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Barbie, Complex, and Empire: silverbellsolicitor It kind of really corfuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair Like no Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as you can get your grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the living room with your expansive empire of plastic women. Barbie is about creating intricate social structures and spicy inter-family conflicts between town house residents. Barbie is about formulating complex back stories for tortured Ken dolls with emotional scars. It's about creating near-sadistic dramatic plot twists that split up marriages and cause that one Barble you really dislike to be ceremoniously tossed down the stairs in order to be offed by the jealous ex-wife of Ken #4. kerryrenaissance Yes, but how do you make it into a marketable commercial that won't frealk parents and caregivers out? quasi-normalcy I've always had the impression that advertisers don't really understand how girls play with their toys. mappysnappy When I played with Barbies I had this thing called The Dead Pit" which was a purple bratz laundry hamper. So whenever a Barbie got killed off she would go in there. And what I would do was I would carry her to the dead pit while singing the dead pit song. The dead pit song was just saying The dead pit over and over again in different tones. Anyway, once I finally reached the pitl would announce (name) has died. And drop her in. I would wait a few moments. Then, I would violently shake the hamper while shrieking, pretending to be the tortured souls of dead barbies from the underworld. I thought it was hilarious Source: duplexity 126,102 notes Barbie pit

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Barbie, Complex, and Empire: silverbellsolicitor It kind of really confuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair Like no Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as you can get your grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the living room with your expansive empire of plastic women. Barbie is about creating intricate social structures and spicy inter-family conflicts between town house residents. Barbie is about formulating complex back stories for tortured Ken dolls with emotional scars. It's about creating near-sadistic dramatic plot twists that split up marriages and cause that one Barbie you really dislike to be ceremoniously tossed down the stairs in order to be offed by the jealous ex-wife of Ken #4 kerryrenaissance Yes, but how do you make it into a marketable commercial that won't freak parents and caregivers o ut? quasi-normalcy l've always had the impression that advertisers don't really understand how girls play with their toys. mappysnappy When I played with Barbies I had this thing called The Dead Pit" which was a purple bratz laundry hamper. So whenever a Barbie got killed off she would go in there. And what I would do was I would carry her to the dead pit while singing the dead pit song. The dead pit song was just saying "The dead pit over and over again in different tones. Anyway, once I finally reached the pit l would announce (name) has died." And drop her in. I would wait a few moments. Then, I would violently shake the hamper while shrieking, pretending to be the tortured souls of dead barbies from the underworld. I thought it was hilarious. Source: duplexity 126,102 notes All Hail the Dead Pit

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Amazon, Bad, and Dad: When the African Grey parrot N'kisi first met Jane Goodall, he recognized her from a photograph and asked "Got a chimp?" It is claimed that this was a possible display of a sense of humor. Cc Ultrafacts.tumblr.com larkiaquail: nuttyrabbit: outragedbird: theofficialvincenzo: countess7: buggery-approved: whatswrongwithblue: toshio-the-starman: onyx-san: siddharthasmama: angel-with-a-flower-crown: maggiemunkee: ultrafacts: Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts I read an anecdote from someone whose African Grey didn’t particularly get along with her Amazon parrot, Paco. One night she was preparing cornish hens for dinner, while the grey hung out with her in the kitchen. He got a closer look at one of the hens, looked his mama dead in the eyes and asked, “Paco?” Then he laughed. that is one sadistic bird  I am slightly afraid now. I love birds? African Grey Parrots are one of the smartest birds, and seems they can be known to play “jokes” or “pranks” on their owners or any visitors. I was visiting a friend of the family one time and I was just casually watching tv when I thought I heard the water running. I go into the kitchen but everything’s fine. the parrot looks at me and says “gotcha”. Parrots are awesome. I have an African Grey named Loki and he lives up to his name. He likes to scream and mimic the sounds of things falling off the shelf and when we run into the room to see what’s happening he says “The cat did it! Bad Sammy!” and laughs. Whenever he gets mad at me he flies away from me, but since he can’t fly very well, he always crash lands. And the first thing he says when I go to pick him up, without fail, is always “You need to vacuum,” in a very bitter grumble.  