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sload: dr-archeville: between-stars-and-waves: Don’t let evil jackasses like this one decide your future. Vote. What the absolute fuck? friendly reminder that steve bannon used to own a world of warcraft gold farming company and realized that a lot of gamers are disenfranchised young white men who are absurdly easy to take political advantage of, and brought milo yiannopoulos on board to do it. which is a large reason why white supremacy and misogyny are so prevalent among the young white male age group right now. We can laugh at people like this all we want, but this is a phenomenon purposefully engineered by the current administration. : sload: dr-archeville: between-stars-and-waves: Don’t let evil jackasses like this one decide your future. Vote. What the absolute fuck? friendly reminder that steve bannon used to own a world of warcraft gold farming company and realized that a lot of gamers are disenfranchised young white men who are absurdly easy to take political advantage of, and brought milo yiannopoulos on board to do it. which is a large reason why white supremacy and misogyny are so prevalent among the young white male age group right now. We can laugh at people like this all we want, but this is a phenomenon purposefully engineered by the current administration.

sload:
dr-archeville:

between-stars-and-waves:
Don’t let evil jackasses like this one decide your future. Vote.

What the absolute fuck?

friendly reminder that steve bannon used to own a world of warcraft gold farming company and realized that a lot of gamers are disenfranchised young white men who are absurdly easy to take political advantage of, and brought milo yiannopoulos on board to do it. which is a large reason why white supremacy and misogyny are so prevalent among the young white male age group right now. We can laugh at people like this all we want, but this is a phenomenon purposefully engineered by the current administration.
: sload:
dr-archeville:

between-stars-and-waves:
Don’t let evil jackasses like this one decide your future. Vote.

What the absolute fuck?

friendly reminder that steve bannon used to own a world of warcraft gold farming company and realized that a lot of gamers are disenfranchised young white men who are absurdly easy to take political advantage of, and brought milo yiannopoulos on board to do it. which is a large reason why white supremacy and misogyny are so prevalent among the young white male age group right now. We can laugh at people like this all we want, but this is a phenomenon purposefully engineered by the current administration.

sload:
dr-archeville:

between-stars-and-waves:
Don’t let evil jackasses like this one decide your future. Vote.

What the absolute fuck?

friendly reminder that steve bannon used to own a world of warcraft gold farming company and realized that a lot of gamers are disenfranchised young white men who are absurdly easy to take political advantage of, and brought milo yiannopoulos on board to do it. which is a large reason why white supremacy and misogyny are so prevalent among the young white male age group right now. We can laugh at people like this all we want, but this is a phenomenon purposefully engineered by the current administration.
: sload:
dr-archeville:

between-stars-and-waves:
Don’t let evil jackasses like this one decide your future. Vote.

What the absolute fuck?

friendly reminder that steve bannon used to own a world of warcraft gold farming company and realized that a lot of gamers are disenfranchised young white men who are absurdly easy to take political advantage of, and brought milo yiannopoulos on board to do it. which is a large reason why white supremacy and misogyny are so prevalent among the young white male age group right now. We can laugh at people like this all we want, but this is a phenomenon purposefully engineered by the current administration.

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i-care-bout-things-too: bjork-bork: ohnoagremlin: orphanpupok: blackqueerblog: y’all smell this talent multiple cats played the role of “church” in the film actually! here’s leo getting a touch up JD getting his brows done and Tonic, relaxin between takes! apparently each of them has a special focus, like “run purposefully”, “jump at targets” or “hiss on command” they’re so talented *screams incoherently* C A T : Katie Rife Follow FutureSchlock Re: PET SEMATARY: I just keep thinking about whose job it was on set every day to dirty up the cat. Like, "oh, yeah, I have to go in early tomorrow, I have to rub some Vaseline and coffee grounds on this cat" PET SEMATARY Chavi @ChaviStHill Following Omg this cat is an ACTOR!!! Look at the difference in their eyes!!! Why does this make me so happy??? 772 Katie Rife @FutureSchlock Re: PET SEMATARY: I just keep thinking about whose job it was on set every day to dirty up the cat. Like, "oh, yeah, I have to go in early tomorrow, I have to rub some Vaseline and coffee grounds on this cat Show this thread 12:39 PM - 4 Apr 2019 13,206 Retweets 56,797 Likes (e)乡參0 i-care-bout-things-too: bjork-bork: ohnoagremlin: orphanpupok: blackqueerblog: y’all smell this talent multiple cats played the role of “church” in the film actually! here’s leo getting a touch up JD getting his brows done and Tonic, relaxin between takes! apparently each of them has a special focus, like “run purposefully”, “jump at targets” or “hiss on command” they’re so talented *screams incoherently* C A T

i-care-bout-things-too:

bjork-bork:

ohnoagremlin:

orphanpupok:

blackqueerblog:
y’all smell this talent

multiple cats played the role of “church” in the film actually!
here’s leo getting a touch up
JD getting his brows done
and Tonic, relaxin between takes!

apparently each of them has a special focus, like “run purposefully”, “jump at targets” or “hiss on command”
they’re so talented

*screams incoherently* C A T
: Katie Rife
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FutureSchlock
Re: PET SEMATARY: I just keep thinking
about whose job it was on set every day
to dirty up the cat. Like, "oh, yeah, I have
to go in early tomorrow, I have to rub
some Vaseline and coffee grounds on
this cat"

PET SEMATARY

Chavi
@ChaviStHill
Following
Omg this cat is an ACTOR!!! Look at the
difference in their eyes!!! Why does this
make me so happy???
772
Katie Rife @FutureSchlock
Re: PET SEMATARY: I just keep thinking about whose job it
was on set every day to dirty up the cat. Like, "oh, yeah, I
have to go in early tomorrow, I have to rub some Vaseline
and coffee grounds on this cat
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12:39 PM - 4 Apr 2019
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i-care-bout-things-too:

bjork-bork:

ohnoagremlin:

orphanpupok:

blackqueerblog:
y’all smell this talent

multiple cats played the role of “church” in the film actually!
here’s leo getting a touch up
JD getting his brows done
and Tonic, relaxin between takes!

apparently each of them has a special focus, like “run purposefully”, “jump at targets” or “hiss on command”
they’re so talented

*screams incoherently* C A T

i-care-bout-things-too:

bjork-bork:

ohnoagremlin:

orphanpupok:

blackqueerblog:
y’all smell this talent

multiple cats played the role of “church” in the film actually!
here’s leo getting a touch up
JD getting his brows done
and Tonic, relaxin between takes!

apparently each of them has a special focus, like “run purposefully”, “jump at targets” or “hiss on command”
they’re so talented

*screams incoherently* C A T
: Katie Rife
Follow
FutureSchlock
Re: PET SEMATARY: I just keep thinking
about whose job it was on set every day
to dirty up the cat. Like, "oh, yeah, I have
to go in early tomorrow, I have to rub
some Vaseline and coffee grounds on
this cat"

PET SEMATARY

Chavi
@ChaviStHill
Following
Omg this cat is an ACTOR!!! Look at the
difference in their eyes!!! Why does this
make me so happy???
772
Katie Rife @FutureSchlock
Re: PET SEMATARY: I just keep thinking about whose job it
was on set every day to dirty up the cat. Like, "oh, yeah, I
have to go in early tomorrow, I have to rub some Vaseline
and coffee grounds on this cat
Show this thread
12:39 PM - 4 Apr 2019
13,206 Retweets 56,797 Likes
(e)乡參0
i-care-bout-things-too:

bjork-bork:

ohnoagremlin:

orphanpupok:

blackqueerblog:
y’all smell this talent

multiple cats played the role of “church” in the film actually!
here’s leo getting a touch up
JD getting his brows done
and Tonic, relaxin between takes!

apparently each of them has a special focus, like “run purposefully”, “jump at targets” or “hiss on command”
they’re so talented

*screams incoherently* C A T

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Boop of high: boop FUN FACT pufferfish release a toxin when they puff out meant to impair the attacker's so they can get away. Ironically this doesn't work on dolphins in the same way but it does give them a high. So they purposefully inflate them and pass them around Boop of high

Boop of high: boop
FUN FACT pufferfish release a toxin when
they puff out meant to impair the
attacker's so they can get away. Ironically
this doesn't work on dolphins in the same
way but it does give them a high. So they
purposefully inflate them and pass them
around
Boop of high

Boop of high: boop
FUN FACT pufferfish release a toxin when
they puff out meant to impair the
attacker's so they can get away. Ironically
this doesn't work on dolphins in the same
way but it does give them a high. So they
purposefully inflate them and pass them
around
Boop of high

Boop of high

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That’s so lovely!: Today I learned that Tigers cannot purr. To show happiness, tigers squint or close their eyes. This is because losing vision lowers defense, so tigers only purposefully do so when they feel comfortable and safe Show this thread That’s so lovely!

That’s so lovely!: Today I learned that Tigers cannot
purr. To show happiness, tigers
squint or close their eyes. This is
because losing vision lowers
defense, so tigers only
purposefully do so when they feel
comfortable and safe
Show this thread
That’s so lovely!

That’s so lovely!: Today I learned that Tigers cannot
purr. To show happiness, tigers
squint or close their eyes. This is
because losing vision lowers
defense, so tigers only
purposefully do so when they feel
comfortable and safe
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That’s so lovely!

That’s so lovely!

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that’s so lovely!: Today I learned that Tigers cannot purr. To show happiness, tigers squint or close their eyes. This is because losing vision lowers defense, so tigers only purposefully do so when they feel comfortable and safe Show this thread that’s so lovely!

that’s so lovely!: Today I learned that Tigers cannot
purr. To show happiness, tigers
squint or close their eyes. This is
because losing vision lowers
defense, so tigers only
purposefully do so when they feel
comfortable and safe
Show this thread
that’s so lovely!

that’s so lovely!: Today I learned that Tigers cannot
purr. To show happiness, tigers
squint or close their eyes. This is
because losing vision lowers
defense, so tigers only
purposefully do so when they feel
comfortable and safe
Show this thread
that’s so lovely!

that’s so lovely!

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ruby-white-rabbit: freddieandersen: inkskinned: HOW TO WRITE 20 PAGES (from one girl w/mental illness 2 the rest of u, but please keep in mind all of this is just personal Stuff That Worked for me n u might be different): first of all, and probably most importantly, make that paper about something you actually give a shit about. if you can write an essay on how long shakespeare’s dick is when you’re talking to your friends, that’s a good topic. don’t choose something u don’t care about, you will Want To Die “okay but the only topics are ones i don’t care about” talk 2 ur teacher 99% of the time if you’re like “here’s a well-thought-out thesis can i talk about this instead” they’re like “sure lmao i just couldn’t think of other paper topics to suggest” “they said no” cool find the one u hate the least and try to tie it into something u like. for example i really hated this stupid paper i had to write about a stupid book so i ended up writing about the food inside the book and whether or not it was a historically accurate depiction of food. turns out i fucking love talking about food. i also remade some of the old recipes and brought them in as part of the presentation of my project and people went fuckken nuts bc BREAD. basically i thought about “what motivates me? uh food” and followed that. it was a 45-page book about bread and i looked like a really good student when really i just love bread (somewhere, oprah smiles over me) the 20-pagers are the ones you Actually Cannot Do the night before. i know we all got real fuckken cocky back in hs when we learned how to do 5 pages in one night w/out trying too hard but 1. as a teacher now i can tell u for sure that teachers do know you rushed it, we just Don’t Care bc We’re Not Paid Enough and 2. twenty pages is not the same thing. you need to actually take the time to do it. this is the actual version of “you’re not in hs anymore” DONT lie to yourself and think “it’s fine i’ll do it in one day” you will !! Regret it!!!! “raquel. raquel. listen to me. do you actually believe i’m capable of time management. raquel i have depression i barely manage to exist.” same. but the truth is that when i started like?? actually following the rules of timelines and taking my time etc it actually really helps mental illness. you don’t feel pressured all the time by a deadline, so your anxiety chills a little bit. small progress being acceptable means that on depression days, you don’t have to worry you’re fucking it all up. when it’s 15 minutes every day (even if it’s only 1 word a day) it feels a lot better. ask the teacher what timeline they’d recommend. they actually Know. always ask if it’s informal or formal (if you can use “I” statements or not). informal essays can rely on personal feelings and are so much easier and trust me if you find out on the day it’s due that you could have written 12 pages about your feelings instead of 12 pages of research, you will Be Very Upset i lie to myself all the time and move the deadline up. i write it in my agenda as at least 2 days before it’s due. surprise!!! i tricked u, self!!! you can’t procrastinate!! agendas/planners need to be what actually works for you. i liked to prioritize w/colors + keep lists. i really love crossing things off lists. it’s like… a balm. for me, i usually say i have to finish the first 2 things, start the 3rd thing, and “touch” at least half the list. if i finish the whole list i get a prize. also i get to cross off everything which is so satisfying i’m sure it’s someone’s idea of a rush. there’s so many “how to” documents on these that i won’t get into it but frankly?? if you don’t write it down you will not remember it. “yes i will” no you won’t greg. just do it. write it down. write it where u can see it. not there, greg. greg, somewhere good. my friend is smart af and uses a post-it on her laptop. that doesn’t work for me bc i can just? use my hand to cover the anxiety? so choose somewhere good greg. nervous system, skeleton, meat, skin. nervous system is the thesis. skeleton is quotes/data. meat is the analysis of that data. skin is the fancy transitions + beautification. meat goes on both sides of bone, and skin goes all around. nervous system has to touch everything. do what your teachers have been begging u to do since 3rd grade and start w/an outline. do this while you read/research. i usually have a starter thesis like “lady macbeth is a feminist ICON” then take the quotes i think fit. but if while you’re reading u realize u wanna talk about the use of feminine language and how shakespeare parallels daintiness w/sharpness, u still have a bunch of quotes you can use or not use. this works also w/research papers. just pull what u think is something u wanna talk about. copy-paste it but leave a link to where u got it. then put a bullet point under that says roughly why u mention it if you just write the outline like you’re keeping notes to yourself you’d be amazed how quickly you write the essay bc we get stuck in academic language but it’s easier to translate “this is why bees are the #bomb” into a paragraph. i mean you just rewrite your notes to yourself in academic speech. “The above passage illustrates the growing necessity of pollinators such as bees in an agricultural environment.” keep track of your sources + label them. don’t just write “(SOURCE)” instead if you’re using multiple sources use the lazygirl way which is (SA1) or whatever shorthand u have for each source. then when you need to finish your sources you go to your little source document, find the one labelled SA1 and then “Find+replace” w/the actual source. integrate quotes so it reads w/clarity which means don’t do this but if you’re running late on it and don’t have time to look up the quote u want to fit this situation, technically you can “use any” word you want (56). so yeah “there is” a moral question about it but you “can” make up quotes (79, 90). don’t “actually” do this unless you’re seriously in a crunch. which u shouldn’t be, bc u managed ur time, right? running late part 2 (which again would never happen bc you followed my advice and made a little time table for yourself but anyway if it does somehow magically happen) i really recommend using school computers to do your work. ur surrounded by people who will hold u accountable + u will focus running late pt3 on the day of it being due, around 5 PM, be honest w/yourself and see where you are. if you’re like “it needs 2 more hours” okay. but if you’re like “this is……… not started” email the teacher. they’ll be so much more receptive the earlier you do this in the process. it looks like “i’m genuinely struggling and i hope to finish this on time but i’m worried i won’t” instead of “i started this at 11:58PM and am asking for an extension”. please also just… be honest? “my teacher won’t accept late work!” they all say that, he probably will, particularly if you have a note from the school therapist being like “lmao she’s got so many mental illnesses idek how to help her” “no he really doesn’t, he doesn’t care” you can file for disability if you have mental illness, and, in fact, you should if it’s something that often stops you from completing work on time. i didn’t bc i found that it just let me procrastinate for a longer time, but having that on file means you can go to the dean. “no!!! raquel you’re not listening i have 2 pages and he doesn’t take late work!!!!!!!!!” okay. yeah that’s bad. but nerves, skeleton, meat, skin. what is it that you’re struggling with? is it that your can’t find any quotes to back up your thesis? impossible, tbh, you need to be more willing to purposefully misuse quotes (don’t do that). but the better option is to just change the thesis. “i don’t even have that!!” did you. do the reading? if you even just watched the movie, you probably have an opinion on something even if it’s “this is bad.” you can use that. use why you didn’t like it to write a hate-fueled examination on how whiny the main character is and why u think the author is trying to point out how miserable cis white boys are to deal with. “i don’t have enough sources!!!” go to wikipedia’s page about it and look @ the sources. try to like actually read some if you have time but frankly in a hurry a student (me) might be compelled to just slap the source in there. “how the fuck do i analyze this”. u know how ppl agonize over why an actor breathed in a scene. melt into that kind of thinking. you can literally force the words to mean whatever you want. i’ve talked about word choice so specific that i based a 12-page essay on three separate uses of the words “my dear”. i talked about the possessive “my” and how it developed for like 5 of those pages. and always repeat the thesis like a million times. after every analysis you should talk about how it links to the thesis. that is like a free 3 sentences every paragraph. “i did all that and it’s still 3 pages too short” quick ways to Beef Him Up: definitions are great in research papers + essays bc you can talk about either word choice or like the definition of every process used in getting the data. also make the conclusion hella informative (it should answer “what does this mean moving forwards” most of the time, tie it into modern life or into the past). thicken ur intro with “here’s a quote from this guy about it and what he personally felt about acid-base titrations”, use a paragraph to talk about the history of the data/book, use a paragraph to talk about the modern reception of the data/book. also look for where you can use two words instead of one even tho like grammatically don’t do that. worst comes to worst, brevity is the soul of wit. most teachers prefer concise over rambling and all over the place. if you choose to scoot under the page limit, tho, your writing etc needs to be exceptionally clean. frankly i’ve only done this once and it was terrifying make computer read it aloud 2 u before u submit. “raquel….. i can’t look at it anymore”. you’re not looking @ it, you’re discovering you wrote “breath” not “breathe” and u need to change it tutoring centers exist, i worked in one, and this is how i know they actually Help and have Good Ideas ask about extra credit and do it tbh good luck…. breathe. and remember u are astronomically more important than a grade could ever be. do you have trouble writing words on paper but you know what you want to say? because that’s my personal form of useless perfectionism. like, you can tell your friend all about what you’re planning on writing, and talk about it for like 20 minutes straight? make notes for imaginary slides for an imaginary presentation on the topic oops you have an outline now! your imaginary slides? paragraphs (or if ur paper is long af, each imaginary bullet point is a paragraph and each imaginary slide is a couple pages) credit for this tip goes to my therapist. thanks amy. u solved paper writing for me and at least seven of my friends Partial credit is better than no credit at all. Only have 5 pages the day it’s due? TURN IT IN. It’s better than a zero if the teacher won’t work with you on an extension or late work : hm...buns @coolthottie college really be on some other shit "..and it has to be a minimum of 20 pages." You'll be writing a paper this semester" ft @coolthottie/jadasy ruby-white-rabbit: freddieandersen: inkskinned: HOW TO WRITE 20 PAGES (from one girl w/mental illness 2 the rest of u, but please keep in mind all of this is just personal Stuff That Worked for me n u might be different): first of all, and probably most importantly, make that paper about something you actually give a shit about. if you can write an essay on how long shakespeare’s dick is when you’re talking to your friends, that’s a good topic. don’t choose something u don’t care about, you will Want To Die “okay but the only topics are ones i don’t care about” talk 2 ur teacher 99% of the time if you’re like “here’s a well-thought-out thesis can i talk about this instead” they’re like “sure lmao i just couldn’t think of other paper topics to suggest” “they said no” cool find the one u hate the least and try to tie it into something u like. for example i really hated this stupid paper i had to write about a stupid book so i ended up writing about the food inside the book and whether or not it was a historically accurate depiction of food. turns out i fucking love talking about food. i also remade some of the old recipes and brought them in as part of the presentation of my project and people went fuckken nuts bc BREAD. basically i thought about “what motivates me? uh food” and followed that. it was a 45-page book about bread and i looked like a really good student when really i just love bread (somewhere, oprah smiles over me) the 20-pagers are the ones you Actually Cannot Do the night before. i know we all got real fuckken cocky back in hs when we learned how to do 5 pages in one night w/out trying too hard but 1. as a teacher now i can tell u for sure that teachers do know you rushed it, we just Don’t Care bc We’re Not Paid Enough and 2. twenty pages is not the same thing. you need to actually take the time to do it. this is the actual version of “you’re not in hs anymore” DONT lie to yourself and think “it’s fine i’ll do it in one day” you will !! Regret it!!!! “raquel. raquel. listen to me. do you actually believe i’m capable of time management. raquel i have depression i barely manage to exist.” same. but the truth is that when i started like?? actually following the rules of timelines and taking my time etc it actually really helps mental illness. you don’t feel pressured all the time by a deadline, so your anxiety chills a little bit. small progress being acceptable means that on depression days, you don’t have to worry you’re fucking it all up. when it’s 15 minutes every day (even if it’s only 1 word a day) it feels a lot better. ask the teacher what timeline they’d recommend. they actually Know. always ask if it’s informal or formal (if you can use “I” statements or not). informal essays can rely on personal feelings and are so much easier and trust me if you find out on the day it’s due that you could have written 12 pages about your feelings instead of 12 pages of research, you will Be Very Upset i lie to myself all the time and move the deadline up. i write it in my agenda as at least 2 days before it’s due. surprise!!! i tricked u, self!!! you can’t procrastinate!! agendas/planners need to be what actually works for you. i liked to prioritize w/colors + keep lists. i really love crossing things off lists. it’s like… a balm. for me, i usually say i have to finish the first 2 things, start the 3rd thing, and “touch” at least half the list. if i finish the whole list i get a prize. also i get to cross off everything which is so satisfying i’m sure it’s someone’s idea of a rush. there’s so many “how to” documents on these that i won’t get into it but frankly?? if you don’t write it down you will not remember it. “yes i will” no you won’t greg. just do it. write it down. write it where u can see it. not there, greg. greg, somewhere good. my friend is smart af and uses a post-it on her laptop. that doesn’t work for me bc i can just? use my hand to cover the anxiety? so choose somewhere good greg. nervous system, skeleton, meat, skin. nervous system is the thesis. skeleton is quotes/data. meat is the analysis of that data. skin is the fancy transitions + beautification. meat goes on both sides of bone, and skin goes all around. nervous system has to touch everything. do what your teachers have been begging u to do since 3rd grade and start w/an outline. do this while you read/research. i usually have a starter thesis like “lady macbeth is a feminist ICON” then take the quotes i think fit. but if while you’re reading u realize u wanna talk about the use of feminine language and how shakespeare parallels daintiness w/sharpness, u still have a bunch of quotes you can use or not use. this works also w/research papers. just pull what u think is something u wanna talk about. copy-paste it but leave a link to where u got it. then put a bullet point under that says roughly why u mention it if you just write the outline like you’re keeping notes to yourself you’d be amazed how quickly you write the essay bc we get stuck in academic language but it’s easier to translate “this is why bees are the #bomb” into a paragraph. i mean you just rewrite your notes to yourself in academic speech. “The above passage illustrates the growing necessity of pollinators such as bees in an agricultural environment.” keep track of your sources + label them. don’t just write “(SOURCE)” instead if you’re using multiple sources use the lazygirl way which is (SA1) or whatever shorthand u have for each source. then when you need to finish your sources you go to your little source document, find the one labelled SA1 and then “Find+replace” w/the actual source. integrate quotes so it reads w/clarity which means don’t do this but if you’re running late on it and don’t have time to look up the quote u want to fit this situation, technically you can “use any” word you want (56). so yeah “there is” a moral question about it but you “can” make up quotes (79, 90). don’t “actually” do this unless you’re seriously in a crunch. which u shouldn’t be, bc u managed ur time, right? running late part 2 (which again would never happen bc you followed my advice and made a little time table for yourself but anyway if it does somehow magically happen) i really recommend using school computers to do your work. ur surrounded by people who will hold u accountable + u will focus running late pt3 on the day of it being due, around 5 PM, be honest w/yourself and see where you are. if you’re like “it needs 2 more hours” okay. but if you’re like “this is……… not started” email the teacher. they’ll be so much more receptive the earlier you do this in the process. it looks like “i’m genuinely struggling and i hope to finish this on time but i’m worried i won’t” instead of “i started this at 11:58PM and am asking for an extension”. please also just… be honest? “my teacher won’t accept late work!” they all say that, he probably will, particularly if you have a note from the school therapist being like “lmao she’s got so many mental illnesses idek how to help her” “no he really doesn’t, he doesn’t care” you can file for disability if you have mental illness, and, in fact, you should if it’s something that often stops you from completing work on time. i didn’t bc i found that it just let me procrastinate for a longer time, but having that on file means you can go to the dean. “no!!! raquel you’re not listening i have 2 pages and he doesn’t take late work!!!!!!!!!” okay. yeah that’s bad. but nerves, skeleton, meat, skin. what is it that you’re struggling with? is it that your can’t find any quotes to back up your thesis? impossible, tbh, you need to be more willing to purposefully misuse quotes (don’t do that). but the better option is to just change the thesis. “i don’t even have that!!” did you. do the reading? if you even just watched the movie, you probably have an opinion on something even if it’s “this is bad.” you can use that. use why you didn’t like it to write a hate-fueled examination on how whiny the main character is and why u think the author is trying to point out how miserable cis white boys are to deal with. “i don’t have enough sources!!!” go to wikipedia’s page about it and look @ the sources. try to like actually read some if you have time but frankly in a hurry a student (me) might be compelled to just slap the source in there. “how the fuck do i analyze this”. u know how ppl agonize over why an actor breathed in a scene. melt into that kind of thinking. you can literally force the words to mean whatever you want. i’ve talked about word choice so specific that i based a 12-page essay on three separate uses of the words “my dear”. i talked about the possessive “my” and how it developed for like 5 of those pages. and always repeat the thesis like a million times. after every analysis you should talk about how it links to the thesis. that is like a free 3 sentences every paragraph. “i did all that and it’s still 3 pages too short” quick ways to Beef Him Up: definitions are great in research papers + essays bc you can talk about either word choice or like the definition of every process used in getting the data. also make the conclusion hella informative (it should answer “what does this mean moving forwards” most of the time, tie it into modern life or into the past). thicken ur intro with “here’s a quote from this guy about it and what he personally felt about acid-base titrations”, use a paragraph to talk about the history of the data/book, use a paragraph to talk about the modern reception of the data/book. also look for where you can use two words instead of one even tho like grammatically don’t do that. worst comes to worst, brevity is the soul of wit. most teachers prefer concise over rambling and all over the place. if you choose to scoot under the page limit, tho, your writing etc needs to be exceptionally clean. frankly i’ve only done this once and it was terrifying make computer read it aloud 2 u before u submit. “raquel….. i can’t look at it anymore”. you’re not looking @ it, you’re discovering you wrote “breath” not “breathe” and u need to change it tutoring centers exist, i worked in one, and this is how i know they actually Help and have Good Ideas ask about extra credit and do it tbh good luck…. breathe. and remember u are astronomically more important than a grade could ever be. do you have trouble writing words on paper but you know what you want to say? because that’s my personal form of useless perfectionism. like, you can tell your friend all about what you’re planning on writing, and talk about it for like 20 minutes straight? make notes for imaginary slides for an imaginary presentation on the topic oops you have an outline now! your imaginary slides? paragraphs (or if ur paper is long af, each imaginary bullet point is a paragraph and each imaginary slide is a couple pages) credit for this tip goes to my therapist. thanks amy. u solved paper writing for me and at least seven of my friends Partial credit is better than no credit at all. Only have 5 pages the day it’s due? TURN IT IN. It’s better than a zero if the teacher won’t work with you on an extension or late work

