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Dicks, Fire, and Memes: TBT - SSG Corey Calkins Ladies and gentlemen, gather round the campfire as we light up your field day celebrations with a celebration of our own. That’s right, it’s time to throw this thing back to February 2010. A simpler time, a time before David Petraeus locked his knees at a senate hearing, and back when you could still tinkle on dead Taliban. omgtakemebackkkk⠀ ⠀ Today we’re talking about every Marine from 6th Reggie’s favorite little town in Afghanistan’s Helmand Province. marjahmarjahmarjah⠀ ⠀ What many of you may not know, however, is that them Gyrenes weren’t the only ones with their dicks in the dirt giving Terry the ol’ whatfor. Case in point, the subject of today’s OAF TBT; Staff Sgt Corey Calkins aka CashMoneyCorey⠀ ⠀ While serving as a weapons sergeant for ODA 3121, Cake Crushin’ Calkins was part of the coalition push through Marjah. On 18 February 2010, he led an assault of ANA troops against a platoon-sized element of Taliban fuckbois at a key intersection near the bazaar in Marjah. While under intense small arms, RPG, and mortar fire, Corey the Cockslapper charged the enemy position like a robust lesbian hopped up on Jack Daniels in a domestic dispute; inspiring his ANA troops to follow and overwhelm the Taliban position. TakeTheirShoes⠀ ⠀ After locking down the intersection and surrounding positions, Corey continued to fuck Terry six ways to Sunday by voluntarily continuing to drive the man-titty-havin’ soyboys out of smalls arms and RPG range so three critically wounded Marines could be evacuated. He aggressively pursued the enemy hotter than the homies in Tekashi 69’s cell block are pursuing his butthole. LemmeTugOnYoDickALilWhile⠀ ⠀ For his actions that day, SSG Calkins was awarded the Distinguished Service Cross and earned himself a lifetime supply of bummed cigs, fat pinches of dip, and near-beers from every Marine in the Ghan. ThereGoesMyHero ⠀ ⠀
America, Belgium, and Cute: s Whar is this cHARACTER's GEvdeR? Go so 2 Does te cleal look No Not sure plecr of hain sricking our? Yes No Na Yes No Does ile chENo DDESIİ€ clawit.KR Does he Ahog look like rhis? Yes No amole Yes No No Yes No hat biqeyebows? Yes No Ye No Yes No es No Do lieves look like dis? Grandpa Rome Does le look anwoyed? No Yes No No Does ile ch Does sle we ruo sibbors? Yes No No e-Chig Yes No ong lwin? Ye No libsexpression? Dors rib CRACER Yes No Yes No Yes No s ilee a veil wspped Does this chuxens hain srick up like thonme? No Yes No Maybe... Does this chce shoms look kppy? Yes No Yes No Yes No donamoeba: Hetalia Character Chart from Himaruya’s blog. I found this translated version, it’s a shame the character descriptions are still in Japanese, so I’ve taken the liberty to translate them here. (if anyone knows the source please let me know and I’ll add a link)It’s an older entry so many characters are not introduced yet (no Australia! ;_;) EDIT: Check out the edited version HERE! (bigger image size) Grandpa Rome: A spirited old man.  He’s very strong!Italy: The protagonist.  It’s a bit of a coincidence that he got his ahoge. (Italy: Ve~ Germany~)Romano: Italy’s older brother. It’s hard to tell whether he’s confident or timid.Norway: He’s mysterious and can see fairies!Korea: If his ahoge has a face, then it’s Korea! Try tell him apart by the face.Austria: If he keeps saying “obaka obaka” (fools!), then he’s Austria! Remember there’s no “al” in Austria!Turkey: If he says “beranme~” (bloody fools!) and likes sweet food, that’s him!Greece: If there’s a cat nearby, that’s him!  He thinks a lot.Iceland: In his own special category. If his hair curls inwards strangely that’s him.Canada: If he looks gentle and is with a bear, it’s Canada!America: If he has a small cowlick where his hair parts, it’s America!Sweden: If he speaks Tohoku dialect, then it’s definitely Su-san.Estonia: He’s supposed to be the best looking guy of the whole manga… England: He’s blunt, and he uses magic and sees fairies. Overall a fantastical guy.Sealand: He believes he’s a recognized nation without doubt. A mischievous boy.Germania: An old pal of Grandpa Rome. Doesn’t speak much and is very intimidating.Germany: If Italy has him wrapped around his finger, and he’s diligent and buff, then it must be him.Prussia: If there’s a bird nearby, and he goes “kesesese”, it’s him!France: He’s a big brother overflowing with love! Usually good looking.Ukraine: If her boobs make SFXs and she goes “Russia-chan, Russia-chan”, then it’s Older Sister Ukraine.Seychelles:  She wears two pigtails with big red ribbons.Belarus: If she’s scary, that’s her.Egypt: Still many unexplained mysteriesHoly Roman Empire: You can tell it’s him by his sideburns!China: The only girl in the Allies…or not.Poland: If he always says “Arienshi-” (no way~) then it must be him. Actually his stomach is pretty weak too.Lithuania: If he’s played around by Russia or Poland then it’s him.Lichtenstein: If Switzerland is nearby then it’s definitely her.Belgium: if she has almond-shaped eyes and speaks Shiga dialect, then it’s her.Taiwan: If she wears a lot of flowers and her eye color is black, then it’s her.Hungary: If she’s holding a frying pan, it’s definitely her.Switzerland: If he holds a gun and lectures people, it’s most likely him.Denmark: He doesn’t wear any accessories (or “plain-looking”, but I fully disagree :P)!  