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        Bodies , Chipotle, and Girl Scouts: PS Products
 A 10
 PS Products Knuckle Blaster is a 950,000V Stun Gun
 with Batteries & Magnetic Leather Holster
 ea
 List Price: $69.99
 Price: $62.54
 Victory!
 By tdoog- May 5, 2013
 I purchased this after I was confronted by
 punks demanding that I hand over my money. I'm
 a relatively fit guy, but I was no match for them.
 That is when I realized that I need to protect
 myself. The day after I bought this product I went
 to the very same Wal-Mart parking lot when I was
 first mugged. I approached the group of
 hooligans standing outside the entrance,
 concealing my secret weapon.
 some
 I cooly asked "Remember me?"
 One of them looked up and said, "Have you com
 back to buy some Samoas or Thin Mints? My Gi
 Scout Troop needs to raise more money!"
 I replied with "you're not taking my money this
 time". "But sir, they're delicious!", she said.
 I whipped out my Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun hand
 and shouted "WRONG MOVE B****" The five giri
 scouts ran away screaming.
 As I pounded my chest in victory, I accidentally
 activated the stun gun and applied 950,000 Volts
 to my right nipple. I woke up 4 hours later to the
 sound of heavy footsteps. Those Girl Scouts had
 brought their fathers. But I was ready. I lunged at
 the largest one with a cry of "RAGGLE
 FRAGGLE!!!" and hit him in the stomach. He hit
 the ground harder than a fat kid on a jungle gym.
 As the others began to circle around me,I
 changed techniques. Holding both of my hands
 in tight fists, I rased my arms to my sides and
 initiated the helicopter spin. They all backed off,
 fearing my impressive RPM. After a while I
 started getting dizzy, and one of the fathers
 decided to try to tackle me. As he ran to me stood
 there, dizzy and queasy; time was going real
 slow. Then I remembered. I had eaten lunch at
 Chipotle and the burrito was fighting its way back
 up my stomach.
 I tuned toward my enemy and launched a stream
 of projectile vomit at him, knocking him to the
 ground. Then I started singing "Let the bodies hit
 the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies
 hit the.... FLOOO00RRR!!!"
 I grabbed my Knuckle Blasher Stun Gun and
 shoved it into my mouth, running headfirst at my
 foes, electrocuting them with my teeth.
 Eventually they were all unconscious, and I
 walked home victorious.
 2,144 of 2,383 people found this review helpful
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                    Bodies , Chipotle, and Girl Scouts: PS Products
 A 10
 PS Products Knuckle Blaster is a 950,000V Stun Gun
 with Batteries & Magnetic Leather Holster
 ea
 List Price: $69.99
 Price: $62.54
 Victory!
 By tdoog- May 5, 2013
 I purchased this after I was confronted by
 punks demanding that I hand over my money. I'm
 a relatively fit guy, but I was no match for them.
 That is when I realized that I need to protect
 myself. The day after I bought this product I went
 to the very same Wal-Mart parking lot when I was
 first mugged. I approached the group of
 hooligans standing outside the entrance,
 concealing my secret weapon.
 some
 I cooly asked "Remember me?"
 One of them looked up and said, "Have you com
 back to buy some Samoas or Thin Mints? My Gi
 Scout Troop needs to raise more money!"
 I replied with "you're not taking my money this
 time". "But sir, they're delicious!", she said.
 I whipped out my Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun hand
 and shouted "WRONG MOVE B****" The five giri
 scouts ran away screaming.
 As I pounded my chest in victory, I accidentally
 activated the stun gun and applied 950,000 Volts
 to my right nipple. I woke up 4 hours later to the
 sound of heavy footsteps. Those Girl Scouts had
 brought their fathers. But I was ready. I lunged at
 the largest one with a cry of "RAGGLE
 FRAGGLE!!!" and hit him in the stomach. He hit
 the ground harder than a fat kid on a jungle gym.
 As the others began to circle around me,I
 changed techniques. Holding both of my hands
 in tight fists, I rased my arms to my sides and
 initiated the helicopter spin. They all backed off,
 fearing my impressive RPM. After a while I
 started getting dizzy, and one of the fathers
 decided to try to tackle me. As he ran to me stood
 there, dizzy and queasy; time was going real
 slow. Then I remembered. I had eaten lunch at
 Chipotle and the burrito was fighting its way back
 up my stomach.
 I tuned toward my enemy and launched a stream
 of projectile vomit at him, knocking him to the
 ground. Then I started singing "Let the bodies hit
 the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies
 hit the.... FLOOO00RRR!!!"
 I grabbed my Knuckle Blasher Stun Gun and
 shoved it into my mouth, running headfirst at my
 foes, electrocuting them with my teeth.
 Eventually they were all unconscious, and I
 walked home victorious.
 2,144 of 2,383 people found this review helpful
worth the read
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Abc, Bernie Sanders, and Donald Trump: @KyleKulinski
 First it was Fox NewS & everybody
 scoffed, then it was Rasmussen & people
 said it doesn't count, now it's ABC/ WaPo
 2016 GENERAL ELECTION VOTE
 PREFERENCE
 AMONG REGISTERED VOTERS
 70%
 60
 Hillary Clinton
 50%
 50%
 501 46%
 46%
 40
 43%
 44%
 44%
 41%
 Donald Trump
 30
 20
 9/10/15
 12/13/15
 3/6/16
 NOW
 abc NEWS
 SOURCE
 ABC News/Washington Post poll

