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Another One, Bad, and Bad Boys: Crayola e With Preferred by Teachers ar E CRAYONS 24 homestuckpatternreference: iamthesylveon: f-e-f-e-t-a-c-a-k-e-s: gryphynshadow: silencingthedrums: zeaky: sliceofbri: DID YOU MOTHERFUCKERS REALLY THINK YOU WERE DONE WITH ME? I THINK NOT. THAT’S RIGHT IT’S THE SUGAR SCRUB CHICK BACK WITH ANOTHER FUCKING TUTORIAL. YOU BITCHES HAVE BEEN ASKING ME FOR AGES TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE FUCKING POSTS AND IT’S FUCKING LATE SO HERE YOU GO FUCKERS WE GON LEARN SOME SHIT SO SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET SO WE ALL WANT LIPS RED AS THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN RIGHT AND WHO DOESN’T FUCKING LIKE ARTS AND CRAFTS AND I DON’T EVEN NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND LIPSTICK FOR FUCKING COSPLAY SO BEHOLD THE HUMBLE CRAYON YOU LITTLE SHITS GET A CRAYON. AND NOT JUST ANY CRAYON A FUCKING CRAYOLA CRAYON DON’T EVEN TRY WITH THAT ROSEART SHIT BECAUSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RIP OUT YOUR UVULA. IF YOU WANNA GET REALLY ARTSY WHIP OUT ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS  AND BREAK UP SOME CRAYONS TO GET THE PERFECT SHADE OF BLUE GREEN FOR THAT BADASS COSPLAY YOU’VE GOT PICKED OUT BUT MARK MY WORDS NO MORE THAN ONE FUCKING CRAYON’S WORTH OF BITS BETTER GO INTO THIS FUCKING BOWL. SPEAKING OF WHICH, YOU NEED SOME OTHER FUCKING SHIT IN THERE SO GO GET SOME OIL. THE GOOD STUFF. I’M TALKING EVOO BITCHES THE VIRGINAL BLOOD OF THE MOST TENDER OLIVES IN ALL THE LAND. SQUEEZE SOME OF THAT HEAVENLY LUBRICANT INTO YOUR BOWL, ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON, THAT’LL DO PIG, THAT’LL DO. NOW GO FIND SOME SHEA BUTTER OR COCONUT OIL AND GLOP ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON OF THAT IN YOUR BOWL. NOW GO TO YOUR MAGICAL CABINET OF WONDERS AND FIND SOME NICE SMELLING SHIT. COULD BE VANILLA EXTRACT. COULD BE LAVENDER OIL. I DON’T KNOW BRO WHATEVER YOU THINK SMELLS LIKE THE SILKY UNDERBELLY OF A NEWBORN UNICORN(important note make sure you use a FOOD SAFE oil if it doesn’t say it’s food safe/food grade don’t use it!) GRASP THE BOTTLE FIRMLY, SCREAM LIKE A VICTORIOUS PTERODACTYL, AND DROP 1-4 DROPS OF THAT SWEET SMELLING LIQUID IN THERE. I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS RIGHT THERE BECAUSE IT IS THE HEATING VESSEL FOR YOUR GLORIOUS LIPSTICK THAT’S RIGHT LIKE A VIKING WARLORD YOU ARE GOING TO USE A DOUBLE BOILER. SO GET A SAUCEPAN AND HEAT SOME WATER, THEN PLOP THAT SWEET SMELLING BOWL OF OIL AND WAX ON TOP OF THAT STEAMY WATER LIKE THE COLLISION OF YOUR OTP IN A BAD FANFIC OH YEAH. STIR THAT SHIT UNTIL EVERYTHING IS MELTY AND SMOOTH YOU DON’T WANT TO RUIN YOUR SPOONS SO I USE A DISPOSABLE CHOPSTICK FUCK YEAH RECYCLING NOW ONCE THAT SHIT IS SOFT LIKE THE SUPPLE SKIN OF YOUR HEAVENLY BOOTY, YOU NEED SOMETHING TO POUR IT INTO WELL DAMN GOOD THING YOU PICKED UP SOME CONTACT CASES LAST TIME YOU WERE AT THE STORE OR MAYBE YOU HAVE SOME EMPTY CHAPSTICK TUBES OR JUST SOME SMALL TUPPERWARE I DON’T KNOW BUT GOSH YOU ARE SO RESOURCEFUL AND PRETTY YOU DESERVE NICE LIPSTICK LIKE THIS ALSO TAKE SOME TIME FOR YOU THIS WEEKEND AND NEVER FORGET HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU I’M GLAD WE HAD THAT MOMENT TOGETHER NOW BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE METAL THAN SAFETY, TAKE A THICK HAND TOWEL OR AN OVEN MITT OR SOMETHING AND GRIP THAT BOWL OF COLORFUL GOOP AND POUR GENTLY INTO THAT RECEPTACLE YOU PROCURED. YOU WILL PROBABLY SPILL SOME BUT THAT’S OKAY YOU’RE ONLY HUMAN. POP THAT SHIT IN THE FRIDGE BECAUSE YOU’RE AN IMPATIENT MOTHERFUCKER AND YOU WANT YOUR LIPSTICK NOW GODDAMMIT AND ONCE IT HARDENS SLATHER THAT CREAMY GOODNESS ON THICK, SLIDE ON SOME SUNGLASSES, AND HEAD INTO BATTLE TO DESTROY THE PATRIARCHY CLASS DISMISSED MOTHERFUCKERS DO NOT DO THIS. DO NOT DO THIS. DO NOT DO THIS. NO DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS, CRYON HAS A LOT OF FUCKING LEAD IN IT (four times more than lipstick) PLEASE JUST BUY ACTUAL LIPSTICK. There’s no lead in crayola crayons. Kids eat them. The ingredients in Crayola Crayons are: paraffin, wax, and pigment. They’re made with the