ruby-white-rabbit:

freddieandersen:
inkskinned:

HOW TO WRITE 20 PAGES (from one girl w/mental illness 2 the rest of u, but please keep in mind all of this is just personal Stuff That Worked for me n u might be different):
first of all, and probably most importantly, make that paper about something you actually give a shit about. if you can write an essay on how long shakespeare’s dick is when you’re talking to your friends, that’s a good topic. don’t choose something u don’t care about, you will Want To Die
“okay but the only topics are ones i don’t care about” talk 2 ur teacher 99% of the time if you’re like “here’s a well-thought-out thesis can i talk about this instead” they’re like “sure lmao i just couldn’t think of other paper topics to suggest”
“they said no” cool find the one u hate the least and try to tie it into something u like. for example i really hated this stupid paper i had to write about a stupid book so i ended up writing about the food inside the book and whether or not it was a historically accurate depiction of food. turns out i fucking love talking about food. i also remade some of the old recipes and brought them in as part of the presentation of my project and people went fuckken nuts bc BREAD. basically i thought about “what motivates me? uh food” and followed that. it was a 45-page book about bread and i looked like a really good student when really i just love bread (somewhere, oprah smiles over me)
the 20-pagers are the ones you Actually Cannot Do the night before. i know we all got real fuckken cocky back in hs when we learned how to do 5 pages in one night w/out trying too hard but 1. as a teacher now i can tell u for sure that teachers do know you rushed it, we just Don’t Care bc We’re Not Paid Enough and 2. twenty pages is not the same thing. you need to actually take the time to do it. this is the actual version of “you’re not in hs anymore” DONT lie to yourself and think “it’s fine i’ll do it in one day” you will !! Regret it!!!!
“raquel. raquel. listen to me. do you actually believe i’m capable of time management. raquel i have depression i barely manage to exist.” same. but the truth is that when i started like?? actually following the rules of timelines and taking my time etc it actually really helps mental illness. you don’t feel pressured all the time by a deadline, so your anxiety chills a little bit. small progress being acceptable means that on depression days, you don’t have to worry you’re fucking it all up. when it’s 15 minutes every day (even if it’s only 1 word a day) it feels a lot better.
ask the teacher what timeline they’d recommend. they actually Know.

always ask if it’s informal or formal (if you can use “I” statements or not). informal essays can rely on personal feelings and are so much easier and trust me if you find out on the day it’s due that you could have written 12 pages about your feelings instead of 12 pages of research, you will Be Very Upset
i lie to myself all the time and move the deadline up. i write it in my agenda as at least 2 days before it’s due. surprise!!! i tricked u, self!!! you can’t procrastinate!!
agendas/planners need to be what actually works for you. i liked to prioritize w/colors + keep lists. i really love crossing things off lists. it’s like… a balm. for me, i usually say i have to finish the first 2 things, start the 3rd thing, and “touch” at least half the list. if i finish the whole list i get a prize. also i get to cross off everything which is so satisfying i’m sure it’s someone’s idea of a rush. there’s so many “how to” documents on these that i won’t get into it but frankly?? if you don’t write it down you will not remember it. “yes i will” no you won’t greg. just do it. write it down. write it where u can see it. not there, greg. greg, somewhere good. my friend is smart af and uses a post-it on her laptop. that doesn’t work for me bc i can just? use my hand to cover the anxiety? so choose somewhere good greg.
nervous system, skeleton, meat, skin. nervous system is the thesis. skeleton is quotes/data. meat is the analysis of that data. skin is the fancy transitions + beautification. meat goes on both sides of bone, and skin goes all around. nervous system has to touch everything. do what your teachers have been begging u to do since 3rd grade and start w/an outline. do this while you read/research. i usually have a starter thesis like “lady macbeth is a feminist ICON” then take the quotes i think fit. but if while you’re reading u realize u wanna talk about the use of feminine language and how shakespeare parallels daintiness w/sharpness, u still have a bunch of quotes you can use or not use. this works also w/research papers. just pull what u think is something u wanna talk about. copy-paste it but leave a link to where u got it. then put a bullet point under that says roughly why u mention it
if you just write the outline like you’re keeping notes to yourself you’d be amazed how quickly you write the essay bc we get stuck in academic language but it’s easier to translate “this is why bees are the #bomb” into a paragraph. i mean you just rewrite your notes to yourself in academic speech. “The above passage illustrates the growing necessity of pollinators such as bees in an agricultural environment.”
keep track of your sources + label them. don’t just write “(SOURCE)” instead if you’re using multiple sources use the lazygirl way which is (SA1) or whatever shorthand u have for each source. then when you need to finish your sources you go to your little source document, find the one labelled SA1 and then “Find+replace” w/the actual source.
integrate quotes so it reads w/clarity which means don’t do this but if you’re running late on it and don’t have time to look up the quote u want to fit this situation, technically you can “use any” word you want (56). so yeah “there is” a moral question about it but you “can” make up quotes (79, 90). don’t “actually” do this unless you’re seriously in a crunch. which u shouldn’t be, bc u managed ur time, right?
running late part 2 (which again would never happen bc you followed my advice and made a little time table for yourself but anyway if it does somehow magically happen) i really recommend using school computers to do your work. ur surrounded by people who will hold u accountable + u will focus
running late pt3 on the day of it being due, around 5 PM, be honest w/yourself and see where you are. if you’re like “it needs 2 more hours” okay. but if you’re like “this is……… not started” email the teacher. they’ll be so much more receptive the earlier you do this in the process. it looks like “i’m genuinely struggling and i hope to finish this on time but i’m worried i won’t” instead of “i started this at 11:58PM and am asking for an extension”. please also just… be honest?
“my teacher won’t accept late work!” they all say that, he probably will, particularly if you have a note from the school therapist being like “lmao she’s got so many mental illnesses idek how to help her”
“no he really doesn’t, he doesn’t care” you can file for disability if you have mental illness, and, in fact, you should if it’s something that often stops you from completing work on time. i didn’t bc i found that it just let me procrastinate for a longer time, but having that on file means you can go to the dean.
“no!!! raquel you’re not listening i have 2 pages and he doesn’t take late work!!!!!!!!!” okay. yeah that’s bad. but nerves, skeleton, meat, skin. what is it that you’re struggling with? is it that your can’t find any quotes to back up your thesis? impossible, tbh, you need to be more willing to purposefully misuse quotes (don’t do that). but the better option is to just change the thesis.
“i don’t even have that!!” did you. do the reading? if you even just watched the movie, you probably have an opinion on something even if it’s “this is bad.” you can use that. use why you didn’t like it to write a hate-fueled examination on how whiny the main character is and why u think the author is trying to point out how miserable cis white boys are to deal with.
“i don’t have enough sources!!!” go to wikipedia’s page about it and look @ the sources. try to like actually read some if you have time but frankly in a hurry a student (me) might be compelled to just slap the source in there.
“how the fuck do i analyze this”. u know how ppl agonize over why an actor breathed in a scene. melt into that kind of thinking. you can literally force the words to mean whatever you want. i’ve talked about word choice so specific that i based a 12-page essay on three separate uses of the words “my dear”. i talked about the possessive “my” and how it developed for like 5 of those pages. and always repeat the thesis like a million times. after every analysis you should talk about how it links to the thesis. that is like a free 3 sentences every paragraph.
“i did all that and it’s still 3 pages too short” quick ways to Beef Him Up: definitions are great in research papers + essays bc you can talk about either word choice or like the definition of every process used in getting the data. also make the conclusion hella informative (it should answer “what does this mean moving forwards” most of the time, tie it into modern life or into the past). thicken ur intro with “here’s a quote from this guy about it and what he personally felt about acid-base titrations”, use a paragraph to talk about the history of the data/book, use a paragraph to talk about the modern reception of the data/book. also look for where you can use two words instead of one even tho like grammatically don’t do that.
worst comes to worst, brevity is the soul of wit. most teachers prefer concise over rambling and all over the place. if you choose to scoot under the page limit, tho, your writing etc needs to be exceptionally clean. frankly i’ve only done this once and it was terrifying
make computer read it aloud 2 u before u submit. “raquel….. i can’t look at it anymore”. you’re not looking @ it, you’re discovering you wrote “breath” not “breathe” and u need to change it
tutoring centers exist, i worked in one, and this is how i know they actually Help and have Good Ideas
ask about extra credit and do it tbh
good luck…. breathe. and remember u are astronomically more important than a grade could ever be.

do you have trouble writing words on paper but you know what you want to say? because that’s my personal form of useless perfectionism.
like, you can tell your friend all about what you’re planning on writing, and talk about it for like 20 minutes straight?
make notes for imaginary slides for an imaginary presentation on the topic
oops you have an outline now! your imaginary slides? paragraphs (or if ur paper is long af, each imaginary bullet point is a paragraph and each imaginary slide is a couple pages)
credit for this tip goes to my therapist. thanks amy. u solved paper writing for me and at least seven of my friends

Partial credit is better than no credit at all. Only have 5 pages the day it’s due? TURN IT IN. It’s better than a zero if the teacher won’t work with you on an extension or late work : hm...buns
@coolthottie
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"..and it has to be a
minimum of 20
pages."
You'll be writing a
paper this semester"
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ruby-white-rabbit:

freddieandersen:
inkskinned:

HOW TO WRITE 20 PAGES (from one girl w/mental illness 2 the rest of u, but please keep in mind all of this is just personal Stuff That Worked for me n u might be different):
first of all, and probably most importantly, make that paper about something you actually give a shit about. if you can write an essay on how long shakespeare’s dick is when you’re talking to your friends, that’s a good topic. don’t choose something u don’t care about, you will Want To Die
“okay but the only topics are ones i don’t care about” talk 2 ur teacher 99% of the time if you’re like “here’s a well-thought-out thesis can i talk about this instead” they’re like “sure lmao i just couldn’t think of other paper topics to suggest”
“they said no” cool find the one u hate the least and try to tie it into something u like. for example i really hated this stupid paper i had to write about a stupid book so i ended up writing about the food inside the book and whether or not it was a historically accurate depiction of food. turns out i fucking love talking about food. i also remade some of the old recipes and brought them in as part of the presentation of my project and people went fuckken nuts bc BREAD. basically i thought about “what motivates me? uh food” and followed that. it was a 45-page book about bread and i looked like a really good student when really i just love bread (somewhere, oprah smiles over me)
the 20-pagers are the ones you Actually Cannot Do the night before. i know we all got real fuckken cocky back in hs when we learned how to do 5 pages in one night w/out trying too hard but 1. as a teacher now i can tell u for sure that teachers do know you rushed it, we just Don’t Care bc We’re Not Paid Enough and 2. twenty pages is not the same thing. you need to actually take the time to do it. this is the actual version of “you’re not in hs anymore” DONT lie to yourself and think “it’s fine i’ll do it in one day” you will !! Regret it!!!!
“raquel. raquel. listen to me. do you actually believe i’m capable of time management. raquel i have depression i barely manage to exist.” same. but the truth is that when i started like?? actually following the rules of timelines and taking my time etc it actually really helps mental illness. you don’t feel pressured all the time by a deadline, so your anxiety chills a little bit. small progress being acceptable means that on depression days, you don’t have to worry you’re fucking it all up. when it’s 15 minutes every day (even if it’s only 1 word a day) it feels a lot better.
ask the teacher what timeline they’d recommend. they actually Know.

