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Mythology in 5 seconds: thebuttkingpost Greek mythology: aren't the god great they only sexually harassed my wife and turned one of my children into a stag beetle this week Norse mythology: dînghïr cene nüt got his name when he killed a lizard the size of every mountain in the world without Odin's permission so Odin thought it would be funny to punish him by making him fart so hard one of his nuts flew off wait-whereami Chinese mythology: This guy just shot down 9 of the 10 suns scorching the planet but he's mean now so his wife and her rabbit overdosed on immortality pills and floated into the moon so he won't be a tvrant forever and we made cake in her honor dominawritesthings Yoruba mythology: a project team of gods was sent to earth on THE most massive project ever and the men decided to exclude the lone woman on the team because har har girls suck, and she responded by taking ALL OF THE WATER ON EARTH and watched the men take L's until the team lead made them take her back This same goddess is the one a group of male human villagers had to appeal to when the women of their village got so pissed off at their fuckery, they literally left and set up shop somewhere else and had zero plans of coming back notavodkashot Aztec mythology: Tezcatlipoca is at it again. Which Tezcatlipoca? Does it even matter at this point? Also, Quetzalcoatl had a bright idea again. It ended up in disaster Again taraljc rish mvthology: local queen kicks husband out of bed for trying to prove he brought more to the marriage. this results in supremely vicious and bloody war over a cow that ravaged Ulster and Connacht nonasuch the talmud: these rabbis are basically LotR wizards as scripted by Mel Brooks. one time Rabbi Eliezer got so mad about an argument over how to make an over kosher that he destroyed 1/3 of the world's crops. it would have been all of them but when they sent someone to tell him he was excommunicated for the oven fight he broke the news gently also he tried to murder Rabbi Hillel with a tidal wave but Hillel rebuked the wave so that was done. runawaymarbles Sumerian mythology: The water god cheated on his wife with his great great granddaughter so now all his limbs are pregnant Source: thebuttking... #greek mythology #mythology #chinese mythology Mythology in 5 seconds
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Sometimes it takes three attempts to break through: RI 4a.d 79%. 12:38 AM Amber Sat, Apr 14, 122 PM AMBER ALERT South FL 10/10 Red Hair Bk Converse, "2016 W "Good Things" T-shirt. If sighted, text Mon, Apr 16, 12:44 PM It's been three days and still no reported sightings.... I'm sorry.... we've gotta call off the search at this point. Our department just doesn't have the funding to keep chasing cold trails We've failed you, and you can never know how much we wish could change that Tue, May 1, 12.15 AM Call me "the mosquito from Jurassic Park" because I'd like to lock some genetic information into Amber Saturday 3:21 PM you were dedicated here 3 attempts and nothing You're an ambitious at least Monday 12:01 AM I spent more time than I'll admit looking for a pun involving Amberger But I mean my usual Tinder MO is writing lengthy poems or sonnets to custom orders so you haven't yet seen my true power Monday 1:20 AM Write me a sonnet About whales Monday 2:19 AM Shall I compare thee to a tidal wave? Thou art more massive and more full of For seaweed whips in mottled, tangled grave and summer's tides do draw at times of strife When near the beach a perfect form reclines sometime too quick the ocean makes retreat And there in air exposed the blubber shines mine eyes' own love could turn the saltfoam sweet For thy eternal summer shall not fade and love shall be doled out in metric ton Let forth your grace eject from blowhole sprayed my schoolbus-sized blue humpedback true loved one Forevermore my breath is captured still, my bosom full of love as yours with krill. Today 12:20 AM Ok what l actually really liked that Like a stupid amount Honestly tinder is dumb and I only have it to make fun of people in my groupchats but I'm not gonna make fun of you You earned it It's been all of 3 minutes and I'm still perplexed Are you an English major? What's your story, Drew? Who the hell are you? Sent Sometimes it takes three attempts to break through