If he speaks with an Ibaraki dialect, it’s him.Japan: Even if he doesn’t look it, he’s an old man!Finland: Even though he has a cute face, he’s very strong! Moi!Hong Kong: A pretty robust and strong-willed guy.Russia: If he’s holding a water pipe, that’s him.  Only the end of his hair curls slightly.Spain: The boss everyone loves who goes “fusososo”. (I should add that the question is more accurately “Does this character always look happy WITH NO REAL REASON?” XDD)Latvia: If some weird kid is always bothering him and sometimes he just ends up picking a fight with Russia, that’s him.
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Af, Bless Up, and Club: She's deaf and mostly blind but she loves fetching and catching toys Any man who wear a sport coat to dinner on a Saturday night? OLYMPIC MEDAL THOT 🥇. I'm not talmbout yo mama's step boyfriend who wear a sport coat with Steve Jobs mom jeans and shiny dress shoes to the local steakhouse. U feel me? He utterly clueless from the jump. He just tryina look cute for yo mama and also he got a pot belly so the sport coat is just an additional protective layer. I'm talmbout dudes our age. Like I went to sushi Saturday night and two tables over I seent a young Indian dude out with a pretty lady and he was wearing a black sport coat with a dress shirt unbuttoned three buttons to show his robust one centimeter chest stubble - flexin line "I gotta buzz this shit and it STILL look like a carpet - ain't no other resident in all of Neonatal with this type of manlyness 🤗." U feel me? Medical grade thot. Type of dude to take Suzy the Night Nurse to sushi, take her home, smash her out, and then go dancing at a club with his Indian crew because Priya gon be out that night and he really tryina marry Priya but he smash Suzy to calm his nerves so he seem more laid back to Priya (this is the male thot calculus 🤗). Go head Dr. Arjun. I ain't mad at u. Your attending doc know u a thot. Yo mama who keep asking when she gon get little Arjun's know in her heart u a thot. Suzy? She was never under any impression whatsoever that u anything BUT a thot...Win-win (note tho that Suzy believes there's a one in a million chance she can convert Arjun to a non-thot - I affectionately refer to this as "Dumb and Dumber Logic" - yes issa one in a million chance but Suzy u ain't that one, sorry sweetie 😘). So there u have it. If yo man pick u up for a date on a Saturday night and he wearing a black sport coat that he purchased at Zara on sale for $64.99 - thot. Now get pregnant, Suzy - he only make $28k-year now as a resident but when he take a job in Kansas after residency making $770k-year as the new superstar Neonatal doctor at Christ Saint Mary Elizabeth Holy Cathedral Hospital (u know it's real when the hospital name is catholic AF) u gon be sitting pretty cashing them support checks bless up TheseGamesAreMadeForTwoPlayers 👶😍😂 (📸: Reddit u-arturg87)
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Baller Alert, Coca-Cola, and Memes: Coca-Cola Plant Shut Down After Human Feces Found In Cans @baller alert Coca-Cola Plant Shut Down After Human Feces Found In Cans -blogged by @miss_binky ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If you’ve been thinking about giving up soda, this might be the push you need. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A Coca-Cola plant in Northern Ireland was temporarily shut down when human feces was found inside cans. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The cans arrive at the factory, empty and without a top. They are then filled with cola and capped before heading to distribution to be sold across Northern Ireland. The topless cans arrived from Germany and jammed up the plant’s machines during the overnight shift. After investigating, it was found that human waste inside the cans was the reason. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The plant was shut down for 15 hours to clean up the unsanitary conditions. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Coke insists all the tainted cans were caught, and no products sent out to the public were affected. The company has teamed up with local police to determine just how the excrement ended up in the cans in the first place. It’s currently unclear at one point during the supply chain that the human feces could have gotten into the can. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “The problem was identified immediately through our robust quality procedures and all of the product from the affected production was immediately impounded and will not be sold. This is an isolated incident and does not affect any products currently on sale,” CocaCola said in a statement.