always ask if it’s informal or formal (if you can use “I” statements or not). informal essays can rely on personal feelings and are so much easier and trust me if you find out on the day it’s due that you could have written 12 pages about your feelings instead of 12 pages of research, you will Be Very Upset
i lie to myself all the time and move the deadline up. i write it in my agenda as at least 2 days before it’s due. surprise!!! i tricked u, self!!! you can’t procrastinate!!
agendas/planners need to be what actually works for you. i liked to prioritize w/colors + keep lists. i really love crossing things off lists. it’s like… a balm. for me, i usually say i have to finish the first 2 things, start the 3rd thing, and “touch” at least half the list. if i finish the whole list i get a prize. also i get to cross off everything which is so satisfying i’m sure it’s someone’s idea of a rush. there’s so many “how to” documents on these that i won’t get into it but frankly?? if you don’t write it down you will not remember it. “yes i will” no you won’t greg. just do it. write it down. write it where u can see it. not there, greg. greg, somewhere good. my friend is smart af and uses a post-it on her laptop. that doesn’t work for me bc i can just? use my hand to cover the anxiety? so choose somewhere good greg.
nervous system, skeleton, meat, skin. nervous system is the thesis. skeleton is quotes/data. meat is the analysis of that data. skin is the fancy transitions + beautification. meat goes on both sides of bone, and skin goes all around. nervous system has to touch everything. do what your teachers have been begging u to do since 3rd grade and start w/an outline. do this while you read/research. i usually have a starter thesis like “lady macbeth is a feminist ICON” then take the quotes i think fit. but if while you’re reading u realize u wanna talk about the use of feminine language and how shakespeare parallels daintiness w/sharpness, u still have a bunch of quotes you can use or not use. this works also w/research papers. just pull what u think is something u wanna talk about. copy-paste it but leave a link to where u got it. then put a bullet point under that says roughly why u mention it
if you just write the outline like you’re keeping notes to yourself you’d be amazed how quickly you write the essay bc we get stuck in academic language but it’s easier to translate “this is why bees are the #bomb” into a paragraph. i mean you just rewrite your notes to yourself in academic speech. “The above passage illustrates the growing necessity of pollinators such as bees in an agricultural environment.”
keep track of your sources + label them. don’t just write “(SOURCE)” instead if you’re using multiple sources use the lazygirl way which is (SA1) or whatever shorthand u have for each source. then when you need to finish your sources you go to your little source document, find the one labelled SA1 and then “Find+replace” w/the actual source.
integrate quotes so it reads w/clarity which means don’t do this but if you’re running late on it and don’t have time to look up the quote u want to fit this situation, technically you can “use any” word you want (56). so yeah “there is” a moral question about it but you “can” make up quotes (79, 90). don’t “actually” do this unless you’re seriously in a crunch. which u shouldn’t be, bc u managed ur time, right?
running late part 2 (which again would never happen bc you followed my advice and made a little time table for yourself but anyway if it does somehow magically happen) i really recommend using school computers to do your work. ur surrounded by people who will hold u accountable + u will focus
running late pt3 on the day of it being due, around 5 PM, be honest w/yourself and see where you are. if you’re like “it needs 2 more hours” okay. but if you’re like “this is……… not started” email the teacher. they’ll be so much more receptive the earlier you do this in the process. it looks like “i’m genuinely struggling and i hope to finish this on time but i’m worried i won’t” instead of “i started this at 11:58PM and am asking for an extension”. please also just… be honest?
“my teacher won’t accept late work!” they all say that, he probably will, particularly if you have a note from the school therapist being like “lmao she’s got so many mental illnesses idek how to help her”
“no he really doesn’t, he doesn’t care” you can file for disability if you have mental illness, and, in fact, you should if it’s something that often stops you from completing work on time. i didn’t bc i found that it just let me procrastinate for a longer time, but having that on file means you can go to the dean.
“no!!! raquel you’re not listening i have 2 pages and he doesn’t take late work!!!!!!!!!” okay. yeah that’s bad. but nerves, skeleton, meat, skin. what is it that you’re struggling with? is it that your can’t find any quotes to back up your thesis? impossible, tbh, you need to be more willing to purposefully misuse quotes (don’t do that). but the better option is to just change the thesis.
“i don’t even have that!!” did you. do the reading? if you even just watched the movie, you probably have an opinion on something even if it’s “this is bad.” you can use that. use why you didn’t like it to write a hate-fueled examination on how whiny the main character is and why u think the author is trying to point out how miserable cis white boys are to deal with.
“i don’t have enough sources!!!” go to wikipedia’s page about it and look @ the sources. try to like actually read some if you have time but frankly in a hurry a student (me) might be compelled to just slap the source in there.
“how the fuck do i analyze this”. u know how ppl agonize over why an actor breathed in a scene. melt into that kind of thinking. you can literally force the words to mean whatever you want. i’ve talked about word choice so specific that i based a 12-page essay on three separate uses of the words “my dear”. i talked about the possessive “my” and how it developed for like 5 of those pages. and always repeat the thesis like a million times. after every analysis you should talk about how it links to the thesis. that is like a free 3 sentences every paragraph.
“i did all that and it’s still 3 pages too short” quick ways to Beef Him Up: definitions are great in research papers + essays bc you can talk about either word choice or like the definition of every process used in getting the data. also make the conclusion hella informative (it should answer “what does this mean moving forwards” most of the time, tie it into modern life or into the past). thicken ur intro with “here’s a quote from this guy about it and what he personally felt about acid-base titrations”, use a paragraph to talk about the history of the data/book, use a paragraph to talk about the modern reception of the data/book. also look for where you can use two words instead of one even tho like grammatically don’t do that.
worst comes to worst, brevity is the soul of wit. most teachers prefer concise over rambling and all over the place. if you choose to scoot under the page limit, tho, your writing etc needs to be exceptionally clean. frankly i’ve only done this once and it was terrifying
make computer read it aloud 2 u before u submit. “raquel….. i can’t look at it anymore”. you’re not looking @ it, you’re discovering you wrote “breath” not “breathe” and u need to change it
tutoring centers exist, i worked in one, and this is how i know they actually Help and have Good Ideas
ask about extra credit and do it tbh
good luck…. breathe. and remember u are astronomically more important than a grade could ever be.

do you have trouble writing words on paper but you know what you want to say? because that’s my personal form of useless perfectionism.
like, you can tell your friend all about what you’re planning on writing, and talk about it for like 20 minutes straight?
make notes for imaginary slides for an imaginary presentation on the topic
oops you have an outline now! your imaginary slides? paragraphs (or if ur paper is long af, each imaginary bullet point is a paragraph and each imaginary slide is a couple pages)
credit for this tip goes to my therapist. thanks amy. u solved paper writing for me and at least seven of my friends

Partial credit is better than no credit at all. Only have 5 pages the day it’s due? TURN IT IN. It’s better than a zero if the teacher won’t work with you on an extension or late work

ruby-white-rabbit:

freddieandersen:
inkskinned:

HOW TO WRITE 20 PAGES (from one girl w/mental illness 2 the rest of u, but please keep in mind all of this is just personal Stuff That Worked for me n u might be different):
first of all, and probably most importantly, make that paper about something you actually give a shit about. if you can write an essay on how long shakespeare’s dick is when you’re talking to your friends, that’s a good topic. don’t choose something u don’t care about, you will Want To Die
“okay but the only topics are ones i don’t care about” talk 2 ur teacher 99% of the time if you’re like “here’s a well-thought-out thesis can i talk about this instead” they’re like “sure lmao i just couldn’t think of other paper topics to suggest”
“they said no” cool find the one u hate the least and try to tie it into something u like. for example i really hated this stupid paper i had to write about a stupid book so i ended up writing about the food inside the book and whether or not it was a historically accurate depiction of food. turns out i fucking love talking about food. i also remade some of the old recipes and brought them in as part of the presentation of my project and people went fuckken nuts bc BREAD. basically i thought about “what motivates me? uh food” and followed that. it was a 45-page book about bread and i looked like a really good student when really i just love bread (somewhere, oprah smiles over me)
the 20-pagers are the ones you Actually Cannot Do the night before. i know we all got real fuckken cocky back in hs when we learned how to do 5 pages in one night w/out trying too hard but 1. as a teacher now i can tell u for sure that teachers do know you rushed it, we just Don’t Care bc We’re Not Paid Enough and 2. twenty pages is not the same thing. you need to actually take the time to do it. this is the actual version of “you’re not in hs anymore” DONT lie to yourself and think “it’s fine i’ll do it in one day” you will !! Regret it!!!!
“raquel. raquel. listen to me. do you actually believe i’m capable of time management. raquel i have depression i barely manage to exist.” same. but the truth is that when i started like?? actually following the rules of timelines and taking my time etc it actually really helps mental illness. you don’t feel pressured all the time by a deadline, so your anxiety chills a little bit. small progress being acceptable means that on depression days, you don’t have to worry you’re fucking it all up. when it’s 15 minutes every day (even if it’s only 1 word a day) it feels a lot better.
ask the teacher what timeline they’d recommend. they actually Know.

always ask if it’s informal or formal (if you can use “I” statements or not). informal essays can rely on personal feelings and are so much easier and trust me if you find out on the day it’s due that you could have written 12 pages about your feelings instead of 12 pages of research, you will Be Very Upset
i lie to myself all the time and move the deadline up. i write it in my agenda as at least 2 days before it’s due. surprise!!! i tricked u, self!!! you can’t procrastinate!!
agendas/planners need to be what actually works for you. i liked to prioritize w/colors + keep lists. i really love crossing things off lists. it’s like… a balm. for me, i usually say i have to finish the first 2 things, start the 3rd thing, and “touch” at least half the list. if i finish the whole list i get a prize. also i get to cross off everything which is so satisfying i’m sure it’s someone’s idea of a rush. there’s so many “how to” documents on these that i won’t get into it but frankly?? if you don’t write it down you will not remember it. “yes i will” no you won’t greg. just do it. write it down. write it where u can see it. not there, greg. greg, somewhere good. my friend is smart af and uses a post-it on her laptop. that doesn’t work for me bc i can just? use my hand to cover the anxiety? so choose somewhere good greg.
nervous system, skeleton, meat, skin. nervous system is the thesis. skeleton is quotes/data. meat is the analysis of that data. skin is the fancy transitions + beautification. meat goes on both sides of bone, and skin goes all around. nervous system has to touch everything. do what your teachers have been begging u to do since 3rd grade and start w/an outline. do this while you read/research. i usually have a starter thesis like “lady macbeth is a feminist ICON” then take the quotes i think fit. but if while you’re reading u realize u wanna talk about the use of feminine language and how shakespeare parallels daintiness w/sharpness, u still have a bunch of quotes you can use or not use. this works also w/research papers. just pull what u think is something u wanna talk about. copy-paste it but leave a link to where u got it. then put a bullet point under that says roughly why u mention it
if you just write the outline like you’re keeping notes to yourself you’d be amazed how quickly you write the essay bc we get stuck in academic language but it’s easier to translate “this is why bees are the #bomb” into a paragraph. i mean you just rewrite your notes to yourself in academic speech. “The above passage illustrates the growing necessity of pollinators such as bees in an agricultural environment.”
keep track of your sources + label them. don’t just write “(SOURCE)” instead if you’re using multiple sources use the lazygirl way which is (SA1) or whatever shorthand u have for each source. then when you need to finish your sources you go to your little source document, find the one labelled SA1 and then “Find+replace” w/the actual source.
integrate quotes so it reads w/clarity which means don’t do this but if you’re running late on it and don’t have time to look up the quote u want to fit this situation, technically you can “use any” word you want (56). so yeah “there is” a moral question about it but you “can” make up quotes (79, 90). don’t “actually” do this unless you’re seriously in a crunch. which u shouldn’t be, bc u managed ur time, right?
running late part 2 (which again would never happen bc you followed my advice and made a little time table for yourself but anyway if it does somehow magically happen) i really recommend using school computers to do your work. ur surrounded by people who will hold u accountable + u will focus
running late pt3 on the day of it being due, around 5 PM, be honest w/yourself and see where you are. if you’re like “it needs 2 more hours” okay. but if you’re like “this is……… not started” email the teacher. they’ll be so much more receptive the earlier you do this in the process. it looks like “i’m genuinely struggling and i hope to finish this on time but i’m worried i won’t” instead of “i started this at 11:58PM and am asking for an extension”. please also just… be honest?
“my teacher won’t accept late work!” they all say that, he probably will, particularly if you have a note from the school therapist being like “lmao she’s got so many mental illnesses idek how to help her”
“no he really doesn’t, he doesn’t care” you can file for disability if you have mental illness, and, in fact, you should if it’s something that often stops you from completing work on time. i didn’t bc i found that it just let me procrastinate for a longer time, but having that on file means you can go to the dean.
“no!!! raquel you’re not listening i have 2 pages and he doesn’t take late work!!!!!!!!!” okay. yeah that’s bad. but nerves, skeleton, meat, skin. what is it that you’re struggling with? is it that your can’t find any quotes to back up your thesis? impossible, tbh, you need to be more willing to purposefully misuse quotes (don’t do that). but the better option is to just change the thesis.
“i don’t even have that!!” did you. do the reading? if you even just watched the movie, you probably have an opinion on something even if it’s “this is bad.” you can use that. use why you didn’t like it to write a hate-fueled examination on how whiny the main character is and why u think the author is trying to point out how miserable cis white boys are to deal with.
“i don’t have enough sources!!!” go to wikipedia’s page about it and look @ the sources. try to like actually read some if you have time but frankly in a hurry a student (me) might be compelled to just slap the source in there.
“how the fuck do i analyze this”. u know how ppl agonize over why an actor breathed in a scene. melt into that kind of thinking. you can literally force the words to mean whatever you want. i’ve talked about word choice so specific that i based a 12-page essay on three separate uses of the words “my dear”. i talked about the possessive “my” and how it developed for like 5 of those pages. and always repeat the thesis like a million times. after every analysis you should talk about how it links to the thesis. that is like a free 3 sentences every paragraph.
“i did all that and it’s still 3 pages too short” quick ways to Beef Him Up: definitions are great in research papers + essays bc you can talk about either word choice or like the definition of every process used in getting the data. also make the conclusion hella informative (it should answer “what does this mean moving forwards” most of the time, tie it into modern life or into the past). thicken ur intro with “here’s a quote from this guy about it and what he personally felt about acid-base titrations”, use a paragraph to talk about the history of the data/book, use a paragraph to talk about the modern reception of the data/book. also look for where you can use two words instead of one even tho like grammatically don’t do that.
worst comes to worst, brevity is the soul of wit. most teachers prefer concise over rambling and all over the place. if you choose to scoot under the page limit, tho, your writing etc needs to be exceptionally clean. frankly i’ve only done this once and it was terrifying
make computer read it aloud 2 u before u submit. “raquel….. i can’t look at it anymore”. you’re not looking @ it, you’re discovering you wrote “breath” not “breathe” and u need to change it
tutoring centers exist, i worked in one, and this is how i know they actually Help and have Good Ideas
ask about extra credit and do it tbh
good luck…. breathe. and remember u are astronomically more important than a grade could ever be.

do you have trouble writing words on paper but you know what you want to say? because that’s my personal form of useless perfectionism.
like, you can tell your friend all about what you’re planning on writing, and talk about it for like 20 minutes straight?
make notes for imaginary slides for an imaginary presentation on the topic
oops you have an outline now! your imaginary slides? paragraphs (or if ur paper is long af, each imaginary bullet point is a paragraph and each imaginary slide is a couple pages)
credit for this tip goes to my therapist. thanks amy. u solved paper writing for me and at least seven of my friends

Partial credit is better than no credit at all. Only have 5 pages the day it’s due? TURN IT IN. It’s better than a zero if the teacher won’t work with you on an extension or late work : hm...buns
@coolthottie
college really be on some other shit
"..and it has to be a
minimum of 20
pages."
You'll be writing a
paper this semester"
ft
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HOW TO WRITE 20 PAGES (from one girl w/mental illness 2 the rest of u, but please keep in mind all of this is just personal Stuff That Worked for me n u might be different):
first of all, and probably most importantly, make that paper about something you actually give a shit about. if you can write an essay on how long shakespeare’s dick is when you’re talking to your friends, that’s a good topic. don’t choose something u don’t care about, you will Want To Die
“okay but the only topics are ones i don’t care about” talk 2 ur teacher 99% of the time if you’re like “here’s a well-thought-out thesis can i talk about this instead” they’re like “sure lmao i just couldn’t think of other paper topics to suggest”
“they said no” cool find the one u hate the least and try to tie it into something u like. for example i really hated this stupid paper i had to write about a stupid book so i ended up writing about the food inside the book and whether or not it was a historically accurate depiction of food. turns out i fucking love talking about food. i also remade some of the old recipes and brought them in as part of the presentation of my project and people went fuckken nuts bc BREAD. basically i thought about “what motivates me? uh food” and followed that. it was a 45-page book about bread and i looked like a really good student when really i just love bread (somewhere, oprah smiles over me)
the 20-pagers are the ones you Actually Cannot Do the night before. i know we all got real fuckken cocky back in hs when we learned how to do 5 pages in one night w/out trying too hard but 1. as a teacher now i can tell u for sure that teachers do know you rushed it, we just Don’t Care bc We’re Not Paid Enough and 2. twenty pages is not the same thing. you need to actually take the time to do it. this is the actual version of “you’re not in hs anymore” DONT lie to yourself and think “it’s fine i’ll do it in one day” you will !! Regret it!!!!
“raquel. raquel. listen to me. do you actually believe i’m capable of time management. raquel i have depression i barely manage to exist.” same. but the truth is that when i started like?? actually following the rules of timelines and taking my time etc it actually really helps mental illness. you don’t feel pressured all the time by a deadline, so your anxiety chills a little bit. small progress being acceptable means that on depression days, you don’t have to worry you’re fucking it all up. when it’s 15 minutes every day (even if it’s only 1 word a day) it feels a lot better.
ask the teacher what timeline they’d recommend. they actually Know.