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💭 Failure of US Solidarity With Russia Over Attack Shows the Real Enemy Is NOT Terrorism... It's Forgetting Our Humanity... REPORT: (link to article in our bio) An alleged terrorist detonated an improvised explosive device on a StPetersburg subway train Monday, killing eleven people and wounding at least 50 more — after which Russian authorities discovered and defused an additional deadly apparatus at a second metro location, likely preventing further carnage. . And while American corporate press published obligatory, cursory rundowns of the incident, notably absent in coverage — as well as on social media — were the typical trite, if maudlin, demands to fight the War on Terror a little bit harder. . Because solidarity. One would think. . When, just last month, a maniac attacker plowed his vehicle into a London crowd, killing three, then rammed the gates of British Parliament and stabbed to death a police officer, a tidal wave of condolences and calls for revived unity against ever-nebulous terrorism flooded England from every corner of the globe. . Union Jacks fast adorned a sea of Facebook profile images — as had the flags of Germany and France when each endeavored to recover following similarly devastating tragedies. . Monuments quickly glowed with the brilliant colors of each flag — from the Eiffel Tower to the Brandenburg Gate — if not in person, the entire planet witnessed heightened nationalism incidentally opportuned from disaster, plastered across front page headlines for days or more... . - Continued - . 💭 Read the FULL Report: (link in bio) http:-thefreethoughtproject.com-russia-attacks-failure-us-solidarity- 💭 Join Us: @TheFreeThoughtProject 💭 TheFreeThoughtProject Russia Terror 💭 LIKE our Facebook page & Visit our website for more News and Information. Link in Bio.... 💭 www.TheFreeThoughtProject.com: FREE THOUG TERRORIST ATTACK IN LONDON aa TERRORIST ATTACK IN PARIS TERRORIST ATTACK IN RUSSIA 💭 Failure of US Solidarity With Russia Over Attack Shows the Real Enemy Is NOT Terrorism... It's Forgetting Our Humanity... REPORT: (link to article in our bio) An alleged terrorist detonated an improvised explosive device on a StPetersburg subway train Monday, killing eleven people and wounding at least 50 more — after which Russian authorities discovered and defused an additional deadly apparatus at a second metro location, likely preventing further carnage. . And while American corporate press published obligatory, cursory rundowns of the incident, notably absent in coverage — as well as on social media — were the typical trite, if maudlin, demands to fight the War on Terror a little bit harder. . Because solidarity. One would think. . When, just last month, a maniac attacker plowed his vehicle into a London crowd, killing three, then rammed the gates of British Parliament and stabbed to death a police officer, a tidal wave of condolences and calls for revived unity against ever-nebulous terrorism flooded England from every corner of the globe. . Union Jacks fast adorned a sea of Facebook profile images — as had the flags of Germany and France when each endeavored to recover following similarly devastating tragedies. . Monuments quickly glowed with the brilliant colors of each flag — from the Eiffel Tower to the Brandenburg Gate — if not in person, the entire planet witnessed heightened nationalism incidentally opportuned from disaster, plastered across front page headlines for days or more... . - Continued - . 💭 Read the FULL Report: (link in bio) http:-thefreethoughtproject.com-russia-attacks-failure-us-solidarity- 💭 Join Us: @TheFreeThoughtProject 💭 TheFreeThoughtProject Russia Terror 💭 LIKE our Facebook page & Visit our website for more News and Information. Link in Bio.... 💭 www.TheFreeThoughtProject.com

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<p><a href="http://lol-coaster.tumblr.com/post/155546802057/homeless-veterans-its-up-to-all-of-us-to" class="tumblr_blog">lol-coaster</a>:</p><blockquote> <h2><a href="https://www.generosity.com/emergencies-fundraising/homeless-veterans--16">Homeless Veterans: It’s Up To All Of Us To Pitch-in And Help</a></h2> <p>One out of every four homeless people in America has served our country in the military. Let that number sink in. That number should be, to any reasonable person, completely disgusting. The situation is untenable, and it is up to all people of good conscience to stand up and demand a change. Unfortunately, change is unlikely to come in a big tidal wave, and if we want to make a difference, we will need to start with direct action.</p> <p><a href="https://www.generosity.com/emergencies-fundraising/homeless-veterans--16">https://www.generosity.com/emergencies-fundraising/homeless-veterans–16</a><br/></p> </blockquote>: TheBalancingAct.co <p><a href="http://lol-coaster.tumblr.com/post/155546802057/homeless-veterans-its-up-to-all-of-us-to" class="tumblr_blog">lol-coaster</a>:</p><blockquote> <h2><a href="https://www.generosity.com/emergencies-fundraising/homeless-veterans--16">Homeless Veterans: It’s Up To All Of Us To Pitch-in And Help</a></h2> <p>One out of every four homeless people in America has served our country in the military. Let that number sink in. That number should be, to any reasonable person, completely disgusting. The situation is untenable, and it is up to all people of good conscience to stand up and demand a change. Unfortunately, change is unlikely to come in a big tidal wave, and if we want to make a difference, we will need to start with direct action.</p> <p><a href="https://www.generosity.com/emergencies-fundraising/homeless-veterans--16">https://www.generosity.com/emergencies-fundraising/homeless-veterans–16</a><br/></p> </blockquote>

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There's 104 days of summer vacation And school comes along just to end it So the annual problem for our generation Is finding a good way to spend it Like maybe... Building a rocket Or fighting a mummy Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower Discovering something that doesn't exist (Hey! ) Or giving a monkey a shower Surfing tidal waves Creating nanobots Or locating Frankenstein's brain (It's over here! ) Finding a dodo bird Painting a continent Or driving your sister insane (Phineas! ) As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do Before school starts this fall (Come on Perry) So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are Gonna do it all! (Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence! ): my childhood has definitely ended, phineas and ferb was the last good show on disney There's 104 days of summer vacation And school comes along just to end it So the annual problem for our generation Is finding a good way to spend it Like maybe... Building a rocket Or fighting a mummy Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower Discovering something that doesn't exist (Hey! ) Or giving a monkey a shower Surfing tidal waves Creating nanobots Or locating Frankenstein's brain (It's over here! ) Finding a dodo bird Painting a continent Or driving your sister insane (Phineas! ) As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do Before school starts this fall (Come on Perry) So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are Gonna do it all! (Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence! )

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