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Ass, Lit, and Run: oday 855 PM Pick a door Door A Door B Door C Let's go A You walk into an old lighthouse Pick one A. Scen the floor B Open the door to your loft d. Open the door to your right You enter a smail room lit by a lantorn. There's a note on the desk A. Rmad the note B Look in the closet C. Leave the room You slowly pick up the note, which says He's coming A. Run out of the room screaming your ass off B. Leave the room quietly and scan the floor C. Look in the closet You quletly scan the floor to see what looks to be a trap door You slowly open it discovering A Climb dows into the basement B Keep scanning the floor C Leave the lighthouse oday 10 00 PM Faint footsteps can be heard in the distance, you quietly and cautiously climb into the dark. damp basement Closing the door behind you, footsteps and mumbling is heard from the man upstairs A Search the wails B. Search the floor C Stay where you are Foilowing your fingers along the wall, you leel your way around a new doorway A Seatch the floor B. Stay where you are C Open the door and feel yout way insidfe The noises from the man begin to grow faint as you stumble through what seems to be an undorgound tunnel. The floor turns from cement to dirt A Keep waiking B. Turm back Everything is dark until you see e faint light in the distance. As it grows closec it becomes clear hat this is an exst However there soems to be another door to yout right A. Keep walking toward the exit B. Open the door The exit oppenrs to be the entrance of a cave teading out to a beach You walk out and find a bottle A. Scan the beach B. Walk away C. Open the battle You open a bottle to tind a note The text is too small to read and this is when you realize that you left your glasses on the desk A. Start walking back B. Scan the beach C. Forget atout the note You see someone in the distance walking on the beachh A. Walk toward this person 8. Walk C. Walk back to the lighthouse away from this person He starts running toward you A. Keep running B. Turn around and slap him Wef wos that for, I brought you your glasses A Stap again B. Put glasses on and read the note You hold the note up and rend "А" Snapchat B. # C. Both Hahahahah. Let's see Let's start with A And go from there Im going to stop talking in the third This Guy Put In So Much Effort To Get A Tinder Girls Number And It Got Wild Fast
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Dank, Friends, and Life: I am Stefan Karl (Robbie Rotten from LazyTown) and I am in the fight of my life against cancer! AMA! ACTOR / ENTERTAINER dodane 8 miesięcy temu przez ClarkStreetGang UPDATE: 24 June, 2017 Friends and fans: This is Mark Valenti. As many of you know by now, Stefan's recent diagnosis is devastating. His cancer has progressed to Stage 4, which presents him with limited options for treatment. At the moment he is recovering from surgery and a serious infection which, you can imagine, was the last thing he needed when he's trying to recuperate. But his spirit is strong and he (of course!) has many plans for the creation of some projects that will amaze and delight you As this situation unfolds, please know that Stefan reads and enjoys your memes, artwork and good wishes. He knows how you feel about him and he feels the same toward you. When he's feeling better and he finds the right venue, he will reach out personally Meanwhile, please consider visiting the GoFundMe page (https://www.gofundme.com/2tm9tqkin) in case you haven't yet had a chance. My apologies for continuing to ask, but it's important. Hard to believe, but fame does not always equal wealth I'm grateful for your steadfast kindness and for the affection you've shown to Stefan. This has been an incredible outpouring. Thank you all Stefan Karl Stefansson 13 hrs Astin og humhyggjan er ómæld og svo hjálpleg i gegnum petta allt saman Mikio er ég hrærõur og pakklátur The erners uthe memes maN die ve on Memes live on. r/dankmemes 1984 points and 286 comments so far on reddit REDDIT COM Like Shae 2.7k <p>I think Stefan is enjoying what we are doing here. (by sanereel ) via /r/dank_meme <a href="http://ift.tt/2s5SiLD">http://ift.tt/2s5SiLD</a></p>

