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Beer, Bitch, and Cheating: - according to the internet- Article 1 If two bros know the same story, the bro who is lesser known among the party or group shall tell it. Article 2 If your bro has a girlfriend, be completely nice to her If he asks for your honest opinion, be straight up about your thoughts. Article 3 Never drink the last beer at another bros house Article 4 If your Bro dies during a workout, throw a couple more 45s on the bar before you call 911 Article 5 If a bro dies and you have a chance to destroy his hard drive you must do it. Article 6 -Older bros are a resource. Find a chief and accept his wisdom. This will make you a better bro Article 7 Don't throw a bro under the bus to impress others Article 8 You shall provide pizza and beers for any bros who help you move houses Article 9 If a bro borrows your tools, they best return them in s the same condition they were in when you got them, or better. Also applies to vehicles and musical instruments. Article 10 Thou shalt not hit your bro in the balls and claim it was a joke Article 11 If a brois telling a story and you can 'one-up' it, don't. Article 12 If you happen to know a bros girlfriend or wife is cheating on him, you let him know. Doesn't matter if you barely know the guy at least drop him an anonymous hint. Article 13 We were all that bro trying to get into a group of friends we weren't born with with the Bros we have. Let another bro at least hang about with your group Article 14 Your favorite beer is free. your second favorite beer is cold. If your bro offers a beer don't bitch it isn't your brand Article 15 Up for acknowledgement, down for respect Article 16 No one ever refer to it as "The Bro Code" out loud. Article 17 No matter how great your relationship with your girlfriend is, you won't completely abandon your bros to hang out with her all the time and then come crawling back after she dumps you. Article 18 Thou shall never speak of your friends' sexual conquests to your significant other Article 19 Urinal laws: Never take the urinal directly beside someone else if there are any others available Article 20 -One bro's sister is another bro's sister The Golden Rule A bro shall not cock block another bro. Only Guide it The bro code