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Bad Day, Bunnies, and Memes: INCASE UR HAVING A BAD DAY LOOK AT THIS DOG IT LOOKS LIKE A BUNNY @DrSmashlove ζ–―ε±± Ladies I swear y'all are partly ninja by nature, lemme explain. U crash with a girl for two days. U with her every second of the day. U tracking her every movement. Y'all in a cot damn remote cabin in the woods. The girl will not poop in front of u. Not in the room. Not anywhere else. Did she literally poop on some leaves in the forest? Who knows. She a ninja, and she move like one. She'll have u thinking she litchrally don't poop - like she eat solid food and it evaporate out of her skin particles. Bruh u could be on vacation with a girl in the Philippines, find some weed, smoke it, get busted, get thrown in a prison cell WITH your bae, and she ain't gon poop in that prison cell. She gon wait till u schleep, blow the prison guard in exchange for access to the officer's bathroom, poop there, and then come back and u wake up and u like "baby...it's been six days...it's ok...u can poop" and she just like "LOL no baby I'm good I don't have to go! β˜ΊοΈπŸ’•" Nah but lemme be clear. U get serious with this girl. Y'all get comfortable. Maybe y'all hit the two year point. U gon wake up in a hotel with her. Actually u ain't gon wake up. U still in the bed, schleep. But in your dream, nuclear apocalypse has happened. There is death everywhere. U come upon a ravine filled with dead, rotting bodies. U feel me? Like a whole sea of dead people, rotting corpses, transforming into zombies. It hit your nostrils. U get the inclination to vomit but u just dry heaving. U sweating. Panicking. Doing the running man in the bed like your legs tryina propel u forward. And then u realize. The world hasn't ended. That rotten mammal flesh odor burning your nostrils that set off all your fear sensors? That's bae. She just pooped in your vicinity (hotel room bathroom, to be exact.) And yo life never gon be the same. U little savages Bruh? U little 102 pound joints? Mandy the lil blond with a button nose and the bird tattoo behind the ear? Y'all the worst. Stop it - y'all the worst. Of ALL. One poopie from one of u small girls and I'm in cardiac arrest. Men lemme burst your bubble right quick: girls poop. Just like us. All I'm saying is when it happen, be prepared. Ya get me? BE PREPARED πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Ladies I swear y'all are partly ninja by nature, lemme explain. U crash with a girl for two days. U with her every second of the day. U trac...

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