always ask if it’s informal or formal (if you can use “I” statements or not). informal essays can rely on personal feelings and are so much easier and trust me if you find out on the day it’s due that you could have written 12 pages about your feelings instead of 12 pages of research, you will Be Very Upset
i lie to myself all the time and move the deadline up. i write it in my agenda as at least 2 days before it’s due. surprise!!! i tricked u, self!!! you can’t procrastinate!!
agendas/planners need to be what actually works for you. i liked to prioritize w/colors + keep lists. i really love crossing things off lists. it’s like… a balm. for me, i usually say i have to finish the first 2 things, start the 3rd thing, and “touch” at least half the list. if i finish the whole list i get a prize. also i get to cross off everything which is so satisfying i’m sure it’s someone’s idea of a rush. there’s so many “how to” documents on these that i won’t get into it but frankly?? if you don’t write it down you will not remember it. “yes i will” no you won’t greg. just do it. write it down. write it where u can see it. not there, greg. greg, somewhere good. my friend is smart af and uses a post-it on her laptop. that doesn’t work for me bc i can just? use my hand to cover the anxiety? so choose somewhere good greg.
nervous system, skeleton, meat, skin. nervous system is the thesis. skeleton is quotes/data. meat is the analysis of that data. skin is the fancy transitions + beautification. meat goes on both sides of bone, and skin goes all around. nervous system has to touch everything. do what your teachers have been begging u to do since 3rd grade and start w/an outline. do this while you read/research. i usually have a starter thesis like “lady macbeth is a feminist ICON” then take the quotes i think fit. but if while you’re reading u realize u wanna talk about the use of feminine language and how shakespeare parallels daintiness w/sharpness, u still have a bunch of quotes you can use or not use. this works also w/research papers. just pull what u think is something u wanna talk about. copy-paste it but leave a link to where u got it. then put a bullet point under that says roughly why u mention it
if you just write the outline like you’re keeping notes to yourself you’d be amazed how quickly you write the essay bc we get stuck in academic language but it’s easier to translate “this is why bees are the #bomb” into a paragraph. i mean you just rewrite your notes to yourself in academic speech. “The above passage illustrates the growing necessity of pollinators such as bees in an agricultural environment.”
keep track of your sources + label them. don’t just write “(SOURCE)” instead if you’re using multiple sources use the lazygirl way which is (SA1) or whatever shorthand u have for each source. then when you need to finish your sources you go to your little source document, find the one labelled SA1 and then “Find+replace” w/the actual source.
integrate quotes so it reads w/clarity which means don’t do this but if you’re running late on it and don’t have time to look up the quote u want to fit this situation, technically you can “use any” word you want (56). so yeah “there is” a moral question about it but you “can” make up quotes (79, 90). don’t “actually” do this unless you’re seriously in a crunch. which u shouldn’t be, bc u managed ur time, right?
running late part 2 (which again would never happen bc you followed my advice and made a little time table for yourself but anyway if it does somehow magically happen) i really recommend using school computers to do your work. ur surrounded by people who will hold u accountable + u will focus
running late pt3 on the day of it being due, around 5 PM, be honest w/yourself and see where you are. if you’re like “it needs 2 more hours” okay. but if you’re like “this is……… not started” email the teacher. they’ll be so much more receptive the earlier you do this in the process. it looks like “i’m genuinely struggling and i hope to finish this on time but i’m worried i won’t” instead of “i started this at 11:58PM and am asking for an extension”. please also just… be honest?
“my teacher won’t accept late work!” they all say that, he probably will, particularly if you have a note from the school therapist being like “lmao she’s got so many mental illnesses idek how to help her”
“no he really doesn’t, he doesn’t care” you can file for disability if you have mental illness, and, in fact, you should if it’s something that often stops you from completing work on time. i didn’t bc i found that it just let me procrastinate for a longer time, but having that on file means you can go to the dean.
“no!!! raquel you’re not listening i have 2 pages and he doesn’t take late work!!!!!!!!!” okay. yeah that’s bad. but nerves, skeleton, meat, skin. what is it that you’re struggling with? is it that your can’t find any quotes to back up your thesis? impossible, tbh, you need to be more willing to purposefully misuse quotes (don’t do that). but the better option is to just change the thesis.
“i don’t even have that!!” did you. do the reading? if you even just watched the movie, you probably have an opinion on something even if it’s “this is bad.” you can use that. use why you didn’t like it to write a hate-fueled examination on how whiny the main character is and why u think the author is trying to point out how miserable cis white boys are to deal with.
“i don’t have enough sources!!!” go to wikipedia’s page about it and look @ the sources. try to like actually read some if you have time but frankly in a hurry a student (me) might be compelled to just slap the source in there.
“how the fuck do i analyze this”. u know how ppl agonize over why an actor breathed in a scene. melt into that kind of thinking. you can literally force the words to mean whatever you want. i’ve talked about word choice so specific that i based a 12-page essay on three separate uses of the words “my dear”. i talked about the possessive “my” and how it developed for like 5 of those pages. and always repeat the thesis like a million times. after every analysis you should talk about how it links to the thesis. that is like a free 3 sentences every paragraph.
“i did all that and it’s still 3 pages too short” quick ways to Beef Him Up: definitions are great in research papers + essays bc you can talk about either word choice or like the definition of every process used in getting the data. also make the conclusion hella informative (it should answer “what does this mean moving forwards” most of the time, tie it into modern life or into the past). thicken ur intro with “here’s a quote from this guy about it and what he personally felt about acid-base titrations”, use a paragraph to talk about the history of the data/book, use a paragraph to talk about the modern reception of the data/book. also look for where you can use two words instead of one even tho like grammatically don’t do that.
worst comes to worst, brevity is the soul of wit. most teachers prefer concise over rambling and all over the place. if you choose to scoot under the page limit, tho, your writing etc needs to be exceptionally clean. frankly i’ve only done this once and it was terrifying
make computer read it aloud 2 u before u submit. “raquel….. i can’t look at it anymore”. you’re not looking @ it, you’re discovering you wrote “breath” not “breathe” and u need to change it
tutoring centers exist, i worked in one, and this is how i know they actually Help and have Good Ideas
ask about extra credit and do it tbh
good luck…. breathe. and remember u are astronomically more important than a grade could ever be.

do you have trouble writing words on paper but you know what you want to say? because that’s my personal form of useless perfectionism.
like, you can tell your friend all about what you’re planning on writing, and talk about it for like 20 minutes straight?
make notes for imaginary slides for an imaginary presentation on the topic
oops you have an outline now! your imaginary slides? paragraphs (or if ur paper is long af, each imaginary bullet point is a paragraph and each imaginary slide is a couple pages)
credit for this tip goes to my therapist. thanks amy. u solved paper writing for me and at least seven of my friends

Partial credit is better than no credit at all. Only have 5 pages the day it’s due? TURN IT IN. It’s better than a zero if the teacher won’t work with you on an extension or late work

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Today I learned that Tigers cannot
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because losing vision lowers
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this is literally taehyung
Icarus @Peacharu
Today I learned that Tigers cannot
purr. To show happiness, tigers
squint or close their eyes. This is
because losing vision lowers
defense, so tigers only
purposefully do so when they feel
comfortable and safe
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this is literally taehyung
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Today I learned that Tigers cannot
purr. To show happiness, tigers
squint or close their eyes. This is
because losing vision lowers
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bjork-bork: ohnoagremlin: orphanpupok: blackqueerblog: y’all smell this talent multiple cats played the role of “church” in the film actually! here’s leo getting a touch up JD getting his brows done and Tonic, relaxin between takes! apparently each of them has a special focus, like “run purposefully”, “jump at targets” or “hiss on command” they’re so talented : Katie Rife Follow FutureSchlock Re: PET SEMATARY: I just keep thinking about whose job it was on set every day to dirty up the cat. Like, "oh, yeah, I have to go in early tomorrow, I have to rub some Vaseline and coffee grounds on this cat" PET SEMATARY Chavi @ChaviStHill Following Omg this cat is an ACTOR!!! Look at the difference in their eyes!!! Why does this make me so happy??? 772 Katie Rife @FutureSchlock Re: PET SEMATARY: I just keep thinking about whose job it was on set every day to dirty up the cat. Like, "oh, yeah, I have to go in early tomorrow, I have to rub some Vaseline and coffee grounds on this cat Show this thread 12:39 PM - 4 Apr 2019 13,206 Retweets 56,797 Likes (e)乡參0 bjork-bork: ohnoagremlin: orphanpupok: blackqueerblog: y’all smell this talent multiple cats played the role of “church” in the film actually! here’s leo getting a touch up JD getting his brows done and Tonic, relaxin between takes! apparently each of them has a special focus, like “run purposefully”, “jump at targets” or “hiss on command” they’re so talented

bjork-bork:

ohnoagremlin:

orphanpupok:

blackqueerblog:
y’all smell this talent

multiple cats played the role of “church” in the film actually!
here’s leo getting a touch up
JD getting his brows done
and Tonic, relaxin between takes!

apparently each of them has a special focus, like “run purposefully”, “jump at targets” or “hiss on command”
they’re so talented

: Katie Rife
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Re: PET SEMATARY: I just keep thinking
about whose job it was on set every day
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Re: PET SEMATARY: I just keep thinking about whose job it
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bjork-bork:

ohnoagremlin:

orphanpupok:

blackqueerblog:
y’all smell this talent

multiple cats played the role of “church” in the film actually!
here’s leo getting a touch up
JD getting his brows done
and Tonic, relaxin between takes!

apparently each of them has a special focus, like “run purposefully”, “jump at targets” or “hiss on command”
they’re so talented

bjork-bork:

ohnoagremlin:

orphanpupok:

blackqueerblog:
y’all smell this talent

multiple cats played the role of “church” in the film actually!
here’s leo getting a touch up
JD getting his brows done
and Tonic, relaxin between takes!

apparently each of them has a special focus, like “run purposefully”, “jump at targets” or “hiss on command”
they’re so talented

: Katie Rife
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FutureSchlock
Re: PET SEMATARY: I just keep thinking
about whose job it was on set every day
to dirty up the cat. Like, "oh, yeah, I have
to go in early tomorrow, I have to rub
some Vaseline and coffee grounds on
this cat"

PET SEMATARY

Chavi
@ChaviStHill
Following
Omg this cat is an ACTOR!!! Look at the
difference in their eyes!!! Why does this
make me so happy???
772
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Re: PET SEMATARY: I just keep thinking about whose job it
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bjork-bork:

ohnoagremlin:

orphanpupok:

blackqueerblog:
y’all smell this talent

multiple cats played the role of “church” in the film actually!
here’s leo getting a touch up
JD getting his brows done
and Tonic, relaxin between takes!

apparently each of them has a special focus, like “run purposefully”, “jump at targets” or “hiss on command”
they’re so talented

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bjork-bork: ohnoagremlin: orphanpupok: blackqueerblog: y’all smell this talent multiple cats played the role of “church” in the film actually! here’s leo getting a touch up JD getting his brows done and Tonic, relaxin between takes! apparently each of them has a special focus, like “run purposefully”, “jump at targets” or “hiss on command” they’re so talented : Katie Rife Follow FutureSchlock Re: PET SEMATARY: I just keep thinking about whose job it was on set every day to dirty up the cat. Like, "oh, yeah, I have to go in early tomorrow, I have to rub some Vaseline and coffee grounds on this cat" PET SEMATARY Chavi @ChaviStHill Following Omg this cat is an ACTOR!!! Look at the difference in their eyes!!! Why does this make me so happy??? 772 Katie Rife @FutureSchlock Re: PET SEMATARY: I just keep thinking about whose job it was on set every day to dirty up the cat. Like, "oh, yeah, I have to go in early tomorrow, I have to rub some Vaseline and coffee grounds on this cat Show this thread 12:39 PM - 4 Apr 2019 13,206 Retweets 56,797 Likes (e)乡參0 bjork-bork: ohnoagremlin: orphanpupok: blackqueerblog: y’all smell this talent multiple cats played the role of “church” in the film actually! here’s leo getting a touch up JD getting his brows done and Tonic, relaxin between takes! apparently each of them has a special focus, like “run purposefully”, “jump at targets” or “hiss on command” they’re so talented

bjork-bork:

ohnoagremlin:

orphanpupok:

blackqueerblog:
y’all smell this talent

multiple cats played the role of “church” in the film actually!
here’s leo getting a touch up
JD getting his brows done
and Tonic, relaxin between takes!

apparently each of them has a special focus, like “run purposefully”, “jump at targets” or “hiss on command”
they’re so talented

: Katie Rife
Follow
FutureSchlock
Re: PET SEMATARY: I just keep thinking
about whose job it was on set every day
to dirty up the cat. Like, "oh, yeah, I have
to go in early tomorrow, I have to rub
some Vaseline and coffee grounds on
this cat"

PET SEMATARY

Chavi
@ChaviStHill
Following
Omg this cat is an ACTOR!!! Look at the
difference in their eyes!!! Why does this
make me so happy???
772
Katie Rife @FutureSchlock
Re: PET SEMATARY: I just keep thinking about whose job it
was on set every day to dirty up the cat. Like, "oh, yeah, I
have to go in early tomorrow, I have to rub some Vaseline
and coffee grounds on this cat
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bjork-bork:

ohnoagremlin:

orphanpupok:

blackqueerblog:
y’all smell this talent

multiple cats played the role of “church” in the film actually!
here’s leo getting a touch up
JD getting his brows done
and Tonic, relaxin between takes!

apparently each of them has a special focus, like “run purposefully”, “jump at targets” or “hiss on command”
they’re so talented

bjork-bork:

ohnoagremlin:

orphanpupok:

blackqueerblog:
y’all smell this talent

multiple cats played the role of “church” in the film actually!
here’s leo getting a touch up
JD getting his brows done
and Tonic, relaxin between takes!

apparently each of them has a special focus, like “run purposefully”, “jump at targets” or “hiss on command”
they’re so talented

: Katie Rife
Follow
FutureSchlock
Re: PET SEMATARY: I just keep thinking
about whose job it was on set every day
to dirty up the cat. Like, "oh, yeah, I have
to go in early tomorrow, I have to rub
some Vaseline and coffee grounds on
this cat"

PET SEMATARY

Chavi
@ChaviStHill
Following
Omg this cat is an ACTOR!!! Look at the
difference in their eyes!!! Why does this
make me so happy???
772
Katie Rife @FutureSchlock
Re: PET SEMATARY: I just keep thinking about whose job it
was on set every day to dirty up the cat. Like, "oh, yeah, I
have to go in early tomorrow, I have to rub some Vaseline
and coffee grounds on this cat
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orphanpupok:

blackqueerblog:
y’all smell this talent

multiple cats played the role of “church” in the film actually!
here’s leo getting a touch up
JD getting his brows done
and Tonic, relaxin between takes!

apparently each of them has a special focus, like “run purposefully”, “jump at targets” or “hiss on command”
they’re so talented

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Purposefully: boop FUN FACT pufferfish release a toxin when they puff out meant to impair the attacker's so they can get away.Ironically this doesn't work on dolphins in the same way but it does give them a high. So they purposefully inflate them and pass them around

Purposefully: boop
FUN FACT pufferfish release a toxin when
they puff out meant to impair the
attacker's so they can get away.Ironically
this doesn't work on dolphins in the same
way but it does give them a high. So they
purposefully inflate them and pass them
around

Purposefully: boop
FUN FACT pufferfish release a toxin when
they puff out meant to impair the
attacker's so they can get away.Ironically
this doesn't work on dolphins in the same
way but it does give them a high. So they
purposefully inflate them and pass them
around

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omg-humor: Puf puf pass: Olivia @olive_matt147 FUN FACT pufferfish release a toxin when they puff out meant to impair the attacker's so they can get away. Ironically this doesn't work on dolphins in the same way but it does give them a high. So they purposefully inflate them and pass them around animals@Millennial boop omg-humor: Puf puf pass

omg-humor:

Puf puf pass: Olivia
@olive_matt147
FUN FACT pufferfish release a
toxin when they puff out meant to
impair the attacker's so they can
get away. Ironically this doesn't
work on dolphins in the same way
but it does give them a high. So
they purposefully inflate them and
pass them around
animals@Millennial
boop
omg-humor:

Puf puf pass

omg-humor:

Puf puf pass: Olivia
@olive_matt147
FUN FACT pufferfish release a
toxin when they puff out meant to
impair the attacker's so they can
get away. Ironically this doesn't
work on dolphins in the same way
but it does give them a high. So
they purposefully inflate them and
pass them around
animals@Millennial
boop
omg-humor:

Puf puf pass

omg-humor: Puf puf pass

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Puf puf pass: Olivia @olive_matt147 FUN FACT pufferfish release a toxin when they puff out meant to impair the attacker's so they can get away. Ironically this doesn't work on dolphins in the same way but it does give them a high. So they purposefully inflate them and pass them around animals@Millennial boop Puf puf pass

Puf puf pass: Olivia
@olive_matt147
FUN FACT pufferfish release a
toxin when they puff out meant to
impair the attacker's so they can
get away. Ironically this doesn't
work on dolphins in the same way
but it does give them a high. So
they purposefully inflate them and
pass them around
animals@Millennial
boop
Puf puf pass

Puf puf pass: Olivia
@olive_matt147
FUN FACT pufferfish release a
toxin when they puff out meant to
impair the attacker's so they can
get away. Ironically this doesn't
work on dolphins in the same way
but it does give them a high. So
they purposefully inflate them and
pass them around
animals@Millennial
boop
Puf puf pass

Puf puf pass

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advice-animal: Used to work at a supermarket. We had to push carts outside in 110-120° heat. A coworker at the time did this.: TOLD WE COULDN'T WEAR SHORTS AND IF WE WANTED WATER WE HAD TO BUY OUR OWN PURPOSEFULLY DEHYDRATES HERSELF, PASSES OUT, AND SUCCESSFULLY SUES THE COMPANY imgflip.com advice-animal: Used to work at a supermarket. We had to push carts outside in 110-120° heat. A coworker at the time did this.

advice-animal:

Used to work at a supermarket. We had to push carts outside in 110-120° heat. A coworker at the time did this.: TOLD WE COULDN'T WEAR
SHORTS AND IF WE WANTED
WATER WE HAD TO BUY OUR OWN
PURPOSEFULLY DEHYDRATES
HERSELF, PASSES OUT, AND
SUCCESSFULLY SUES THE COMPANY
imgflip.com
advice-animal:

Used to work at a supermarket. We had to push carts outside in 110-120° heat. A coworker at the time did this.

advice-animal:

Used to work at a supermarket. We had to push carts outside in 110-120° heat. A coworker at the time did this.: TOLD WE COULDN'T WEAR
SHORTS AND IF WE WANTED
WATER WE HAD TO BUY OUR OWN
PURPOSEFULLY DEHYDRATES
HERSELF, PASSES OUT, AND
SUCCESSFULLY SUES THE COMPANY
imgflip.com
advice-animal:

Used to work at a supermarket. We had to push carts outside in 110-120° heat. A coworker at the time did this.

advice-animal: Used to work at a supermarket. We had to push carts outside in 110-120° heat. A coworker at the time did this.

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Puff, puff, pass. by rozayweezy MORE MEMES: animals @Millennial boop Olivia @olive_matt147 FUN FACT pufferfish release a toxin when they puff out meant to impair the attacker's so they can get away. Ironically this doesn't work on dolphins in the same way but it does give them a high. So they purposefully inflate them and pass them around Puff, puff, pass. by rozayweezy MORE MEMES

Puff, puff, pass. by rozayweezy
MORE MEMES: animals
@Millennial
boop
Olivia
@olive_matt147
FUN FACT pufferfish release a toxin when
they puff out meant to impair the
attacker's so they can get away. Ironically
this doesn't work on dolphins in the same
way but it does give them a high. So they
purposefully inflate them and pass them
around
Puff, puff, pass. by rozayweezy
MORE MEMES

Puff, puff, pass. by rozayweezy
MORE MEMES: animals
@Millennial
boop
Olivia
@olive_matt147
FUN FACT pufferfish release a toxin when
they puff out meant to impair the
attacker's so they can get away. Ironically
this doesn't work on dolphins in the same
way but it does give them a high. So they
purposefully inflate them and pass them
around
Puff, puff, pass. by rozayweezy
MORE MEMES

Puff, puff, pass. by rozayweezy MORE MEMES

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Puff, puff, pass. via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2SyAndY: animals @Millennial boop Olivia @olive_matt147 FUN FACT pufferfish release a toxin when they puff out meant to impair the attacker's so they can get away. Ironically this doesn't work on dolphins in the same way but it does give them a high. So they purposefully inflate them and pass them around Puff, puff, pass. via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2SyAndY

Puff, puff, pass. via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2SyAndY: animals
@Millennial
boop
Olivia
@olive_matt147
FUN FACT pufferfish release a toxin when
they puff out meant to impair the
attacker's so they can get away. Ironically
this doesn't work on dolphins in the same
way but it does give them a high. So they
purposefully inflate them and pass them
around
Puff, puff, pass. via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2SyAndY

Puff, puff, pass. via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2SyAndY: animals
@Millennial
boop
Olivia
@olive_matt147
FUN FACT pufferfish release a toxin when
they puff out meant to impair the
attacker's so they can get away. Ironically
this doesn't work on dolphins in the same
way but it does give them a high. So they
purposefully inflate them and pass them
around
Puff, puff, pass. via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2SyAndY

Puff, puff, pass. via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2SyAndY

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Puff, puff, pass.: animals @Millennial boop Olivia @olive_matt147 FUN FACT pufferfish release a toxin when they puff out meant to impair the attacker's so they can get away. Ironically this doesn't work on dolphins in the same way but it does give them a high. So they purposefully inflate them and pass them around Puff, puff, pass.

Puff, puff, pass.: animals
@Millennial
boop
Olivia
@olive_matt147
FUN FACT pufferfish release a toxin when
they puff out meant to impair the
attacker's so they can get away. Ironically
this doesn't work on dolphins in the same
way but it does give them a high. So they
purposefully inflate them and pass them
around
Puff, puff, pass.

Puff, puff, pass.: animals
@Millennial
boop
Olivia
@olive_matt147
FUN FACT pufferfish release a toxin when
they puff out meant to impair the
attacker's so they can get away. Ironically
this doesn't work on dolphins in the same
way but it does give them a high. So they
purposefully inflate them and pass them
around
Puff, puff, pass.

