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Bad, Barber, and Barbie: This is how she looks every time we're cooking and not giving her anything So I’m at a holiday party right. Next to me is a woman 43 years old fam she didn’t look older than 25. Drop dead gorgeous. And here’s this cosmetic surgeon saying he finnta do a procedure that eliminate these tiny a$$ wrinkles under he eyes and she was being polite but really wasn’t interested and bro I wanted to clock this ugly hair implant MF 😂. Like how u gon tell a woman at a party u gon upgrade her! Fam! She already a dime! Heck u gon upgrade?! Another lil homegirl of mine she just plain Barbie - put her lil a$$ in a pair of shorts and a corvette with Ken with the PP missin and bam, Barbie. She go to a ‘cosmetic dentist’ this MF said she has buck teeth. Lemme tell u...this cosmetic industry satanic 😂. They really lying to u women. Will a barber ever say u DONT need a haircut? Nah - or else he gon go broke! Same. These dudes gon make u feel like something wrong when u already perfect! “I’ll fix those stretch marks” OVER MY DEAD BODY Dr. FESSENJAN PULL A SCALPEL AND IMMA STAB U WITH IT. DONT BODY YA SELF 😂. “Smash we know u lying about the body positive thing to attract thick women” WELL BISH GIVE ME A PP DETECTOR TEST. Put some grey sweatpants on me. Turn around. Pull ya yoga pants down below them cheeks, show me them skretch marks. If I ain’t pitching a full tent, stab me 😂. “wow - you’re really making all the women who had surgery feel bad, we knew u were a Sh!thead.” Well hang on now. If YOU want it, YOU get it! I support that! U wanna get your nose shaped - do you! A$$ shots - do u! BA - do u! BUT DONT LET THE COSMETIC INDUSTRY GUIDE U. THEY GON LIE TO U AND MAKE U FIX SOMETHING THAT DONT NEED FIXING. THEY NEED TO - OR ELSE THEY GON GO OUT OF BUSINESS. LOVE YOURSELF (like I love you 😊). IF U WANNA DO SOMETHING FOR U THEN DO IT BUT DONT LET NOBODY WITH A PP TALK U INTO SOME SH!T LMAO BLESS UP 😍😂😂
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Alive, Being Alone, and Fire: IT ISE phantomemes: feel free to change things  ( such as pronouns )  as needed ! S M O K E  “ this is just a war in my head ”“ i give it time but it never seems to end ”“ i feel a fire in the back of my throat ”“ don’t you try to run right now ”“ you’re killing me right now ”“ i love the things we do when it’s just me and you ” S T  .  P A T R I C K “ you give me something to talk about ”“ i need a miracle ”“ you’re a glimpse of bliss ”“ i know you’re gone now ”“ i think you’re an angel ” M Y  H O U S E “ you’re a cold air creeping in ”“ i heard you down the hall ”“ you walk around like you own the place ”“ guess it was all my fault ”“ think you’ve been making me sick ”“ darling  ,  you can’t stay ”“ i’m not yours anymore ”“ i think it’s time to get out ” H O L Y “ you’ve got it all wrong ”“ you put on a faith facade ”“ you’re simply lost ”“ simply calling out sins don’t bring you closer to god ”“ you’re just a ghost at most ”“ you’re all alone ”“ there’s no way that there’s weight in the words that you preach ”“ you’re shallow and empty and filled with regret ”“ i think that chest must be heavy from that cross on your neck ”“ don’t think i didn’t notice ” F I R E “ i watched you decay ”“ who’d you think you’d fool ? ”“ you can’t cheat death when you’re digging your own grave ”“ so go ahead  ,  you just drop dead ”“ you’re out of line ”“ your bridges are burning ”“ what you give is what you get ”“ you were a walking  ,  talking  ,  corpse at best ”“ it’s hard to find life in something that’s already died ” G H O S T S “ i’m the one with the ghosts in my bed ”“ they only come alive at night ”“ i’ll be fine in the daylight ”“ it’s my head not my heart that’s strayed ”“ i’m sorry i keep pushing you away ”“ i don’t wanna fight ”“ why can’t you stay ? ” L E T  T H E M  I N “ i wanna feel something ”“ i shouldn’t give in ”“ i let you win ”“ you struck a match and left me to burn ”“ i won’t let you in ”“ find a new place  ,  another space to invade ”“ all the walls are caving in ”

phantomemes: feel free to change things  ( such as pronouns )  as needed ! S M O K E  “ this is just a war in my head ”“ i give it time but ...

