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Baseball, Bless Up, and Cats: Saying "hey" from the NYC subway Yoric's best Woke up to a new Lil Uzi album and it's cot damn lit ... Idgaf ... this kid is a rock star and his music is stadium status and give me Kanye "Touch the Sky" feels. But what I love is all the old head haters. U know wtf I'm talmbout. Them cats that think Jay and Nas were the last good rappers. "Man look at these new kids smh...mumble rappers" "rocking tight pants and dresses" "how they letting these guys wear chokers" "how they letting these guys dye their hair pink and blond" "popping pills smh they letting junkies rap now". OK. LET ME GET THIS CLEAR, OLD HEAD. YALL GOT A BUNCH OF WOMEN PREGNANT IN THE 90s AND THEN GHOSTED - DISAPPEARED - WENT TO THE CORNER STORE AND NEVER CAME BACK - NOW THEM KIDS GREW UP AND EMBRACED FASHION AND CREATED THEY OWN GENDER FLUID STYLE BECAUSE THEY MALE ROLE MODELS WAS ABSENT AND NOW U WANNA CRITICIZE...EVEN THO THESE KIDS ON STAGES IN FRONT OF SOLD OUT CROWDS PUTTING IT DOWN FOR THEY FAMILY...LEMME TELL U WHAT U NEED TO DO, OLD HEAD...U NEED TO GO TO THE SPORTING GOODS STORE ASAP AND BUY TWO BASEBALL MITTS AND A BASEBALL AND FIND THAT BOY U ABANDONED AND PLAY SOME CATCH...MATTER FACT ASK THE POSTAL SERVICE FOR A FULL WEEK OFF, U GON NEED A LOT OF TIME FOR THIS GAME OF CATCH (AND 'CATCH UP') AND MAYBE U COULD PLAY HIM SOME NAS AND JAY RECORDS AND DISCUSS MUSIC WITH HIM BUT FOR NOW STFU AND STOP CRITICIZING, THE ART REFLECT THE CULTURE AND U CREATED IT NOW DON'T BE MAD AT IT (but you're welcome to fix your mistakes bless up πŸ€—πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚) (@madmax_fluffyroad)
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Ass, Clock, and Head: You already know if you black your parents don't let you sleep over at peoples crib. Shit just a common universal law. I never knew why untill the night I had a slept over with my squad. It was me David and Kevin and Robert. We played video games till like 2 in the morning. Me and David playing 2k while Kevin spectatates and Robert knocked out. Big rob was sleeping but snoring like snoorlax. Kev trying to get rob to shut up but homie out cold. I learned from when spongebob and Patrick were hibernating with sandy dont mess with fat people and sleep. Kev effingn with him throwing snacks at rob but he still sleep. Kev put a end of the every misery by sliding his toe in Roberts mouth. Kevin's whole toe in Robs mouth like a pacifier. Kevin feet look like the sea shells sold down by the sea shore. I'm lost for words at this astonishment when I catch that shot clock violation. Kev bringing the ball up when Rob took a Mean bite out of Kevin's leg like is was succulent tender piece of chicken. Nigga leg look scrumptious. Vaseline had kevs leg glistening and buttered up like some Rotisserie chicken. Rob looking like catcher freeman head ass the way he chewed up on kevs leg. Rob smiling like he just bit into a piece of Popeyes chicken and not kevs leg. Kev let out a the howl of 1000 demons. Scream sonlound it woke up davids mother. Davids mom instant transmissioned down to the living room where we was. I played dead and tossed the controller by David and rob. The three of my niggas caught a mean ass whooping. I realize that day why black parents say no to sleep overs. Kevs Dumbass shoulda listen to his momma.
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