? Where do 1 get safe bonding pels? Realizing the havoc their species created with their bonding needs, Earth has been kind enough to create an inter galactic 'pet shop as they call t, the order forms are on the bridge If they get a pet this should prevent any krife welding auto-cleaners? You dont sound very reassuring Wel You have to understand that some of what humans find attractive about ther pets is actually what makes them dangerous. Not all of what they consider 'safe is what we would consider safe OK Iam getting a little nervous about this. No, no, it's fine, Im just saying you should maybe keep an eye on what they order Ask them to descrièe the creature belore they get it For example, the first time I had a human on board I let them order a pet without checking wial it was What happened? Well, when it arrived it was a 25 pound fanged and clawed felne creature called a Savannah Cat. My entre crew was terrifled of it, it was agie and could easily have seriously injured someone, but the human had no fear of t. They insisted on carrying it around like a child, and they would squeeze its beans' as they said,forcing the creatures claws out and then they would show people it's deadly claws while saying, and I quote, look at its adorable claws, this is what it uses to kills things, isn't it cute? Seriousty I have also heard stories from ther crews that their humans ordered canines that weigh as much or more then they do, and they sieep next to the giant creature You are not making me feel belter with these stanes everythingomdus Source radoaclivepensan 8,157 notes an 2017 Sometimes you just gotta hug stuff

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<p><a href="https://omg-images.tumblr.com/post/165045573552/disney-uncensored-the-little-mermaid" class="tumblr_blog">omg-images</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Disney Uncensored - The Little Mermaid</p></blockquote>: THE INCREDIBLY DARK SOURCE MATERIAL OF THE LITTLE MERMAID Besides wanting to bang the prince, The Little Mermaid exchanges not the Little Mermaid also seeks an eternal soul, since mermaids turn to as well. sea foam and cease to exis only her voice, but her tongue THANKS A LOT! Ew Also drinking the potion İnakesner feel-as if a šword is being stabbed through her body And to make things worse, he marries a girl If she manages to marry the prince, she'll obtain part of his soul. If not, she'll die and turn into sea foam who turns out to be a princess - from a temple who found him after the Little Mermaid rescued him She gets her legs and ..but it feels as he's able to dance if she is walking beautifully on sharp knives. SIKE The prince ㈧es n't know that, nce constantly No evil scheme by Ursula or anythíng, just bad luck though, so he makes h The Little Mermaid is heartbroken and awaits However, she's unable kill the prince sleeping seafoamification, but her sisters bring her a with his new wife and throws herself off the Inife that the Sea Witch has giv oeriship as she dissolves into foam If she kills the prince and let his blood dri on her feet, she'll become a mermaid again WHAT IS SHE TRYING TO SAY? WHY DOES EVERYONE SEEM TO BE O8SESSED WITH GRUNT KNIVES AND FEET?! Ewl the chance to do good deeds for for 300 years so she can rise up into the Kingdom of God enAlso, it's unclear whether or not Sebastian had a Jamaican accent. JUST 299 YEARS, 11 MONTHS AND 14 DAYS LEFT NOW HAUD YER WHEESHT YA WEE BURD IFWA WA YA THINK ISNAE BELTER DOON HERE IN THE LOCH, BUT YER BEIN A WEE BAMPOT. TAKE IT FAE ME, LANNIN ON BAWHEID AN YA LOCH, BUT YER 8NA 8E A UP GONNAE NO DAE THAT. DONNAE DINGY US AND KEEP YER CHEBS DOON HERE. DOON HERE IS PURE BRAW HERE PATTER/ ASK THE KELPIE, PATTER.ASK THE KELPIE, IT'S A MESS GINGER AND DODGY LAELPE IT'S A MINGIN PLACE, EXCEPT FOR AULD REEKIE MAYBE DONNAE EVEN HAV BREEKS YA GOON Crabs are found all over the world so for all we know he could be Scottish C3WOODENPLANKSTUDIOS.COM LE)WOODENPLANKSTUDIOS @WOODENPLANKST DPATREON.COM/WOODENPLANKSTUDIOS <p><a href="https://omg-images.tumblr.com/post/165045573552/disney-uncensored-the-little-mermaid" class="tumblr_blog">omg-images</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Disney Uncensored - The Little Mermaid</p></blockquote>

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omg-images: Disney Uncensored - The Little Mermaid: THE INCREDIBLY DARK SOURCE MATERIAL OF THE LITTLE MERMAID Besides wanting to bang the prince, The Little Mermaid exchanges not the Little Mermaid also seeks an eternal soul, since mermaids turn to as well. sea foam and cease to exis only her voice, but her tongue THANKS A LOT! Ew Also drinking the potion İnakesner feel-as if a šword is being stabbed through her body And to make things worse, he marries a girl If she manages to marry the prince, she'll obtain part of his soul. If not, she'll die and turn into sea foam who turns out to be a princess - from a temple who found him after the Little Mermaid rescued him She gets her legs and ..but it feels as he's able to dance if she is walking beautifully on sharp knives. SIKE The prince ㈧es n't know that, nce constantly No evil scheme by Ursula or anythíng, just bad luck though, so he makes h The Little Mermaid is heartbroken and awaits However, she's unable kill the prince sleeping seafoamification, but her sisters bring her a with his new wife and throws herself off the Inife that the Sea Witch has giv oeriship as she dissolves into foam If she kills the prince and let his blood dri on her feet, she'll become a mermaid again WHAT IS SHE TRYING TO SAY? WHY DOES EVERYONE SEEM TO BE O8SESSED WITH GRUNT KNIVES AND FEET?! Ewl the chance to do good deeds for for 300 years so she can rise up into the Kingdom of God enAlso, it's unclear whether or not Sebastian had a Jamaican accent. JUST 299 YEARS, 11 MONTHS AND 14 DAYS LEFT NOW HAUD YER WHEESHT YA WEE BURD IFWA WA YA THINK ISNAE BELTER DOON HERE IN THE LOCH, BUT YER BEIN A WEE BAMPOT. TAKE IT FAE ME, LANNIN ON BAWHEID AN YA LOCH, BUT YER 8NA 8E A UP GONNAE NO DAE THAT. DONNAE DINGY US AND KEEP YER CHEBS DOON HERE. DOON HERE IS PURE BRAW HERE PATTER/ ASK THE KELPIE, PATTER.ASK THE KELPIE, IT'S A MESS GINGER AND DODGY LAELPE IT'S A MINGIN PLACE, EXCEPT FOR AULD REEKIE MAYBE DONNAE EVEN HAV BREEKS YA GOON Crabs are found all over the world so for all we know he could be Scottish C3WOODENPLANKSTUDIOS.COM LE)WOODENPLANKSTUDIOS @WOODENPLANKST DPATREON.COM/WOODENPLANKSTUDIOS omg-images: Disney Uncensored - The Little Mermaid

