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Say bruh have u ever craved flaming hot Cheetos covered in nacho cheese and jalapeños with a sundae next to it that has mangoes, ice cream, sprinkles, a banana and a whole bunch of other sweet delicious things that don’t necessarily go together? “Smash is u pregnant? U suppose to be a man? Where these cravings come from?” I am a man and I am not pregnant cot damn it is called leg day at the gym and my quads jello RN and this place is real asf it is called La Michoacana 🍦😍. You do not have to be carrying a baby to enjoy this heavenly place, but if you are, it probably make it that much better 🤰🏻. You can find these joints everywhere. There are a bunch in Chicago and they are splendid. “wow smash you really gon stunt on us like that, I live in Bombacrab Missouri, we don’t have anything that spicy here.” BISH YES U DO, LOOK 👏 FOR 👏 THE 👏 MEXICANS 👏😂. I been telling y’all they got treasures for days u just gotta be exploratory. Perhaps a Mangonada? Lil mango wif chamoy sauce, mangos, lime juice, chili powder? “HOT SPICES ON FRUIT SMASH U EITHER WILDING OR U REALLY MEXICAN.” well I am not Mexican so that mean I am wilding, yes, AND? 😂 just put in ya mouth. personally I eat a$$ so I’ll try anything once ... my palette very experimental 🥳. The worst that can happen is that you love it and then you start making mangonada for yourself and then put on your tinder profile that you make a mean mangonada and you get swiped by a young investment banker named Julio who grew up around Mexico city and then got a degree in engineering and moved to America to kill it in banking and now you getting married and taking trips first class on his frequent flyer miles and your friend Megan is like “damn my boyfriend Jim is still sleeping on my couch, playing fork knife on my TV and stealing money out of my purse how did you get to be balling like this?” And you can say I took smash’s advice and started making spicy mango drinks and now I’m pregnant with my third mixed baby and we going to Paris next month. Boom! Bless up 😍😂: The moment you tell her to 'go get it! Say bruh have u ever craved flaming hot Cheetos covered in nacho cheese and jalapeños with a sundae next to it that has mangoes, ice cream, sprinkles, a banana and a whole bunch of other sweet delicious things that don’t necessarily go together? “Smash is u pregnant? U suppose to be a man? Where these cravings come from?” I am a man and I am not pregnant cot damn it is called leg day at the gym and my quads jello RN and this place is real asf it is called La Michoacana 🍦😍. You do not have to be carrying a baby to enjoy this heavenly place, but if you are, it probably make it that much better 🤰🏻. You can find these joints everywhere. There are a bunch in Chicago and they are splendid. “wow smash you really gon stunt on us like that, I live in Bombacrab Missouri, we don’t have anything that spicy here.” BISH YES U DO, LOOK 👏 FOR 👏 THE 👏 MEXICANS 👏😂. I been telling y’all they got treasures for days u just gotta be exploratory. Perhaps a Mangonada? Lil mango wif chamoy sauce, mangos, lime juice, chili powder? “HOT SPICES ON FRUIT SMASH U EITHER WILDING OR U REALLY MEXICAN.” well I am not Mexican so that mean I am wilding, yes, AND? 😂 just put in ya mouth. personally I eat a$$ so I’ll try anything once ... my palette very experimental 🥳. The worst that can happen is that you love it and then you start making mangonada for yourself and then put on your tinder profile that you make a mean mangonada and you get swiped by a young investment banker named Julio who grew up around Mexico city and then got a degree in engineering and moved to America to kill it in banking and now you getting married and taking trips first class on his frequent flyer miles and your friend Megan is like “damn my boyfriend Jim is still sleeping on my couch, playing fork knife on my TV and stealing money out of my purse how did you get to be balling like this?” And you can say I took smash’s advice and started making spicy mango drinks and now I’m pregnant with my third mixed baby and we going to Paris next month. Boom! Bless up 😍😂