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Beautiful, Cats, and Family: lord-kitschener Obviously I want you to take care of your pets and make sure they get food and fresh water on a regular basis, but cats being huge drama queens and screaming hysterically at you and acting like they're tragic famine victims who haven't eaten in weeks and are about to drop dead from starvation right mcfuckin now because you're 10 minutes late feeding them is always going to be one of the funniest things to me artaeum the cat who lives at the vet clinic i volunteer at was mad yesterday because his dinner was half an hour late due to a busy day. he proceeded to go to all the (empty dw) garbage cans and tried to knock them over and started desperately scavenging for scraps of food because obviously no one loves him or cares about him and if he must eat garbage to survive then so be it instructionsfordancing not food related, but one time my cat cried at me for 20 minutes before i worked out that the reason why she was upset was because there was a coat hanger on her favourite cushion lord-kitschener This is absolutely beautiful and changed my life, thank you so much. Please protect her from hangers at all costs catsuggest wow. am STORVING and humaines here making joke laugh at cate honger ?! goldenmeme My cat is a social eater who is not food motivated at all, so I was baffled when I first got him because he didn't seem to care about food but he would SCREAM at me for hours when I knew his bowl was full. Any time l went to double check that he did indeed have food, he'd book it to the bowl and snarf like his life depended on it, but as soon as l walked away he'd follow me screaming again. Eventually I figured out that he just wanted a dining companion and was screaming about how we're a family and families eat together, god damnit! I moved his food bowl under my computer desk and it fixed the problem. But if I'm ever out for more than 12 hours I'll come home to find him in a passive-aggressive kitty huff because dinner has been ready for hours but he's been trying to be considerate (unlike some humans) and waiting for me to eat it. teashoesandhair Things my cat has cried at: I wouldn't let her jump on top of the burning hot stove .I moved my coat so that she couldn't scale the kitchen chair and jump on people's shoulders when they walked past I didn't scratch her cheek firmly enough She ate her entire meal allowance for the day in one sitting at 9am and was famished by 10am I didn't let her sit behind me on the toilet seat I wouldn't let her eat toothpaste I wouldn't let her eat the cork from a wine bottle I wouldn't let her eat the straw that my rabbit had pissed on . . . Cats are inherently ridiculous creatures and this is why they are perfect. wishyroses Cats are like two year olds but sharp Source: lord-kitschener 122,537 notes Mine would bang on the mirror every morning for his breakfast. It was just leaning against the wall and pretty flimsy so it was LOUD
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Animals, Beautiful, and Calvin Johnson: Celebrity James Cromwell stands up for the voiceless SeaWorld Kills SeaWorld Kills NTA PETA Wor Sea SeaWorld Kill 411 CKS Kill PAT EAMOR SUCKS SeaWorld Kills PeTA @standup911 Academy Award Nominee James Cromwell stood and bravely protested during a SeaWorld Orca Encounter show — despite an aggressive and violent reaction from a few of the “abusement” park’s fans. Cromwell and his fellow protestors spoke on behalf of the orcas who can’t speak for themselves and did so on a Facebook Live feed for the world to see. Cromwell took the megaphone and commanded the audience’s attention. “Orcas deserve a full life in the ocean, not a life sentence of swimming endless circles until they drop dead from disease,” he started. “My friends at PETA and I want SeaWorld to move these intelligent animals to seaside sanctuaries without delay.” While SeaWorld has agreed not to breed orcas in captivity, since the backlash caused by Blackfish, but it isn’t enough. Orcas and other beautiful animals are still suffering today. PETA’s protest asks, simply, for SeaWorld to build and establish sanctuaries so orcas can finally have peace after being forced to live in, what is for them, a tiny, cramped space with no cover from the sun. Whales don’t belong in tanks.Cromwell and the protestors were later handcuffed and taken into police custody. We applaud all of them for their courage and for standing up for animals. - r-p - @crisveganfit - standup911 bethechange govegan seaworld animalcruelty
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Af, Beautiful, and Community: Niecy (mom), Mike, Shirley (Cuzzin, BF, God mom). This is one of my fav pics of my Mommy. She was stunningly beautiful. She was fly AF. She was a Goddess whose skin was a brilliant beautiful black. Her weird colored eyes were like marbles in the sunlight they danced like precious jewels. She was drop dead fine and could freeze a room with a walk in. All that and she was an artist. Her floral arrangements we grand and beautiful. Her eye for design dead on. She was a creative. She was a pot smoking free love supporter. She was Respected in the community and every where we went. I'm lucky she decided and choose to have me while still a student at Frederick Douglass High School. I sat in her belly as she sat in class. I believe I learned to love learning becuz of that. She keep my head straight when the streets wanted to keep me. She prepared me to escape unhurt and no criminal record. She was a warrior queen. She was my example of true spirit and determination. She taught me to GRIND and never wait for another man to feed me. When any one celebrates me I know they are in fact celebrating the job she did as a leader teaching me to be one as well. I love u girl. I love u sooooooo much. We talked about this day and now I'm here and I hear U saying "you're a man Michael and it's your job to take care of your family, man. So do it". Yes mam baby. Yes mam. MamaNiecy we love u. Thank u for preparing Me, LaShunda & Lovie for this day.