 Bernae
 samhwils
 How to defeat Trump in November?
 Make sure Bernie Sanders has the
 Democratic nomination, not #RiskyHillary
 General
 Election: Trump
 vs. Sanders
 Sanders
 (D) +10.8
 39.5
 Trump (R)
 RCP POLL AVERAGE
 General
 vs. Clinton
 43.4
 Trump (R) +0.2
 43.2
 Clinton (D)
 POLITICS
 REAL
 POLITICS
 S Election: Trump
 54
 52
 50
 48
 46
 50
 48
 46
 42
 42
 40
 38
 40
 -10
 -15
 -20
 15
 10
 March
 April
 May
 5/23/16, 1:49 AM
 121 RETWEETS 141 LIKES

 RCP POLL AVERAGE
 General
 Election: Trump(D) +10.8
 vs. Sanders
 50.3
 REAL
 CLEAR
 Sanders
 39.5
 Trump (R)
 54
 52
 50
 48
 46
 42
 40
 38
 15
 10
 5
 March
 April
 May

 REAL
 CLEAR
 POLITICS
 RCP POLL AVERAGE
 General
 Election: Trump
 vs. Clinton
 43.4
 Trump (R) +0.2
 43.2
 Clinton (D)
 50
 48
 46
 42
 40
 0
 -10
 15
 20
 March
 April
 May
 121
 <? 141
c-bassmeow:

There is now one democrat who can beat Trump, and it isn’t Hillary Clinton. Establishment democrats: you are shooting yourselves in the foot by insisting that she is electable. She can’t even beat a reality tv star who wants to have sex with his own daughter. There are now multiple independent polls proving her weakness and Donald’s slow climb up the polls. He is now turning to the center making himself more appealing to moderates. Vote Hillary if you want to have a president Trump. Vote for Bernie Sanders if you want a different outcome. Your cognitive dissonance can only take you so far, reality doesn’t care.

:) hey Democrats it’s me again.  vote for Bernie or else we are fucked. 
        

            
            

                
                
                    Abc, Bernie Sanders, and Donald Trump: @KyleKulinski
 First it was Fox NewS & everybody
 scoffed, then it was Rasmussen & people
 said it doesn't count, now it's ABC/ WaPo
 2016 GENERAL ELECTION VOTE
 PREFERENCE
 AMONG REGISTERED VOTERS
 70%
 60
 Hillary Clinton
 50%
 50%
 501 46%
 46%
 40
 43%
 44%
 44%
 41%
 Donald Trump
 30
 20
 9/10/15
 12/13/15
 3/6/16
 NOW
 abc NEWS
 SOURCE
 ABC News/Washington Post poll

 Bernae
 samhwils
 How to defeat Trump in November?
 Make sure Bernie Sanders has the
 Democratic nomination, not #RiskyHillary
 General
 Election: Trump
 vs. Sanders
 Sanders
 (D) +10.8
 39.5
 Trump (R)
 RCP POLL AVERAGE
 General
 vs. Clinton
 43.4
 Trump (R) +0.2
 43.2
 Clinton (D)
 POLITICS
 REAL
 POLITICS
 S Election: Trump
 54
 52
 50
 48
 46
 50
 48
 46
 42
 42
 40
 38
 40
 -10
 -15
 -20
 15
 10
 March
 April
 May
 5/23/16, 1:49 AM
 121 RETWEETS 141 LIKES

 RCP POLL AVERAGE
 General
 Election: Trump(D) +10.8
 vs. Sanders
 50.3
 REAL
 CLEAR
 Sanders
 39.5
 Trump (R)
 54
 52
 50
 48
 46
 42
 40
 38
 15
 10
 5
 March
 April
 May

 REAL
 CLEAR
 POLITICS
 RCP POLL AVERAGE
 General
 Election: Trump
 vs. Clinton
 43.4
 Trump (R) +0.2
 43.2
 Clinton (D)
 50
 48
 46
 42
 40
 0
 -10
 15
 20
 March
 April
 May
 121
 <? 141
c-bassmeow:

There is now one democrat who can beat Trump, and it isn’t Hillary Clinton. Establishment democrats: you are shooting yourselves in the foot by insisting that she is electable. She can’t even beat a reality tv star who wants to have sex with his own daughter. There are now multiple independent polls proving her weakness and Donald’s slow climb up the polls. He is now turning to the center making himself more appealing to moderates. Vote Hillary if you want to have a president Trump. Vote for Bernie Sanders if you want a different outcome. Your cognitive dissonance can only take you so far, reality doesn’t care.

