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the yards
the yards
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merely
merely
heard
heard
hai
hai
comming
comming
get ready
get ready
burned
burned
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        Funny: Bu/no dain nae the a hne how many dogs does it take
 votone ives ahead ot us to change a lightbulb?
 sun is shining, the day is
 young, we've got our
 and you're inside
 worrying about a stupid
 burned out bulb?
 sorry, but I don't see a
 light bulb.
 Cocker Spaniel: Why
 change it? I can still pee
 on the carpet in the dark.
 Border Collie: Just
 one. And then I'll replace
 any wiring that's not up
 to code.
 ◆ Dachshund: You
 know I can't reach that
 stupid lamp!
 Pointer: I see it, there
 it is, there it is, right
 there...
 Greyhound: It isn't
 moving. Who cares?
 Rottweiler: Make me.
 ◆ Boxer: Who cares?!
 can still play with my
 squeaky toys in the dark.
 Australian Shepherd:
 First, I'll put all the light
 bulbs in a little circle...
 Pleeeeeeeeeze let me
 change the light bulb!
 Can I? Can 1? Huh?
 Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeze
 please, please, please
 Poodle: I'll just blow in
 the Border Collie's ear
 and he'll do it. By the
 time he finishes rewiring
 the house, my nails will
 be dry
 ◆ The Cat's Answer:
 Dogs do not change ligh
 to take advantage of the
 German Shepherd: I'lI
 change it as soon as I've
 led these people from
 the dark, check to make I'll just pop it in while I'm
 sure I haven't missed bouncing off the walls
 any, and make just one and furniture.
 more perimeter patrol to Old English Sheep e
 see that no one has tried Dog: Light bulb? I'm
 situation.
 Jack Russell Terrier:
 bulbs. People change
 light bulbs. So, the real
 question is: How long
 will it be before I carn
 expect some light, some
 dinner, and a massage?
 28 July 9, 2011
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                    Funny: Bu/no dain nae the a hne how many dogs does it take
 votone ives ahead ot us to change a lightbulb?
 sun is shining, the day is
 young, we've got our
 and you're inside
 worrying about a stupid
 burned out bulb?
 sorry, but I don't see a
 light bulb.
 Cocker Spaniel: Why
 change it? I can still pee
 on the carpet in the dark.
 Border Collie: Just
 one. And then I'll replace
 any wiring that's not up
 to code.
 ◆ Dachshund: You
 know I can't reach that
 stupid lamp!
 Pointer: I see it, there
 it is, there it is, right
 there...
 Greyhound: It isn't
 moving. Who cares?
 Rottweiler: Make me.
 ◆ Boxer: Who cares?!
 can still play with my
 squeaky toys in the dark.
 Australian Shepherd:
 First, I'll put all the light
 bulbs in a little circle...
 Pleeeeeeeeeze let me
 change the light bulb!
 Can I? Can 1? Huh?
 Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeze
 please, please, please
 Poodle: I'll just blow in
 the Border Collie's ear
 and he'll do it. By the
 time he finishes rewiring
 the house, my nails will
 be dry
 ◆ The Cat's Answer:
 Dogs do not change ligh
 to take advantage of the
 German Shepherd: I'lI
 change it as soon as I've
 led these people from
 the dark, check to make I'll just pop it in while I'm
 sure I haven't missed bouncing off the walls
 any, and make just one and furniture.
 more perimeter patrol to Old English Sheep e
 see that no one has tried Dog: Light bulb? I'm
 situation.
 Jack Russell Terrier:
 bulbs. People change
 light bulbs. So, the real
 question is: How long
 will it be before I carn
 expect some light, some
 dinner, and a massage?
 28 July 9, 2011
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        <p>¡Comida infinita!</p>: FOOD
 THAT
 Growing anything from a seed is impressive but also
 difficult, unless you're blessed with a green thumb.
 THaT MAGICALLY REGEROWS
 ITSELF
 Sure, it saves on money but there has to be an easier way... and there is! You can actually
 grow food from kitchen scraps. There is something very MacGyver about
 It's true! You can upcycle everything from celery scraps to onion butts with
 chance of success. Use organic fruits and vegetables for the best results.
 that, no?
 a great
 Green onions,
 lemongrass,
 leeks, fennel,
 & spring onions
 FOR
 LEMONGRASS
 ONLY
 Place root ends in water but
 don't fully submerge them.
 Change the water daily
 In 3-5 days, growth begins.
 Harvest the greens when full,
 then repeat the process
 Harvest lemongrass once it
 becomes a foot tall. Simply
 cut off what you need without
 uprooting the plant.
 Celery, cabbage,
 romaine lettuce,
 & bok chou
 Submerge the roots,
 leaving the tops above
 the water line.
 Spray with water a couple
 times a week, replacing the
 water every few days. Leaves
 will sprout in about a week.
 Plant the cutting with only the
 leaves above soil. Harvest when
 fully grown, about 5 months.
 Ginger
 Soak the chunk of
 ginger overnight.
 Submerge in moist soil. Keep
 watering until shoots appear
 Ready to harvest in a year.
 Simply remove entire plant,
 use what you need and repeat.