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poppypicklesticks: nadiezda: I’ve seen some posts making this guilt trip of how the people who like to dress up as a sugar skull or the Catrina for halloween or whatever is racist and cultural appropriation. Nah, it’s completely fine, as long as you are not totally ignorant about it or disrespectful. Sugar skull represents the deceased, in a joyful manner. And the Catrina is just a social critic which became an icon later on for the day of the dead and Mexico.  It is not offensive to turn this into a costume or an accessory because it already is, so if you want to dress up like sugar skulls on Halloween, do so, but atleast know it’s value. Be open minded, don’t even hate, and share this rich culture we have with the rest of humanity, chill. This post is about that eradicating guilt trip and blaming, and turn it into self awareness I gotta admit, I am hugely inspired by the Day of the Dead, and imagery from it turned up a lot in my art, and tumblr made me stop referencing it for quite some time. Now I can go back to drawing La Catrina to my heart’s content  : es. You con dress up os a Sugar sKulV/Catina this alloween! As lon as yore es Д brief histor of these icons &their oriqinS OSe Cuodalupe Dosada he CYealov 이. the la calavera Garbanexo, belter knoun as La Cadving ina uwNoS a Satire. or moc of the low class indiaenoUS people UjM uno dressed up and octed like upper eloss europeon people A fumous Mexicon Muralis Painted and named La Cotrina" na tarde domnical en la Alametea Cot Later on Catrina became a popular Hexican ond Pay of the ded ion. fs origin comes from Mesoamerica region clual SKdls were preserve used for rituals to sqmbolize end of the cycle" neu were the concept of the suger skulls was born from this BUT Also thonks to the sponish ou? Well spanish introduced us we have our Sgar skolls US ferique and its technique which s a kind of Coromel host ld Sugar to Create shapes Can mnou OU Can dresS U as a sugar sKull/Catring as long as qovre respectul about I Culure should be shared, it's lovely to see other ap er people appreciatin 'T poppypicklesticks: nadiezda: I’ve seen some posts making this guilt trip of how the people who like to dress up as a sugar skull or the Catrina for halloween or whatever is racist and cultural appropriation. Nah, it’s completely fine, as long as you are not totally ignorant about it or disrespectful. Sugar skull represents the deceased, in a joyful manner. And the Catrina is just a social critic which became an icon later on for the day of the dead and Mexico.  It is not offensive to turn this into a costume or an accessory because it already is, so if you want to dress up like sugar skulls on Halloween, do so, but atleast know it’s value. Be open minded, don’t even hate, and share this rich culture we have with the rest of humanity, chill. This post is about that eradicating guilt trip and blaming, and turn it into self awareness I gotta admit, I am hugely inspired by the Day of the Dead, and imagery from it turned up a lot in my art, and tumblr made me stop referencing it for quite some time. Now I can go back to drawing La Catrina to my heart’s content 

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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://besturlonhere.tumblr.com/post/79806388616/offensed-this-is-so-typically-middle-class" target="_blank">besturlonhere</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://offensed.tumblr.com/post/79648979493/this-is-so-typically-middle-class" target="_blank">offensed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this is so typically middle class</p> </blockquote> <p>Local Nerd Ruins Breakfast For Entire Commonwealth</p> </blockquote>: Schoolboy, 15, forces Tesco to change labelling on its orange juice after spotting grammatical error describing dirink as the most tastiest' Outy the beat qualily truit makos the gradn fur our Juices We squeeze or press 1 Concentrat roduces the amount we transport, whioh menns itn belter for the environment Then we repluce the water later, and pasteurise the juice Nothing but water is added or taken away-so you get nothing but the full navourof delicions sun-drenched fruit Albert Gifford, 15, was enjoying his breakfast at home in Shepton Mallet, Somerset when he saw that his carton of juico boasted it was made with the most tastiest oranges. He wrote to the supermarket giant to complain, suggesting they change the wording to 'tastiest or 'most tasty and they have now agreed to correct the packaging. Albert, who is studying for his GCSEs at Whitstone School, saw the mistake on the £1 carton of orange juice one morning last month. <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://besturlonhere.tumblr.com/post/79806388616/offensed-this-is-so-typically-middle-class" target="_blank">besturlonhere</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://offensed.tumblr.com/post/79648979493/this-is-so-typically-middle-class" target="_blank">offensed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this is so typically middle class</p> </blockquote> <p>Local Nerd Ruins Breakfast For Entire Commonwealth</p> </blockquote>

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