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    Android, Bad, and Chill: When you tell your boyfriend a joke
 and the girl under his bed starts
 laughing too
Never forget your girls favorite color. I can’t explain why dudes cheat but answer this, if you got money in your wallet and you find another dollar, are you not going to pick it up? Long story short my girl was out of town at her friends graduation. She left me a spear key to come feed her dog through out the week. I did the opposite, I treated him like Gary the snail. I had my side girl over bout to get busy. You know that deep gut feeling that tells you “ight chill out” but you ignore it? That be God mercy tryna save you. I’m catching some bomb neck, I’m talking about My meat going through a 5 star car wash when I hear a engine pull up out front. I look out the window and see my girl hop out a Uber. My side girl hid under the bed. I can tell She done this before. I slid under the sheets and fake sleep. My girl comes in talking about she changed her flight to come home sooner. Android users text take 3 business days. Babe starts asking me what’s her favorite color. I confidently blurted our magenta. Here comes her dog with a red thong in his mouth. Damn dogs can’t stick together? The FBI agent in her came out and starts interrogating me. Under her sheets I’m getting my dick rode by bed bugs during the interrogation process. Im tryna figure how to get this girl out this crib before I’m toast. My girl mid way through her sentence when you hear a sneeze under her bed. Within seconds my girl downloaded a heart beat sensor. I swear Android users got it good. This is now modern warfare. I watch my girl play search&destroy with my side chick. Side chicks heartless so she couldn’t detect her. Me being the real nigga I am had to flip the whole situation on her. “I don’t like how you assume me as a black man cheat, if you don’t trust me Idk about this” Tears in my eyes because it smelled like fish cakes and my eyes couldn’t take it. My girl felt bad and hit me with the double hand twist Gawk combo. My girl said she was coming back Sunday and came back Friday. She lied to me. I can’t date liars fam. I broke up with her. I’m single and my side girl still live under my ex bed. She text me from time to time for help. Shoulda had a escape rope.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Android, Bad, and Chill: When you tell your boyfriend a joke
 and the girl under his bed starts
 laughing too
Never forget your girls favorite color. I can’t explain why dudes cheat but answer this, if you got money in your wallet and you find another dollar, are you not going to pick it up? Long story short my girl was out of town at her friends graduation. She left me a spear key to come feed her dog through out the week. I did the opposite, I treated him like Gary the snail. I had my side girl over bout to get busy. You know that deep gut feeling that tells you “ight chill out” but you ignore it? That be God mercy tryna save you. I’m catching some bomb neck, I’m talking about My meat going through a 5 star car wash when I hear a engine pull up out front. I look out the window and see my girl hop out a Uber. My side girl hid under the bed. I can tell She done this before. I slid under the sheets and fake sleep. My girl comes in talking about she changed her flight to come home sooner. Android users text take 3 business days. Babe starts asking me what’s her favorite color. I confidently blurted our magenta. Here comes her dog with a red thong in his mouth. Damn dogs can’t stick together? The FBI agent in her came out and starts interrogating me. Under her sheets I’m getting my dick rode by bed bugs during the interrogation process. Im tryna figure how to get this girl out this crib before I’m toast. My girl mid way through her sentence when you hear a sneeze under her bed. Within seconds my girl downloaded a heart beat sensor. I swear Android users got it good. This is now modern warfare. I watch my girl play search&destroy with my side chick. Side chicks heartless so she couldn’t detect her. Me being the real nigga I am had to flip the whole situation on her. “I don’t like how you assume me as a black man cheat, if you don’t trust me Idk about this” Tears in my eyes because it smelled like fish cakes and my eyes couldn’t take it. My girl felt bad and hit me with the double hand twist Gawk combo. My girl said she was coming back Sunday and came back Friday. She lied to me. I can’t date liars fam. I broke up with her. I’m single and my side girl still live under my ex bed. She text me from time to time for help. Shoulda had a escape rope.
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            
            
        

    

    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            
            
        

    

    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            
            
        

    

    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            




    Candy, Fire, and Irs: Jordan Adams
 @JordanKAdams97
 My nephews Ethan's pre-k class made a
 cook book, and all the kids had to come up
 with all the recipesso much better
 than I could've imagined