Puff, puff, pass.

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Sooooo puff, puff, pass?: animals @Millennial boop Olivia @olive_matt147 FUN FACT pufferfish release a toxin when they puff out meant to impair the attacker's so they can get away. Ironically this doesn't work on dolphins in the same way but it does give them a high. So they purposefully inflate them and pass them around Sooooo puff, puff, pass?

Sooooo puff, puff, pass?: animals
@Millennial
boop
Olivia
@olive_matt147
FUN FACT pufferfish release a toxin when
they puff out meant to impair the
attacker's so they can get away. Ironically
this doesn't work on dolphins in the same
way but it does give them a high. So they
purposefully inflate them and pass them
around
Sooooo puff, puff, pass?

Sooooo puff, puff, pass?: animals
@Millennial
boop
Olivia
@olive_matt147
FUN FACT pufferfish release a toxin when
they puff out meant to impair the
attacker's so they can get away. Ironically
this doesn't work on dolphins in the same
way but it does give them a high. So they
purposefully inflate them and pass them
around
Sooooo puff, puff, pass?

Sooooo puff, puff, pass?

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humming-fly: AU where instead of purposefully immolating their house the brothers are just shitty teenagers Bonus: : I can't believe were Finally leoving home vp no goin back now Did we leave the stove on? humming-fly: AU where instead of purposefully immolating their house the brothers are just shitty teenagers Bonus:

humming-fly:

AU where instead of purposefully immolating their house the brothers are just shitty teenagers
Bonus:
: I can't believe were
Finally leoving home
vp no goin
back now

Did we leave
the stove on?
humming-fly:

AU where instead of purposefully immolating their house the brothers are just shitty teenagers
Bonus:

humming-fly:

AU where instead of purposefully immolating their house the brothers are just shitty teenagers
Bonus:
: I can't believe were
Finally leoving home
vp no goin
back now

Did we leave
the stove on?
humming-fly:

AU where instead of purposefully immolating their house the brothers are just shitty teenagers
Bonus:

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I would do anything for a bagel: faith aspen @Faith_Turney ok, i have a confession one time when i was doing a chem lab i purposefully ripped a hole in my glove, poured a (mild) acid on my hand, & my skin got irritated so my professor let me leave early all so i could go get an Einsteins Bagel thank u for ur time I would do anything for a bagel

I would do anything for a bagel: faith aspen
@Faith_Turney
ok, i have a confession
one time when i was doing a chem lab i
purposefully ripped a hole in my glove,
poured a (mild) acid on my hand, & my
skin got irritated so my professor let me
leave early
all so i could go get an Einsteins Bagel
thank u for ur time
I would do anything for a bagel

I would do anything for a bagel: faith aspen
@Faith_Turney
ok, i have a confession
one time when i was doing a chem lab i
purposefully ripped a hole in my glove,
poured a (mild) acid on my hand, & my
skin got irritated so my professor let me
leave early
all so i could go get an Einsteins Bagel
thank u for ur time
I would do anything for a bagel

I would do anything for a bagel

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blackmoonflesh: lovelyladylunacy: edgaristhefox: furbearingbrick: trebled-negrita-princess: blackgirlsinlove: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: mika-misaki2: I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off dis bitch “Verifiable fact” 😭😂 I’d PISS ON HER tbh btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU I want this post everywhere jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia. the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group. Wow, more proof the Borgias were trash. : SHARE THIS PIC OF BLACK SANTA CUZ IT WILL PISS OFF MEGYN KELLY blackmoonflesh: lovelyladylunacy: edgaristhefox: furbearingbrick: trebled-negrita-princess: blackgirlsinlove: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: mika-misaki2: I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off dis bitch “Verifiable fact” 😭😂 I’d PISS ON HER tbh btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU I want this post everywhere jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia. the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group. Wow, more proof the Borgias were trash.

blackmoonflesh:
lovelyladylunacy:

edgaristhefox:

furbearingbrick:

trebled-negrita-princess:

blackgirlsinlove:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

mika-misaki2:

I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off

dis bitch

“Verifiable fact” 😭😂

I’d PISS ON HER tbh

btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy
and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time
DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU

I want this post everywhere

jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.
the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.

Wow, more proof the Borgias were trash.
: SHARE THIS PIC OF BLACK SANTA
CUZ IT WILL PISS OFF MEGYN KELLY
blackmoonflesh:
lovelyladylunacy:

edgaristhefox:

furbearingbrick:

trebled-negrita-princess:

blackgirlsinlove:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

mika-misaki2:

I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off

dis bitch

“Verifiable fact” 😭😂

I’d PISS ON HER tbh

btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy
and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time
DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU

I want this post everywhere

jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.
the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.

Wow, more proof the Borgias were trash.

blackmoonflesh:
lovelyladylunacy:

edgaristhefox:

furbearingbrick:

trebled-negrita-princess:

blackgirlsinlove:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

mika-misaki2:

I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off

dis bitch

“Verifiable fact” 😭😂

I’d PISS ON HER tbh

btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy
and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time
DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU

I want this post everywhere

jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.
the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.

Wow, more proof the Borgias were trash.
: SHARE THIS PIC OF BLACK SANTA
CUZ IT WILL PISS OFF MEGYN KELLY
blackmoonflesh:
lovelyladylunacy:

edgaristhefox:

furbearingbrick:

trebled-negrita-princess:

blackgirlsinlove:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

mika-misaki2:

I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off

dis bitch

“Verifiable fact” 😭😂

I’d PISS ON HER tbh

btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy
and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time
DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU

I want this post everywhere

jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.
the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.

Wow, more proof the Borgias were trash.

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Purposefully: GAYmer trans @trans_gaymes Following I've dated two cis gay guys, both of whom weren't into vaginas. One just told me he wasn't comfortable with them in a sexual way, I told him that's fine and it was never a problem in our relationship. The other one, however... 10:20 PM-11 Dec 2018 16 Retweets 78 Likes GAYmer trans@trans_gaymes 17h The other guy purposefully used this against me. He asked me out KNOWING that I'm trans, then a week into our relationship, said he could never be happy with a "biological female", and that we HAD to have an open relationship, which I wasn't comfortable with. GAYmer trans@trans_gaymes 17h I told him I wasn't comfortable with an open relationship, but he insisted he couldn't date me and be happy otherwise, so I gave in and agreed. At the time, I didn't see how fucked up this actually was. I didn't realize until after I broke up with him. GAYmer trans @trans_gaymes 17h After I broke up with him, he sent death threats against me to my friends. When reported these threats, he insisted that I was trying to force him to be sexually attracted to me. Which is the exact opposite of what happened GAYmer trans@trans_gaymes 17h I would have had no problem with him not being into me that way. But instead, he made his own manipulation against me look like I was the one manipulating him. And I was blamed for him threatening my life, and he faced no consequences for that. GAYmer trans@trans_gaymes 17h So that's how I know that the "trans people are trying to force people to have sex with them" claims are wrong. Because l've personally lived through being demonized by them. And I'm lucky to have made it out alive, because he really would have killed me if he had the chance.

Purposefully: GAYmer trans
@trans_gaymes
Following
I've dated two cis gay guys, both of
whom weren't into vaginas. One just
told me he wasn't comfortable with
them in a sexual way, I told him that's
fine and it was never a problem in our
relationship. The other one, however...
10:20 PM-11 Dec 2018
16 Retweets 78 Likes

GAYmer trans@trans_gaymes 17h
The other guy purposefully used this against me. He asked me out KNOWING
that I'm trans, then a week into our relationship, said he could never be happy
with a "biological female", and that we HAD to have an open relationship, which
I wasn't comfortable with.
GAYmer trans@trans_gaymes 17h
I told him I wasn't comfortable with an open relationship, but he insisted he
couldn't date me and be happy otherwise, so I gave in and agreed. At the time, I
didn't see how fucked up this actually was. I didn't realize until after I broke up
with him.
GAYmer trans @trans_gaymes 17h
After I broke up with him, he sent death threats against me to my friends. When
reported these threats, he insisted that I was trying to force him to be sexually
attracted to me. Which is the exact opposite of what happened
GAYmer trans@trans_gaymes 17h
I would have had no problem with him not being into me that way. But instead,
he made his own manipulation against me look like I was the one manipulating
him. And I was blamed for him threatening my life, and he faced no
consequences for that.

GAYmer trans@trans_gaymes 17h
So that's how I know that the "trans people are trying to force people to have
sex with them" claims are wrong. Because l've personally lived through being
demonized by them. And I'm lucky to have made it out alive, because he really
would have killed me if he had the chance.

Purposefully: GAYmer trans
@trans_gaymes
Following
I've dated two cis gay guys, both of
whom weren't into vaginas. One just
told me he wasn't comfortable with
them in a sexual way, I told him that's
fine and it was never a problem in our
relationship. The other one, however...
10:20 PM-11 Dec 2018
16 Retweets 78 Likes

GAYmer trans@trans_gaymes 17h
The other guy purposefully used this against me. He asked me out KNOWING
that I'm trans, then a week into our relationship, said he could never be happy
with a "biological female", and that we HAD to have an open relationship, which
I wasn't comfortable with.
GAYmer trans@trans_gaymes 17h
I told him I wasn't comfortable with an open relationship, but he insisted he
couldn't date me and be happy otherwise, so I gave in and agreed. At the time, I
didn't see how fucked up this actually was. I didn't realize until after I broke up
with him.
GAYmer trans @trans_gaymes 17h
After I broke up with him, he sent death threats against me to my friends. When
reported these threats, he insisted that I was trying to force him to be sexually
attracted to me. Which is the exact opposite of what happened
GAYmer trans@trans_gaymes 17h
I would have had no problem with him not being into me that way. But instead,
he made his own manipulation against me look like I was the one manipulating
him. And I was blamed for him threatening my life, and he faced no
consequences for that.

GAYmer trans@trans_gaymes 17h
So that's how I know that the "trans people are trying to force people to have
sex with them" claims are wrong. Because l've personally lived through being
demonized by them. And I'm lucky to have made it out alive, because he really
would have killed me if he had the chance.

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Do one thing a day that scares you: my-flourish-and-blotts: kaalashnikov: Self help tip: Do one thing a day that scares you. Text someone first. Ask your crush to hang out. Purposefully irritate a wild raccoon. Fuck a cactus. The only one stopping you is yourself. Do not fuck a cactus Do one thing a day that scares you

Do one thing a day that scares you: my-flourish-and-blotts:
kaalashnikov:
Self help tip: Do one thing a day
that scares you. Text someone first.
Ask your crush to hang out.
Purposefully irritate a wild raccoon.
Fuck a cactus. The only one
stopping you is yourself.
Do not fuck a cactus
Do one thing a day that scares you

Do one thing a day that scares you: my-flourish-and-blotts:
kaalashnikov:
Self help tip: Do one thing a day
that scares you. Text someone first.
Ask your crush to hang out.
Purposefully irritate a wild raccoon.
Fuck a cactus. The only one
stopping you is yourself.
Do not fuck a cactus
Do one thing a day that scares you

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protip: dont fuck a cactus: my-flourish-and-blotts: kaalashnikov: Self help tip: Do one thing a day that scares you. Text someone first. Ask your crush to hang out. Purposefully irritate a wild raccoon. Fuck a cactus. The only one stopping you is yourself. Do not fuck a cactus protip: dont fuck a cactus

protip: dont fuck a cactus: my-flourish-and-blotts:
kaalashnikov:
Self help tip: Do one thing a day
that scares you. Text someone first.
Ask your crush to hang out.
Purposefully irritate a wild raccoon.
Fuck a cactus. The only one
stopping you is yourself.
Do not fuck a cactus
protip: dont fuck a cactus

protip: dont fuck a cactus: my-flourish-and-blotts:
kaalashnikov:
Self help tip: Do one thing a day
that scares you. Text someone first.
Ask your crush to hang out.
Purposefully irritate a wild raccoon.
Fuck a cactus. The only one
stopping you is yourself.
Do not fuck a cactus
protip: dont fuck a cactus

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Purposefully: purposefully triggering myself me why would my mental illness do this

Purposefully: purposefully
triggering myself
me
why would my mental illness do this

Purposefully: purposefully
triggering myself
me
why would my mental illness do this

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I hate them with a passion: Those kids who purposefully disrespect the teacher then act suprised when they get yelled at Jackson you cunt I wanted a calm day today I hate them with a passion

I hate them with a passion: Those kids who purposefully
disrespect the teacher then act
suprised when they get yelled at
Jackson you cunt I wanted a calm day today
I hate them with a passion

I hate them with a passion: Those kids who purposefully
disrespect the teacher then act
suprised when they get yelled at
Jackson you cunt I wanted a calm day today
I hate them with a passion

I hate them with a passion

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Purposefully: Adam Schiff @RepAdamSchiff How to do an investigation without really trying: 1.) Set artificial deadline 2.) Dictate which witnesses can be interviewed 3.) Decline to follow new leads 4.) Purposefully exclude main witnesses 5.) Declare vindication White House made sure the fix was in from the beginning.

Purposefully: Adam Schiff
@RepAdamSchiff
How to do an investigation without
really trying:
1.) Set artificial deadline
2.) Dictate which witnesses can be
interviewed
3.) Decline to follow new leads
4.) Purposefully exclude main
witnesses
5.) Declare vindication
White House made sure the fix was in
from the beginning.

Purposefully: Adam Schiff
@RepAdamSchiff
How to do an investigation without
really trying:
1.) Set artificial deadline
2.) Dictate which witnesses can be
interviewed
3.) Decline to follow new leads
4.) Purposefully exclude main
witnesses
5.) Declare vindication
White House made sure the fix was in
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SCIENCE EXPLAINS WHY A SEAL SLAPPED A MAN IN THE FACE WITH AN OCTOPUS (🎥:@taiyomasuda @gopro @barekiwi) We’ve all seen the viral video of the kayaker in New Zealand taking a wicked slap from an octopus via a seal (or if this is your first time seeing the video, you’re welcome!!), but this begs the question…. WHY?!?🐙🦑 Our friends at @inverse attempt to find answers: "There isn’t enough information to tell whether the octopus slap was purposefully directed at him, but based on what we know about seals, octopus-throwing is not actually that unusual. Seals in 🇳🇿New Zealand waters — the one in the video is most likely a New Zealand fur seal — are known to eat fish and cephalopods, including octopuses. A 1991 analysis by New Zealand’s Department of Conservation showed that octopuses make up as much as 29 percent of a New Zealand fur seal’s diet." 🔗📖Read the full @inverse article here: https:-bit.ly-2xHEVlP 🌊🛶🐙 science marinebiology seal octopus ocean newzealand viral wow bestof: SCIENCE EXPLAINS WHY A SEAL SLAPPED A MAN IN THE FACE WITH AN OCTOPUS (🎥:@taiyomasuda @gopro @barekiwi) We’ve all seen the viral video of the kayaker in New Zealand taking a wicked slap from an octopus via a seal (or if this is your first time seeing the video, you’re welcome!!), but this begs the question…. WHY?!?🐙🦑 Our friends at @inverse attempt to find answers: "There isn’t enough information to tell whether the octopus slap was purposefully directed at him, but based on what we know about seals, octopus-throwing is not actually that unusual. Seals in 🇳🇿New Zealand waters — the one in the video is most likely a New Zealand fur seal — are known to eat fish and cephalopods, including octopuses. A 1991 analysis by New Zealand’s Department of Conservation showed that octopuses make up as much as 29 percent of a New Zealand fur seal’s diet." 🔗📖Read the full @inverse article here: https:-bit.ly-2xHEVlP 🌊🛶🐙 science marinebiology seal octopus ocean newzealand viral wow bestof

SCIENCE EXPLAINS WHY A SEAL SLAPPED A MAN IN THE FACE WITH AN OCTOPUS (🎥:@taiyomasuda @gopro @barekiwi) We’ve all seen the viral video of the kayaker in New Zealand taking a wicked slap from an octopus via a seal (or if this is your first time seeing the video, you’re welcome!!), but this begs the question…. WHY?!?🐙🦑 Our friends at @inverse attempt to find answers: "There isn’t enough information to tell whether the octopus slap was purposefully directed at him, but based on what we know about seals, octopus-throwing is not actually that unusual. Seals in 🇳🇿New Zealand waters — the one in the video is most likely a New Zealand fur seal — are known to eat fish and cephalopods, including octopuses. A 1991 analysis by New Zealand’s Department of Conservation showed that octopuses make up as much as 29 percent of a New Zealand fur seal’s diet." 🔗📖Read the full @inverse article here: https:-bit.ly-2xHEVlP 🌊🛶🐙 science marinebiology seal octopus ocean newzealand viral wow bestof: SCIENCE EXPLAINS WHY A SEAL SLAPPED A MAN IN THE FACE WITH AN OCTOPUS (🎥:@taiyomasuda @gopro @barekiwi) We’ve all seen the viral video of the kayaker in New Zealand taking a wicked slap from an octopus via a seal (or if this is your first time seeing the video, you’re welcome!!), but this begs the question…. WHY?!?🐙🦑 Our friends at @inverse attempt to find answers: "There isn’t enough information to tell whether the octopus slap was purposefully directed at him, but based on what we know about seals, octopus-throwing is not actually that unusual. Seals in 🇳🇿New Zealand waters — the one in the video is most likely a New Zealand fur seal — are known to eat fish and cephalopods, including octopuses. A 1991 analysis by New Zealand’s Department of Conservation showed that octopuses make up as much as 29 percent of a New Zealand fur seal’s diet." 🔗📖Read the full @inverse article here: https:-bit.ly-2xHEVlP 🌊🛶🐙 science marinebiology seal octopus ocean newzealand viral wow bestof

SCIENCE EXPLAINS WHY A SEAL SLAPPED A MAN IN THE FACE WITH AN OCTOPUS (🎥:@taiyomasuda @gopro @barekiwi) We’ve all seen the viral video of the kayaker in New Zealand taking a wicked slap from an octopus via a seal (or if this is your first time seeing the video, you’re welcome!!), but this begs the question…. WHY?!?🐙🦑 Our friends at @inverse attempt to find answers: "There isn’t enough information to tell whether the octopus slap was purposefully directed at him, but based on what we know about seals, octopus-throwing is not actually that unusual. Seals in 🇳🇿New Zealand waters — the one in the video is most likely a New Zealand fur seal — are known to eat fish and cephalopods, including octopuses. A 1991 analysis by New Zealand’s Department of Conservation showed that octopuses make up as much as 29 percent of a New Zealand fur seal’s diet." 🔗📖Read the full @inverse article here: https:-bit.ly-2xHEVlP 🌊🛶🐙 science marinebiology seal octopus ocean newzealand viral wow bestof: SCIENCE EXPLAINS WHY A SEAL SLAPPED A MAN IN THE FACE WITH AN OCTOPUS (🎥:@taiyomasuda @gopro @barekiwi) We’ve all seen the viral video of the kayaker in New Zealand taking a wicked slap from an octopus via a seal (or if this is your first time seeing the video, you’re welcome!!), but this begs the question…. WHY?!?🐙🦑 Our friends at @inverse attempt to find answers: "There isn’t enough information to tell whether the octopus slap was purposefully directed at him, but based on what we know about seals, octopus-throwing is not actually that unusual. Seals in 🇳🇿New Zealand waters — the one in the video is most likely a New Zealand fur seal — are known to eat fish and cephalopods, including octopuses. A 1991 analysis by New Zealand’s Department of Conservation showed that octopuses make up as much as 29 percent of a New Zealand fur seal’s diet." 🔗📖Read the full @inverse article here: https:-bit.ly-2xHEVlP 🌊🛶🐙 science marinebiology seal octopus ocean newzealand viral wow bestof