 Onion
 Plant root end and
 lightly cover it in soil.
 Keep soil moist.
 Carefully separate the new
 onions, leaving the roots
 attached, and plant them.
 Occasionally cut the leaves
 down to promote full growth.
 It can take up to 5 months
 for plants to mature enough
 for harvest.
 Garlic
 The bulbs will be ready for
 harvest in early summer
 when the bottom 1/3 of
 the leaves have yellowed.
 The larger the clove, the
 larger the resulting bulb.
 Sit the plant in a sunny window
 keeping the soil moist.
 COMPOST
 REMOVE
 Mushroonm
 Use a mixture of
 compost and soil.
 Plant the mushroom stalk in
 the soil with only the surface
 of it exposed.
 If the cutting takes, new
 growth happens q
 Harvest and repeat.
 uickly

 4 DEEP
 HOLE
 Potatoes&
 Sweet Potatoes
 8 DEPTH
 Cut into 2 pieces, each
 having 1-2 "eyes" on it
 Set pieces out at room
 temp for a few days,
 until fully dry
 St
 ore sweet potatoes in
 a warm, dry place for 2 weeks
 before using. This is what
 makes them sweet.
 12" APART
 Add more soil as the plant
 grows until i is about 6" tall
 Pineapple
 Slice off the green leafy
 top and remove all fruit.
 Carefully remove the
 bottom layers until you
 see root buds.
 Growth happens in the first
 few months but it will be
 Place in water for two
 weeks to form roots.
 2-3 years before harvest.
 WHOLE
 FOODS COOKING STONED
 Content & Design
 Jerry James Stone /@jerryjamesstone
 Chris Rooney/ @looneyrooneycom
 tv
 M A R K E T
<p>¡Comida infinita!</p>
        

            
            

                
                
                    <p>¡Comida infinita!</p>: FOOD
 THAT
 Growing anything from a seed is impressive but also
 difficult, unless you're blessed with a green thumb.
 THaT MAGICALLY REGEROWS
 ITSELF
 Sure, it saves on money but there has to be an easier way... and there is! You can actually
 grow food from kitchen scraps. There is something very MacGyver about
 It's true! You can upcycle everything from celery scraps to onion butts with
 chance of success. Use organic fruits and vegetables for the best results.
 that, no?
 a great
 Green onions,
 lemongrass,
 leeks, fennel,
 & spring onions
 FOR
 LEMONGRASS
 ONLY
 Place root ends in water but
 don't fully submerge them.
 Change the water daily
 In 3-5 days, growth begins.
 Harvest the greens when full,
 then repeat the process
 Harvest lemongrass once it
 becomes a foot tall. Simply
 cut off what you need without
 uprooting the plant.
 Celery, cabbage,
 romaine lettuce,
 & bok chou
 Submerge the roots,
 leaving the tops above
 the water line.
 Spray with water a couple
 times a week, replacing the
 water every few days. Leaves
 will sprout in about a week.
 Plant the cutting with only the
 leaves above soil. Harvest when
 fully grown, about 5 months.
 Ginger
 Soak the chunk of
 ginger overnight.
 Submerge in moist soil. Keep
 watering until shoots appear
 Ready to harvest in a year.
 Simply remove entire plant,
 use what you need and repeat.

 Onion
 Plant root end and
 lightly cover it in soil.
 Keep soil moist.
 Carefully separate the new
 onions, leaving the roots
 attached, and plant them.
 Occasionally cut the leaves
 down to promote full growth.
 It can take up to 5 months
 for plants to mature enough
 for harvest.
 Garlic
 The bulbs will be ready for
 harvest in early summer
 when the bottom 1/3 of
 the leaves have yellowed.
 The larger the clove, the
 larger the resulting bulb.
 Sit the plant in a sunny window
 keeping the soil moist.
 COMPOST
 REMOVE
 Mushroonm
 Use a mixture of
 compost and soil.
 Plant the mushroom stalk in
 the soil with only the surface
 of it exposed.
 If the cutting takes, new
 growth happens q
 Harvest and repeat.
 uickly

