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Ass, Fuck You, and Fucking: FLOOR ELVIS @Ingawaitedsleep This fuckin guy Put a PayPal dispute on his commission Days after requesting it "I thought it was only gonna take an hour" 10/14/16, 5:10 AM FLOOR ELVIS @lngawaitedsleep 3d v Then I go to check my pp balance and it's -$4 And my bank account is overdrawn With a bank overdraft fee of $35 And a $10 pp charge 6 9 FLOOR ELVIS @Ingawaitedsleep. 3d ﹀ This guy has so far COST ME $70 and he GOT ART OUT OF IT 5 9 FLOOR ELVIS @lngawaitedsleep 3d v And he was like "oh it takes the money out when I do that? I just figured you weren't gonna do it" Mother fucker 13310 art-res: aka0kami: guzma-reader-hell: happykittyshop: captain-spicypants: thelilnan: aroyalmoon: littlegreendorito: mauditcajun: tahthetrickster: Attention non-artists who commission artists: don’t fuckin do this??? Actually had someone do this to me too. Was doing a art stream, it took me over 2 hours to do his inked commission, he got a refund cause ‘it took too long’ that he figured I wasn’t going to do it after I gave him the file. Don’t do this. Do not. I’ve had this happen to me with a $350 comic :/ I had already finished it, it was full color, 6 panels and had a full bg in every panel. I was lucky in that I didn’t spend him money yet, but it left me without funds. I’ve also had the above happen to me as well. Don’t do this shit to artists. We’re people too. Drawing for you is more than a hobby. It’s a job. Use Paypal Invoices.  I cannot stress this enough. That shit helps A LOT when it comes down to Paypal refunds/disputes. There’s a description box that let’s you put in what the product is/how long it’ll take/yadda yadda, and then there’s another little memo box that only you and paypal can see where you can say it’s a digital commission and doesn’t require shipping (So Donald Mcfuck can’t say that they never got their commission). And there’s also a box for your Terms Conditions where you can say, if you have any conflicts/want a refund - email me, or you can actually tell the user that this is a digital commission and they won’t be getting a hard copy of it. ARTISTS. PLEASE USE PAYPAL INVOICES. it will SAVE you.And to: the people who do this to artists – Fuck you. It’s okay if you change your mind and want a refund. But freaking TALK to us and let us know what’s going on. Let us WORK with you. ALSO A HUGE TIP: Invoices paid will automatically set up a shipping notice which, if not fulfilled, can land you in SERIOUS hot water with PayPal. Since a lot of artists don’t print and ship the commissions, this is a huge problem. However! Totally manageable. Just go to your PayPal, scroll down to find Seller Preferences Shipping Preferences Display Ship Button. Make sure all the boxes are unchecked. Then you’re all set! As a big supporter of artists, don’t you ever fucking dare fuck over an artist like that. Like don’t. And if they take their time to do a good job, don’t shit all over them for it! Don’t be a fucking ass hole. Just don’t. These people put a  LOT of work and time and effort into their artwork. Just don’t be that guy. Often times these artists aren’t even getting what they deserve in compensation.  I am very grateful my customers have been good to me, but I’m spreading the word. Very important! As a new artist, I’m very grateful for this post. Never knew this. Thank you. Be careful homies!!