Loki likes to call our cat to him. He’ll sit there for minutes saying “here kitty kitty kitty.” The cat will come, walk up to the bird, get bit and then Loki will laugh as the cat screams and runs away. This goes on for hours.  If it’s late at night and he’s tired, but I’m still up with the lights on, he’ll say “Loki go night night.” It’s starts of in a normal tone and then gets louder and louder until he’s screaming “LOKI GO NIGHT NIGHT!”  If he sees my dad fall asleep, he screams like a little girl to scare my dad awake. And then laughs. He’s kind of perfected that evil laugh. But the best one was when I brought home the man who has since become my ex for the first time, Loki looked him dead in the eyes and said “I’m going to bite you.” My parrot was the first one to see what a bad person my ex. He was smarter than us all.  Parrots are people. @oneshortdamnfuse African Greys are like the greatest animal on the planet When I was a kid, we had a rescued african grey called Dodi, and once I was arguing with my mum about my bed time, and the parrot (who had some very foul mouthed previous owners) just shouted at me “for fuck sake go to bed!” also whenever we hoovered he’d call us “yoooou dusty cunts” best thing was he had a scottish accent Reblogging for Scottish swearing parrot YOOOOU DUSTY CUNTS
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Fucking, Girls, and Martin: carl lukens @overlordsloth41 Walked into the rape seminar they had at the school and said go ahead call the cops they can't unrape you and walked out 23/10/2014 18:50 Sid @Sidistic Girls should take rape as a compliment. A man is willing to sacrifice his freedom to penetrate your vagina. You're the chosen one. Be happy 16/12/2012 00:58 198 RETWEETS 141 FAVORITES Martin Parker @parker287 1 Look if I say I 'want' to rape you, it's a compliment. Jeez...women can be so sensitive. 21/09/2010 17:45 1 RETWEET 4 FAVORITES Leviathan Pride @LeviathanPride If I ever heard a girl blow a rape whistle l'd rush over as fast as possible and, like a Good Samaritan, would help the guy rape her. 09/04/2014 01:10 8 RETWEETS 30 FAVORITES <p><a href="http://ineedfeminismbecuz.tumblr.com/post/176000922585/icequeen223-thefatandfurious-we-live-in-a" class="tumblr_blog">ineedfeminismbecuz</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://icequeen223.tumblr.com/post/175990074588/thefatandfurious-we-live-in-a-scary-world" class="tumblr_blog">icequeen223</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefatandfurious.tumblr.com/post/104660366081">thefatandfurious</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>We live in a scary world, gals.</p> </blockquote> <p>How can anyone read shit like this and still think that men are human beings? They’re nothing but sadistic parasites and they prove this all the fucking time. Stay the hell away from them, for your own safety and sanity. <br/></p></blockquote> <p>“How can anyone read shit like this and still think that men are human beings?”</p><p>Because they aren’t fucking morons who think a sample size of four rando trolls on Twitter is enough to condemn half of earth’s population?</p></blockquote>
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Feminism, Fucking, and Girls: carl lukens @overlordsloth41 Walked into the rape seminar they had at the school and said go ahead call the cops they can't unrape you and walked out 23/10/2014 18:50 Sid @Sidistic Girls should take rape as a compliment. A man is willing to sacrifice his freedom to penetrate your vagina. You're the chosen one. Be happy 16/12/2012 00:58 198 RETWEETS 141 FAVORITES Martin Parker @parker287 1 Look if I say I 'want' to rape you, it's a compliment. Jeez...women can be so sensitive. 