 4 DEEP
 HOLE
 Potatoes&
 Sweet Potatoes
 8 DEPTH
 Cut into 2 pieces, each
 having 1-2 "eyes" on it
 Set pieces out at room
 temp for a few days,
 until fully dry
 St
 ore sweet potatoes in
 a warm, dry place for 2 weeks
 before using. This is what
 makes them sweet.
 12" APART
 Add more soil as the plant
 grows until i is about 6" tall
 Pineapple
 Slice off the green leafy
 top and remove all fruit.
 Carefully remove the
 bottom layers until you
 see root buds.
 Growth happens in the first
 few months but it will be
 Place in water for two
 weeks to form roots.
 2-3 years before harvest.
 WHOLE
 FOODS COOKING STONED
 Content & Design
 Jerry James Stone /@jerryjamesstone
 Chris Rooney/ @looneyrooneycom
 tv
 M A R K E T
<p>¡Comida infinita!</p>
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        Clark Normal Human Man Kent: hatingongodot
 Before she learns about his secret identity, Lois Lane thinks Clark Kent is a goddamn mess
 She goes to his place to work on a joint article and it takes her like half an hour to find out that Clark
 lives in an absolutely nonfunctional house
 She has to change a lightbulb but there are no stools, no sufficiently high chairs, no way of reaching
 the ceiling unless you find a way to climb the walls. "How the hell do you change your bulbs?" she
 asks. Clark mutters something about misplacing the footstool and helps her drag the table from the
 kitchen to the living room.
 Lois watches Clark make lasagna and has to physically restrain him from pulling the tray out of the
 oven with his bare hands. "Are you out of your goddamn MIND?" she yells, scrambling to pull him
 away on time. "What are you DOING? WHERE ARE THE OVEN MITTS?" and Clark is just like
 moment to engage in a riveting game of Mentally Punch Clark
 Lois runs into the bathroom to put on a disguise and yells out, "Where do you keep your razor?"
 There's a gust of wind and Clark comes back with slightly windswept hair. "l got it! he says with
 unwarranted triumph. It's right here. The razor I use." Lois looks at it and it is CLEARLY recently
 purchased and never used and she's just like. I don't even care anymore
 For weeks she just assumes Clark is missing some crucial element in his home and starts stacking
 her own things all over the place. Lois thinking Clark has no clue how to take care of himself while
 Clark is Eternally Tormented and has to find ways to keep his identity a secret while living in close
 uarters, and the slow burn mutual pining roommates AU of my dreams begins
 This is the sort of situation where Clark speeds out of the apartment looking for a place to make a frantic
 call back to Kansas, and his parents show up the next day with a Normal Apartment Life Kit for Normal
 Humans
 11%-
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                    Clark Normal Human Man Kent: hatingongodot
 Before she learns about his secret identity, Lois Lane thinks Clark Kent is a goddamn mess
 She goes to his place to work on a joint article and it takes her like half an hour to find out that Clark
 lives in an absolutely nonfunctional house
 She has to change a lightbulb but there are no stools, no sufficiently high chairs, no way of reaching
 the ceiling unless you find a way to climb the walls. "How the hell do you change your bulbs?" she
 asks. Clark mutters something about misplacing the footstool and helps her drag the table from the
 kitchen to the living room.
 Lois watches Clark make lasagna and has to physically restrain him from pulling the tray out of the
 oven with his bare hands. "Are you out of your goddamn MIND?" she yells, scrambling to pull him
 away on time. "What are you DOING? WHERE ARE THE OVEN MITTS?" and Clark is just like
 moment to engage in a riveting game of Mentally Punch Clark
 Lois runs into the bathroom to put on a disguise and yells out, "Where do you keep your razor?"
 There's a gust of wind and Clark comes back with slightly windswept hair. "l got it! he says with
 unwarranted triumph. It's right here. The razor I use." Lois looks at it and it is CLEARLY recently
 purchased and never used and she's just like. I don't even care anymore
 For weeks she just assumes Clark is missing some crucial element in his home and starts stacking
 her own things all over the place. Lois thinking Clark has no clue how to take care of himself while
 Clark is Eternally Tormented and has to find ways to keep his identity a secret while living in close
 uarters, and the slow burn mutual pining roommates AU of my dreams begins
 This is the sort of situation where Clark speeds out of the apartment looking for a place to make a frantic
 call back to Kansas, and his parents show up the next day with a Normal Apartment Life Kit for Normal
 Humans
 11%-
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        Follow ➡️ @holisticali ➡️You can find this at a local health food store, or you can also purchase it online! Salt is hygroscopic, so the lamps attract water molecules from the air; this means the lamps trap dirt, pollen, and smoke particles which are carried in water vapor. Once these airborne contaminants have been locked in the salt, clean water is re-released and thus it has a purifying effect on the air. Theoretically that is. Scientists know that salt does absorb water from the air but that it quickly reaches an equilibrium state (it doesn’t take up anymore water because it is saturated). This is the same for silica packets. Both can be revitalized by drying, which a burning and warming lamp does. So there is merit to this claim. What’s more is that the heat from the bulb inside that warms up the lamp releases negative ions. And there are the health-boosting effects of salt itself too. SOURCE: http:-www.criticalcactus.com-himalayan-pink-salt-lamp-health-benefits- HolisticAli Himalayan SaltLamp Himalaya IG 👉🏽 @holistic.ali FACEBOOK-YOUTUBE-SNAPCHAT 👉🏽 @holisticali SUBSCRIBE TO NEW YOUTUBE LINK IN BIO: DID YOU KNOW?
 HIMALAYAN SALT LAMPS NEUTRALIZE
 ELECTROMAGNETIC RADIATION
 IG/FB
 HⓞLISTI
 ALI
 WITH HIMALAYAN SALT LAMPS
 THE IONS RELEASED BY HEATING CAN BOOST BLOOD FLOW, IMPROVE SLEEP
 INCREASE LEVELS OF SEROTONIN IN THE BRAIN, AND CALM ALLERGY OR ASTHMA SYMPTOMS.
Follow ➡️ @holisticali ➡️You can find this at a local health food store, or you can also purchase it online! Salt is hygroscopic, so the lamps attract water molecules from the air; this means the lamps trap dirt, pollen, and smoke particles which are carried in water vapor. Once these airborne contaminants have been locked in the salt, clean water is re-released and thus it has a purifying effect on the air. Theoretically that is. Scientists know that salt does absorb water from the air but that it quickly reaches an equilibrium state (it doesn’t take up anymore water because it is saturated). This is the same for silica packets. Both can be revitalized by drying, which a burning and warming lamp does. So there is merit to this claim. What’s more is that the heat from the bulb inside that warms up the lamp releases negative ions. And there are the health-boosting effects of salt itself too. SOURCE: http:-www.criticalcactus.com-himalayan-pink-salt-lamp-health-benefits- HolisticAli Himalayan SaltLamp Himalaya IG 👉🏽 @holistic.ali FACEBOOK-YOUTUBE-SNAPCHAT 👉🏽 @holisticali SUBSCRIBE TO NEW YOUTUBE LINK IN BIO
        