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Ass, Fuck You, and Fucking: FLOOR ELVIS @Ingawaitedsleep This fuckin guy Put a PayPal dispute on his commission Days after requesting it "I thought it was only gonna take an hour" 10/14/16, 5:10 AM FLOOR ELVIS @lngawaitedsleep 3d v Then I go to check my pp balance and it's -$4 And my bank account is overdrawn With a bank overdraft fee of $35 And a $10 pp charge 6 9 FLOOR ELVIS @Ingawaitedsleep. 3d ﹀ This guy has so far COST ME $70 and he GOT ART OUT OF IT 5 9 FLOOR ELVIS @lngawaitedsleep 3d v And he was like "oh it takes the money out when I do that? I just figured you weren't gonna do it" Mother fucker 13310 kvotheskuties: jytoyukumaza: art-res: aka0kami: guzma-reader-hell: happykittyshop: captain-spicypants: thelilnan: aroyalmoon: littlegreendorito: mauditcajun: tahthetrickster: Attention non-artists who commission artists: don’t fuckin do this??? Actually had someone do this to me too. Was doing a art stream, it took me over 2 hours to do his inked commission, he got a refund cause ‘it took too long’ that he figured I wasn’t going to do it after I gave him the file. Don’t do this. Do not. I’ve had this happen to me with a $350 comic :/ I had already finished it, it was full color, 6 panels and had a full bg in every panel. I was lucky in that I didn’t spend him money yet, but it left me without funds. I’ve also had the above happen to me as well. Don’t do this shit to artists. We’re people too. Drawing for you is more than a hobby. It’s a job. Use Paypal Invoices.  I cannot stress this enough. That shit helps A LOT when it comes down to Paypal refunds/disputes. There’s a description box that let’s you put in what the product is/how long it’ll take/yadda yadda, and then there’s another little memo box that only you and paypal can see where you can say it’s a digital commission and doesn’t require shipping (So Donald Mcfuck can’t say that they never got their commission). And there’s also a box for your Terms Conditions where you can say, if you have any conflicts/want a refund - email me, or you can actually tell the user that this is a digital commission and they won’t be getting a hard copy of it. ARTISTS. PLEASE USE PAYPAL INVOICES. it will SAVE you.And to: the people who do this to artists – Fuck you. It’s okay if you change your mind and want a refund. But freaking TALK to us and let us know what’s going on. Let us WORK with you. ALSO A HUGE TIP: Invoices paid will automatically set up a shipping notice which, if not fulfilled, can land you in SERIOUS hot water with PayPal. Since a lot of artists don’t print and ship the commissions, this is a huge problem. However! Totally manageable. Just go to your PayPal, scroll down to find Seller Preferences Shipping Preferences Display Ship Button. Make sure all the boxes are unchecked. Then you’re all set! As a big supporter of artists, don’t you ever fucking dare fuck over an artist like that. Like don’t. And if they take their time to do a good job, don’t shit all over them for it! Don’t be a fucking ass hole. Just don’t. These people put a  LOT of work and time and effort into their artwork. Just don’t be that guy. Often times these artists aren’t even getting what they deserve in compensation.  I am very grateful my customers have been good to me, but I’m spreading the word. Very important! As a new artist, I’m very grateful for this post. Never knew this. Thank you. Homies be careful! This is a great PSA THIS IS IMPORTANT! So, all you prospective artist commissioners out there, in a nutshell:
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Anna, Ass, and Beth Smith: FACE FUCKING ASS AND P OTHERSIDED Robin FACE FUCKING ASS AND P OTHERSIDED Robin FACE FUCKING ASS AND P OTHERSIDED Robin HHT FUCKING OTHERSIDE DUMPSTER <p><a href="http://numbnutus.tumblr.com/post/168326073904/commission-service-station-robin-hentai" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">numbnutus</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>Commission - Service Station: Robin</p> <p><br/></p> <p><b><i><a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hentai-foundry.com%2Fuser%2FNumbnutus%2Fprofile&amp;t=Y2FkODMzOGE1ODAxMmExNGFhZDBkNThkZDNkNzRkMDQ4NmMxYzMyZixISE5HMkt4OQ%3D%3D&amp;b=t%3AB9DCx9-2UZSrMnidg7jxpA&amp;p=http%3A%2F%2Fnumbnutus.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F159796668199%2Fcommish-nox-punished-hentai-foundry-patreon&amp;m=1" target="_blank">Hentai Foundry</a>  <a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.patreon.com%2Fuser%3Fu%3D4804696%26utm_campaign%3Dplaunchemail1%26utm_medium%3Demail&amp;t=Y2Q1ODIyMjBkMDFlNzgxMzJlZWMzYzMxYWIxNWYxNTUzNmEzN2JjMyxZeU1SaE9rZQ%3D%3D&amp;b=t%3AB9DCx9-2UZSrMnidg7jxpA&amp;p=http%3A%2F%2Fnumbnutus.