21/09/2010 17:45 1 RETWEET 4 FAVORITES Leviathan Pride @LeviathanPride If I ever heard a girl blow a rape whistle l'd rush over as fast as possible and, like a Good Samaritan, would help the guy rape her. 09/04/2014 01:10 8 RETWEETS 30 FAVORITES <p><a href="https://black-girl-against-feminism.tumblr.com/post/176000007894/cisnowflake-rebel-potato-honey-sugarr" class="tumblr_blog">black-girl-against-feminism</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://cisnowflake.tumblr.com/post/175998061221/rebel-potato-honey-sugarr-icequeen223" class="tumblr_blog">cisnowflake</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://rebel-potato.tumblr.com/post/175991608822/honey-sugarr-icequeen223-thefatandfurious" class="tumblr_blog">rebel-potato</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://honey-sugarr.tumblr.com/post/175991474694/icequeen223-thefatandfurious-we-live-in-a" class="tumblr_blog">honey-sugarr</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://icequeen223.tumblr.com/post/175990074588/thefatandfurious-we-live-in-a-scary-world" class="tumblr_blog">icequeen223</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefatandfurious.tumblr.com/post/104660366081">thefatandfurious</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>We live in a scary world, gals.</p> </blockquote> <p>How can anyone read shit like this and still think that men are human beings? They’re nothing but sadistic parasites and they prove this all the fucking time. Stay the hell away from them, for your own safety and sanity. <br/></p></blockquote> <p>What the actual fuck</p></blockquote> <p>I’m sorry but why should I assume 4 random tweets from twitter (which can be faked mind you) now represent all men? </p></blockquote> <p>Let’s assume none of these people are trolls. 4 assholes on Twitter aren’t representative of all men. If someone was to make a post like this about any other demographic you’d all be screaming about bigotry.</p></blockquote> <p>Those are some fucked up statements, but how am I supposed to react? What is the context of their saying these things? Come on Tumblr, you know better than this.</p></blockquote> <p>Are you new? Tumblr absolutely does not know better than this.</p>
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Bailey Jay, Books, and College: ULINE S-3353 1-800-295-5510 uline.com inunchartedwaters: amplifytheworld: referencesforartists: brenanf999: dontwantyourmoneysir: anndruyan: This is a summary of college only using two pictures; expensive as hell. That’s my Sociology “book”. In fact what it is is a piece of paper with codes written on it to allow me to access an electronic version of a book. I was told by my professor that I could not buy any other paperback version, or use another code, so I was left with no option other than buying a piece of paper for over $200. Best part about all this is my professor wrote the books; there’s something hilariously sadistic about that. So I pretty much doled out $200 for a current edition of an online textbook that is no different than an older, paperback edition of the same book for $5; yeah, I checked. My mistake for listening to my professor. This is why we download.   Alternatives to buying overpriced textbooks Textbooknova  Reddit Bookboon  Textbookrevolution  GaTech Math Textbooks Ebookee  Freebookspot  Free-ebooks Getfreeebooks  BookFinder Oerconsortium  Project Gutenberg Spreading this shit like nutella because goddamn textbooks are so expensive.  not necessarily art related but as someone who couldn’t afford their textbooks this semester this is a godsend REBLOGGING because after a little digging, I found my $200 textbook for free in PDF form. friendly reminder that this exists since I know we’re all going back to college soon
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Being Alone, Apparently, and Cars: Make a contribution The.. Guardian News Opinion Sport Culture Lifestyle US World Environment Soccer More Tennessee sheriff taped saying Ilove this shit' after ordering suspect's killing Oddie Shoupe is being sued for excessive force after telling deputies to shoot unarmed Michael Dial rather than risk damage to police cars <p><a href="https://libertarian-lady.tumblr.com/post/170595631737/a-tennessee-sheriff-is-being-sued-for-using" class="tumblr_blog">libertarian-lady</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>A Tennessee sheriff is being sued for using excessive force after he was recorded boasting he had told officers to shoot a man rather than risk damaging police cars by ramming him off the road.</p> <p>“They said ‘we’re ramming him,’” Sheriff Oddie Shoupe of White County said on tape in the aftermath of the killing of suspect Michael Dial. “I said, ‘Don’t ram him, shoot him.’ Fuck that shit. Ain’t gonna tear up my cars.”</p> <p>Shoupe arrived on the scene shortly after police had shot Dial at the conclusion of a low-speed chase, clearly upset he had missed the excitement.</p> <p>“I love this shit,” Shoupe said, apparently unaware that his comments were being picked up by another deputy’s body-worn camera. “God, I tell you what, I thrive on it.