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gorps: kaldicuct: decentcunt: kaldicuct: gahdamnpunk: This mf can seriously go choke Gonna go over this again. Protest the working conditions, not what the boss makes. Getting paid more does nothing for the working conditions where it’s so stressful someone attempts suicide. Or do you really think that kind of work suddenly gets better because bigger paycheck? Also, I just want to point out, a lot of this is illegal as fuck. If these claims are true and not just butthurt little kids because “wha whaaa whaaa! I want more money!” Then they should file a report and get that shit handled. Posting on social media isn’t going to do shit. You’re only half right, and clearly not abreast of the issue, m8. While you’re correct that the working conditions are shit and illegal af (my m8 worked there in their Kent WA facility) and the way they purposefully stretch your hours and call you 30 mins before they want you there for random shifts that they will fire you if you don’t take. The piss bottle thing is legit. If he didn’t run across the warehouse and sort quickly enough he got screamed at and told he had to do manual unpaid overtime or he was shitcanned, and they would blacklist him for any other company he would apply to. Any time he got a phone call from work while off shift he would end up in tears due to stress. Reporting the conditions didn’t help. The other problem is they are being paid the absolute lowest wage that is legal to pay them, and of those 60 hr weeks? Obit 40 hrs of it gets paid. Rest is mandatory unpaid ot. Jeff Bezos makes billions. Please tell me why he can’t afford to pay his workers fair wages and to fix working conditions? Why he refuses Seattles $15 minimum and the yearly taxes? I know it’s bc he can get away with it currently, but that’s why ppl are upset. That’s why they’re bringing up his wage. Bc this issue is a 2 parter m8. Just sayin. That’s the thing. All of this people can legit sue for. I’m taking you at face value here. I’m coming at this like you are telling me the gospel truth. Reports need to be filed. Lawsuits filed. Because this shit is ILLEGAL. But people would rather bitch on social media. Get me? Galaxy brain tumblr user: Why don’t the completely broke, ununionized factory workers just sue Amazon, the multi billion dollar multinational corporation? : orbeS Follow @Forbes Amazon founder Jeff Bezos is $3.3B richer than he was a week ago on.forbes.com/6018DcxDj 1:21 PM 11 Jun 2018 2,282 Retweets 5,023 Likes The Artist Formerly Known as Owen Follow @OwennnThomas When I worked at Amazon we had to run around the warehouse, bc if our pick rate fell below a certain number we stopped getting paid There were bottles & bins full of piss at odd points, bc you were penalised for toilet breaks A co-worker attempted suicide on-site bc of the stress Forbes @Forbes Amazon founder Jeff Bezos is $3.3B richer than he was a week ago on.forbes.com/6018DaDj 5:05 AM - 16 Jun 2018 OCO 97,491 Retweets194,744 Likes Michael @Boykiddwonder Follow I deliver for Amazon. Where there is no consistent pay. Money is taken out my check to pay for their vans insurance. No benefits. Work 60 plus hours. Once you finish you can go home but they map out your route to try and keep you late and get mad when you get done early. Forbes @Forbes Amazon founder Jeff Bezos is $3.3B richer than he was a week ago on.forbes.com/6018DoDj 4:26 PM- 16 Jun 2018 9.303 Retweets 18,144LkeseO gorps: kaldicuct: decentcunt: kaldicuct: gahdamnpunk: This mf can seriously go choke Gonna go over this again. Protest the working conditions, not what the boss makes. Getting paid more does nothing for the working conditions where it’s so stressful someone attempts suicide. Or do you really think that kind of work suddenly gets better because bigger paycheck? Also, I just want to point out, a lot of this is illegal as fuck. If these claims are true and not just butthurt little kids because “wha whaaa whaaa! I want more money!” Then they should file a report and get that shit handled. Posting on social media isn’t going to do shit. You’re only half right, and clearly not abreast of the issue, m8. While you’re correct that the working conditions are shit and illegal af (my m8 worked there in their Kent WA facility) and the way they purposefully stretch your hours and call you 30 mins before they want you there for random shifts that they will fire you if you don’t take. The piss bottle thing is legit. If he didn’t run across the warehouse and sort quickly enough he got screamed at and told he had to do manual unpaid overtime or he was shitcanned, and they would blacklist him for any other company he would apply to. Any time he got a phone call from work while off shift he would end up in tears due to stress. Reporting the conditions didn’t help. The other problem is they are being paid the absolute lowest wage that is legal to pay them, and of those 60 hr weeks? Obit 40 hrs of it gets paid. Rest is mandatory unpaid ot. Jeff Bezos makes billions. Please tell me why he can’t afford to pay his workers fair wages and to fix working conditions? Why he refuses Seattles $15 minimum and the yearly taxes? I know it’s bc he can get away with it currently, but that’s why ppl are upset. That’s why they’re bringing up his wage. Bc this issue is a 2 parter m8. Just sayin. That’s the thing. All of this people can legit sue for. I’m taking you at face value here. I’m coming at this like you are telling me the gospel truth. Reports need to be filed. Lawsuits filed. Because this shit is ILLEGAL. But people would rather bitch on social media. Get me? Galaxy brain tumblr user: Why don’t the completely broke, ununionized factory workers just sue Amazon, the multi billion dollar multinational corporation?

gorps:

kaldicuct:

decentcunt:

kaldicuct:

gahdamnpunk:
This mf can seriously go choke
Gonna go over this again.
Protest the working conditions, not what the boss makes.
Getting paid more does nothing for the working conditions where it’s so stressful someone attempts suicide. Or do you really think that kind of work suddenly gets better because bigger paycheck?
Also, I just want to point out, a lot of this is illegal as fuck. If these claims are true and not just butthurt little kids because “wha whaaa whaaa! I want more money!” Then they should file a report and get that shit handled. Posting on social media isn’t going to do shit.

You’re only half right, and clearly not abreast of the issue, m8.
While you’re correct that the working conditions are shit and illegal af (my m8 worked there in their Kent WA facility) and the way they purposefully stretch your hours and call you 30 mins before they want you there for random shifts that they will fire you if you don’t take. The piss bottle thing is legit. If he didn’t run across the warehouse and sort quickly enough he got screamed at and told he had to do manual unpaid overtime or he was shitcanned, and they would blacklist him for any other company he would apply to.
Any time he got a phone call from work while off shift he would end up in tears due to stress.
Reporting the conditions didn’t help.
The other problem is they are being paid the absolute lowest wage that is legal to pay them, and of those 60 hr weeks? Obit 40 hrs of it gets paid. Rest is mandatory unpaid ot.
Jeff Bezos makes billions. Please tell me why he can’t afford to pay his workers fair wages and to fix working conditions? Why he refuses Seattles $15 minimum and the yearly taxes? I know it’s bc he can get away with it currently, but that’s why ppl are upset. That’s why they’re bringing up his wage. Bc this issue is a 2 parter m8. Just sayin.

That’s the thing. All of this people can legit sue for. I’m taking you at face value here. I’m coming at this like you are telling me the gospel truth. Reports need to be filed. Lawsuits filed. Because this shit is ILLEGAL. But people would rather bitch on social media.
Get me?

Galaxy brain tumblr user: Why don’t the completely broke, ununionized factory workers just sue Amazon, the multi billion dollar multinational corporation?
: orbeS
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@Forbes
Amazon founder Jeff Bezos is $3.3B richer
than he was a week ago
on.forbes.com/6018DcxDj
1:21 PM 11 Jun 2018
2,282 Retweets 5,023 Likes

The Artist Formerly Known as Owen
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@OwennnThomas
When I worked at Amazon we had to run
around the warehouse, bc if our pick rate
fell below a certain number we stopped
getting paid
There were bottles & bins full of piss at
odd points, bc you were penalised for
toilet breaks
A co-worker attempted suicide on-site
bc of the stress
Forbes @Forbes
Amazon founder Jeff Bezos is $3.3B richer than he was a
week ago
on.forbes.com/6018DaDj
5:05 AM - 16 Jun 2018
OCO
97,491 Retweets194,744 Likes

Michael
@Boykiddwonder
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I deliver for Amazon. Where there is no
consistent pay. Money is taken out my
check to pay for their vans insurance. No
benefits. Work 60 plus hours. Once you
finish you can go home but they map
out your route to try and keep you late
and get mad when you get done early.
Forbes @Forbes
Amazon founder Jeff Bezos is $3.3B richer than he was a
week ago
on.forbes.com/6018DoDj
4:26 PM- 16 Jun 2018
9.303 Retweets 18,144LkeseO
gorps:

kaldicuct:

decentcunt:

kaldicuct:

gahdamnpunk:
This mf can seriously go choke
Gonna go over this again.
Protest the working conditions, not what the boss makes.
Getting paid more does nothing for the working conditions where it’s so stressful someone attempts suicide. Or do you really think that kind of work suddenly gets better because bigger paycheck?
Also, I just want to point out, a lot of this is illegal as fuck. If these claims are true and not just butthurt little kids because “wha whaaa whaaa! I want more money!” Then they should file a report and get that shit handled. Posting on social media isn’t going to do shit.

You’re only half right, and clearly not abreast of the issue, m8.
While you’re correct that the working conditions are shit and illegal af (my m8 worked there in their Kent WA facility) and the way they purposefully stretch your hours and call you 30 mins before they want you there for random shifts that they will fire you if you don’t take. The piss bottle thing is legit. If he didn’t run across the warehouse and sort quickly enough he got screamed at and told he had to do manual unpaid overtime or he was shitcanned, and they would blacklist him for any other company he would apply to.
Any time he got a phone call from work while off shift he would end up in tears due to stress.
Reporting the conditions didn’t help.
The other problem is they are being paid the absolute lowest wage that is legal to pay them, and of those 60 hr weeks? Obit 40 hrs of it gets paid. Rest is mandatory unpaid ot.
Jeff Bezos makes billions. Please tell me why he can’t afford to pay his workers fair wages and to fix working conditions? Why he refuses Seattles $15 minimum and the yearly taxes? I know it’s bc he can get away with it currently, but that’s why ppl are upset. That’s why they’re bringing up his wage. Bc this issue is a 2 parter m8. Just sayin.

That’s the thing. All of this people can legit sue for. I’m taking you at face value here. I’m coming at this like you are telling me the gospel truth. Reports need to be filed. Lawsuits filed. Because this shit is ILLEGAL. But people would rather bitch on social media.
Get me?

Galaxy brain tumblr user: Why don’t the completely broke, ununionized factory workers just sue Amazon, the multi billion dollar multinational corporation?

gorps:

kaldicuct:

decentcunt:

kaldicuct:

gahdamnpunk:
This mf can seriously go choke
Gonna go over this again.
Protest the working conditions, not what the boss makes.
Getting paid more does nothing for the working conditions where it’s so stressful someone attempts suicide. Or do you really think that kind of work suddenly gets better because bigger paycheck?
Also, I just want to point out, a lot of this is illegal as fuck. If these claims are true and not just butthurt little kids because “wha whaaa whaaa! I want more money!” Then they should file a report and get that shit handled. Posting on social media isn’t going to do shit.

You’re only half right, and clearly not abreast of the issue, m8.
While you’re correct that the working conditions are shit and illegal af (my m8 worked there in their Kent WA facility) and the way they purposefully stretch your hours and call you 30 mins before they want you there for random shifts that they will fire you if you don’t take. The piss bottle thing is legit. If he didn’t run across the warehouse and sort quickly enough he got screamed at and told he had to do manual unpaid overtime or he was shitcanned, and they would blacklist him for any other company he would apply to.
Any time he got a phone call from work while off shift he would end up in tears due to stress.
Reporting the conditions didn’t help.
The other problem is they are being paid the absolute lowest wage that is legal to pay them, and of those 60 hr weeks? Obit 40 hrs of it gets paid. Rest is mandatory unpaid ot.
Jeff Bezos makes billions. Please tell me why he can’t afford to pay his workers fair wages and to fix working conditions? Why he refuses Seattles $15 minimum and the yearly taxes? I know it’s bc he can get away with it currently, but that’s why ppl are upset. That’s why they’re bringing up his wage. Bc this issue is a 2 parter m8. Just sayin.

That’s the thing. All of this people can legit sue for. I’m taking you at face value here. I’m coming at this like you are telling me the gospel truth. Reports need to be filed. Lawsuits filed. Because this shit is ILLEGAL. But people would rather bitch on social media.
Get me?

Galaxy brain tumblr user: Why don’t the completely broke, ununionized factory workers just sue Amazon, the multi billion dollar multinational corporation?
: orbeS
Follow
@Forbes
Amazon founder Jeff Bezos is $3.3B richer
than he was a week ago
on.forbes.com/6018DcxDj
1:21 PM 11 Jun 2018
2,282 Retweets 5,023 Likes

The Artist Formerly Known as Owen
Follow
@OwennnThomas
When I worked at Amazon we had to run
around the warehouse, bc if our pick rate
fell below a certain number we stopped
getting paid
There were bottles & bins full of piss at
odd points, bc you were penalised for
toilet breaks
A co-worker attempted suicide on-site
bc of the stress
Forbes @Forbes
Amazon founder Jeff Bezos is $3.3B richer than he was a
week ago
on.forbes.com/6018DaDj
5:05 AM - 16 Jun 2018
OCO
97,491 Retweets194,744 Likes

Michael
@Boykiddwonder
Follow
I deliver for Amazon. Where there is no
consistent pay. Money is taken out my
check to pay for their vans insurance. No
benefits. Work 60 plus hours. Once you
finish you can go home but they map
out your route to try and keep you late
and get mad when you get done early.
Forbes @Forbes
Amazon founder Jeff Bezos is $3.3B richer than he was a
week ago
on.forbes.com/6018DoDj
4:26 PM- 16 Jun 2018
9.303 Retweets 18,144LkeseO
gorps:

kaldicuct:

decentcunt:

kaldicuct:

gahdamnpunk:
This mf can seriously go choke
Gonna go over this again.
Protest the working conditions, not what the boss makes.
Getting paid more does nothing for the working conditions where it’s so stressful someone attempts suicide. Or do you really think that kind of work suddenly gets better because bigger paycheck?
Also, I just want to point out, a lot of this is illegal as fuck. If these claims are true and not just butthurt little kids because “wha whaaa whaaa! I want more money!” Then they should file a report and get that shit handled. Posting on social media isn’t going to do shit.

You’re only half right, and clearly not abreast of the issue, m8.
While you’re correct that the working conditions are shit and illegal af (my m8 worked there in their Kent WA facility) and the way they purposefully stretch your hours and call you 30 mins before they want you there for random shifts that they will fire you if you don’t take. The piss bottle thing is legit. If he didn’t run across the warehouse and sort quickly enough he got screamed at and told he had to do manual unpaid overtime or he was shitcanned, and they would blacklist him for any other company he would apply to.
Any time he got a phone call from work while off shift he would end up in tears due to stress.
Reporting the conditions didn’t help.
The other problem is they are being paid the absolute lowest wage that is legal to pay them, and of those 60 hr weeks? Obit 40 hrs of it gets paid. Rest is mandatory unpaid ot.
Jeff Bezos makes billions. Please tell me why he can’t afford to pay his workers fair wages and to fix working conditions? Why he refuses Seattles $15 minimum and the yearly taxes? I know it’s bc he can get away with it currently, but that’s why ppl are upset. That’s why they’re bringing up his wage. Bc this issue is a 2 parter m8. Just sayin.

That’s the thing. All of this people can legit sue for. I’m taking you at face value here. I’m coming at this like you are telling me the gospel truth. Reports need to be filed. Lawsuits filed. Because this shit is ILLEGAL. But people would rather bitch on social media.
Get me?

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Lazy parents raise better kids. I posted a photo of our 13-year-old doing her end-of-the-month calculations. She handles our household grocery budget each month. I was shocked at how many messages I got telling me she was too young to have so much responsibility. They labeled me a lazy mom and I took it as a compliment (though I’m not sure that’s how it was meant lol). I’m purposefully lazy and my kids are thriving because of it. I have more energy than most, I could easily handle everything for them but I don’t because I want them to learn to do it for themselves. I love the harsh, judgmental looks and comments I get from other parents when they see my kids doing things deemed “too hard” for them. “What a lazy mom. Those poor kids,” they whisper. Yeah, well they can judge me all they want but I’m preparing my kids to not need me. And I personally believe that’s the greatest gift I can give them. I think we severely underestimate our children. They are far more capable and dependable than we will allow them to be. Most of us are over-scheduled control freaks and we don’t create the time we need to let our kids try and fail and then try again. We’re too busy to be lazy and it’s hurting our kids. Children that are treated like they are capable become capable. And it starts small...it starts with the toddler who wants to help do the dishes and you end up with a tsunami in your dish room or the 4-year-old who wants to take the trash out when you’re on your way out the door-- it takes 20 minutes instead of the 2 it would have taken you because the trash bag is the same size as them, it got a hole in it 'cause it was dragging the ground and you pretty much have to sanitize their whole body now 'cause they’ve somehow managed to touch every part of the trash bag. Now you’re late for your appointment but your kid is feeling empowered and damn it, that needs to be worth it. It takes patience and determination to be a lazy parent. Because the way they do it won’t be perfect (at first) -- they’ll make ungodly messes, it will be crooked and mismatched, things will break, and it will likely take 4 times longer than if you just did it yourself. And it’s hard to watch them struggle, we love them and we want to make life easy for them. But life isn’t easy, it’s f*cking hard and we are doing them a great disservice when we don’t let them struggle and prove to themselves that they are little badasses. I've noticed a lot of people wait because they are going to get hurt, they don’t have time or they like their house to stay looking magazine worthy -- and a 3-year-old learning to organize their own space or make their own breakfast has rough edges. The struggle is real, but you simply need to get over it because raising capable adults doesn’t start at age 16 when they can’t do anything for themselves; it starts at age 3 when they need you to back off and let them make a tsunami in your dish room. Do yourself and your kids a favor and be a lazy parent. Back off and let them try. Brooke Hampton, "lazy mom of three wildly capable humans" (via Barefoot Five): SUMMER 2K18 Lazy parents raise better kids. I posted a photo of our 13-year-old doing her end-of-the-month calculations. She handles our household grocery budget each month. I was shocked at how many messages I got telling me she was too young to have so much responsibility. They labeled me a lazy mom and I took it as a compliment (though I’m not sure that’s how it was meant lol). I’m purposefully lazy and my kids are thriving because of it. I have more energy than most, I could easily handle everything for them but I don’t because I want them to learn to do it for themselves. I love the harsh, judgmental looks and comments I get from other parents when they see my kids doing things deemed “too hard” for them. “What a lazy mom. Those poor kids,” they whisper. Yeah, well they can judge me all they want but I’m preparing my kids to not need me. And I personally believe that’s the greatest gift I can give them. I think we severely underestimate our children. They are far more capable and dependable than we will allow them to be. Most of us are over-scheduled control freaks and we don’t create the time we need to let our kids try and fail and then try again. We’re too busy to be lazy and it’s hurting our kids. Children that are treated like they are capable become capable. And it starts small...it starts with the toddler who wants to help do the dishes and you end up with a tsunami in your dish room or the 4-year-old who wants to take the trash out when you’re on your way out the door-- it takes 20 minutes instead of the 2 it would have taken you because the trash bag is the same size as them, it got a hole in it 'cause it was dragging the ground and you pretty much have to sanitize their whole body now 'cause they’ve somehow managed to touch every part of the trash bag. Now you’re late for your appointment but your kid is feeling empowered and damn it, that needs to be worth it. It takes patience and determination to be a lazy parent. Because the way they do it won’t be perfect (at first) -- they’ll make ungodly messes, it will be crooked and mismatched, things will break, and it will likely take 4 times longer than if you just did it yourself. And it’s hard to watch them struggle, we love them and we want to make life easy for them. But life isn’t easy, it’s f*cking hard and we are doing them a great disservice when we don’t let them struggle and prove to themselves that they are little badasses. I've noticed a lot of people wait because they are going to get hurt, they don’t have time or they like their house to stay looking magazine worthy -- and a 3-year-old learning to organize their own space or make their own breakfast has rough edges. The struggle is real, but you simply need to get over it because raising capable adults doesn’t start at age 16 when they can’t do anything for themselves; it starts at age 3 when they need you to back off and let them make a tsunami in your dish room. Do yourself and your kids a favor and be a lazy parent. Back off and let them try. Brooke Hampton, "lazy mom of three wildly capable humans" (via Barefoot Five)

Lazy parents raise better kids.

