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Apparently, Friends, and Gym: "He walked downstairs, noticing how his limp penis pressed against the front of his underwear, his nubile balls dangling hairily below Manataerys Stormborn @SaveTheMayotee Follow If female writers wrote characters of the opposite sex like male writers do 4:12 PM - Sep 8, 2017 Charlotte, NC randaness: persephone-devotee: probablefox: thescienceofjohnlock: love-in-mind-palace: totallysilvergirl: addignisherlock: mareebrittenford: writing-while-female: spellbound7: butterynutjob: fluffle-talk: rocket-pool: Dying rn @butterynutjob He stopped in front of the mirror and sighed. His penis was just a little too large to be fashionable, and his balls were just a little lopsided. Most days it didn’t bother him, but today he pushed at his genitals, trying to make them look more normal, like the men in magazines. It was hopeless. He dropped his junk in resigned frustration. There were worse things than having too large of a penis, he thought. While, granted, some writers do take the breast thing too far, this comparison doesn’t even make sense. Men don’t obsess about their genitals the way women obsess about their breasts because they’re not in your face all the time (in the case of large boobs). Breasts are just more visible (closer to eye level). Newsflash! Women don’t obsess about our breasts.  No really, we live with them 24/7, we can see friends, and relatives breasts pretty much on demand, hell, we just have to go to get changed at the gym to be inundated with boobs. They are really boring to us (ad while we’re on it, nowhere near as sensitive as so many men seem to think!). The only time a woman might obsess about her breasts is when they’re painful, such as when lactating or wearing an ill-fitting bra, and neither situation is at all sexy. Men obsess over women’s breasts. Women don’t.  I’m just loling about supposedly obsessing over my breasts because they’re near my face. “In your face all the time (in case of large boobs)” So apparently large breasts are gravity-defying objects that rise up to our face until eye level, huh?? Any women out there willing to draw out how this guy’s version of boob reality might look like, because this is just too ridiculous 😂😂😂 I needed this belly-laugh, I really did, so many you did too. I..am..idk 🤣😂🤣 And before anyone says anything about women who are into women: breasts can be attractive, but they’re still mundane and we are perfectly able to not ogle or feel abashed when in the presence of bare-breasted people. dooooo your boobs float highdo they wobble toward the skycan you not help but obsesson your face-invading chestcan you cup them in your handsand bounce them like a marching banddo your boobs. float. high.
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Journey, Memes, and Mets: Some people will only "love you" as much as they can use you. Their loyalty ends where the benefits stop. They love your fruits but not your roots, so they come only when they feel you will nourish them, forgetting that your experiences are nourishment for you, without inner standing & the journey that you are on, you would have nothing to grow you. People love the idea of me, they rarely stay around for the reality. The reality is the mission, this means that my purpose is guided by my ancestors & our children, before society. I am channeling their energy... I make sure they come first in my thought processes. This is why I will remain single & sometimes it's lonely, but a beauty like theirs is never alone. I have to spend hours working, using, making sure we have enough money our children & for the works that need to be done. It's not something many will realise now, but in years to come when we have a paradise for our children, people will overstand my work rate. Most people I have met put their love-sex life with another, before their service to others. Investing so much into their own circumstances, they forget that many people don't even have food, shelter, health or love from their own families, let alone a person calling them everyday, checking up on them & thinking about them every other hour. I used to be like that with partners in the past, but I wasn't getting anything done other than myself. I decided that I don't want to spend these years in my life worrying about a mortgage, 2.4 children, a car, a steady job & a white picket fence. Many people I know are all settling down & having children, worrying about themselves & Dna first. Which is a beautiful thing, starting a family is a blessing, one I hope to be able to have someday. But there are so many children out there that are born in to poverty, sexual violence, slavery & don't have anywhere to go, or anyone to care for them. It makes me sick. So I will devote my life's works to the children of my people & my people then my children. It sounds good but in reality I'm always working, always busy, don't have time for dates, don't have time for lazy mornings, or much else. You can't be attracted to someone for their works, but annoyed when they put the works before you. chakabars

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Memes, Beneficial, and Huns: OSHUN YORUBA GODDESS IS BEING CHANNELED BY BEYONCE ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS. IN LEMONADE AND NOW THE GRAMMIES HUN AFRICAN GODDESS OF BEAUTY. LOVE 17th Soulia4 OSHUN THE AFRICAN GODDESS OF BEAUTY, LOVE, PROSPERTIY, ORDER, AND FERTILITY: A PRAISE TO OUR ORGINAL AFRICAN MATRIARCH It is said that “Oshun is beneficient and generous, and very kind. She does, have a malevolent and tempestuous temper, although it is difficult to anger her.” It is said that “Oshun has excellent cooking skills.” Oshun is the Mother of the African sweet or fresh waters. In her form as the mother of salt waters, she is known as Yemaya. Like Egyptian Isis and later Greek Diana, Osun is the goddess of love and is widely beloved. She is known for healing the sick, cheering the sad, bringing music, song and dance, as well as bringing fertility and prosperity. She is the protector of the poor, the mother of all orphans, she is the one who brings them what they need in this life through periods of weakness or strenght. Like Queen Isis of the Ancient Egyptian Kemitic Pantheon, Oshun was taught the art of divination with the cowrie shells, cards, tarots, visions, possessions, songs, chants and meditations by her father Obatala, the first of the created gods. Like Isis, She brought the teaching of divinations, mysticism, agriculture and culture to humans. She is known as the mother of the fishes of the seas and the birds of the forest. Isis used to be represented as the mother of the fishes and the Queen of the seas. Oshun is the essence of love, sweetness and good cheer, beauty and flowing joy. Among the Yorubas of West Africa, She is also known as Yalode- the mother of things outside the home or the mother of wealth, due to her business acumen. She is also known as Laketi, “She who responds”, because of how quickly and effectively she answers prayers. Possession of her devotees is one of her principal manifestation and in such states, devotees are filled with clarity, confidence, joy, love, bliss and laugher. Yet, they are filled at the same times with the terrible aspects of her power which activates to fight injustice against humanity and irreverence against the gods. It has been said that “When She possesses her followers she dances, flirts and then weeps. 17thsoulja BlackIG17th beyoncé lemonade🍋 grammys2017

OSHUN THE AFRICAN GODDESS OF BEAUTY, LOVE, PROSPERTIY, ORDER, AND FERTILITY: A PRAISE TO OUR ORGINAL AFRICAN MATRIARCH It is said that “Oshu...

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