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Being Alone, Charlie, and Facebook: toddler facebook from MOMMYSHORTS.com Ava B My mom thinks I'm going down for a nap when we get home. Bwahahaha. She's hilarious. Like Comment 2 minutes ago 15 toddlers like this. 1 minute ago Like 3 Luke A FYI- I convinced my mom I don't need a nap. Now she lets me watch TV every afternoon because SHE needs a break! WIN 23 seconds ago Like 14 Write a comment... Kara G I pooped in the bath tub while taking a bath last night and my mom had to scoop it up with a cup and flush it down the toilet. LMAO! Like Comment 4 minutes ago 12 toddlers like this Lila G I hope it wasn't one of my sippy cups, sis! 3 minutes ago via mobile Like s 2 Write a comment... Owen G Forgot the teacher's name at Gymboree today so called her Mommy. What's the big deal? Isn't that every woman's name? Like Comment 10 minutes ago 21 toddlers like this. Gillian H It's the woman in my house's name. 9 minutes ago Like 5 Thomas L Mine too! 5 minutes ago Like. Write a comment... Lee P My cat really looks like it needs it's tail pulled. Repeatedly. Like Comment 18 minutes ago 34 toddlers like this. Martin D So, here's the thing. I totally know how to use the potty. But Mommy keeps giving me treats if I make it seem like a surprise when I go. Psht. Diapers for life, yo. Like Comment 30 minutes ago 47 toddlers like this. Hannah W I stopped using diapers at 15 months. 22 minutes ago Like Charlie G UNLIKE 15 minutes ago Like 32 Write a comment.. KortneyA I opened all of my mom's tampons today and watched them expand in the toilet. It was awesome. You should all try this at home. Like Comment 34 minutes ago 16 toddlers like this. Cassie S Why did mommy walk into the laundry room?! Oh no, I don't think she's ever coming back! I'm going to be in the living room alone Like Comment 45 minutes ago 1 toddler likes this. Thomas L UPDATE: She came back. Sorry for the false alarm. 44 minutes ago Write a comment... Shelley B It's fun to ask for "no bubbles" once my bubble bath is ready. Like Comment 48 minutes ago 33 toddlers like this. Lucas N Is it bedtime yet? Because that's the time I like to announce I'm ready to eat my dinner Like Comment 1 hour ago 10 toddlers like this. Mark T I'm about to pretend I need to poop on the potty so... YES. 50 minutes ago Like 1 Write a comment... Nikki S Watch, I'm gonna ask for a red popsicle and when mom gives it to me, I'm going to scream 'I SAID PURPLE' and have a fit. Like Comment 1 hour ago 44 toddlers like this. Ella B Ha. I tried that yesterday with the blue sippy cup instead of the green one. SO MUCH FUN!!!! 54 minutes ago Like 4 Daniel N LOL. Moms are so easy to piss off 24 minutes ago Like- 23 Write a comment... MOMMYSHORTS.com you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com srsfunny:If Toddlers Could Actually Post On Facebook

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Ass, Facts, and Internet: 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited just now) " They actually think that taxing successful people >50% of their income is healthy for society. At least these people understand the concept of universal healthcare better than you do, no country with universal healthcare taxes people >50% of their income because of their healthcare system, you're just making shit up permalink source save parent edit disable inbox replies delete REPLY 1 point 2 hours ago" (last edited 5 minutes ago) Sorry to ourst your bubble. The Personal Income Tax Rate in Sweden stands at 57.10 percent E: I love it when people downvote straight up facts lol scared of something? permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give gold REPLY L point 39 minutes ago (last edited just now) Lol tney aren't taxing people that much because of their healthcare. They just have high tax rates. Australia and Canada have great healthcare and they pay way less tax. permalink save parent edit disable inbox replies delete REPLY 1 point 22 minutes ago Have you used the healthcare in Australia or Canada? No, of course not, you think they are fantastic because you've read reddit headlines that say they are. In 2016 in Canada, average wait time was over 9 weeks for medical procedures I also find it hilarious that any time you disagree with a liberal they instantly downvote you. You guys should really stop relying on internet points to try and prove your argument. permalink source embed save save-RES parent report glve gold REPLY 1 point 10 minutes ago Hahahaha what the fuck. I am Australian and yes I have used it many many times. I just spent 6 weeks in hospital and didn't pay a cent. I broke my ankle skateboarding when I was 16 and didn't pay a cent. I nearly died in a motorbike accident when I was 10 and didn't pay a cent. You have no idea what you're talking about. There is no wait time for emergencies. Non emergency procedures have wait times but if you have the money you car buy private health insurance and skip that. There's actual personal choice here and no one gets turned away or put into debt. It's similar in Canada as well You're talking out of your ass and it's hilarious permalink source embed save save-RES parent edit disable Inbox replies delete REPLY <p><a href="http://memehumor.net/post/160359233963/trump-fan-to-australian-have-you-ever-used" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Trump fan to Australian “Have you ever used Australian healthcare, of course not”</p></blockquote>
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Ass, Facts, and Internet: 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited just now) " They actually think that taxing successful people >50% of their income is healthy for society. At least these people understand the concept of universal healthcare better than you do, no country with universal healthcare taxes people >50% of their income because of their healthcare system, you're just making shit up permalink source save parent edit disable inbox replies delete REPLY 1 point 2 hours ago" (last edited 5 minutes ago) Sorry to ourst your bubble. The Personal Income Tax Rate in Sweden stands at 57.10 percent E: I love it when people downvote straight up facts lol scared of something? permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give gold REPLY L point 39 minutes ago (last edited just now) Lol tney aren't taxing people that much because of their healthcare. They just have high tax rates. Australia and Canada have great healthcare and they pay way less tax. permalink save parent edit disable inbox replies delete REPLY 1 point 22 minutes ago Have you used the healthcare in Australia or Canada? No, of course not, you think they are fantastic because you've read reddit headlines that say they are. In 2016 in Canada, average wait time was over 9 weeks for medical procedures I also find it hilarious that any time you disagree with a liberal they instantly downvote you. You guys should really stop relying on internet points to try and prove your argument. permalink source embed save save-RES parent report glve gold REPLY 1 point 10 minutes ago Hahahaha what the fuck. I am Australian and yes I have used it many many times. I just spent 6 weeks in hospital and didn't pay a cent. I broke my ankle skateboarding when I was 16 and didn't pay a cent. I nearly died in a motorbike accident when I was 10 and didn't pay a cent. You have no idea what you're talking about. There is no wait time for emergencies. Non emergency procedures have wait times but if you have the money you car buy private health insurance and skip that. There's actual personal choice here and no one gets turned away or put into debt. It's similar in Canada as well You're talking out of your ass and it's hilarious permalink source embed save save-RES parent edit disable Inbox replies delete REPLY <p><a href="http://memehumor.net/post/160359233963/trump-fan-to-australian-have-you-ever-used" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Trump fan to Australian “Have you ever used Australian healthcare, of course not”</p></blockquote>
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