</p> <p>“If they don’t think I’ll give the damn order to kill that motherfucker they’re full of shit,” he added, laughing. “Take him out. I’m here on the damn wrong end of the county,” he said.</p> <p>Shoupe’s comments have prompted a federal lawsuit from Dial’s widow, Robyn Dial, alleging the use of excessive force against her late husband, who was unarmed.</p> <p>“It was not only inappropriate but also unconscionable for Defendant Shoupe to give the order to use deadly force,” the filing states, calling his decision proof of a “malicious and sadistic mindset”. The suit also names the county, the city of Sparta and the two officers who fired their weapons.</p> <p>“The comments as seen on the video are extremely disturbing. I’m not sure how anybody can thrive on the taking of a life, let alone somebody in law enforcement,” Dial’s attorney David Weissman told the Guardian.</p> <p>Police had initially attempted to pull Dial over in April last year for driving on a suspended licence. He drove away, but the fact that he was driving a 40-odd-year-old pickup truck with a fully loaded trailer severely restricted his speed.</p> <p>DeKalb County deputies, who began the pursuit before White County deputies took over, told investigators it was “more like a funeral procession” than a highway chase, with speeds topping out around 50mph.</p> <p>Deputies tried using a PIT (Pursuit Intervention Technique) maneuverto slow Dial’s car, a common police tactic involving a police car nudging another vehicle to turn it sideways.</p> <p>But Shoupe radioed officers to tell them to stop attempting to do that, instead ordering them to shoot the driver.</p> <p>When a deputy had successfully nudged Dial off the road, Reserve Deputy Adam West, who was in pursuit in his own personal vehicle, fired three shots as the vehicle went down into a ditch. Dial died of a gunshot wound to the head.</p> <p>In June, the county district attorney declared the shooting justified.</p> <p>Dial told Tennessee’s News Channel 5 that she believed her husband had tried to drive away from the police because he was scared, and said she could not make sense of the order to shoot. “I feel with every part of me that’s exactly what they wanted to do was kill him.”</p> <p>The sheriff’s office declined to comment to the Guardian.</p></blockquote>
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Amazon, Bad, and Dad: When the African Grey parrot N'kisi first met Jane Goodall, he recognized her from a photograph and asked "Got a chimp?" It is claimed that this was a possible display of a sense of humor. Cc Ultrafacts.tumblr.com outragedbird: theofficialvincenzo: countess7: buggery-approved: whatswrongwithblue: toshio-the-starman: onyx-san: siddharthasmama: angel-with-a-flower-crown: maggiemunkee: ultrafacts: Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts I read an anecdote from someone whose African Grey didn’t particularly get along with her Amazon parrot, Paco. One night she was preparing cornish hens for dinner, while the grey hung out with her in the kitchen. He got a closer look at one of the hens, looked his mama dead in the eyes and asked, “Paco?” Then he laughed. that is one sadistic bird  I am slightly afraid now. I love birds? African Grey Parrots are one of the smartest birds, and seems they can be known to play “jokes” or “pranks” on their owners or any visitors. I was visiting a friend of the family one time and I was just casually watching tv when I thought I heard the water running. I go into the kitchen but everything’s fine. the parrot looks at me and says “gotcha”. Parrots are awesome. I have an African Grey named Loki and he lives up to his name. He likes to scream and mimic the sounds of things falling off the shelf and when we run into the room to see what’s happening he says “The cat did it! Bad Sammy!” and laughs. Whenever he gets mad at me he flies away from me, but since he can’t fly very well, he always crash lands. And the first thing he says when I go to pick him up, without fail, is always “You need to vacuum,” in a very bitter grumble.  Loki likes to call our cat to him. He’ll sit there for minutes saying “here kitty kitty kitty.” The cat will come, walk up to the bird, get bit and then Loki will laugh as the cat screams and runs away. This goes on for hours.  If it’s late at night and he’s tired, but I’m still up with the lights on, he’ll say “Loki go night night.” It’s starts of in a normal tone and then gets louder and louder until he’s screaming “LOKI GO NIGHT NIGHT!”  If he sees my dad fall asleep, he screams like a little girl to scare my dad awake. And then laughs. He’s kind of perfected that evil laugh. But the best one was when I brought home the man who has since become my ex for the first time, Loki looked him dead in the eyes and said “I’m going to bite you.” My parrot was the first one to see what a bad person my ex. He was smarter than us all.  Parrots are people. @oneshortdamnfuse African Greys are like the greatest animal on the planet When I was a kid, we had a rescued african grey called Dodi, and once I was arguing with my mum about my bed time, and the parrot (who had some very foul mouthed previous owners) just shouted at me “for fuck sake go to bed!” also whenever we hoovered he’d call us “yoooou dusty cunts” best thing was he had a scottish accent