            
            

                
                
                    Follow ➡️ @holisticali ➡️You can find this at a local health food store, or you can also purchase it online! Salt is hygroscopic, so the lamps attract water molecules from the air; this means the lamps trap dirt, pollen, and smoke particles which are carried in water vapor. Once these airborne contaminants have been locked in the salt, clean water is re-released and thus it has a purifying effect on the air. Theoretically that is. Scientists know that salt does absorb water from the air but that it quickly reaches an equilibrium state (it doesn’t take up anymore water because it is saturated). This is the same for silica packets. Both can be revitalized by drying, which a burning and warming lamp does. So there is merit to this claim. What’s more is that the heat from the bulb inside that warms up the lamp releases negative ions. And there are the health-boosting effects of salt itself too. SOURCE: http:-www.criticalcactus.com-himalayan-pink-salt-lamp-health-benefits- HolisticAli Himalayan SaltLamp Himalaya IG 👉🏽 @holistic.ali FACEBOOK-YOUTUBE-SNAPCHAT 👉🏽 @holisticali SUBSCRIBE TO NEW YOUTUBE LINK IN BIO: DID YOU KNOW?
 HIMALAYAN SALT LAMPS NEUTRALIZE
 ELECTROMAGNETIC RADIATION
 IG/FB
 HⓞLISTI
 ALI
 WITH HIMALAYAN SALT LAMPS
 THE IONS RELEASED BY HEATING CAN BOOST BLOOD FLOW, IMPROVE SLEEP
 INCREASE LEVELS OF SEROTONIN IN THE BRAIN, AND CALM ALLERGY OR ASTHMA SYMPTOMS.
Follow ➡️ @holisticali ➡️You can find this at a local health food store, or you can also purchase it online! Salt is hygroscopic, so the lamps attract water molecules from the air; this means the lamps trap dirt, pollen, and smoke particles which are carried in water vapor. Once these airborne contaminants have been locked in the salt, clean water is re-released and thus it has a purifying effect on the air. Theoretically that is. Scientists know that salt does absorb water from the air but that it quickly reaches an equilibrium state (it doesn’t take up anymore water because it is saturated). This is the same for silica packets. Both can be revitalized by drying, which a burning and warming lamp does. So there is merit to this claim. What’s more is that the heat from the bulb inside that warms up the lamp releases negative ions. And there are the health-boosting effects of salt itself too. SOURCE: http:-www.criticalcactus.com-himalayan-pink-salt-lamp-health-benefits- HolisticAli Himalayan SaltLamp Himalaya IG 👉🏽 @holistic.ali FACEBOOK-YOUTUBE-SNAPCHAT 👉🏽 @holisticali SUBSCRIBE TO NEW YOUTUBE LINK IN BIO
                    
                
            

            
                
                
Follow ➡️ @holisticali ➡️You can find this at a local health food store, or you can also purchase it online! Salt is hygroscopic, so the...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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