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sprachtraeume: uppermandible: paradisemantis: atepa09: my-wandering-world: gaspack: A meteorologist in Key West fighting Irma’s winds. Her: come over Me: I can’t, hurricane Irma is here Her: my parents aren’t home Why the hell would you ever do this? Like what did this accomplish? Uh, its fucking sweet? You have a once in a lifetime opportunity to experience the raw force of nature in the form of a rare windstorm and you’re going to just sit your ass in the car like some kind of bitch boy? Fuck that. I’m going to get out, unzip my pants, and get the world’s fastest blowjob. Get on my level. see that thing he’s holding? it’s a windspeed sensor(pic related) He’s a meteorologist. His job is to study weather and report on it. he’s stepping out into hurricane irma to get a real-world reading on the hurricane’s force. Are we all gonna ignore the person who wants to get their dick sucked by a hurricane or : sprachtraeume: uppermandible: paradisemantis: atepa09: my-wandering-world: gaspack: A meteorologist in Key West fighting Irma’s winds. Her: come over Me: I can’t, hurricane Irma is here Her: my parents aren’t home Why the hell would you ever do this? Like what did this accomplish? Uh, its fucking sweet? You have a once in a lifetime opportunity to experience the raw force of nature in the form of a rare windstorm and you’re going to just sit your ass in the car like some kind of bitch boy? Fuck that. I’m going to get out, unzip my pants, and get the world’s fastest blowjob. Get on my level. see that thing he’s holding? it’s a windspeed sensor(pic related) He’s a meteorologist. His job is to study weather and report on it. he’s stepping out into hurricane irma to get a real-world reading on the hurricane’s force. Are we all gonna ignore the person who wants to get their dick sucked by a hurricane or
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Cop Resigns After Being Charged For Burglarizing The Home Of Dying Man During Hurricane Irma - blogged by @baetoven_ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to a statement from the PalmBeach County Sheriff's Office, Deputy Jason Cook has resigned after being accused of allegedly entering the home of a dying man without permission and stealing his medication during HurricaneIrma. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Around 9:22 a.m. on Sept. 12, authorities were called to the home of 85-year-old Moe Rosoff, after his son requested a welfare check once he couldn't get in touch with his father. Rosoff was found on the floor of a master bedroom and told officers he fell and hit his head during a power outage from the storm. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Rosoff later died from his injuries. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Around 10:55 a.m. Rosoff's sons, Jay and Steven Rosoff, received an alert from the surveillance system that movement had been detected in the home, according to a police report. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "They viewed the footage and saw a deputy enter the residence through the garage," the report read. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to the report, when police showed Cooke the video — which showed him allegedly rummaging through the house and putting items in his pockets — he told them he used the "garage code that was in the dispatch log" to gain access to the house. Police also added that Cooke was not told to report to the home. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ He allegedly told police that he'd picked up Tramadol, a pain reliever, in the kitchen. Police also found 60 pills, including other painkillers and antipsychotic medicine, after searching Cooke's vehicle. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Cooke was arrested on Oct. 19 and charged with unlawful possession of prescription drugs and burglary while armed during a state of emergency.: Cop Resigns After Being Charged For Burglarizing The Home Of Dying Man During Hurricane Irma @balleralert 105 Cop Resigns After Being Charged For Burglarizing The Home Of Dying Man During Hurricane Irma - blogged by @baetoven_ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to a statement from the PalmBeach County Sheriff's Office, Deputy Jason Cook has resigned after being accused of allegedly entering the home of a dying man without permission and stealing his medication during HurricaneIrma. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Around 9:22 a.m. on Sept. 12, authorities were called to the home of 85-year-old Moe Rosoff, after his son requested a welfare check once he couldn't get in touch with his father. Rosoff was found on the floor of a master bedroom and told officers he fell and hit his head during a power outage from the storm. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Rosoff later died from his injuries. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Around 10:55 a.m. Rosoff's sons, Jay and Steven Rosoff, received an alert from the surveillance system that movement had been detected in the home, according to a police report. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "They viewed the footage and saw a deputy enter the residence through the garage," the report read. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to the report, when police showed Cooke the video — which showed him allegedly rummaging through the house and putting items in his pockets — he told them he used the "garage code that was in the dispatch log" to gain access to the house. Police also added that Cooke was not told to report to the home. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ He allegedly told police that he'd picked up Tramadol, a pain reliever, in the kitchen. Police also found 60 pills, including other painkillers and antipsychotic medicine, after searching Cooke's vehicle. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Cooke was arrested on Oct. 19 and charged with unlawful possession of prescription drugs and burglary while armed during a state of emergency.