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<p><a href="http://platinumnib.tumblr.com/post/173509234877/well-fuck-me-ive-found-it-ive-found-the" class="tumblr_blog">platinumnib</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Well, fuck me.</p> <p><b>I’ve found it. </b></p> <h2><b>I’ve found the purest post on this hellsite.</b></h2> </blockquote>: Today, my next door pregnant neighbor knocked on my door. round /pm today, I heard some knocking on my door. I opened it and it was my next door pregnant neighbor (she was, l think, in her /th or šth month). She was holding a small plate in her hand. In a very shy voice, she asked me if can give her some of what ever I was cooking because she liked the smell. I think pregnant women sometimes have strong cravings and they can not resist it Anyway, She was shy and apologized a lot tor her request since we don't know each other. I laughed and told her it iS ok :). I was cooking a traditional meal from my country and the recipe has olive oil, garlic, jalapeños poppers and some spices. I think the smell was nice.I gave her some of my dinner then she left. I watched her walking home like a cute little penguin who's happy with her successful little huntingfelt really happy too for some reason. I ate my dinner with a big smile on mv Tace) <p><a href="http://platinumnib.tumblr.com/post/173509234877/well-fuck-me-ive-found-it-ive-found-the" class="tumblr_blog">platinumnib</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Well, fuck me.</p> <p><b>I’ve found it. </b></p> <h2><b>I’ve found the purest post on this hellsite.</b></h2> </blockquote>
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💭Tag Your Mates Who'd HULK SMASH This💭 • ❕The Old McDonald Burger (Burger Grip). 📍@milkbar_cafeish, Redfern. 📕 Triple 150g House Blend Juicy Beef Patties, Pork Crackle Southern Fried Crispy Chicken Thigh Fillet, BBQ Bulgogi Pork, Triple Melted American Cheddar Cheese Slices, Crispy AF Artisan Bacon Rashes, Kimchi, Liquid Cheese Sauce, Crispy Fried Onions, Aioli, Miso Sauce, Jalapeño Lime Aioli & House BBQ Sauce On A Lightly Toasted Brioche Bun. 🕹Turn On Post Notifications In Top Right Corner For Updates. 👥@hulksmashfood "First Stop In Sydney With My @the_chew_crew Bro @issac_eatsalot Was @milkbar_cafeish In Redfern, This Burger Was A Delicious, Slippery Little Sucker And Quite The Mouthful, But It Still Couldn't Escape The Hulk's Burger Grip" ️⃣ EatFamousBurgerBattle4 • cheatmeal yummiology dailyfoodfeed eeeeeats wowfood feastagram paigingun spoonfeed foodilysm foodyfetish bestfoodworld foodporn foodporndaily1 eatthis feedfeed yougottaeatthis foooodieee thatfoodfeed chasingdelicious huffposttaste biggestburgers101 buzzfeedfood foodgasm burger thatfoodfeed forkyeah lovefood foodbeast food: 💭Tag Your Mates Who'd HULK SMASH This💭 • ❕The Old McDonald Burger (Burger Grip). 📍@milkbar_cafeish, Redfern. 📕 Triple 150g House Blend Juicy Beef Patties, Pork Crackle Southern Fried Crispy Chicken Thigh Fillet, BBQ Bulgogi Pork, Triple Melted American Cheddar Cheese Slices, Crispy AF Artisan Bacon Rashes, Kimchi, Liquid Cheese Sauce, Crispy Fried Onions, Aioli, Miso Sauce, Jalapeño Lime Aioli & House BBQ Sauce On A Lightly Toasted Brioche Bun. 🕹Turn On Post Notifications In Top Right Corner For Updates. 👥@hulksmashfood "First Stop In Sydney With My @the_chew_crew Bro @issac_eatsalot Was @milkbar_cafeish In Redfern, This Burger Was A Delicious, Slippery Little Sucker And Quite The Mouthful, But It Still Couldn't Escape The Hulk's Burger Grip" ️⃣ EatFamousBurgerBattle4 • cheatmeal yummiology dailyfoodfeed eeeeeats wowfood feastagram paigingun spoonfeed foodilysm foodyfetish bestfoodworld foodporn foodporndaily1 eatthis feedfeed yougottaeatthis foooodieee thatfoodfeed chasingdelicious huffposttaste biggestburgers101 buzzfeedfood foodgasm burger thatfoodfeed forkyeah lovefood foodbeast food

💭Tag Your Mates Who'd HULK SMASH This💭 • ❕The Old McDonald Burger (Burger Grip). 📍@milkbar_cafeish, Redfern. 📕 Triple 150g House Blend Ju...

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