I posted a photo of our 13-year-old doing her end-of-the-month calculations. She handles our household grocery budget each month. I was shocked at how many messages I got telling me she was too young to have so much responsibility. They labeled me a lazy mom and I took it as a compliment (though I’m not sure that’s how it was meant lol).

I’m purposefully lazy and my kids are thriving because of it. I have more energy than most, I could easily handle everything for them but I don’t because I want them to learn to do it for themselves.

I love the harsh, judgmental looks and comments I get from other parents when they see my kids doing things deemed “too hard” for them. “What a lazy mom. Those poor kids,” they whisper. Yeah, well they can judge me all they want but I’m preparing my kids to not need me. And I personally believe that’s the greatest gift I can give them.

I think we severely underestimate our children. They are far more capable and dependable than we will allow them to be. Most of us are over-scheduled control freaks and we don’t create the time we need to let our kids try and fail and then try again. We’re too busy to be lazy and it’s hurting our kids.

Children that are treated like they are capable become capable.
And it starts small...it starts with the toddler who wants to help do the dishes and you end up with a tsunami in your dish room or the 4-year-old who wants to take the trash out when you’re on your way out the door-- it takes 20 minutes instead of the 2 it would have taken you because the trash bag is the same size as them, it got a hole in it 'cause it was dragging the ground and you pretty much have to sanitize their whole body now 'cause they’ve somehow managed to touch every part of the trash bag. Now you’re late for your appointment but your kid is feeling empowered and damn it, that needs to be worth it.

It takes patience and determination to be a lazy parent. Because the way they do it won’t be perfect (at first) -- they’ll make ungodly messes, it will be crooked and mismatched, things will break, and it will likely take 4 times longer than if you just did it yourself. And it’s hard to watch them struggle, we love them and we want to make life easy for them. But life isn’t easy, it’s f*cking hard and we are doing them a great disservice when we don’t let them struggle and prove to themselves that they are little badasses.

I've noticed a lot of people wait because they are going to get hurt, they don’t have time or they like their house to stay looking magazine worthy -- and a 3-year-old learning to organize their own space or make their own breakfast has rough edges.

The struggle is real, but you simply need to get over it because raising capable adults doesn’t start at age 16 when they can’t do anything for themselves; it starts at age 3 when they need you to back off and let them make a tsunami in your dish room.

Do yourself and your kids a favor and be a lazy parent. Back off and let them try.

Brooke Hampton,
"lazy mom of three wildly capable humans"

(via Barefoot Five): SUMMER
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Lazy parents raise better kids.

I posted a photo of our 13-year-old doing her end-of-the-month calculations. She handles our household grocery budget each month. I was shocked at how many messages I got telling me she was too young to have so much responsibility. They labeled me a lazy mom and I took it as a compliment (though I’m not sure that’s how it was meant lol).

I’m purposefully lazy and my kids are thriving because of it. I have more energy than most, I could easily handle everything for them but I don’t because I want them to learn to do it for themselves.

I love the harsh, judgmental looks and comments I get from other parents when they see my kids doing things deemed “too hard” for them. “What a lazy mom. Those poor kids,” they whisper. Yeah, well they can judge me all they want but I’m preparing my kids to not need me. And I personally believe that’s the greatest gift I can give them.

I think we severely underestimate our children. They are far more capable and dependable than we will allow them to be. Most of us are over-scheduled control freaks and we don’t create the time we need to let our kids try and fail and then try again. We’re too busy to be lazy and it’s hurting our kids.

Children that are treated like they are capable become capable.
And it starts small...it starts with the toddler who wants to help do the dishes and you end up with a tsunami in your dish room or the 4-year-old who wants to take the trash out when you’re on your way out the door-- it takes 20 minutes instead of the 2 it would have taken you because the trash bag is the same size as them, it got a hole in it 'cause it was dragging the ground and you pretty much have to sanitize their whole body now 'cause they’ve somehow managed to touch every part of the trash bag. Now you’re late for your appointment but your kid is feeling empowered and damn it, that needs to be worth it.

It takes patience and determination to be a lazy parent. Because the way they do it won’t be perfect (at first) -- they’ll make ungodly messes, it will be crooked and mismatched, things will break, and it will likely take 4 times longer than if you just did it yourself. And it’s hard to watch them struggle, we love them and we want to make life easy for them. But life isn’t easy, it’s f*cking hard and we are doing them a great disservice when we don’t let them struggle and prove to themselves that they are little badasses.

I've noticed a lot of people wait because they are going to get hurt, they don’t have time or they like their house to stay looking magazine worthy -- and a 3-year-old learning to organize their own space or make their own breakfast has rough edges.

The struggle is real, but you simply need to get over it because raising capable adults doesn’t start at age 16 when they can’t do anything for themselves; it starts at age 3 when they need you to back off and let them make a tsunami in your dish room.

Do yourself and your kids a favor and be a lazy parent. Back off and let them try.

Brooke Hampton,
"lazy mom of three wildly capable humans"

(via Barefoot Five)

Lazy parents raise better kids.

I posted a photo of our 13-year-old doing her end-of-the-month calculations. She handles our household grocery budget each month. I was shocked at how many messages I got telling me she was too young to have so much responsibility. They labeled me a lazy mom and I took it as a compliment (though I’m not sure that’s how it was meant lol).

I’m purposefully lazy and my kids are thriving because of it. I have more energy than most, I could easily handle everything for them but I don’t because I want them to learn to do it for themselves.

I love the harsh, judgmental looks and comments I get from other parents when they see my kids doing things deemed “too hard” for them. “What a lazy mom. Those poor kids,” they whisper. Yeah, well they can judge me all they want but I’m preparing my kids to not need me. And I personally believe that’s the greatest gift I can give them.

I think we severely underestimate our children. They are far more capable and dependable than we will allow them to be. Most of us are over-scheduled control freaks and we don’t create the time we need to let our kids try and fail and then try again. We’re too busy to be lazy and it’s hurting our kids.

Children that are treated like they are capable become capable.
And it starts small...it starts with the toddler who wants to help do the dishes and you end up with a tsunami in your dish room or the 4-year-old who wants to take the trash out when you’re on your way out the door-- it takes 20 minutes instead of the 2 it would have taken you because the trash bag is the same size as them, it got a hole in it 'cause it was dragging the ground and you pretty much have to sanitize their whole body now 'cause they’ve somehow managed to touch every part of the trash bag. Now you’re late for your appointment but your kid is feeling empowered and damn it, that needs to be worth it.

It takes patience and determination to be a lazy parent. Because the way they do it won’t be perfect (at first) -- they’ll make ungodly messes, it will be crooked and mismatched, things will break, and it will likely take 4 times longer than if you just did it yourself. And it’s hard to watch them struggle, we love them and we want to make life easy for them. But life isn’t easy, it’s f*cking hard and we are doing them a great disservice when we don’t let them struggle and prove to themselves that they are little badasses.

I've noticed a lot of people wait because they are going to get hurt, they don’t have time or they like their house to stay looking magazine worthy -- and a 3-year-old learning to organize their own space or make their own breakfast has rough edges.

The struggle is real, but you simply need to get over it because raising capable adults doesn’t start at age 16 when they can’t do anything for themselves; it starts at age 3 when they need you to back off and let them make a tsunami in your dish room.

Do yourself and your kids a favor and be a lazy parent. Back off and let them try.

Brooke Hampton,
"lazy mom of three wildly capable humans"

(via Barefoot Five): SUMMER
2K18
Lazy parents raise better kids.

I posted a photo of our 13-year-old doing her end-of-the-month calculations. She handles our household grocery budget each month. I was shocked at how many messages I got telling me she was too young to have so much responsibility. They labeled me a lazy mom and I took it as a compliment (though I’m not sure that’s how it was meant lol).

I’m purposefully lazy and my kids are thriving because of it. I have more energy than most, I could easily handle everything for them but I don’t because I want them to learn to do it for themselves.

I love the harsh, judgmental looks and comments I get from other parents when they see my kids doing things deemed “too hard” for them. “What a lazy mom. Those poor kids,” they whisper. Yeah, well they can judge me all they want but I’m preparing my kids to not need me. And I personally believe that’s the greatest gift I can give them.

I think we severely underestimate our children. They are far more capable and dependable than we will allow them to be. Most of us are over-scheduled control freaks and we don’t create the time we need to let our kids try and fail and then try again. We’re too busy to be lazy and it’s hurting our kids.

Children that are treated like they are capable become capable.
And it starts small...it starts with the toddler who wants to help do the dishes and you end up with a tsunami in your dish room or the 4-year-old who wants to take the trash out when you’re on your way out the door-- it takes 20 minutes instead of the 2 it would have taken you because the trash bag is the same size as them, it got a hole in it 'cause it was dragging the ground and you pretty much have to sanitize their whole body now 'cause they’ve somehow managed to touch every part of the trash bag. Now you’re late for your appointment but your kid is feeling empowered and damn it, that needs to be worth it.

It takes patience and determination to be a lazy parent. Because the way they do it won’t be perfect (at first) -- they’ll make ungodly messes, it will be crooked and mismatched, things will break, and it will likely take 4 times longer than if you just did it yourself. And it’s hard to watch them struggle, we love them and we want to make life easy for them. But life isn’t easy, it’s f*cking hard and we are doing them a great disservice when we don’t let them struggle and prove to themselves that they are little badasses.

I've noticed a lot of people wait because they are going to get hurt, they don’t have time or they like their house to stay looking magazine worthy -- and a 3-year-old learning to organize their own space or make their own breakfast has rough edges.

The struggle is real, but you simply need to get over it because raising capable adults doesn’t start at age 16 when they can’t do anything for themselves; it starts at age 3 when they need you to back off and let them make a tsunami in your dish room.

Do yourself and your kids a favor and be a lazy parent. Back off and let them try.

Brooke Hampton,
"lazy mom of three wildly capable humans"

(via Barefoot Five)

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<p><a href="http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/post/174710540817/used-to-work-at-a-supermarket-we-had-to-push" class="tumblr_blog">advice-animal</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Used to work at a supermarket. We had to push carts outside in 110-120° heat. A coworker at the time did this.</p></blockquote>: TOLD WE COULDN'T WEAR SHORTS AND IF WE WANTED WATER WE HAD TO BUY OUR OWN PURPOSEFULLY DEHYDRATES HERSELF, PASSES OUT, AND SUCCESSFULLY SUES THE COMPANY imgflip.com <p><a href="http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/post/174710540817/used-to-work-at-a-supermarket-we-had-to-push" class="tumblr_blog">advice-animal</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Used to work at a supermarket. We had to push carts outside in 110-120° heat. A coworker at the time did this.</p></blockquote>

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<blockquote><p>Used to work at a supermarket. We had to push carts outside in 110-120° heat. A coworker at the time did this.</p></blockquote>: TOLD WE COULDN'T WEAR
SHORTS AND IF WE WANTED
WATER WE HAD TO BUY OUR OWN
PURPOSEFULLY DEHYDRATES
HERSELF, PASSES OUT, AND
SUCCESSFULLY SUES THE COMPANY
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<blockquote><p>Used to work at a supermarket. We had to push carts outside in 110-120° heat. A coworker at the time did this.</p></blockquote>

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<blockquote><p>Used to work at a supermarket. We had to push carts outside in 110-120° heat. A coworker at the time did this.</p></blockquote>: TOLD WE COULDN'T WEAR
SHORTS AND IF WE WANTED
WATER WE HAD TO BUY OUR OWN
PURPOSEFULLY DEHYDRATES
HERSELF, PASSES OUT, AND
SUCCESSFULLY SUES THE COMPANY
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Used to work at a supermarket. We had to push carts outside in 110-120° heat. A coworker at the time did this.: TOLD WE COULDN'T WEAR SHORTS AND IF WE WANTED WATER WE HAD TO BUY OUR OWN PURPOSEFULLY DEHYDRATES HERSELF, PASSES OUT, AND SUCCESSFULLY SUES THE COMPANY imgflip.com Used to work at a supermarket. We had to push carts outside in 110-120° heat. A coworker at the time did this.

Used to work at a supermarket. We had to push carts outside in 110-120° heat. A coworker at the time did this.: TOLD WE COULDN'T WEAR
SHORTS AND IF WE WANTED
WATER WE HAD TO BUY OUR OWN
PURPOSEFULLY DEHYDRATES
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SUCCESSFULLY SUES THE COMPANY
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Used to work at a supermarket. We had to push carts outside in 110-120° heat. A coworker at the time did this.

Used to work at a supermarket. We had to push carts outside in 110-120° heat. A coworker at the time did this.: TOLD WE COULDN'T WEAR
SHORTS AND IF WE WANTED
WATER WE HAD TO BUY OUR OWN
PURPOSEFULLY DEHYDRATES
HERSELF, PASSES OUT, AND
SUCCESSFULLY SUES THE COMPANY
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Used to work at a supermarket. We had to push carts outside in 110-120° heat. A coworker at the time did this.

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BV The Other 98% lying again...: The Other 98% 1 hr.3 Let's not forget about Tim Tebow, the NFL quarterback that kneeled in protest of abortion during the National Anthem in 2012. He was praised by fans for being a "model American, then was given 3 new NFL contracts in addition to a Major League Baseball contract. Unlike Colin Kaepernick, who CLEARLY stated his protest has nothing to do with the flag or military, Time Tebow specifically said that he couldn't stand for a flag that allowed for abortion. If you can't see the hypocrisy in this then chances are you are part of the problem. Bryce Verret Tim Tebow's pro-life stance is well known, but when he knelt on the field, his actions were those of private prayer conducted during incidental moments surrounding a game- not, as Colin Kapernick's were, a form of public protest purposefully tied to the playing of the U.S. national anthem. Tebow never knelt while the national anthem was being played BV The Other 98% lying again...

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The Other 98% lying again...: The Other 98%
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Let's not forget about Tim Tebow, the NFL
quarterback that kneeled in protest of abortion
during the National Anthem in 2012. He was praised
by fans for being a "model American, then was given
3 new NFL contracts in addition to a Major League
Baseball contract. Unlike Colin Kaepernick, who
CLEARLY stated his protest has nothing to do with
the flag or military, Time Tebow specifically said that
he couldn't stand for a flag that allowed for abortion.
If you can't see the hypocrisy in this then chances
are you are part of the problem.
Bryce Verret
Tim Tebow's pro-life stance is well
known, but when he knelt on the field,
his actions were those of private prayer
conducted during incidental moments
surrounding a game- not, as Colin
Kapernick's were, a form of public
protest purposefully tied to the playing
of the U.S. national anthem. Tebow
never knelt while the national anthem
was being played
BV
The Other 98% lying again...

BV
The Other 98% lying again...: The Other 98%
1 hr.3
Let's not forget about Tim Tebow, the NFL
quarterback that kneeled in protest of abortion
during the National Anthem in 2012. He was praised
by fans for being a "model American, then was given
3 new NFL contracts in addition to a Major League
Baseball contract. Unlike Colin Kaepernick, who
CLEARLY stated his protest has nothing to do with
the flag or military, Time Tebow specifically said that
he couldn't stand for a flag that allowed for abortion.
If you can't see the hypocrisy in this then chances
are you are part of the problem.
Bryce Verret
Tim Tebow's pro-life stance is well
known, but when he knelt on the field,
his actions were those of private prayer
conducted during incidental moments
surrounding a game- not, as Colin
Kapernick's were, a form of public
protest purposefully tied to the playing
of the U.S. national anthem. Tebow
never knelt while the national anthem
was being played
BV
The Other 98% lying again...

BV The Other 98% lying again...

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(x-post from /r/Librulz) The game ends when the table is flipped by ChipAyten FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.: when you make a board game thats purposefully terrible to prove the system is rigged for the rich but the people eat it up anyway (x-post from /r/Librulz) The game ends when the table is flipped by ChipAyten FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

(x-post from /r/Librulz) The game ends when the table is flipped by ChipAyten
FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.: when you make a board game thats
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system is rigged for the rich but the
people eat it up anyway
(x-post from /r/Librulz) The game ends when the table is flipped by ChipAyten
FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

(x-post from /r/Librulz) The game ends when the table is flipped by ChipAyten
FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.: when you make a board game thats
purposefully terrible to prove the
system is rigged for the rich but the
people eat it up anyway
(x-post from /r/Librulz) The game ends when the table is flipped by ChipAyten
FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

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Pretty much sums up my marriage. The card I received from my wife: ILOVE YOU .BUT THE NEXT TIME YOU PURPOSEFULLY INTERRUPT MY YAWN BY STICKING YOUR FINGER IN MY MOUTH WILL HEADBUTT YOU. Pretty much sums up my marriage. The card I received from my wife

Pretty much sums up my marriage. The card I received from my wife: ILOVE YOU
.BUT THE NEXT TIME YOU
PURPOSEFULLY INTERRUPT MY
YAWN BY STICKING YOUR
FINGER IN MY MOUTH
WILL HEADBUTT YOU.
Pretty much sums up my marriage. The card I received from my wife

Pretty much sums up my marriage. The card I received from my wife: ILOVE YOU
.BUT THE NEXT TIME YOU
PURPOSEFULLY INTERRUPT MY
YAWN BY STICKING YOUR
FINGER IN MY MOUTH
WILL HEADBUTT YOU.
Pretty much sums up my marriage. The card I received from my wife

Pretty much sums up my marriage. The card I received from my wife

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I love u but.: LOVE YOU BUT THE NEXT TIME YOU PURPOSEFULLY INTERRUPT MY YAWN BY STICKING YOUR FINGER IN MY MOUTH AB WILL HEADBUTT YOU. I love u but.

I love u but.: LOVE YOU
BUT THE NEXT TIME YOU
PURPOSEFULLY INTERRUPT MY
YAWN BY STICKING YOUR
FINGER IN MY MOUTH
AB
WILL HEADBUTT YOU.
I love u but.

I love u but.: LOVE YOU
BUT THE NEXT TIME YOU
PURPOSEFULLY INTERRUPT MY
YAWN BY STICKING YOUR
FINGER IN MY MOUTH
AB
WILL HEADBUTT YOU.
I love u but.

