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Bodies , Climbing, and Deer: Zombie apocalypses are curiously lacking a large array ofent that could equipment that could neatly control the situation "But we can't build walls to contain them!" 75 Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously common. And see those holes on the bottom? Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when empty they're in the tons. If you had some warning you could string these things end to end for miles and human bodies can't move them. Plus they're nice and wide so you can comfortably walk on top of them for patrols. "But we don't have easy ways to kill them!" Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot. No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable. Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively zombie proof, especially if you spend like an hour to protect the glass. A lot of large farming equipment can destroy Want to guess what it'd do to a decaying human bady? It's not pretty Now I know what you're thinking. Merely lattening them with common construction equipment or farming gear isn't enough How about a tree trimmer that can mulch a tree top to bottom in nothing flat? OM NOM NOM NOM. "But we need ways to move a lot of people that zombies can't stop!" BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don't hawe a chance and neither does a zombie. But that's not good enough!" NOW it's time to call our friend the military because this ride stops for no one. Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared people with heavy equipment licenses could clear an entire street of zombies AND powerwash it after. Country folk can survive The tumblr solution to the zombie apocalypse
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Baked, Friday, and Fucking: duskirisescinnacorn+ duskenpath: fanaticalqueergeek yotoob yotoob: yotoob: We've bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice - bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things) - loaned us garden tools when we didn't have any invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane - one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he'd picked from his garden and tomorrow he's coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing lak, and all I have to do is hold the ladder Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god. Long story short just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can't even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE ME A TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLES 'JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY". IT WAS BARELY DARK. BASTARDS-I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY AREN'T 1? The Gay Agenda, everyone this is fucking incredible Source: yotoob This Is War.
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Baked, Christmas, and Friday: votoob imagine-otp duskenpath fanaticalqueergeek yotoob otoob yotoob: We've bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice - bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things) - loaned us garden tools when we didn't have any - invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane - one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he'd picked from his garden - and tomorrow he's coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder. Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god Long story short I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can't even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE ME A TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUTON THE STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLES 'JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY. IT WAS BARELY DARK. BASTARDS I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY AREN'T I? The Gay Agenda, everyone this is fucking incredible Imagine your otps Just so everyone knows Mr and Mr Nice moved out around Christmas time 2016. (Further proof that 2016 was a cursed year) We are still in touch and have been to visit them in their new house. They moved to gain some land, they have sheep aspirations for some reason.I love them We have new neighbours. I am currently engaged in a slow burn of niceness down permanently in June I WILL BE THE NICE ONE THIS TIME. PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE. NO MERCY which you can bet that I am going to crank up to the max when we move Story about wholesome neighbors found on r/tumblr
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Baked, Christmas, and Friday: votoob imagine-otp duskenpath fanaticalqueergeek yotoob otoob yotoob: We've bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice - bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things) - loaned us garden tools when we didn't have any - invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane - one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he'd picked from his garden - and tomorrow he's coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder. Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god Long story short I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can't even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE ME A TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUTON THE STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLES 'JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY. IT WAS BARELY DARK. BASTARDS I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY AREN'T I? The Gay Agenda, everyone this is fucking incredible Imagine your otps Just so everyone knows Mr and Mr Nice moved out around Christmas time 2016. (Further proof that 2016 was a cursed year) We are still in touch and have been to visit them in their new house. They moved to gain some land, they have sheep aspirations for some reason.I love them We have new neighbours. I am currently engaged in a slow burn of niceness down permanently in June I WILL BE THE NICE ONE THIS TIME. PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE. NO MERCY which you can bet that I am going to crank up to the max when we move <p>Story about wholesome neighbors found on r/tumblr via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2f1pgE3">http://ift.tt/2f1pgE3</a></p>
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Baked, Christmas, and Friday: yotoob imagine-otp duskenpath fanaticalqueergeek yotoob yotoob yotoob We've bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice - bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things) - loaned us garden tools when we didn't have any invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane - one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he'd picked from his garden - and tomorrow he's coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god Long story short - I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can't even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING ABSOLUTE CRISISI GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE MEA TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE O THER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLES 'JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY. IT WAS BARELY DARK BASTARDS I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY AREN'T 1? The Gay Agenda, everyone this is fucking i n c redible Imagine your otps Just so evervone knoWS Mr and Mr Nice moved out around Christmas time 2016. (Further proof that 2016 was a cursed year) We are still in touch and have been to visit them in their new house. They moved to gain some land, they have sheep aspirations for some reason. I love them We have new neighbours. I am currently engaged in a slow burn of niceness which you can bet that I am going to crank up to the max when we move down permanently in June I WILL BE THE NICE ONE THIS TIME. PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE. NO MERCY The saga of the real nice guys
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Baked, Christmas, and Friday: yotoob imagine-otp duskenpath fanaticalqueergeek yotoob yotoob yotoob We've bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice - bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things) - loaned us garden tools when we didn't have any invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane - one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he'd picked from his garden - and tomorrow he's coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god Long story short - I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can't even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING ABSOLUTE CRISISI GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE MEA TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE O THER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLES 'JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY. IT WAS BARELY DARK BASTARDS I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY AREN'T 1? The Gay Agenda, everyone this is fucking i n c redible Imagine your otps Just so evervone knoWS Mr and Mr Nice moved out around Christmas time 2016. (Further proof that 2016 was a cursed year) We are still in touch and have been to visit them in their new house. They moved to gain some land, they have sheep aspirations for some reason. I love them We have new neighbours. I am currently engaged in a slow burn of niceness which you can bet that I am going to crank up to the max when we move down permanently in June I WILL BE THE NICE ONE THIS TIME. PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE. NO MERCY The saga of the real nice guys
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Baked, Friday, and Fucking: duskenpath: fanaticalqueergeek: yotoob: yotoob: yotoob: We've bought a new house. A neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice. nd our new next door -bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things) - loaned us garden tools when we didn't have any -invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane -one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he'd picked from his garden - and tomorrow he's coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god. Long story short -I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can't even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEVE AN OFFERING. ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE ME A TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY.AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN. HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLES JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY. IT WAS BARELY DARK BASTARDS-P'M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY AREN'T 1? The Gay Agenda, everyone. this is fucking incredible Posted on July 26, 2015 with 489,183 notes Source: yotoob New-Queer Escalationomg-humor.tumblr.com
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