Niecy (mom), Mike, Shirley (Cuzzin, BF, God mom). This is one of my fav pics of my Mommy. She was stunningly beautiful. She was fly AF. She ...

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Bad, God, and Lady Gaga: ooo Verizon T 2:31 PM Tweet HOT 97 @HOT97 What are one of the first things YOU want to see Trump do in his first days as President? 11/9/16, 12:46 PM 57 RETWEETS 73 LIKES Reply to HOT 97 Home Notifications Moments Messages Me oooo Verizon 2:31 PM Tweet YourDadwantsToFave @BertLoch. 1h @HOT97 die 27 126 Lady Gaga @heavymetalovers 1h @HOT97 die 35 fuck trump @solozjm 1h @HOT97 get executed 다 10 Lana Del Rey @HolyLanaDelRey 1h @HOT97 die 3 29 salomé @creativeniaz 1h @HOT97 choke and die FUCK TRUMP @nathaniels 1h @HOT97 choke and die 97 Reply to HOT 97 Home Notifications Moments Messages Me oooo Verizon 2:31 PM Tweet rej @ohshums 1h @HOT97 die 1 24 93 lu @maggiedanvrs 1h @HOT97 die 23 83 nelav @zociologist 1h @HOT97 die 13 27 80 elif@EZEKIELSHIVA 1h @HOT97 die 75 FUCK TRUMEP 1 24 kristina @romanholidaze 1h @HOT97 die 13 21 71 @laurengosolo 1h @HOT97 die 19 Reply to HOT 97 Home Notifications Moments Messages Me oooo Verizon 2:31 PM Tweet @foolfornarry 1h @HOT97 die 64 jen @softsaphael - 1h @HOT97 die 8 64 Alexander @fuckinfenty 1h @HOT97 die 60 jerky @avOnselfies 1h @HOT97 die 59 @ROBINOUT -1h @HOT97 die 58 @minascult 1h HOT97 die Reply to HOT 97 Home Notifications Moments Messages Me oooo Verizon 2:31 PM Tweet #NotMyPresident. @queerph.lkas. 57m @HOT97 die 、、 31 sid@ladkinks 57m @HOT97 die 29 brittany @normallysbutera 57m @HOT97 drop dead 34 @journalscamila 57m @HOT97 die KI 28 sabrina @inkhips 57m @HOT97 die 28 kyle @easerevival 56m @HOT97 die 31 Reply to HOT 97 Home Notifications Moments Messages Me notchicken: OH MY GOD oh i wouldnt want that cause i vice president is bad
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God, Lady Gaga, and Lana Del Rey: ooo Verizon T 2:31 PM Tweet HOT 97 @HOT97 What are one of the first things YOU want to see Trump do in his first days as President? 11/9/16, 12:46 PM 57 RETWEETS 73 LIKES Reply to HOT 97 Home Notifications Moments Messages Me oooo Verizon 2:31 PM Tweet YourDadwantsToFave @BertLoch. 1h @HOT97 die 27 126 Lady Gaga @heavymetalovers 1h @HOT97 die 35 fuck trump @solozjm 1h @HOT97 get executed 다 10 Lana Del Rey @HolyLanaDelRey 1h @HOT97 die 3 29 salomé @creativeniaz 1h @HOT97 choke and die FUCK TRUMP @nathaniels 1h @HOT97 choke and die 97 Reply to HOT 97 Home Notifications Moments Messages Me oooo Verizon 2:31 PM Tweet rej @ohshums 1h @HOT97 die 1 24 93 lu @maggiedanvrs 1h @HOT97 die 23 83 nelav @zociologist 1h @HOT97 die 13 27 80 elif@EZEKIELSHIVA 1h @HOT97 die 75 FUCK TRUMEP 1 24 kristina @romanholidaze 1h @HOT97 die 13 21 71 @laurengosolo 1h @HOT97 die 19 Reply to HOT 97 Home Notifications Moments Messages Me oooo Verizon 2:31 PM Tweet @foolfornarry 1h @HOT97 die 64 jen @softsaphael - 1h @HOT97 die 8 64 Alexander @fuckinfenty 1h @HOT97 die 60 jerky @avOnselfies 1h @HOT97 die 59 @ROBINOUT -1h @HOT97 die 58 @minascult 1h HOT97 die Reply to HOT 97 Home Notifications Moments Messages Me oooo Verizon 2:31 PM Tweet #NotMyPresident. @queerph.lkas. 57m @HOT97 die 、、 31 sid@ladkinks 57m @HOT97 die 29 brittany @normallysbutera 57m @HOT97 drop dead 34 @journalscamila 57m @HOT97 die KI 28 sabrina @inkhips 57m @HOT97 die 28 kyle @easerevival 56m @HOT97 die 31 Reply to HOT 97 Home Notifications Moments Messages Me randomfandomteacher: notchicken: OH MY GOD we still would be fucked with replacement president Pence
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