understanding that some kids will eat the damn things, so the company that makes Crayons has been very very careful to use non-toxic materials, even going so far as to use a special edible glue on the paper labels. (cornstarch and water, fyi) You can eat Crayons, if you really wanted to, but frankly the flavor’s a little bland. They taste like wax. So, yeah. adding oils with a lower solidification temperature like Olive Oil or Grapeseed or Avocado, and mixing in some Shea or Coconut Butter would make a creamy crayon. Which you could use on your skin, if you wanted. Go wild, use that shit on more than just lips. Use it like theatrical makeup, paint your tits blue if you want. Or use it like paint on the walls, or paper, or canvas. It won’t dry the same way acrylic or watercolor paint will, and will remain ‘workable’ and pliable until the oil looses enough water to solidify, much like, oh, off the top of my head… oil paint. Modern oil paints are very similar to the recipe above, though usually done with Linseed oil or other inert non-organic oils. Organic oils, as they dry, can discolor, making your carefully chosen color look off. Why are some really old painting slightly yellow? Partly the varnish has yellowed, partly airborne pollutants have stained the surface, and partly the oil in the original paint has shifted color. BTW, don’t eat Linseed oil, you’ll get the runs something fierce and regret it a lot. And then you get to go to the doctor and explain why your runny poo is brightly colored. But the amount you’d ingest from lipstick made with crayons? Negligible. Now I really want to make a set of rainbow lipstick to match my rainbow collection of nail polish (which is way more toxic than crayon lipstick, too.) so what you’re saying is i could buy a fuckton of grey crayns and have grey body paint i think i know where that’s going i think we all know where that’s going
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Cheating, Friends, and Funny: Edward-Elric32's Make a random "Sparkle Doq" MeMe! the second installment of the Possibly Cool but Possibly Ugly Series! Follow directions, first put in the correct colors, WITHOUT looking at where they are going to go on the template Put the very first color that comes to your head here Ask someone (anyone) what 1color they think best describes your personality, put it here Put your best friend's 2 Put any nutural color here (greys, browns, etc. any shade) hair color here Put the main color of your shirt here Put a lighter nutural here Put the color that you think describes your personality here Put a darker nutural here 10 Put the color of whatever your Put what hair color you wish you had here computer is sitting on now The color of the closest object to your right hand other than your computer and mouse When you read the word "shocking!" what color do you think first. put it here 6 12 But while you're here, say or draw something funny in this box Filler box!!! HEY NO CHEATING! Use 2 as ear and eye color Use 5 for the hair, then add streaks or tips using 6 Put 8 on main body Use 3 for a marking (everything that's the darker are on the back, and a marking on the face (er Use 10 for inner ears and nose Use 11 for a marking on the tail and then use it for a marking wherever else you want. Use 9 on chest underbelly. muzzle and cheeks Use 4 as the secendary color (where all the light grey Use 1 to add a marking of your choise anywhere on the legs drawing by Edward-elric32 Use 7 in anyway you want Put 12 on the claws and tongue As for the paws, and underside of tail, leave them white, or pick any of your colors to color them with Add any finishing touches you want. You may remove all the directions if you want, or leave them Make sure to leave a link to the original so your friends can do it too! gloomypurrincess: reblog with yours!![source]