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F158317470839%2Ftv-milfs-beth-smith-update-ive-just-launched&amp;m=1" target="_blank"> </a><a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fdiscord.gg%2Fdax9qRb&amp;t=ZDY3ZDZlN2E4N2U3ZDFmMGMwNDY0NTExNGQ5OWQwZmJmOTUyZGQ5Myx1cnF4MW5PTA%3D%3D&amp;b=t%3AB9DCx9-2UZSrMnidg7jxpA&amp;p=http%3A%2F%2Fnumbnutus.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F160194183099%2Fcommission-ace-x-anna-hentai-foundry-patreon&amp;m=1" target="_blank">Discord</a>   <a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fnumbnutus&amp;t=ODdhOWUzMzk3ZjlkNjQzYjZkMjdhOGU1OGQyNTk2NTBjMTBmMTQ0NSx1cnF4MW5PTA%3D%3D&amp;b=t%3AB9DCx9-2UZSrMnidg7jxpA&amp;p=http%3A%2F%2Fnumbnutus.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F160194183099%2Fcommission-ace-x-anna-hentai-foundry-patreon&amp;m=1" target="_blank">Twitter</a></i>  <a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fko-fi.com%2FA6524AWV&amp;t=ODEyMDAxYjIxYmFhNDRkZWMyZTVhMTljOTU0ZmRkMjM2MGRlMmQ0YSxBY0h4WThrZA%3D%3D&amp;b=t%3AB9DCx9-2UZSrMnidg7jxpA&amp;p=http%3A%2F%2Fnumbnutus.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F165581791844%2Fcommission-oc-kaima-hentai-foundry&amp;m=1" target="_blank"> <i>Buy me Ko-Fi</i></a></b> <br/></p> </blockquote>
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Ass, Broomstick, and Fucking: <p><a href="https://pesky-plumbers.tumblr.com/post/162032421700/grawly-pesky-plumbers" class="tumblr_blog">pesky-plumbers</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://grawly.tumblr.com/post/162032267123/pesky-plumbers-tremendouslysizzlingsandwich" class="tumblr_blog">grawly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://pesky-plumbers.tumblr.com/post/162032201280/tremendouslysizzlingsandwich-pesky-plumbers" class="tumblr_blog">pesky-plumbers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://tremendouslysizzlingsandwich.tumblr.com/post/162031946310/pesky-plumbers-unyieldingjustice" class="tumblr_blog">tremendouslysizzlingsandwich</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://pesky-plumbers.tumblr.com/post/162031769240/unyieldingjustice-pesky-plumbers" class="tumblr_blog">pesky-plumbers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://unyielding--justice.tumblr.com/post/162030594502/pesky-plumbers-graffyn-guy-pesky-plumbers" class="tumblr_blog">unyielding–justice</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://pesky-plumbers.tumblr.com/post/162023691740/graffyn-guy-pesky-plumbers" class="tumblr_blog">pesky-plumbers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://graffyn-guy.tumblr.com/post/162023006267/pesky-plumbers-treaclethetortoise" class="tumblr_blog">graffyn-guy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://pesky-plumbers.tumblr.com/post/162022483930/treaclethetortoise-pesky-plumbers" class="tumblr_blog">pesky-plumbers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://treaclethetortoise.tumblr.com/post/162018869289/pesky-plumbers-graffyn-guy-the-funniest-part" class="tumblr_blog">treaclethetortoise</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://pesky-plumbers.tumblr.com/post/161674881830/graffyn-guy-the-funniest-part-of-this-to-me-is" class="tumblr_blog">pesky-plumbers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://graffyn-guy.tumblr.com/post/161564369027/the-funniest-part-of-this-to-me-is-that-they" class="tumblr_blog">graffyn-guy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy? </p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="953" data-orig-width="1300"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c014ec327aad6f9ce8ab5b93ea16dd61/tumblr_inline_orcv963Ttq1uz02ag_540.png" data-orig-height="953" data-orig-width="1300"/></figure></blockquote> <p>There is no war in Ba Sing Se</p> <p>The Moon landing was faked</p> <p>Major words in Mario games have never used a G</p> </blockquote> <p>please stop bringing attention to my mistakes i already feel terrible</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="241" data-orig-width="377"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f6b30f973d0c98d5fc29b36c6e05591d/tumblr_inline_orthb451wl1uz02ag_540.png" data-orig-height="241" data-orig-width="377"/></figure></blockquote> <p>What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mFS5Vz1oJoQnZCd8J4r06_Q">@pesky-plumbers</a></p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="328" data-orig-width="444"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2ee795ddde4fa2e9490142b868683783/tumblr_inline_ortj1x9dj61uz02ag_540.png" data-orig-height="328" data-orig-width="444"/></figure></blockquote> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mFS5Vz1oJoQnZCd8J4r06_Q">@pesky-plumbers</a> what about the F from Mario Golf?