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TIDAL To Send 200,000 Pounds of Supplies to Puerto Rico - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ TIDAL is teaming up with Governor Cuomo’s Empire State Relief and Recovery Effort to help aid recovery and relief efforts in Puerto Rico. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ HurricaneMaria was the most powerful hurricane to hit the island in nearly a century. The hurricane left catastrophic damage, knocking out power across the island. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Friday, October 7th, TIDAL X: Puerto Rico will send its first plane to the island, carrying 200,000 pounds of supplies, including batteries, diapers, cases of water, feminine hygiene products and more. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ TIDAL has set up several locations for community members to help the cause. There are 19 drop off locations in New York. The company has also put together a benefit concert to support the efforts, TIDAL X BROOKLYN. According to reports, 100 percent of the proceeds will be donated to those affected by Hurricane Harvey, Hurricane Irma, Hurricane Maria and the earthquakes that took place in Mexico. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “My heart goes out to every single individual that has suffered as a result of this Hurricane,” Fat Joe said of the tragedy. “Watching from the sidelines has been heartbreaking - let’s fill that plane and help our brothers and sisters! Even the smallest contribution will go a long way.”: TIDAL To Send 200,000 Pounds of Supplies to Puerto Rico @balleralert TIDAL To Send 200,000 Pounds of Supplies to Puerto Rico - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ TIDAL is teaming up with Governor Cuomo’s Empire State Relief and Recovery Effort to help aid recovery and relief efforts in Puerto Rico. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ HurricaneMaria was the most powerful hurricane to hit the island in nearly a century. The hurricane left catastrophic damage, knocking out power across the island. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Friday, October 7th, TIDAL X: Puerto Rico will send its first plane to the island, carrying 200,000 pounds of supplies, including batteries, diapers, cases of water, feminine hygiene products and more. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ TIDAL has set up several locations for community members to help the cause. There are 19 drop off locations in New York. The company has also put together a benefit concert to support the efforts, TIDAL X BROOKLYN. According to reports, 100 percent of the proceeds will be donated to those affected by Hurricane Harvey, Hurricane Irma, Hurricane Maria and the earthquakes that took place in Mexico. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “My heart goes out to every single individual that has suffered as a result of this Hurricane,” Fat Joe said of the tragedy. “Watching from the sidelines has been heartbreaking - let’s fill that plane and help our brothers and sisters! Even the smallest contribution will go a long way.”
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Pitbull Offers Private Jet To Help Transport Cancer Patients From Puerto Rico - blogged by @its_sharr ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Bravo to Pitbull for putting his private jet to good use. The 36-year-old rapper, whose real name is Armando Christian Perez, offered his own jet to cancer patients in Puerto Rico so they can travel to hospitals to receive treatment. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Jenniffer Gonzalez, a congresswoman for PuertoRico, tweeted, "Thanks to singer @pitbull for lending your private plane to transport cancer patients from PR to USA so that they can get chemo." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The vast majority of the hospitals on the island are still without power in the aftermath of Hurricane Irma and some have been running out of fuel to power their generators. While Pitbull hasn't shared his good deed on social media, he did tell E! News, "Thank God we're blessed to help. Just doing my part.” ballerificcharity: Pitbull Offers Private Jet To Help Transport Cancer Patients From Puerto Rico @balleralert Pitbull Offers Private Jet To Help Transport Cancer Patients From Puerto Rico - blogged by @its_sharr ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Bravo to Pitbull for putting his private jet to good use. The 36-year-old rapper, whose real name is Armando Christian Perez, offered his own jet to cancer patients in Puerto Rico so they can travel to hospitals to receive treatment. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Jenniffer Gonzalez, a congresswoman for PuertoRico, tweeted, "Thanks to singer @pitbull for lending your private plane to transport cancer patients from PR to USA so that they can get chemo." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The vast majority of the hospitals on the island are still without power in the aftermath of Hurricane Irma and some have been running out of fuel to power their generators. While Pitbull hasn't shared his good deed on social media, he did tell E! News, "Thank God we're blessed to help. Just doing my part.” ballerificcharity

Pitbull Offers Private Jet To Help Transport Cancer Patients From Puerto Rico - blogged by @its_sharr ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Bravo to Pitbull fo...

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