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Another One, Bad, and Bad Boys: Crayola e With Preferred by Teachers ar E CRAYONS 24 homestuckpatternreference: iamthesylveon: f-e-f-e-t-a-c-a-k-e-s: gryphynshadow: silencingthedrums: zeaky: sliceofbri: DID YOU MOTHERFUCKERS REALLY THINK YOU WERE DONE WITH ME? I THINK NOT. THAT’S RIGHT IT’S THE SUGAR SCRUB CHICK BACK WITH ANOTHER FUCKING TUTORIAL. YOU BITCHES HAVE BEEN ASKING ME FOR AGES TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE FUCKING POSTS AND IT’S FUCKING LATE SO HERE YOU GO FUCKERS WE GON LEARN SOME SHIT SO SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET SO WE ALL WANT LIPS RED AS THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN RIGHT AND WHO DOESN’T FUCKING LIKE ARTS AND CRAFTS AND I DON’T EVEN NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND LIPSTICK FOR FUCKING COSPLAY SO BEHOLD THE HUMBLE CRAYON YOU LITTLE SHITS GET A CRAYON. AND NOT JUST ANY CRAYON A FUCKING CRAYOLA CRAYON DON’T EVEN TRY WITH THAT ROSEART SHIT BECAUSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RIP OUT YOUR UVULA. IF YOU WANNA GET REALLY ARTSY WHIP OUT ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS  AND BREAK UP SOME CRAYONS TO GET THE PERFECT SHADE OF BLUE GREEN FOR THAT BADASS COSPLAY YOU’VE GOT PICKED OUT BUT MARK MY WORDS NO MORE THAN ONE FUCKING CRAYON’S WORTH OF BITS BETTER GO INTO THIS FUCKING BOWL. SPEAKING OF WHICH, YOU NEED SOME OTHER FUCKING SHIT IN THERE SO GO GET SOME OIL. THE GOOD STUFF. I’M TALKING EVOO BITCHES THE VIRGINAL BLOOD OF THE MOST TENDER OLIVES IN ALL THE LAND. SQUEEZE SOME OF THAT HEAVENLY LUBRICANT INTO YOUR BOWL, ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON, THAT’LL DO PIG, THAT’LL DO. NOW GO FIND SOME SHEA BUTTER OR COCONUT OIL AND GLOP ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON OF THAT IN YOUR BOWL. NOW GO TO YOUR MAGICAL CABINET OF WONDERS AND FIND SOME NICE SMELLING SHIT. COULD BE VANILLA EXTRACT. COULD BE LAVENDER OIL. I DON’T KNOW BRO WHATEVER YOU THINK SMELLS LIKE THE SILKY UNDERBELLY OF A NEWBORN UNICORN(important note make sure you use a FOOD SAFE oil if it doesn’t say it’s food safe/food grade don’t use it!) GRASP THE BOTTLE FIRMLY, SCREAM LIKE A VICTORIOUS PTERODACTYL, AND DROP 1-4 DROPS OF THAT SWEET SMELLING LIQUID IN THERE. I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS RIGHT THERE BECAUSE IT IS THE HEATING VESSEL FOR YOUR GLORIOUS LIPSTICK THAT’S RIGHT LIKE A VIKING WARLORD YOU ARE GOING TO USE A DOUBLE BOILER. SO GET A SAUCEPAN AND HEAT SOME WATER, THEN PLOP THAT SWEET SMELLING BOWL OF OIL AND WAX ON TOP OF THAT STEAMY WATER LIKE THE COLLISION OF YOUR OTP IN A BAD FANFIC OH YEAH. STIR THAT SHIT UNTIL EVERYTHING IS MELTY AND SMOOTH YOU DON’T WANT TO RUIN YOUR SPOONS SO I USE A DISPOSABLE CHOPSTICK FUCK YEAH RECYCLING NOW ONCE THAT SHIT IS SOFT LIKE THE SUPPLE SKIN OF YOUR HEAVENLY BOOTY, YOU NEED SOMETHING TO POUR IT INTO WELL DAMN GOOD THING YOU PICKED UP SOME CONTACT CASES LAST TIME YOU WERE AT THE STORE OR MAYBE YOU HAVE SOME EMPTY CHAPSTICK TUBES OR JUST SOME SMALL TUPPERWARE I DON’T KNOW BUT GOSH YOU ARE SO RESOURCEFUL AND PRETTY YOU DESERVE NICE LIPSTICK LIKE THIS ALSO TAKE SOME TIME FOR YOU THIS WEEKEND AND NEVER FORGET HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU I’M GLAD WE HAD THAT MOMENT TOGETHER NOW BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE METAL THAN SAFETY, TAKE A THICK HAND TOWEL OR AN OVEN MITT OR SOMETHING AND GRIP THAT BOWL OF COLORFUL GOOP AND POUR GENTLY INTO THAT RECEPTACLE YOU PROCURED. YOU WILL PROBABLY SPILL SOME BUT THAT’S OKAY YOU’RE ONLY HUMAN. POP THAT SHIT IN THE FRIDGE BECAUSE YOU’RE AN IMPATIENT MOTHERFUCKER AND YOU WANT YOUR LIPSTICK NOW GODDAMMIT AND ONCE IT HARDENS SLATHER THAT CREAMY GOODNESS ON THICK, SLIDE ON SOME SUNGLASSES, AND HEAD INTO BATTLE TO DESTROY THE PATRIARCHY CLASS DISMISSED MOTHERFUCKERS DO NOT DO THIS. DO NOT DO THIS. DO NOT DO THIS. NO DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS, CRYON HAS A LOT OF FUCKING LEAD IN IT (four times more than lipstick) PLEASE JUST BUY ACTUAL LIPSTICK. There’s no lead in crayola crayons. Kids eat them. The ingredients in Crayola Crayons are: paraffin, wax, and pigment. They’re made with the understanding that some kids will eat the damn things, so the company that makes Crayons has been very very careful to use non-toxic materials, even going so far as to use a special edible glue on the paper labels. (cornstarch and water, fyi) You can eat Crayons, if you really wanted to, but frankly the flavor’s a little bland. They taste like wax. So, yeah. adding oils with a lower