</blockquote> <figure data-orig-width="450" data-orig-height="300" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d3dcd065f70f69a54813c08ea84e40b9/tumblr_inline_ortum88eAF1uz02ag_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="450" data-orig-height="300"/></figure></blockquote> <p>y in mario party</p> </blockquote> <p>this one is actually justified so kiss my fucking ass ok the Y is from Mario Teaches Typing</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="408" data-orig-width="648"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/14ebd76fc4ab160e1e203e48784af1c9/tumblr_inline_ortv60vdqj1uz02ag_540.png" data-orig-height="408" data-orig-width="648"/></figure><p>your ass tryina 1-up me like everyone else but you failed uwu</p> </blockquote> <p>there was a g in this one too tho</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="214" data-orig-width="426"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/77aafb87cb61f97e1e7cf10204e5e876/tumblr_inline_ortvkcZ4Jt1uz02ag_540.gif" data-orig-height="214" data-orig-width="426"/></figure></blockquote>
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Being Alone, Ass, and Creepy: 3 4G 11:07 76% ). Tweet @itscarmeleeta Reasons why I hate men, a thread 10/07/2017, 10:51 li View Tweet activity 1 Like carme@itscarmeleeta-14m Replying to @itscarmeleeta I thought, I'll just do a bit of the journey on foot to do some exercise. Not even 500 my away from my flat, these two men driving a van carme@itscarmeleeta 12m shout something at me. I can't hear because I have my earphones. I keep walking and ignore them. All I hear is the guys final "Fuck you". 1 Tweet your reply 3 4G 11:07 ④ 76% ). Tweet carme@itscarmeleeta 11m I see the van go to another direction and I'm glad because what the fuck? The entitlement? Except, 10 minutes later, I see the van again. carme@itscarmeleeta 10m It's slowing down, going at my pace They're snickering and shouting at me Ignore them, I tell myself. Just ignore them They'll go away. carme@itscarmeleeta 10m Then the van stops. I think that maybe it's when they were supposed to stop in the first place. One of the two men gets off the van and carme@itscarmeleeta -9m -- crosses the road. Towards me. And that's when I realise the no, they're stopping for me. And he stops in front of me. Blocking my way. Tweet your reply 3 4G 11:07 ④ 76% ). Tweet me. Blocking my way carme@itscarmeleeta 8m He asks me, "Where are you from?" And l say, "why?" "I just asked you a question. Are you from Greece?" I only want him to leave me alone carme@itscarmeleeta 7m Truly, people. I only wanted him to leave me alone. So I say, "Italy". And then he asks me, "Can I get a smile?" What the fuck. WHAT. THE 1 carme@itscarmeleeta-6m FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. He keeps pressuring me to SMILE until, exhausted, I do. And he goes away, still snickering carme@itscarmeleeta 5m Two grown men in van literally followed me because they wanted a fucking smile. Do they not realise how fucking creepy that is? Tweet your reply 3 4G 11:07 ④ 76% ). Tweet The entitlement? The fucking entitlement? How in the world can anyone think it's an okay thing to do? 1 carme @itscarmeleeta 4m THANK FUCKING GOD IT'S MORNING AND I WAS ON A BUSY ROAD 2 carme@itscarmeleeta 3m I was fucking terrified, you bastards. That's why I wasn't smiling. Because I saw a man stronger and bigger than me blocking my way 1 carme@itscarmeleeta-2m Literally shouting at me and then following me, and the first thing that comes to mine is not, "He wants a friendly chat", its DANGER. 2 carme@itscarmeleeta 1m I had to sit down a moment because I was so fucking petrified. Let women live. Tweet your reply Literally, let women live. They don't owe you a smile carme@itscarmeleeta 42s They don't owe you shit. We don't owe you shit. Let us live in fucking peace. Shove your entitlement up your fucking ass, you pieces of shit Tweet your reply anulloamato: “Why I hate straight men,” a thread by me. Congrats, you assholes. You just scared me to fucking death. You know what’s the worse bit? Feeling helpless because you know that you can’t risk angering them. That’s it. That’s the worst fucking part.
