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Ass, Bad, and Fucking: MUSCLE thedancingfiend: xlec: the-arch-bishop: Her on the left we see a douche bag. They’re quite easy to spot in the winter because they’ll be wearing summer or sports clothing. What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me? Wtf? I’ll have you know that I lift bro, and I’ve been involved in numerous white boy incidents, and I have over 300 confirmed bad text messages. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the second biggest poser at my school. Hahahhaahah You are nothing to me but just another being with No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark. my fucking. hashtags. You think you can get away with calling me a douche bag over the Internet? Think again, you buffoon. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has a lot of swag, and my mom is callin yo moms ratchet ass. you better prepare for a tsunami of yolo. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead. Yololess. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Nike apparel on. Not only am I extensively trained at playing sports and pissing other people off, but I have access to the entire Abercrombie store AND all Polo shirts known to man. and I will use them to their full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you won’t be able to harlem shake. You’re fucking dead. his shirt literally says muscle milk
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Bae, Booty, and Dumb: Mason, 23 34 miles away *I'm not looking for a hook up* I'm somewhere between Christian Grey and Jay Gatsby (so they say). Can I rub my hands through your hair and play with the booty on the first date? Or should we keep it vative and fu the bathroom CO or the foo sus. not a X she lived for nights thick with lust and romance and wine and naked kisses. mason fowler Mason, 23 34 miles away *I'm not looking for a hook up* I'm somewhere between Christian Grey and Jay Gatsby (so they say). Can I rub my hands through your hair and play with the booty on the first date? Or should we keep it vative and fu the bathroom CO or the foo sus. not a X Mason, 23 34 miles away I'm not looking for a hook up* I'm somewhere between Christian Grey and Jay Gatsby (so they say). Can I rub my hands through your hair and play with the booty on the first date? Or should we keep it conservative and fuck in the bathroom while we wait for the food? Oh Jesus, not another douche bag scrolling Tinder, or am I? Calm your tits and laugh ladies. Tinder can be fun. Truthfully, looking for a cool chick. Let's go be smooth criminals together. Sc: Mason-Fowler P.S. I'm 6'3" 219 Instagram Photos Something Bae Por Onge 1y at the feet of bed and whet shoald the complexity of s woman's desire for love then sex then lave all seems too mach at tines and I have to go avay or else ny soul will surrender piece by piece and then who puts the puzsle together? do they uae gluer tarest the oathnees or r le d have nothin X melgearsolid: cyberstripper: i’m literally screaming right now imagine being so full of yourself you take artsy photos of your own dumb quotes
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Ass, Bad, and Fucking: MUSCLE thedancingfiend: xlec: the-arch-bishop: Her on the left we see a douche bag. They’re quite easy to spot in the winter because they’ll be wearing summer or sports clothing. What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me? Wtf? I’ll have you know that I lift bro, and I’ve been involved in numerous white boy incidents, and I have over 300 confirmed bad text messages. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the second biggest poser at my school. Hahahhaahah You are nothing to me but just another being with No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark. my fucking. hashtags. You think you can get away with calling me a douche bag over the Internet? Think again, you buffoon. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has a lot of swag, and my mom is callin yo moms ratchet ass. you better prepare for a tsunami of yolo. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead. Yololess. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Nike apparel on. Not only am I extensively trained at playing sports and pissing other people off, but I have access to the entire Abercrombie store AND all Polo shirts known to man. and I will use them to their full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you won’t be able to harlem shake. You’re fucking dead. his shirt literally says muscle milk
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