God, Iphone, and Shit: kind, good, and very tired
I hate earthquakes very much. I
am a good midwestern girl and
TORNADOES are the proper way to
receive the wrath of god
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kind, good, and very tired @christ... .6h v
If this earth is going to strike us down the sky
should be green, there should be lighting,
and we should be holding each other in the
basement. Crüushed to death by a collapsing
building on a SUNNY DAY absolutely not
A Good Old-Fashioned Midwestern Apocalypse
I’m a Florida girl and this is how I feel about hurricanes. Earthquakes sound ABSURD HARD PASS
Are you kidding me? Just hanging around, waiting for a maybe disaster? Fuck that. I’ve got shit to do. If a natural disaster is gonna hit, give me an earthquake any day. No warning, things get wiggly, and if it’s not just fun wiggly times, probably you’re already been crushed to death by whatever building you’re in. I’d rather be squished than huddling in fear for hours.
This all sounds terrifying. No thank you. Crippling blizzard for me over ANY of those.
Definitely, Girls, and Love: a-snarling-slytherin:
Women Self Defense in 1947
I’m not sure what’s the best part of this video: the fact that she’s in heels, the fact that she does the whole thing looking like she don’t give a fuck, that chick in the back just exercising and enjoying the show, or the fact that both men and women are observing this and the girls are laughing and the guys look concerned/pensive as fuck as they watch all their tactics get shut down like nothing is even happening.
… msties is it just me or is this familiar?
Some of these are moves I haven’t seen before.
Some of this looks similar to the self defense I learned in a course three or four years ago. It’s definitely got some judo in it (arm bars, throws, fighting to and from the ground). I love this lady. She is rad. I feel like she, much like the rad lady I had as my self defense teacher, would also warn the women that if they don’t think they can gouge out someone’s eyes, don’t start trying because you’ll attack better with something you can follow through on.
crimelords I’m sorry I couldn’t not reblog this for you
The cheerful music makes it even better
Being Alone, Friends, and Frozone: honestly tho that scene in the incredibles where mr. incredible
sees the names of all the old super heroes that used to be his
friends /that he knew from Back in the Day and how every
one of them has been killed by syndrome is such a chilling
scene for so many reasons
like for one, everyone he knew is dead at this point and has
been killed on the same island he's at now and two, its
heartbreaking be that means that almost every hero wanted to
try out being a hero again despite the laws against it and
wanted to try and help someone out and relive their glory
days, only to be straight up murdered like fuck that scene is
just so fuckin intense
Klds, could you lighten upa litt
I think the core of that scene for me is, when you're insane
like me and you go through it frame by främe, you can work
out that Gazerbeam defeated the omnidroid twice the only
super we have enough information to confirm did so. I always
wondered about his body in the cave, how and why he got the
password... But it makes sense. This thing goes haywire,
and goes haywire again? He must have
been hella suspicious! So he does what any good superhero
would do tries to get to the bottom of what's really
happening on Nomanisan Island. During the process he's
clearly caught and wounded but has just enough time to get
himself somewhere he can leave a final message, just
praying that the next super to come along will find it and break
the cycle. Gazerbeam is my hero.
Incredibles 2 has a lot to live up to
All of this and..
I'm just realizing that the name is No Man Is An Island????
As in, everyone needs someone to depend on and connect
with, no one is ever completely alone or should act all on their
Also Gazerbeam probably has X-ray vision-so he not only
survived long enough to defeat the Omnidroid, he had the
ability to see Syndrome entering the password.
Holy guacamole! I should pay more attention, I don't think
got any of that stuff!
does anyone think about the fact that now mr. incredibles has
to live wi the fact that all his friends getting killed by syndrome
could have been avoided if he had just been nicer to
syndrome from the beginning
I was thinking that from the beginning reading this and was
shocked it went through so many comments before anyone
pointed that out.
Syndrome waited until his machine was almost ready to go
before asking Bob to come to Nomanisan. He also was
surprised to find out that he was married to "Elastigirl, which
means he likely built his list and went through everyone else
before finally deciding it was time to kill Bob.
Also, Syndrome literally didn't find Bob until the start of the
movie. He found Frozone and was stalking him. If Lucius
hadn't hung out with Bob, then Frozone was going to be the
next one lured. There's literally a scene of Mirage realizing
that the guy in the car with her target is Mr. Incredible. He
wasn't going through the list, he was stalking and finding
every former Super he could, luring them to the island, and
then killing them, for the sake of improving his robot. Finding
Bob was just a happy accident, and Syndromes obsession
with him meant that upon finding a bot that could beat Bob, he
figured he'd hit perfection and was ready.
and like, let's be real here in the intro Buddy was crossing the
line the second he showed up, Mr. Incredible mentioned he'd
been very nice to Buddy, via signing a ridiculous amount of
autographs and doing pictures and stuff, and that he was not
going to risk a childs life as a sidekick (albeit in less words).
Buddy literally showed up by breaking into his car, and then
stalked him all evening until he was arrested. That's
disturbingly obsessive behavior, there's no amount of
niceness that would stop Syndrome, it was an impossible
situation. No amount of nice was going to appease
Syndrome, the second he faced any sort of rejection from Mr
Incredible he was going to lose it and go supervillain. After his
arrest he should have gotten put into therapy, but yknow, set
in like. the 50's. so it makes sense he fell through the cracks
when the cracks were a goddamn canyon. Don't victim blame