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more general IT Company than programming but I hope it still fits here: toggl.com YOU WANT TO WORK FOR A So LET'S POP THE HOOD AND SEE WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE IT TAKES TO TECH COMPANY? KEEP THE ENGINE RUNNING: KITCHEN FOUNTAIN OFFICE OF NINJA Qurifed GROWTH OUTDO LAND 9HAXIMUM lead ENPUTO 3 CFO developer face PRODUCT 5 LEAD Snace free REVELATION FRONT EN6 1) 0BM/SEO LEADGEN CAMP SUPPORT (8 CEO NERF GUN WAR ZONE 2 CUSTOMER SOCIAL MEDIA HIPSTER incoming tickets 10 SERVERS IN-HOUSE DESIGNER 11 BACKEND 9ENGINEER 15 MART VIRKUS THE CAST ΠΎΠ²ΠΌ/SEO 1) LEADGEN 2 CUSTOMER Front line troops with nerves of steel. Customer support Black wizards of the Internet, skilled in the dark art of commandos have an uncanny ability to say "no" without it sounding like "no". Mostly peaceful. generating clicks, traffic and conversions. What, you think you found this comic by chance? 3 CFO HIPSTER The vault keeper. Tasked with maintaining fiscal responsibility. Also has to say "no" a lot, but lets silly expense requests slide occasionally to maintain peace and illusion of democracy Communicates in GIFS exclusively Social media hipsters are the only people who think "tweeting" counts as a skill on LinkedIn (and will ask to endorse it relentlessly). 6FRONT-N DEVS 5 LEAD A.K.A. "not actual engineers" in backend vocab. Heavily into classic rock or gangsta rap (or both). Obscurity of their hobbies is only matched by that of their T-shirt slogans. The buck stops here. Has keyboard shortcuts for phrases like "do it", "how hard can it be?" and "no." Not very peaceful. </Head Bady Π’ Π‘Π•ΠΎ OFFICE A.K.A. "The Big Cheese" CEOS feel most comfortable Ever wonder where your plane tickets, free snacks and gadgets come from? That's the work of an Office Ninja. The best Ninjas operate when facing challenges, so expect big changes (or a surprise product launch) when things start working too smoothly without ever being noticed. 9 KEND 10 SERVERS The non-glamorous techie. A watchful protector and a silent knight they keep the business up and running. He's the hero the company deserves (but not the one it needs) The only ones working 24/7. Go servers! 11) DESIGNER Arare beast, as most creatives prefer to roam free, hopping from one project to another. It's best to give them creative control to reduce chance of escape or violent rebellion. toggl.com Mart Virkus@ blog.toggl.com more general IT Company than programming but I hope it still fits here

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d3vilr4t: karpad: i-am-loco: queer-anna: nebula-bf: psiotechniqa: charityforrichpeople: yuuki-mishima: yuuki-mishima: totallynotreimuhakurei: nicy-v: transpopuko: totallynotreimuhakurei: transpopuko: transpopuko: transpopuko: Bro what the fuck Of all the fucking things you could do, of all the fucking numbers you could pick Yall are fucking heartless monsters in case yall are a bit in the dark abt the number, the trans suicide rate has been recorded at 41% Heartbeat sucks and fuck transphones but I’m pretty sure the discounts are set my steam’s algorithm and not the developer iirc devs control their own sales and discounts It was intentional @transpopuko Oh nevermind fuck this game and it’s shitty devs Went to check their twitter to see what else they tweeted and, not seeing any white supremacy anything - just sounds like a conservative who doesn’t believe in gender reassignment surgery or transtrender BS Ok brony. Don’t forget that the average live expectancy for trans woc is 35. Both sales are intentional also this points out that the 35% has more than one malicious meaning well this is just disgusting. please do not buy their shitty game. what the fuck. i remember seeing previews of this game and thinking its cute style wise and im glad i didnt buy it. fuck this guy Fucking disgusting pieces of shit: Buy HEARTBEAT SPECIAL PROMOTION! Offer ends in 47:11:06 $14.99 -35% $9.74 Add to Cart Buy HEARTBEAT+Soundtrack Includes 2 items: HEART BEAT, HEARTBEAT Soundtrack $21.98 40% -41% $12.86 Bundle info Add to Cart d3vilr4t: karpad: i-am-loco: queer-anna: nebula-bf: psiotechniqa: charityforrichpeople: yuuki-mishima: yuuki-mishima: totallynotreimuhakurei: nicy-v: transpopuko: totallynotreimuhakurei: transpopuko: transpopuko: transpopuko: Bro what the fuck Of all the fucking things you could do, of all the fucking numbers you could pick Yall are fucking heartless monsters in case yall are a bit in the dark abt the number, the trans suicide rate has been recorded at 41% Heartbeat sucks and fuck transphones but I’m pretty sure the discounts are set my steam’s algorithm and not the developer iirc devs control their own sales and discounts It was intentional @transpopuko Oh nevermind fuck this game and it’s shitty devs Went to check their twitter to see what else they tweeted and, not seeing any white supremacy anything - just sounds like a conservative who doesn’t believe in gender reassignment surgery or transtrender BS Ok brony. Don’t forget that the average live expectancy for trans woc is 35. Both sales are intentional also this points out that the 35% has more than one malicious meaning well this is just disgusting. please do not buy their shitty game. what the fuck. i remember seeing previews of this game and thinking its cute style wise and im glad i didnt buy it. fuck this guy Fucking disgusting pieces of shit
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Tap to see the meme: generalgrievousdatingsim im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice generalgrievousdatingsim Things a Cowboy Should Not Do Here are some words to live by according to cowboys. Some are really good advice and all are funny cowboy sayings. Don't squat with your spurs on. Don't let your yearnings get ahead of your earnings. Don't dig for water under the outhouse. Don't go in if you don't know the way out. Don't mess with something that ain't bothering you. Never drive black cattle in the dark. Never approacha bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction. Never miss a good chance to shut up. Never ask how stupid someone is 'cause they'll turn around and show you. like idk how accurate these are but somehow they manage to be both peak shitposting humor and genuinely helpful suggestions generalgrievousdatingsim If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging. It's better to keep your mouth shut and look stupid than open it and prove it. If it doesn't seem to be worth the effort it probably isn't. Just 'cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean you have to offer it a place to sit down. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back. Nature gave us all something to fall back on, and sooner or later we all land flat on it. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket fuck self-help books and therapy, all i need to make it in life is my trusty Cowboy TipsTM ifunny.co Tap to see the meme
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Tap to see the meme: generalgrievousdatingsim im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice generalgrievousdatingsim Things a Cowboy Should Not Do Here are some words to live by according to cowboys. Some are really good advice and all are funny cowboy sayings. Don't squat with your spurs on. Don't let your yearnings get ahead of your earnings. Don't dig for water under the outhouse. Don't go in if you don't know the way out. Don't mess with something that ain't bothering you. Never drive black cattle in the dark. Never approacha bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction. Never miss a good chance to shut up. Never ask how stupid someone is 'cause they'll turn around and show you. like idk how accurate these are but somehow they manage to be both peak shitposting humor and genuinely helpful suggestions generalgrievousdatingsim If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging. It's better to keep your mouth shut and look stupid than open it and prove it. If it doesn't seem to be worth the effort it probably isn't. Just 'cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean you have to offer it a place to sit down. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back. Nature gave us all something to fall back on, and sooner or later we all land flat on it. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket fuck self-help books and therapy, all i need to make it in life is my trusty Cowboy TipsTM ifunny.co Tap to see the meme
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