 Ethan's Eggs
 Serving: 10
 Prep time: 1 hour
 Cook time: 2 seconds
 Cost: $3.00
 Ingredients:
 Pancakes
 Sugar
 Skittles
 Ca
 Where to buy: Texas Roadhouse
 Bpe
 Instructions:
 " first you put pancakes and then sugar and that's it.
 You can cook it, but you can go to my house andI
 will give you eggs because my mom makes eggs all
 the time. You can eat them with a spoon. Don't put
 anything on them because that's how you makes
 eggs, with nothing."
 irs

 Ariana's Macaroni
 serving: 3 people
 prep time: 5 minutes
 Cook time: 5 minutes a day
 h Cost: I think $2
 Ingredients:
 Melted cheese
 Macaroni
 Appies
 trawberries, I like them because they are healthy
 Toys
 Backpack
 doll
 Where to buy: Walmart and Target and..wai... ! am trying to
 think..oh yeah....the mall.
 oot
 Instructions:
 you
 First you put the macaroni in the stove and now you put it in
 the end. Put it to the oven and put cheese and more melted
 eese. The oven has to be hot like fire....like a candle....like
 or birthdays. Now you need to tell everyone that its time to
 leave. And I have to leave because I am going to a party with a
 Swimming pool. My sister says, " Why do you go to the
 swimming pool ?" and I say, "Because l like it." Now I go home
 and I am waiting for it not to be hot and then my sister says,"
 why do you do that? " its because you blow on the macaroni
 it wont be hot. You need to wait. Now its done!"

 Joe's Tacos
 ng: I don't even know
 Serv
 prea time: like 45 minutes
 Cook time: I think 55 minutes
 Cost. i don't even know
 aredients:
 Get the meat and lettuce at HEB
 Taco shells are there too
 Ihave cheese at my house so I don't have to go to the store and get
 more
 Lettuce
 Potato..wai..is it potato or tomato...no tomato
 Where to buy: I don't know where to get the other stuff
 Instructions:
 rst I
 change th
 onl
 on't actually know, I really don't remember anything. Can I
 s to cheesy roll ups? Because they are super easy. There is
 don't
 sur you need, white cheese, vellow cheese and tortilla. I
 o even want to make tacos anymore. I don't even know how. It is
 co hard to think about tacos. But i can make cheesy roll ups. They are
 su
 eeasy. They come from Taco Bell. I need yellow cheese and mke
 nt know where to buy the white cheese. I dont knomake them
 do
 them
 know how
 cheesy rollups are better because I kad wn
 ht jke hnymore. like them, but I love cheesy rollups more, J
 on't lijke beans t
 I made candy and it t
 y and it turned brown. I dont
 r me think...one time
 want taco
 ns because they make me throw up. My mom made me
 one time with beans and I threw up. Wait..../ know how
 atermelon it is easy....just buy the watermelon and eat it."
 eat a burrito one
 to make

 Sebastiän s Pancakes
 Serving: 3
 Prep time: 10 minutes
 Cook time: 3 times
 Cost: $70
 Se
 VW
 ngredients
 Salt and that's it
 In
 Fl
 Be
 Where to buy: Walmart
 Instructions:
 You get a thingy from the house and you put it inin
 the hot thingy. Turn on the hot thingy and it burns s0
 you have to be careful. You make like, someth
 put it in it and it cooks. Then you get a plate an
 finish it. Don't leave the plate on the table , you have
 to throw it away in the sink or flies will get on
 ing and p
<p><a href="http://radiant-mercy.tumblr.com/post/174063000555/tastefullyoffensive-via-jordankadams97-kids" class="tumblr_blog">radiant-mercy</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/174061849948/via-jordankadams97" class="tumblr_blog">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>(via <a href="https://twitter.com/JordanKAdams97/status/996838075128057858">JordanKAdams97</a>)</p></blockquote>

<p>Kids are so hilarious I love it</p></blockquote>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Candy, Fire, and Irs: Jordan Adams
 @JordanKAdams97
 My nephews Ethan's pre-k class made a
 cook book, and all the kids had to come up
 with all the recipesso much better
 than I could've imagined