solidification temperature like Olive Oil or Grapeseed or Avocado, and mixing in some Shea or Coconut Butter would make a creamy crayon. Which you could use on your skin, if you wanted. Go wild, use that shit on more than just lips. Use it like theatrical makeup, paint your tits blue if you want. Or use it like paint on the walls, or paper, or canvas. It won’t dry the same way acrylic or watercolor paint will, and will remain ‘workable’ and pliable until the oil looses enough water to solidify, much like, oh, off the top of my head… oil paint. Modern oil paints are very similar to the recipe above, though usually done with Linseed oil or other inert non-organic oils. Organic oils, as they dry, can discolor, making your carefully chosen color look off. Why are some really old painting slightly yellow? Partly the varnish has yellowed, partly airborne pollutants have stained the surface, and partly the oil in the original paint has shifted color. BTW, don’t eat Linseed oil, you’ll get the runs something fierce and regret it a lot. And then you get to go to the doctor and explain why your runny poo is brightly colored. But the amount you’d ingest from lipstick made with crayons? Negligible. Now I really want to make a set of rainbow lipstick to match my rainbow collection of nail polish (which is way more toxic than crayon lipstick, too.) so what you’re saying is i could buy a fuckton of grey crayns and have grey body paint i think i know where that’s going i think we all know where that’s going
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Benadryl, Bless Up, and Food: Two chunky bugs having all the hugs DrSmashlove I go to a girl crib and I see two gigantic Extra Value Meal Big Mac Super Size fries lookin-ass kitty cats like this Bruh and I know it's finna be a long, painful, sneezy, allergic ass night. Kitty cats like this Bruh they ain't the pets. The woman living there - she the pet. THE CATS own that crib. The human just pay the rent and hook up the cat food and the cat nip. Meanwhile these big ass felines just destroying everything in sight, sitting on everything in sight, and leaving copious amounts of dander wherever their heart desire Bruh. Note to the men. Don't take a Benadryl when u go to a girl crib and she got cats like this. Empty two capsules on her bathroom counter and snort them bitches like they pure white coca - u feel me? U Tony Montana right now and all u tryina do is survive long enuf to introduce her to yo litto fren. So with that said shout to u savage ladies with the big hairy ominous hangry lookin ass kitty cats. They gon make me struggle to breathe. But they ain't gon stop my determination to slay the Punani. Imma befriend them big ass animals. Imma pet them. Imma love them. "Listen u obese creatures, smash loves all of God's creatures. Sit on my lap. Cover my Canali trousers in cat dander, don't worry about it, the Asian dry cleaner lady know all my secrets 😍. Express great suspicion at first as u size me up as to whether I'm a cat person or just a pretender and within four minutes, purr and make googly eyes at me as I rub your soft underbelly while your mama gazes lovingly at me. And all the while, imma hold them tears in. Just like a sad movie imma keep swallowing hard and keep it G and not pretend like I'm suffocating in real time. And when I get to that bed imma give yo mama that absolute A1 sleepy cat dander Benadryl Dih. U feel me? Imma lay so much pipe that the Union Plumbers gon try to hire me. Ya get me! Bless up, kitty cats. Y'all my new friends now. Let's go long term. We family now. Get used to me 🤗." 😂😂😂