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Bad, Future, and Life: ASKBOX MEME XIV WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE EDITION, PT. V <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://minseokwrites.tumblr.com/post/134615752739">minseokwrites</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p></p> <ul><li><small>“You don’t get to tell me who’s overreacting. You’re under-reacting!“ </small></li> <li><small>“All murder is illegal. Also, attempted murder.“ </small></li> <li><small>“Well, that’s just mean. And kind of weird.&ldquo; </small></li> <li><small>&quot;We cannot tell you. We’re not allowed.&quot; </small></li> <li><small>&quot;Murder wasn’t my intent.&quot; </small></li> <li><small>&quot;I meant nothing by it.&quot; </small></li> <li><small>&quot;We have forgotten so many things.&quot; </small></li> <li><small>&quot;I guess I was wrong earlier—I don’t know. Weird, right?&quot; </small></li> <li><small>&quot;I have conflicted feelings here.&quot; </small></li> <li><small>&quot;It is not a feeling I wish to experience again.&quot; </small></li> <li><small>&quot;So, let’s not waste any more time.&quot; </small></li> <li><small>&quot;I don’t remember what I was just saying.&quot; </small></li> <li><small>&quot;That is—ugh. I’ll have to think about what that is.&quot; </small></li> <li><small>&quot;You need to run.&quot; </small></li> <li><small>&quot;This day started bad, and it does not appear to be getting better any time soon.&quot; </small></li> <li><small>&quot;You can guess what happened, I think.&quot; </small></li> <li><small>&quot;I know that there is more coming, as always. This is what I know.&quot; </small></li> <li><small>&quot;Don’t look. You will not at all like what you see.&quot; </small></li> <li><small>&quot;It’s all a shame, whatever it is. Such a damn shame everything is.&quot; </small></li> <li><small>&quot;You are weak. You are nothing.&quot; </small></li> <li><small>&quot;I know I am safe. Sadly though, I am not okay.&quot; </small></li> <li><small>&quot;I don’t know. But I’m trying to find out, okay?&quot; </small></li> <li><small>&quot;I know what is what.&quot; </small></li> <li><small>&quot;You know, it would upset me if it weren’t just who you are.&quot; </small></li> <li><small>&quot;I could do so many things to you without you feeling it. Remember that if you remember nothing else.&quot; </small></li> <li><small>&quot;You seem kind of— I mean, lately. Lately you’ve been—&quot; </small></li> <li><small>&quot;It’s awful when you can see the reason for someone’s feeling toward you while knowing wholly that they’re wrong.&quot; </small></li> <li><small>&quot;I do my best with what I have. I don’t have much.&quot; </small></li> <li><small>&quot;I’ve been working on something I’d like to show you.&quot; </small></li> <li><small>&quot;Denying that you are guilty is a major sign of guilt.&quot; </small></li> <li><small>&quot;Ask me what?&quot; </small></li> <li><small>&quot;I mean, I know. I know everything.&quot; </small></li> <li><small>&quot;I wish I did not know.&quot; </small></li> <li><small>&quot;You know, I don’t want to talk about it just yet.&quot; </small></li> <li><small>&quot;It’s a shame anything had to change. I sure do dislike change.&quot; </small></li> <li><small>&quot;Not saying that it is a long time—uh, who knows what a long time is even? Not me! But it just seems that way, that’s all.&quot; </small></li> <li><small>&quot;Here I am, as I thought I might never be.&quot; </small></li> <li><small>&quot;These days, the world seems to never be ending for some and not others.&quot; </small></li> <li><small>&quot;The world is a worse place now than it ever was before, but far better than it ever will be again.&quot; </small></li> <li><small>&quot;The past is always better than the present. And the future is the worst of all.&quot; </small></li> <li><small>&quot;I extend my deepest sympathies. Not that my sympathies will do you any good.&quot; </small></li> <li><small>&quot;Have you ever remembered a life you did not lead?&quot; </small></li> <li><small>&quot;It was a better day earlier. Back when I hadn’t heard that story.&quot; </small></li> <li> <small>&quot;This present, this now, is no good. No good at all!”</small><br/></li> </ul></blockquote>

minseokwrites: “You don’t get to tell me who’s overreacting. You’re under-reacting!“  “All murder is illegal. Also, attempted murder.“  “W...

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Bad, Pressure, and True: 15 styles of Distorted Thinking Filtering: You take the negative details and magnify them while filtering out all positive as- pects of a situation Polarized Thinking: Things are black or white, good or bad. You have to be perfect or you're a failure. There is no middle ground Overgeneralization: You come to a general conclusion based on a single incident or piece of evidence. If something bad happens once you expect it to happen over and over again Mind Reading: Without their saying so, you know what people are feeling and why they act the way they do. In particular, you are able to divine how people are feeling toward you Castastrophizing: You expect disaster. you notice or hear about a problem and start "what if's". What if tragedy strikes? What if it happens to you?" Personalization: Thinking that everything people do or say is some kind of reaction to you You also compare yourself to others, trying to determine who's smarter, better looking, etc Control Fallacies: If you feel externally controlled, you see yourself as helpless, a victim of fate. The fallacy of internal control has you responsible for the pain and happiness of every one around you Fallacy of Fairness: You feel resentful because you think you know what's fair but other people won't agree with you Blaming: You hold other people responsible for your pain, or take the other tack and blame yourself for every problem or reversal Should: You have a list of ironclad rules about how you and other people should act People who break the rules anger you and you feel guilty if you violate the rules Emotional Reasoning: You believe that what you feel must be true-automatically. If you feel stupid and boring, then you must be stupid and boring Fallacy of Change: You expect that other people will change to suit you if you just pressure or cajole them enough. You need to change people because your hope for happiness seem to depend entirely on them Global Labeling: You generalize one or two qualities into a negative global judgment. Being Right: You are continually on trial to prove that your opinions and actions are correct. Being wrong is unthinkable and you will go to any length to demonstrate your rightness. Heaven's Reward Fallacy: You expect all your sacrifice and self-denial to pay off, as if there were someone keeping score. You feel bitter when the reward doesn't come anderlylegeek
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