 Ethan's Eggs
 Serving: 10
 Prep time: 1 hour
 Cook time: 2 seconds
 Cost: $3.00
 Ingredients:
 Pancakes
 Sugar
 Skittles
 Ca
 Where to buy: Texas Roadhouse
 Bpe
 Instructions:
 " first you put pancakes and then sugar and that's it.
 You can cook it, but you can go to my house andI
 will give you eggs because my mom makes eggs all
 the time. You can eat them with a spoon. Don't put
 anything on them because that's how you makes
 eggs, with nothing."
 irs

 Ariana's Macaroni
 serving: 3 people
 prep time: 5 minutes
 Cook time: 5 minutes a day
 h Cost: I think $2
 Ingredients:
 Melted cheese
 Macaroni
 Appies
 trawberries, I like them because they are healthy
 Toys
 Backpack
 doll
 Where to buy: Walmart and Target and..wai... ! am trying to
 think..oh yeah....the mall.
 oot
 Instructions:
 you
 First you put the macaroni in the stove and now you put it in
 the end. Put it to the oven and put cheese and more melted
 eese. The oven has to be hot like fire....like a candle....like
 or birthdays. Now you need to tell everyone that its time to
 leave. And I have to leave because I am going to a party with a
 Swimming pool. My sister says, " Why do you go to the
 swimming pool ?" and I say, "Because l like it." Now I go home
 and I am waiting for it not to be hot and then my sister says,"
 why do you do that? " its because you blow on the macaroni
 it wont be hot. You need to wait. Now its done!"

 Joe's Tacos
 ng: I don't even know
 Serv
 prea time: like 45 minutes
 Cook time: I think 55 minutes
 Cost. i don't even know
 aredients:
 Get the meat and lettuce at HEB
 Taco shells are there too
 Ihave cheese at my house so I don't have to go to the store and get
 more
 Lettuce
 Potato..wai..is it potato or tomato...no tomato
 Where to buy: I don't know where to get the other stuff
 Instructions:
 rst I
 change th
 onl
 on't actually know, I really don't remember anything. Can I
 s to cheesy roll ups? Because they are super easy. There is
 don't
 sur you need, white cheese, vellow cheese and tortilla. I
 o even want to make tacos anymore. I don't even know how. It is
 co hard to think about tacos. But i can make cheesy roll ups. They are
 su
 eeasy. They come from Taco Bell. I need yellow cheese and mke
 nt know where to buy the white cheese. I dont knomake them
 do
 them
 know how
 cheesy rollups are better because I kad wn
 ht jke hnymore. like them, but I love cheesy rollups more, J
 on't lijke beans t
 I made candy and it t
 y and it turned brown. I dont
 r me think...one time
 want taco
 ns because they make me throw up. My mom made me
 one time with beans and I threw up. Wait..../ know how
 atermelon it is easy....just buy the watermelon and eat it."
 eat a burrito one
 to make

 Sebastiän s Pancakes
 Serving: 3
 Prep time: 10 minutes
 Cook time: 3 times
 Cost: $70
 Se
 VW
 ngredients
 Salt and that's it
 In
 Fl
 Be
 Where to buy: Walmart
 Instructions:
 You get a thingy from the house and you put it inin
 the hot thingy. Turn on the hot thingy and it burns s0
 you have to be careful. You make like, someth
 put it in it and it cooks. Then you get a plate an
 finish it. Don't leave the plate on the table , you have
 to throw it away in the sink or flies will get on
 ing and p
<p><a href="http://radiant-mercy.tumblr.com/post/174063000555/tastefullyoffensive-via-jordankadams97-kids" class="tumblr_blog">radiant-mercy</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/174061849948/via-jordankadams97" class="tumblr_blog">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>(via <a href="https://twitter.com/JordanKAdams97/status/996838075128057858">JordanKAdams97</a>)</p></blockquote>

<p>Kids are so hilarious I love it</p></blockquote>
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            
            
        

    

    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            
            
        

    

    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    


    
	

        
	

    



                    

                

                

                    




    

        

            
  

        

        
    






                

            

            
            
                
                    

                
            
        

        

            
    
    
    

        

            

                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

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