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Africa, Asian, and Chicago: BUT YOURE LIKE REALLY PRETTY.COM celebrates GIRLS O YEARS LATE CADYHERON, 20 COLLEGE: After graduating from North Shore High School Cady attended the University of Chicago. She graduated in 2009 with a degree in photo journalism. After graduating she joined the peace corps in order to travel back to Africa. While in Africa, Cady had a series of photographs published by National Geographic. The series followed Ladysmith Black Mambazo and the Underbelly Tribe. LOVE LIFE: Cady had a brief fling with Aaron Samuels in 2005 but quickly put an end to it. Cady was a Virgin until sophomore year of college. One drunken night she lost her V-card to an Australian she met in a dive bar in Chicago. She thinks his name was Brody. WHAT SHE'S UP TO TOD AY: Cady lives in Washington D.C. and works for National Geographic as a photo journalist. She joined Tinder last month and started messaging with Glen Coco. The two have gone on 2 dates in the last week and Cady is thinking about sleeping with him You go Glen Coco! BUT YOURE LIKE REALLY PRETTY.COM celebrates GIRLS O YEARS LATE REGINAGEORGE, 27 COLLEGE: University of Maryland on a full lacrosse scholarship. But on the first day of practice the goalie groped her tit and she called it quits. Regina couldn't have people thinking she was a lesbian. She didn't lose her scholarship though, as she threatened to sue the school for sexual assault and endangerment. Later that year, she joined the Delta Gamma sorority. The big sisters loved her so much they nominated her to be pledge master sophomore year. Regina was accepted to the LOVE LIFE: Omen every year since 2006. But says she is officially done with him ever since she flew out to L.A. in the fall of 2013 to track down John Stamos. Supposedly, she blew him in the bathroom at Bootsy Bellows. Regina has slept with Shane WHAT SHE'S UP TO TOD AY Regina graduated from the University of Maryland with a degree in Fashion Merchandising. She lives in Chicago and nas her own jewelry line called xoRegina. Tori Spelling was recently spotted wearing one of Regina':s signature choker necklaces. Her father bought her an apartment and a pair of tits as a graduation present in 2009 Last week, she had a call-back auditiorn for The Bachelor and is hoping she will be on the next season BUT YOURE LIKE REALLY PRETTY.COM celebrates GIRLS O YEARS LATE GRETCHENWEINERS, 27 COLLECE: Gretchen attended Brown University (her father's alma mater) Her parents bought her an apartment irn Providence the summer of 2005 to make her transition into college easier. By her sophomore year, Gretchen joined the Kappa Alpha Theta sorority and declared her major, political science. Gretchen technically failed out of Brown University 3 times but her family connections to the board allowed her to graduate in the summer of 2009 LOVE LIFE: Gretchen dumped her asian boyfriend right before leaving for Brown She wanted to have a slutty freshman year. Ms. Weiners says she had sex with about 21.5 guys and gave countless BJs. By sophomore year Gretchen had a gonohrrea scare and vowed to become a born again virgin. Irregardless, during Kappa Alpha Theta's annual spring costume party "Joggers and Rapists" Gretchen met (and boned) the man she is married to today, Stoole Stedborn WHAT SHE 'S UP TO TOD AY Gretchen convinced Stoole to move back to her hometown to become a partner at her father's corporation retchen and Stoole recently purchased The George's old house (they moved to Palm Beach). The couple plans on demolishing the entire mansion to build a private family compound as Gretchen describes it BUT YOURE LIKE REALLY PRETTY.COM celebrates GIRLS O YEARS LATE KARENSMITH, 1948-2013 COLLEGE: Karen was rejected from every college she applied to after receiving a 715 on her SATs. She attended Evansville Community College. She continued to do weather reports for the public access channel and became a sort of celebrity in town. Her fan base were mostly 35 year old men who still lived at home with their parents. KAREN SMITH 1988 2013 " Even though the gods are crazy. Even though the stars are blind. If you show me real love baby I'll show you mine" LOVE LIFE: Karen dumped her 1st cousin Seth Mosakowski and began dating his brother. WHAT SHE'S UP TO TOD AY: Sadly, Karen passed away in the summer of 2013. One night at a party after 8 RBVs (sugar-free red bull and vodkas) Karen was dared to stand on a roof for 2 minutes with a metal pole during aa severe thunderstorm. Karen was on the roof for 30 secs before being struck by a massive lightning bolt. Eyewitnesses say she was launched from the rooftop like a human missile. Everyone wore pink to the funeral. butyourelikereallypretty: But Mean Girls Like Really Came Out 10 Years Ago?!
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