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Barbie, Complex, and Empire: silverbellsolicitor It kind of really confuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair Like no Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as you can get your grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the living room with your expansive empire of plastic women. Barbie is about creating intricate social structures and spicy inter-family conflicts between town house residents. Barbie is about formulating complex back stories for tortured Ken dolls with emotional scars. It's about creating near-sadistic dramatic plot twists that split up marriages and cause that one Barbie you really dislike to be ceremoniously tossed down the stairs in order to be offed by the jealous ex-wife of Ken #4 kerryrenaissance Yes, but how do you make it into a marketable commercial that won't freak parents and caregivers o ut? quasi-normalcy l've always had the impression that advertisers don't really understand how girls play with their toys. mappysnappy When I played with Barbies I had this thing called The Dead Pit" which was a purple bratz laundry hamper. So whenever a Barbie got killed off she would go in there. And what I would do was I would carry her to the dead pit while singing the dead pit song. The dead pit song was just saying "The dead pit over and over again in different tones. Anyway, once I finally reached the pit l would announce (name) has died." And drop her in. I would wait a few moments. Then, I would violently shake the hamper while shrieking, pretending to be the tortured souls of dead barbies from the underworld. I thought it was hilarious. Source: duplexity 126,102 notes I am a barbie girl in a barbie hell

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Barbie, Bodies , and Complex: It kind of really confuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair Like no Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as you can get your grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the living room with your expansive empire of plastic women. Barbie is about creating intricate social structures and spicy inter-family conflicts between town house residents. Barbie is about formulating complex back stories for tortured Ken dolls with emotional scars. It's about creating near-sadistic dramatic plot twists that split up marriages and cause that one Barbie you really dislike to be ceremoniously tossed down the stairs in order to be offed by the jealous ex-wife of Ken #4. Yes, but how do you make it into a marketable commercial that won't freak parents and caregivers out? I've always had the impression that advertisers don't really understand how girls play with their toys. When I played with Barbies I had this thing called "The Dead Pit" which was a purple bratz laundry hamper. So whenever a Barbie got killed off she would go in there. And what I would do was I would carry her to the dead pit while singing the dead pit song. The dead pit song was just saying "The dead pit" over and over again in different tones. Anyway, once I finally reached the pit I would announce "(name) has died." And drop her in. I would wait a few moments. Then, I would violently shake the hamper while shrieking, pretending to be the tortured souls of dead barbies from the underworld l thought it was hilarious. this shit is honestly so fucking real I had a Cindy and a Ken and one day Cindy was so angry at Ken she ripped off her own leg and beat him to death with it. Then I moved onto the lego. If your Barbies' lives aren't like Game of Thrones, you're not doing it right. When I was 6/7, I buried my Barbie doll in the school's playground because I wanted her soul to haunt it I never really had barbies, but when I was a kid I used to play a game called 'Highway to Extinction' which was just me jamming a playskool jeep full of dinosaur beanie babies and ramming it repeatedly into a wall My barbies were basically paint brushes with female bodies for handles. What the fuck Math class is tough!
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