"My wife doesn't like football. One day she called me 10 minutes before a game to find out where I was."
- Peter Crouch. 😂 https://t.co/s1L...
Always happens to me..
Polydactyly is a small price to pay for the ability to birth a fully sentient child with a single squat.
I wish it was this easy
Simpsons pictures that I gone and done
Hermione Granger is a must have
@crouchy is getting bought with them dingo dollars 😂
Peter Crouch trolea a Lady Gaga después de ir a ver su película astarisborn ladygaga película petercrouch traje troleo memedeportes https:-w...
y’all hate women jk she probably is
DM this to someone 😂
Be careful what you wish for.
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At a loss for words
Best ever reply to a reporter 😂👏🏽
i’m the creater of the universe
Famous Football Stories 😝👊🏽🚗 Kuyt Alonso GoKarts
The Lord’s Plan