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Mao, Pro, and Dessa: Ahh, e o que foi que ele fez? 25 de nov de 2016 15:35 Ele era muito esperto Fazia truques Ontem ele abriu a gaiola sozinho Passou pela prateleira Subiu na janela Pulou pro ar condicionado Desceu pelo cano Foi pro estacionamento y Negao Com.Br Entrou no cano de escape da Hilux do meu vizinho Aí já viu né Como eu disse ele faz truques Fez ligação direta Saiu a 80 por hora segundo o tira teima das câmeras do edifício Bateu em uma viatura da polícia e começou a perseguição Os policiais não conseguiam enxergar costelinha por motivos óbvios Seu tamanho reduzido Pensaram então que se tratava do djabo aka belzebu Escutei o agente Silveira gritando SAI SATANÁS daqui de casa Costelinha via o cerco se fechar assim que o agente Silveira ligou pro CIODES pedindo reforços Chegaram mais 5 viaturas sNegdo! comBr Um exorcista Dois jornalistas E uma galera protestando contra a PEC Costelinha não se intimidou Entrou pelo corredor de ônibus do Derby Jogou a Hilux da ponte do quartel enquanto se jogou pra fora do veículo se tornara A perseguição dramática Eu já aos prantos sendo consolado pela minha mãe Dizia apenas que a culpa era minha por sempre assistir Hamtaro com o Costelinha antes de dormir Então fui ao seu encontro Costelinha havia sequestrado um homem de altura mediana, devia ter seus 40 anos Negao! E havia pedido um helicóptero para fuga e dois sacos de semente de girassol (ele nunca comeu, queria provar) ComBr A policia me telefonou para ser o mediador Conversei com o agente Silveira que a essa altura já estava com uma bíblia debaixo do braço e um terço na mão Ele não aguentava mais Já podia ver que aquilo não acabaria bem Costelinha só queria deixar uma mensagem pro mundo Então ele disse Com a voz de choro Apontando pra mim Antes de se jogar da ponte "RAQUEL, DA UNS BEIJO NELE" E morreu Aí tô triste Enviado 25 de nov de 2016 16:05 KKKKKKKK Caraca! Depois dessa História bem que merecia Pra consolar SUCESSO! AbNegão.com.br O pior de tudo que essa aventura toda era apenas uma cantada que surpreendentemente FUNCIONOU! Costelinha e suas aventuras de GTA conseguiram uma gata pro (Imagens)

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Android, Apple, and Complex: Phoebe News @holiestbritney Then why do android snapchat stories look like surveillance tapes #KanyeForPresident @The. Man94 Apple giving y'all 12mpxl cameras in 2016 and Samsung gave us 16mpxl cameras in 2013 lol someone is getting duped 9/9/15, 2:54 PM 2,040 RETWEETS 1,646 FAVORITES drakeshady: I know most people don’t care, but here’s the real answer. Snapchat built a shitty Android app. On iOS, Snapchat uses the phone’s camera directly to take a picture, ensuring the highest possible quality. On Android, Snapchat opens the camera, but then takes a screenshot, instead of telling the camera to take a picture. This means that the camera never gets to adjust it’s focus and lighting, or provide stabilization to the picture. Instead, you get the best that shaky human hands can get, which means low quality pictures. Due to the popularity of Snapchat, this difference actually spreads the superiority complex of iOS. Android manufacturers have been innovating new hardware since the creation of cell phones. Apple only upgrades when they’re worried about being seen as outdated, or they need “new features” to push their phone. It also shows that iPhones are a status symbol, that have no reason to be as expensive as they are. To be fair to Apple, they’ve built a consistent ecosystem. If you have an iPhone, you can pick up any other iPhone and know how it works. Android is different by design however, with literally anyone free to modify it as they want to. Whether that is to fit certain hardware, or add new features, or meet a specific artistic design, Android has more total devices, support for more hardware configurations (even laptops) and is available for anyone to use however they want. Snapchat made a deliberate poor design decision, and should shoulder the blame for their shitty app. But that would require supporting the largest userbase in the world over their elite base of iPhone users.
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Tumblr, Alien, and Blog: enrique262: Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant Disaster, liquitadors, soviet personnel in charge of the clean-up operation, “the liquidation”, of the disaster, are sent onto the rooftop of the stricken reactor 4 building to clean it up of highly radioactive debris, many coming from the inside of the destroyed reactor itself, as to ensure minimal working conditions could be established, enabling workers to begin construction of the containment building around the stricken reactor, the Sarcophagus.  These men, sent after remote-controlled robots originally tasked with this mission constantly broke down due to damage from the heavy radiation, were nicknamed bio-robots, and worked in such heavily radioactive environment, they couldn’t afford more than a minute of working time each on the rooftop, as more than that would ensure absorption of a fatal dose of radiation. Notice the white flashes at the bottom of the pictures, remnants of the radiation itself present in such alien, hostile environment, which was so strong it reflected itself onto the film inside the cameras, as stated by the journalist behind these pictures, Igor Kostin. The world’s most dangerous job, in the world’s most radioactive place, during the world’s worst nuclear disaster, these men, perhaps unknowingly in many cases, rose to the challenge and ensured the world would never known the horrors they suffered during that fateful year of 1986 in the Ukraine. 

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Animals, Family, and Food: animate-mush The BitterSweet Life @BitterSweetPod Follow Interviewed a little girl this morning that feeds crows and they bring her gifts in return Here's her collection tetraghost i wish birds brought ME presents baelgrave No, but think about this The crows she feeds obviously have their own little lives. They go about their business, and they spot *pretty thing* or /unique thing/ in question. What gets me is that the "firstt thing on their minds as recipient of this thing is the little girl that feeds them They spot a thing, and immediately must think, "that nice girl with delicious foodstuffs must have this to show my gratitude." kedreeva It's actually more than that, though, if you read the articles or watch the videos. This has taken place over YEARS- it started with these birds following this little girl around because she was a messy eater and it has turned into a ritual for the family. They have a water station and food stations where they daily set out things for these birds and sometimes (but not always), these birds leave 'payment' behind for the food BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE These birds are not just taking food and leaving shinies. These birds are watching over this family now. Their lives have become involved These crows are rl and her mother even whern they are out of the yard. How do we know? keeping track of this gi One of them is a photographer, and one day while she was photographing some stuff on a bridge, she dropped her camera's lenscap over the edge. There was no way she could get it back, so she left it. When she got home, the lenscap was sitting on the edge of one of the feeding stations, waiting for her Not only were the birds following and watching over her, they weree smart enough to realize she dropped an Important Thing and cared enough to bring it back to her Source: tetraghost #animals #stones #tiny humans #THIS IS ADORABLE 1,268,331 notes Cool as a crowcumber

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