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Ass, Dogs, and Facebook: 4 hrs e Men are fucking dogs! Unlike Comment Share You and 5 others like this. You can say that again 3 hrs Like They can be 3 hrs Like 26 mins Like And women aint any fucking better. 15 mins Like A few years ago I met a guy. Really nice guy. Probably one of the nicest guys you could ever know. We became good friends and chatted often. Occasionally, he would call me just to ask how l was. You know, the kind of thing a "friend would do. Anyway, one day he asks me to come to his house and look at his computer. Says it's been slow and maybe had some viruses or whatever. So, I'm like, yea, no sweat! And, we go to his house where he introduces his wife. A girl I went to school with. She tries to seduce me and get me to sleep with her. I feel disgusted and refuse. Some time goes by and this girl messages me one day to tell me her husband left her. When I ask why, she tells me because she cheated on him and he found out. And now, she posts this status message on Facebook, "Men are fucking dogs!. I can do nothing but LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OFF!! Thank you for making my day!! 1 min Like Write a comment.. <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wtffeminists.tumblr.com/post/138801779747">wtffeminists</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Oh shit</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="225" data-orig-width="430" data-tumblr-attribution="nina-insomnia:ss4K2zIJKESP6gMhBg2h5A:ZWH7Cq1509d92"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/542b0df9a4da01c8751dec570732f8d4/tumblr_mzrqgrpaVO1sl29wjo1_500.gif" data-orig-height="225" data-orig-width="430"/></figure>
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Ass, Boobies, and Brains: So basically, you know, if the Doctor was gonna settle down, it would be with a girl like this. everythingsbetterwithbisexuals: brainsella: itsraininbritishmen: type40: roachpatrol: court-of-ocelot: laureljupiter: court-of-ocelot: culturalrebel: badwollf: aka “Elitism is my middle name” I like how Moffat would say that Reinette - a female character that he wrote into the show - is obviously a perfect match for the Doctor based on her level of ‘civilization’ and education. As opposed to oh say…Rose Tyler - a lower-class girl who never went to university - whom the Doctor actually fell in love with and did settle down with in another universe. This quote just has it all, doesn’t it? - The elitism - The dig at Rose Tyler and RTD, by extension - The elevation of ‘his’ character at the expense of existing ones. - The implication that Madame de Pompadour - one of the most powerful women in the country - would of course drop everything she had worked for to go and ‘settle down’ with a man who is basically a homeless spacehobo. People who call Moffat a talentless hack are mistaken.  It takes some skill to cram that much fail into just three sentences. Hah, excellent Moffat-criticism here. He is so petty, and so unequipped to write insightful sci-fi. Like, okay, let’s pretend for a second that by “educated and civilised” he means “has a lot of knowledge and social insight” (which is a valid thing to look for in a romantic partner) rather than, you know, “rich, fancy and subservient” (which is what Moffat expects people to look for in a romantic partner). … I really don’t think that an 18th century aristocrat has more understanding of science and society than a 21st person without A levels but with a working television. And in any case, if the Doctor was really looking for people who are Intellectual Equals, he’d surely look in the future, when people understand time travel, and have wikipedia installed in their brains, or whatever. Or AIs! I can’t imagine anyone more educated and ‘civilised’ than AI people! Just, one thing I really loved about RTD’s Who arcs - which Moffat clearly didn’t understand at all - was that EVERYTHING the companions knew was useful - Harry Potter trivia! Game-show quickness! Fast typing! - and that the, like, real-world hierarchy of skills and marketability was always shown as less important than courage and compassion. WITHOUT A LEVELS BUT WITH A WORKING TELEVISION YES THIS. I’m imagining the real Madame de Pompadour and how very unimpressed she would be by Steven Moffat declaring his ~admiration for her, but wow did this man just admit that he think the position of Companion is actually the Doctor’s maîtresse-en-titre?  Jesus wept. That is exactly what this man thinks, and what he writes also. He thinks women are wired to ‘cling’ and men are wired to want to escape them, and the only way a relationship can be agreeable to both parties is if the woman accepts that they can only spend time together when the dude initiates it. … Suddenly I am kinda surprised that Sherlock and Irene didn’t set up a long-distance relationship where she spends her days in an orientalist parody of a villa, waiting for Sherlock and passing the time taking luxurious bubble-baths and emotionlessly spanking female nobility. Oh my god this is some sick shit— and really, really, really highlights how much Moffat doesn’t understand the fundamental heart of the show he’s fucking running. If the Doctor was so hot for intelligent, well educated, civilized women why the fuck did he ever leave his home planet? Why has he only ever had one Gallifreyan companion after he left his granddaughter to go her own way? Romana was foisted on him by the time lord ellimist, he didn’t go picking her out of a catalogue.  The Doctor runs around with soldiers and schoolkids and teachers and sailors and students and journalists and shop girls and alien refugees and orphans and robot dogs and barbarians and private detective penguins and renegade archaeologists. If he wanted a slice of properly civilized girlfriend he had the whole universe to go pick one out from, and he never did till Moffat wrote him launching himself smooch-first at the lady in the fancy dress and historically inaccurate boobies. Goddamn I am so mad.  Oh my god. OH my GOD. If you even like moffat, just read this. WHAT A FUCKING ASS I AM SO MAD People who call Moffat a talentless hack are mistaken.  It takes some skill to cram that much fail into just three sentences. when is moffat gonna stop trying to suck his own dick I couldn’t help but look at those gifs and think, “This asshole just won an Emmy. For WRITING.”
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