:) hey Democrats it’s me again.  vote for Bernie or else we are fucked. 
                    
                
            

            
                
                
c-bassmeow:

There is now one democrat who can beat Trump, and it isn’t Hillary Clinton. Establishment democrats: you are shooting yourselve...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Beyonce, Tumblr, and Blog: delevingned-deactivated20151023:

Beyonce at the Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 5, 2014

        

            
            

                
                
                    Beyonce, Tumblr, and Blog: delevingned-deactivated20151023:

Beyonce at the Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 5, 2014

                    
                
            

            
                
                
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Beyonce at the Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 5, 2014


                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Books, Children, and College: GMB Akash
 Like This Page May 5 Edited
 I never told my children what my job was. I never
 wanted them to feel ashamed because of me
 When my youngest daughter asked me what I did, I
 used to tell her hesitantly that I was a labourer
 Before I went back home every day, I used to take
 bath in public toilets so they did not get any hint of
 the work I was doing. I wanted to send my
 daughters to school, to educate them. I wanted
 them to stand in front of people with dignity. I never
 wanted anyone to look down upon them like how
 everyone did to me. People always humiliated me. I
 invested every penny of my earnings for my
 daughters' education. I never bought a new shirt,
 instead used the money for buying books for them.
 Respect, which is all I wanted them to earn for me. I
 was a cleaner. The day before the last date of my
 daughter's college admission, I could not manage
 to get her admission fees. I could not work that day
 I was sitting beside the rubbish, trying hard to hide
 my tears. All my coworkers were looking at me but
 no one came to speak to me I had failed and felt
 heartbroken. I had no idea how to face my
 daughter who would ask me about the admission
 fees once I got back home. I am born poor. I
 believed nothing good can happen to a poor
 person. After work all the cleaners came to me, sat
 beside and asked if I considered them as brothers
 Before I could answer, they handed me their one
 day's income. When I tried to refuse everyone; they
 confronted by saying, We will starve today if
 needed but our daughter has to go to college.'I
 couldn't reply them. That day I did not take a
 shower, I went back to my house like a cleaner. My
 daughter is going to finish her University very soon.
 Three of them do not let me go to work anymore
 She has a part time job and three of them do
 tuition. But often she takes me to my working place
 Feed all my coworkers along with me. They laugh
 and ask her why she feeds them so often. My
 daughter told them, All of you starved for me that
 day so l can become what I am today, pray for me
 that I can feed you all, every day Now a days l
 don't feel like I am a poor man. Whoever has such
 children, how can he be poor! Idris
 GMB E3 AKASH
<p>Father&rsquo;s will to educate his daughters (xpost from get motivated) via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2s170mr">http://ift.tt/2s170mr</a></p>
        

            
            

                
                
                    Books, Children, and College: GMB Akash
 Like This Page May 5 Edited
 I never told my children what my job was. I never
 wanted them to feel ashamed because of me
 When my youngest daughter asked me what I did, I
 used to tell her hesitantly that I was a labourer
 Before I went back home every day, I used to take
 bath in public toilets so they did not get any hint of
 the work I was doing. I wanted to send my
 daughters to school, to educate them. I wanted
 them to stand in front of people with dignity. I never
 wanted anyone to look down upon them like how
 everyone did to me. People always humiliated me. I
 invested every penny of my earnings for my
 daughters' education. I never bought a new shirt,
 instead used the money for buying books for them.
 Respect, which is all I wanted them to earn for me. I
 was a cleaner. The day before the last date of my
 daughter's college admission, I could not manage
 to get her admission fees. I could not work that day
 I was sitting beside the rubbish, trying hard to hide
 my tears. All my coworkers were looking at me but
 no one came to speak to me I had failed and felt
 heartbroken. I had no idea how to face my
 daughter who would ask me about the admission
 fees once I got back home. I am born poor. I
 believed nothing good can happen to a poor
 person. After work all the cleaners came to me, sat
 beside and asked if I considered them as brothers
 Before I could answer, they handed me their one
 day's income. When I tried to refuse everyone; they
 confronted by saying, We will starve today if
 needed but our daughter has to go to college.'I
 couldn't reply them. That day I did not take a
 shower, I went back to my house like a cleaner. My
 daughter is going to finish her University very soon.
 Three of them do not let me go to work anymore
 She has a part time job and three of them do
 tuition. But often she takes me to my working place
 Feed all my coworkers along with me. They laugh
 and ask her why she feeds them so often. My
 daughter told them, All of you starved for me that
 day so l can become what I am today, pray for me
 that I can feed you all, every day Now a days l
 don't feel like I am a poor man. Whoever has such
 children, how can he be poor! Idris
 GMB E3 AKASH
<p>Father&rsquo;s will to educate his daughters (xpost from get motivated) via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2s170mr">http://ift.tt/2s170mr</a></p>
                    
                
            

            
                
                
Father’s will to educate his daughters (xpost from get motivated) via /r/wholesomememes http://ift.tt/2s170mr

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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