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it ain’t that hard by Kaitarfairy FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.: Using improper gammar because you don't know the difference. Using improper grammar because you don't care that it's wrong. Meticulously checking your grammar because you worked hard to learn the rules and intricate nuances of language purposefully saying things wrong because you understand that by virtue of being a native speaker it is technically impossible for you to say something that is grammatically incorrect as long as it is purposeful it ain’t that hard by Kaitarfairy FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

it ain’t that hard by Kaitarfairy
FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.: Using improper gammar
because you don't know
the difference.
Using improper grammar
because you don't care
that it's wrong.
Meticulously checking your
grammar because you
worked hard to learn the
rules and intricate nuances
of language
purposefully saying things wrong
because you understand that
by virtue of being a native speaker
it is technically impossible for
you to say something that is
grammatically incorrect as long
as it is purposeful
it ain’t that hard by Kaitarfairy
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it ain’t that hard by Kaitarfairy
FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.: Using improper gammar
because you don't know
the difference.
Using improper grammar
because you don't care
that it's wrong.
Meticulously checking your
grammar because you
worked hard to learn the
rules and intricate nuances
of language
purposefully saying things wrong
because you understand that
by virtue of being a native speaker
it is technically impossible for
you to say something that is
grammatically incorrect as long
as it is purposeful
it ain’t that hard by Kaitarfairy
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Is He Right? #Rubio: MARCO RUBIO SAYS OBAMA PURPOSEFULLY DIVIDED AMERICA Fox News IS HE RIGHT? Is He Right? #Rubio

Is He Right?
#Rubio: MARCO RUBIO SAYS
OBAMA PURPOSEFULLY
DIVIDED AMERICA
Fox News
IS HE RIGHT?
Is He Right?
#Rubio

Is He Right?
#Rubio: MARCO RUBIO SAYS
OBAMA PURPOSEFULLY
DIVIDED AMERICA
Fox News
IS HE RIGHT?
Is He Right?
#Rubio

Is He Right? #Rubio

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lovelyladylunacy: edgaristhefox: furbearingbrick: trebled-negrita-princess: blackgirlsinlove: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: mika-misaki2: I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off dis bitch “Verifiable fact” 😭😂 I’d PISS ON HER tbh btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU I want this post everywhere jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia. the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group. : SHARE THIS PIC OF BLACK SANTA CUZ IT WILL PISS OFF MEGYN KELLY lovelyladylunacy: edgaristhefox: furbearingbrick: trebled-negrita-princess: blackgirlsinlove: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: mika-misaki2: I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off dis bitch “Verifiable fact” 😭😂 I’d PISS ON HER tbh btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU I want this post everywhere jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia. the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.

lovelyladylunacy:
edgaristhefox:

furbearingbrick:

trebled-negrita-princess:

blackgirlsinlove:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

mika-misaki2:

I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off

dis bitch

“Verifiable fact” 😭😂

I’d PISS ON HER tbh

btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy
and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time
DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU

I want this post everywhere

jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.
the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.
: SHARE THIS PIC OF BLACK SANTA
CUZ IT WILL PISS OFF MEGYN KELLY
lovelyladylunacy:
edgaristhefox:

furbearingbrick:

trebled-negrita-princess:

blackgirlsinlove:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

mika-misaki2:

I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off

dis bitch

“Verifiable fact” 😭😂

I’d PISS ON HER tbh

btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy
and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time
DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU

I want this post everywhere

jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.
the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.

lovelyladylunacy:
edgaristhefox:

furbearingbrick:

trebled-negrita-princess:

blackgirlsinlove:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

mika-misaki2:

I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off

dis bitch

“Verifiable fact” 😭😂

I’d PISS ON HER tbh

btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy
and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time
DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU

I want this post everywhere

jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.
the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.
: SHARE THIS PIC OF BLACK SANTA
CUZ IT WILL PISS OFF MEGYN KELLY
lovelyladylunacy:
edgaristhefox:

furbearingbrick:

trebled-negrita-princess:

blackgirlsinlove:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

mika-misaki2:

I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off

dis bitch

“Verifiable fact” 😭😂

I’d PISS ON HER tbh

btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy
and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time
DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU

I want this post everywhere

jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.
the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.

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daniellebrooksemmy: irridallium: somebodylost-chan: lovelyladylunacy: edgaristhefox: furbearingbrick: trebled-negrita-princess: blackgirlsinlove: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: mika-misaki2: I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off dis bitch “Verifiable fact” 😭😂 I’d PISS ON HER tbh btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU I want this post everywhere jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia. the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group. Ooh, interesting historical note. I don’t usually share posts like this but I always want to piss off Megan Kelly I’m pissed off by Maget Kilo because I don’t know her but get news alerts about her every single day of my fucking life so I wanna piss her off, too. : SHARE THIS PIC OF BLACK SANTA CUZ IT WILL PISS OFF MEGYN KELLY daniellebrooksemmy: irridallium: somebodylost-chan: lovelyladylunacy: edgaristhefox: furbearingbrick: trebled-negrita-princess: blackgirlsinlove: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: mika-misaki2: I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off dis bitch “Verifiable fact” 😭😂 I’d PISS ON HER tbh btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU I want this post everywhere jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia. the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group. Ooh, interesting historical note. I don’t usually share posts like this but I always want to piss off Megan Kelly I’m pissed off by Maget Kilo because I don’t know her but get news alerts about her every single day of my fucking life so I wanna piss her off, too.

daniellebrooksemmy:

irridallium:

somebodylost-chan:

lovelyladylunacy:

edgaristhefox:

furbearingbrick:

trebled-negrita-princess:

blackgirlsinlove:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

mika-misaki2:

I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off

dis bitch

“Verifiable fact” 😭😂

I’d PISS ON HER tbh

btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy
and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time
DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU

I want this post everywhere

jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.
the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.

Ooh, interesting historical note.

I don’t usually share posts like this but I always want to piss off Megan Kelly

I’m pissed off by Maget Kilo because I don’t know her but get news alerts about her every single day of my fucking life so I wanna piss her off, too.
: SHARE THIS PIC OF BLACK SANTA
CUZ IT WILL PISS OFF MEGYN KELLY
daniellebrooksemmy:

irridallium:

somebodylost-chan:

lovelyladylunacy:

edgaristhefox:

furbearingbrick:

trebled-negrita-princess:

blackgirlsinlove:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

mika-misaki2:

I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off

dis bitch

“Verifiable fact” 😭😂

I’d PISS ON HER tbh

btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy
and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time
DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU

I want this post everywhere

jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.
the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.

Ooh, interesting historical note.

I don’t usually share posts like this but I always want to piss off Megan Kelly

I’m pissed off by Maget Kilo because I don’t know her but get news alerts about her every single day of my fucking life so I wanna piss her off, too.

daniellebrooksemmy:

irridallium:

somebodylost-chan:

lovelyladylunacy:

edgaristhefox:

furbearingbrick:

trebled-negrita-princess:

blackgirlsinlove:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

mika-misaki2:

I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off

dis bitch

“Verifiable fact” 😭😂

I’d PISS ON HER tbh

btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy
and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time
DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU

I want this post everywhere

jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.
the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.

Ooh, interesting historical note.

I don’t usually share posts like this but I always want to piss off Megan Kelly

I’m pissed off by Maget Kilo because I don’t know her but get news alerts about her every single day of my fucking life so I wanna piss her off, too.
: SHARE THIS PIC OF BLACK SANTA
CUZ IT WILL PISS OFF MEGYN KELLY
daniellebrooksemmy:

irridallium:

somebodylost-chan:

lovelyladylunacy:

edgaristhefox:

furbearingbrick:

trebled-negrita-princess:

blackgirlsinlove:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

mika-misaki2:

I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off

dis bitch

“Verifiable fact” 😭😂

I’d PISS ON HER tbh

btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy
and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time
DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU

I want this post everywhere

jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.
the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.

Ooh, interesting historical note.

I don’t usually share posts like this but I always want to piss off Megan Kelly

I’m pissed off by Maget Kilo because I don’t know her but get news alerts about her every single day of my fucking life so I wanna piss her off, too.

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pizzaizbae: 17mul: thesickestsinner: arthur-king-of-the-britons: thesickestsinner: arthur-king-of-the-britons: thesickestsinner: arthur-king-of-the-britons: hiphopandanime: the-real-eye-to-see: For those who didn’t know, The King of Crunk is also the King of the Good Deeds. Jonathan Smith, also known as Lil Jon, celebrated the completion of a primary school built to increase education efforts to an eastern region of Ghana. This isn’t Lil Jon’s first dabble into philanthropic efforts. In 2011, the artist reportedly raised $80,000 to help rebuild school in his hometown of Atlanta. Keep up the great work, John. Why are him and other hip hop artist doing more for the world than American government? Respect Because they’re the AMERICAN government, not the WORLD government And yet they find themselves in every other country’s business but their own. I don’t remember getting involved with India. You know who does mind their own business and keeps to themselves? North Korea. I remember America setting up a military base in people’s countries like… (Source) while North Korea has not. I remember America trying to invade countries on some bullshit “you need freedom” while systematically destroying any kind of order by dismantling their governments and making no real attempt to make up for their fuck up. Like the U.S. didn’t purposefully cause unrest in Latin America with those Banana Wars. Like the U.S. started war with Iraq after being told not to by the United Nations then getting in their feeling when France elected not to help them talking about some bullshit “We call French Fries, Freedom Fries from here on in”. Like the U.S. doesn’t literally routinely destabilize areas or entire continents for financial gain. I suggest you put down the little star and stripe print flag and read up about your own country’s shenanigans. Mad cuz bad. Can’t respond properly huh? Lmfao that’s why you’re in my inbox using taunts that 13 year old white kids on Call of Duty servers use huh? Deactivate your account and go sign up for a history class at your local community college. Dragggggg Yeah if you literally can’t think of at least 10 things America has done when it comes to interfering in other countries’ politics and peoples then you have no room for an opinion. Period. Because your opinion is not based on any facts and therefore irrelevant. If you need help I can source you about 20 books to start.: Moorlnfo @Moorlnformation Follow Lil Jon Has Just Opened A Primary School Within The West African Nation Of Ghana This Past Weekend PENCILS GHANA EDUCATION SERVICE ABOMAYAW D.A.KINDERGARTEN This school block was built by Pencils of Promise (PoP) and the Community dicated to the Abomayaw Community in Memory & in Honor of Carrie M. Smith Inaugurated on 12th October, 2017 OIRONLIN 2:07 PM 15 Oct 2017 14,551 Retweets 20,695 Likes GD Everything Georgia Follow @GAFollowers Atlanta legend @LilJon recently built a school in Ghana ending several years of struggle for children. 6:19 PM 16 Oct 2017 414 Retweets 896 Likes C AJC Follow @ajc Lil Jon opens school in Ghana in honor of his mother on-ajc.com/2ieLKGy 3:47 PM 16 Oct 2017 122 Retweets 171 Likes pizzaizbae: 17mul: thesickestsinner: arthur-king-of-the-britons: thesickestsinner: arthur-king-of-the-britons: thesickestsinner: arthur-king-of-the-britons: hiphopandanime: the-real-eye-to-see: For those who didn’t know, The King of Crunk is also the King of the Good Deeds. Jonathan Smith, also known as Lil Jon, celebrated the completion of a primary school built to increase education efforts to an eastern region of Ghana. This isn’t Lil Jon’s first dabble into philanthropic efforts. In 2011, the artist reportedly raised $80,000 to help rebuild school in his hometown of Atlanta. Keep up the great work, John. Why are him and other hip hop artist doing more for the world than American government? Respect Because they’re the AMERICAN government, not the WORLD government And yet they find themselves in every other country’s business but their own. I don’t remember getting involved with India. You know who does mind their own business and keeps to themselves? North Korea. I remember America setting up a military base in people’s countries like… (Source) while North Korea has not. I remember America trying to invade countries on some bullshit “you need freedom” while systematically destroying any kind of order by dismantling their governments and making no real attempt to make up for their fuck up. Like the U.S. didn’t purposefully cause unrest in Latin America with those Banana Wars. Like the U.S. started war with Iraq after being told not to by the United Nations then getting in their feeling when France elected not to help them talking about some bullshit “We call French Fries, Freedom Fries from here on in”. Like the U.S. doesn’t literally routinely destabilize areas or entire continents for financial gain. I suggest you put down the little star and stripe print flag and read up about your own country’s shenanigans. Mad cuz bad. Can’t respond properly huh? Lmfao that’s why you’re in my inbox using taunts that 13 year old white kids on Call of Duty servers use huh? Deactivate your account and go sign up for a history class at your local community college. Dragggggg Yeah if you literally can’t think of at least 10 things America has done when it comes to interfering in other countries’ politics and peoples then you have no room for an opinion. Period. Because your opinion is not based on any facts and therefore irrelevant. If you need help I can source you about 20 books to start.

pizzaizbae:

17mul:

thesickestsinner:

arthur-king-of-the-britons:
thesickestsinner:

arthur-king-of-the-britons:

thesickestsinner:

arthur-king-of-the-britons:

hiphopandanime:

the-real-eye-to-see:

For those who didn’t know, The King of Crunk is also the King of the Good Deeds. Jonathan Smith, also known as Lil Jon, celebrated the completion of a primary school built to increase education efforts to an eastern region of Ghana.

This isn’t Lil Jon’s first dabble into philanthropic efforts. In 2011, the artist reportedly raised $80,000 to help rebuild school in his hometown of Atlanta. Keep up the great work, John.

Why are him and other hip hop artist doing more for the world than American government?

Respect

Because they’re the AMERICAN government, not the WORLD government

And yet they find themselves in every other country’s business but their own.

I don’t remember getting involved with India. You know who does mind their own business and keeps to themselves? North Korea.

I remember America setting up a military base in people’s countries like… (Source) while North Korea has not. I remember America trying to invade countries on some bullshit “you need freedom” while systematically destroying any kind of order by dismantling their governments and making no real attempt to make up for their fuck up.
Like the U.S. didn’t purposefully cause unrest in Latin America with those Banana Wars.
Like the U.S. started war with Iraq after being told not to by the United Nations then getting in their feeling when France elected not to help them talking about some bullshit “We call French Fries, Freedom Fries from here on in”.
Like the U.S. doesn’t literally routinely destabilize areas or entire continents for financial gain.
I suggest you put down the little star and stripe print flag and read up about your own country’s shenanigans.

Mad cuz bad.

Can’t respond properly huh? Lmfao that’s why you’re in my inbox using taunts that 13 year old white kids on Call of Duty servers use huh? Deactivate your account and go sign up for a history class at your local community college.

Dragggggg

Yeah if you literally can’t think of at least 10 things America has done when it comes to interfering in other countries’ politics and peoples then you have no room for an opinion. Period. Because your opinion is not based on any facts and therefore irrelevant. If you need help I can source you about 20 books to start.: Moorlnfo
@Moorlnformation
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Lil Jon Has Just Opened A Primary School
Within The West African Nation Of Ghana
This Past Weekend

PENCILS
GHANA EDUCATION SERVICE
ABOMAYAW D.A.KINDERGARTEN
This school block was built by
Pencils of Promise (PoP) and the Community
dicated to the Abomayaw Community
in Memory & in Honor of
Carrie M. Smith
Inaugurated on 12th October, 2017
OIRONLIN

2:07 PM 15 Oct 2017
14,551 Retweets 20,695 Likes

GD Everything Georgia
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@GAFollowers
Atlanta legend @LilJon recently built a school
in Ghana ending several years of struggle for
children.
6:19 PM 16 Oct 2017
414 Retweets 896 Likes
C

AJC
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Lil Jon opens school in Ghana in honor of his
mother on-ajc.com/2ieLKGy
3:47 PM 16 Oct 2017
122 Retweets 171 Likes
pizzaizbae:

17mul:

thesickestsinner:

arthur-king-of-the-britons:
thesickestsinner:

arthur-king-of-the-britons:

thesickestsinner:

arthur-king-of-the-britons:

hiphopandanime:

the-real-eye-to-see:

For those who didn’t know, The King of Crunk is also the King of the Good Deeds. Jonathan Smith, also known as Lil Jon, celebrated the completion of a primary school built to increase education efforts to an eastern region of Ghana.

This isn’t Lil Jon’s first dabble into philanthropic efforts. In 2011, the artist reportedly raised $80,000 to help rebuild school in his hometown of Atlanta. Keep up the great work, John.

Why are him and other hip hop artist doing more for the world than American government?

Respect

Because they’re the AMERICAN government, not the WORLD government

And yet they find themselves in every other country’s business but their own.

I don’t remember getting involved with India. You know who does mind their own business and keeps to themselves? North Korea.

I remember America setting up a military base in people’s countries like… (Source) while North Korea has not. I remember America trying to invade countries on some bullshit “you need freedom” while systematically destroying any kind of order by dismantling their governments and making no real attempt to make up for their fuck up.
Like the U.S. didn’t purposefully cause unrest in Latin America with those Banana Wars.
Like the U.S. started war with Iraq after being told not to by the United Nations then getting in their feeling when France elected not to help them talking about some bullshit “We call French Fries, Freedom Fries from here on in”.
Like the U.S. doesn’t literally routinely destabilize areas or entire continents for financial gain.
I suggest you put down the little star and stripe print flag and read up about your own country’s shenanigans.

Mad cuz bad.

Can’t respond properly huh? Lmfao that’s why you’re in my inbox using taunts that 13 year old white kids on Call of Duty servers use huh? Deactivate your account and go sign up for a history class at your local community college.

Dragggggg

Yeah if you literally can’t think of at least 10 things America has done when it comes to interfering in other countries’ politics and peoples then you have no room for an opinion. Period. Because your opinion is not based on any facts and therefore irrelevant. If you need help I can source you about 20 books to start.

pizzaizbae:

17mul:

thesickestsinner:

arthur-king-of-the-britons:
thesickestsinner:

arthur-king-of-the-britons:

thesickestsinner:

arthur-king-of-the-britons:

hiphopandanime:

the-real-eye-to-see:

For those who didn’t know, The King of Crunk is also the King of the Good Deeds. Jonathan Smith, also known as Lil Jon, celebrated the completion of a primary school built to increase education efforts to an eastern region of Ghana.

This isn’t Lil Jon’s first dabble into philanthropic efforts. In 2011, the artist reportedly raised $80,000 to help rebuild school in his hometown of Atlanta. Keep up the great work, John.

Why are him and other hip hop artist doing more for the world than American government?

Respect

Because they’re the AMERICAN government, not the WORLD government

And yet they find themselves in every other country’s business but their own.

I don’t remember getting involved with India. You know who does mind their own business and keeps to themselves? North Korea.

I remember America setting up a military base in people’s countries like… (Source) while North Korea has not. I remember America trying to invade countries on some bullshit “you need freedom” while systematically destroying any kind of order by dismantling their governments and making no real attempt to make up for their fuck up.
Like the U.S. didn’t purposefully cause unrest in Latin America with those Banana Wars.
Like the U.S. started war with Iraq after being told not to by the United Nations then getting in their feeling when France elected not to help them talking about some bullshit “We call French Fries, Freedom Fries from here on in”.
Like the U.S. doesn’t literally routinely destabilize areas or entire continents for financial gain.
I suggest you put down the little star and stripe print flag and read up about your own country’s shenanigans.

Mad cuz bad.

Can’t respond properly huh? Lmfao that’s why you’re in my inbox using taunts that 13 year old white kids on Call of Duty servers use huh? Deactivate your account and go sign up for a history class at your local community college.

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For those who didn’t know, The King of Crunk is also the King of the Good Deeds. Jonathan Smith, also known as Lil Jon, celebrated the completion of a primary school built to increase education efforts to an eastern region of Ghana.

This isn’t Lil Jon’s first dabble into philanthropic efforts. In 2011, the artist reportedly raised $80,000 to help rebuild school in his hometown of Atlanta. Keep up the great work, John.

Why are him and other hip hop artist doing more for the world than American government?

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Because they’re the AMERICAN government, not the WORLD government

And yet they find themselves in every other country’s business but their own.

I don’t remember getting involved with India. You know who does mind their own business and keeps to themselves? North Korea.

I remember America setting up a military base in people’s countries like… (Source) while North Korea has not. I remember America trying to invade countries on some bullshit “you need freedom” while systematically destroying any kind of order by dismantling their governments and making no real attempt to make up for their fuck up.
Like the U.S. didn’t purposefully cause unrest in Latin America with those Banana Wars.
Like the U.S. started war with Iraq after being told not to by the United Nations then getting in their feeling when France elected not to help them talking about some bullshit “We call French Fries, Freedom Fries from here on in”.
Like the U.S. doesn’t literally routinely destabilize areas or entire continents for financial gain.
I suggest you put down the little star and stripe print flag and read up about your own country’s shenanigans.

Mad cuz bad.

Can’t respond properly huh? Lmfao that’s why you’re in my inbox using taunts that 13 year old white kids on Call of Duty servers use huh? Deactivate your account and go sign up for a history class at your local community college.

Dragggggg

Yeah if you literally can’t think of at least 10 things America has done when it comes to interfering in other countries’ politics and peoples then you have no room for an opinion. Period. Because your opinion is not based on any facts and therefore irrelevant. If you need help I can source you about 20 books to start.

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