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Memes, 🤖, and The Forest: Dog in cardboard cutout @Drsmashlove Now a lot of u men like "aye smash I think I'm giving my girl that good dick but how do I know". There's a lot of ways to tell. Do she sext u when she drunk? That mean u doing it right. Do she scream in tongues like she possessed by the devil when u hit it? Then u doing it right. Do she stalk u? Then u definitely doing it right 😀. But there is an easier test I like to call the TupperWare Test. The TupperWare Test is simple Bruh. If she just show up and hand u that TupperWare with two dozen soft, chewy chocolate chip salted caramel cookies like "hey, I baked - so I thought you'd like these", nah. Hell nah. This wasn't an afterthought. She baked FOR YOU Bruh. She reminisced on getting that good dick and said "this man has delivered that good dick so imma deliver some baked goods." This dates back to the caveman, as I quote from Sir Richard Hamilton's seminal book on the caveman, "The Way of the Cave Human" from 1853 and I quote: "After the caveman doth administered a robust bout of sexual intercourse with his cave maiden whereupon she hath released an abundance of vaginal secretions and abandoned her senses to the point where she hath grunted to the caveman that he hath penetrated her so thoroughly that he hath become her father when indeed he were only her husband, the caveman retired to the forest to select a deer upon which to dine with his cave family, and, upon his return to the cave, discovered that his cave maiden hath baked him a dozen wheat biscuits sweetened with wildflower nectar upon a homemade hearth she had fashioned from a hollow stone and fire." <- I just made this up lol but the point is that since time immemorial, if u give her that good dick Bruh she gon bake for u. So THAT'S how u know u hit it right. Ya get me! Bless up 😍😂😂😂
Apparently, Bored, and Friends: Scientists have finally confirmed what we' ve always been hoping for: being lazy is a sign of increased intelligence. Now there looks like there is actually a legitimate reason for dodging the gym and it's all down to your intellect... According to new research, people who are more intelligent spend more time lounging around than their more physical friends, the Independent reports. BOY EVERYONEIS STUPID EXCEPT ME A US-based study supports the theory. people with higher lQs don't get bored easily. therefore they're happy to spend more time thinking. Whereas people with lower intellects, apparently need more stimulation from physical or external activity to fend off boredom. Scientists from the Florida Gulf Coast University decided to re-ignite a 30-year-old test called the need for cognition. to see how their students responded to different scenarios. The quiz required participants to rate how much they agreed with statements, challenging their thinking abilities and how necessary it is for each individual to think in their daily lives. The statements included phrases such as 1 really enjoy a task that involves coming up with new solutions to problems and 1only think as hard as I have to. A selection of thinkers and 'non thinkers' were then selected from those surveyed and their movements were tracked for a week to test their activity levels. Intriguingly they found the thinkers were a lot less active than the 'non-thinkers.' although their weekend activity showed no difference between the two AW,ILOVE THESE LAZY SATURDAys Their findings were described as highly significant and robusť in the Journal of Health Psychology. although the reason for their shared activity levels at a weekend has not been explained. This may be an interesting outcome, as being more intelligent is all well and good. but it could have negative impacts on a person's health, if they are prone to increased laziness. The British Psychological Society said. Utimately, an important factor that may help more thoughtful individuals combat their lower average activity levels is awareness. Awareness of their tendency to be less active, coupled with an awareness of the cost associated with inactvity, more thoughtful people may then choose to become more active throughout the day. Well that's just confirmed all my suspicions about life. Thanks science. Being lazy is a sign of high intelligence

Being lazy is a sign of high intelligence