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i-care-bout-things-too: bjork-bork: ohnoagremlin: orphanpupok: blackqueerblog: yโ€™all smell this talent multiple cats played the role of โ€œchurchโ€ in the film actually! hereโ€™s leo getting a touch up JD getting his brows done and Tonic, relaxin between takes! apparently each of them has a special focus, like โ€œrun purposefullyโ€, โ€œjump at targetsโ€ or โ€œhiss on commandโ€ theyโ€™re so talented *screams incoherently* C A T : Katie Rife Follow FutureSchlock Re: PET SEMATARY: I just keep thinking about whose job it was on set every day to dirty up the cat. Like, "oh, yeah, I have to go in early tomorrow, I have to rub some Vaseline and coffee grounds on this cat" PET SEMATARY Chavi @ChaviStHill Following Omg this cat is an ACTOR!!! Look at the difference in their eyes!!! Why does this make me so happy??? 772 Katie Rife @FutureSchlock Re: PET SEMATARY: I just keep thinking about whose job it was on set every day to dirty up the cat. Like, "oh, yeah, I have to go in early tomorrow, I have to rub some Vaseline and coffee grounds on this cat Show this thread 12:39 PM - 4 Apr 2019 13,206 Retweets 56,797 Likes (e)ไนกๅƒ0 i-care-bout-things-too: bjork-bork: ohnoagremlin: orphanpupok: blackqueerblog: yโ€™all smell this talent multiple cats played the role of โ€œchurchโ€ in the film actually! hereโ€™s leo getting a touch up JD getting his brows done and Tonic, relaxin between takes! apparently each of them has a special focus, like โ€œrun purposefullyโ€, โ€œjump at targetsโ€ or โ€œhiss on commandโ€ theyโ€™re so talented *screams incoherently* C A T
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ruby-white-rabbit: freddieandersen: inkskinned: HOW TO WRITE 20 PAGES (from one girl w/mental illness 2 the rest of u, but please keep in mind all of this is just personal Stuff That Worked for me n u might be different): first of all, and probably most importantly, make that paper about something you actually give a shit about. if you can write an essay on how long shakespeareโ€™s dick is when youโ€™re talking to your friends, thatโ€™s a good topic. donโ€™t choose something u donโ€™t care about, you will Want To Die โ€œokay but the only topics are ones i donโ€™t care aboutโ€ talk 2 ur teacher 99% of the time if youโ€™re likeย โ€œhereโ€™s a well-thought-out thesis can i talk about this insteadโ€ theyโ€™re likeย โ€œsure lmao i just couldnโ€™t think of other paper topics to suggestโ€ โ€œthey said noโ€ cool find the one u hate the least and try to tie it into something u like. for example i really hated this stupid paper i had to write about a stupid book so i ended up writing about the food insideย the book and whether or not it was a historically accurate depiction of food. turns out i fucking love talking about food. i also remade some of the old recipes and brought them in as part of the presentation of my project and people went fuckken nuts bc BREAD. basically i thought aboutย โ€œwhat motivates me? uh foodโ€ and followed that. it was a 45-page book about bread and i looked like a really good student when really i just love bread (somewhere, oprah smiles over me) the 20-pagers are the ones you Actually Cannot Do the night before. i know we all got real fuckken cocky back in hs when we learned how to do 5 pages in one night w/out trying too hard but 1. as a teacher now i can tell u for sure that teachersย do knowย you rushed it, we just Donโ€™t Care bc Weโ€™re Not Paid Enough and 2. twenty pages is not the same thing. you need to actuallyย take the time to do it. this is the actualย version ofย โ€œyouโ€™re not in hs anymoreโ€ DONT lie to yourself and thinkย โ€œitโ€™s fine iโ€™ll do it in one dayโ€ you will !! Regret it!!!!ย  โ€œraquel. raquel. listen to me. do you actually believe iโ€™m capable of time management. raquel i have depression i barely manage to exist.โ€ same. but the truth is that when i started like?? actuallyย following the rules of timelines and taking my time etc it actually really helps mental illness. you donโ€™t feel pressured all the time by a deadline, so your anxiety chills a little bit. small progress being acceptable means that on depression days, you donโ€™t have to worry youโ€™re fucking it all up. when itโ€™s 15 minutes every day (even if itโ€™s only 1 word a day) it feels a lot better. ask the teacher what timeline theyโ€™d recommend. they actually Know. alwaysย ask if itโ€™s informal or formal (if you can useย โ€œIโ€ statements or not). informal essays can rely on personal feelings and are soย much easier and trust me if you find out on the day itโ€™s due that you could have written 12 pages about your feelings instead of 12 pages of research, you will Be Very Upset i lie to myself all the time and move the deadline up. i write it in my agenda as at least 2 days before itโ€™s due. surprise!!! i tricked u, self!!! you canโ€™t procrastinate!!ย  agendas/planners need to be what actually worksย for you. i liked to prioritize w/colors + keep lists. i really love crossing things offย lists. itโ€™s likeโ€ฆ a balm. for me, i usually say i have to finish the first 2 things, start the 3rd thing, andย โ€œtouchโ€ at least half the list. if i finish the whole list i get a prize. also i get to cross off everything which is so satisfying iโ€™m sure itโ€™s someoneโ€™s idea of a rush. thereโ€™s so manyย โ€œhow toโ€ documents on these that i wonโ€™t get into it but frankly?? if you donโ€™t write it down you will not remember it.ย โ€œyes i willโ€ no you wonโ€™t greg. just do it. write it down. write it where u can see it. not there, greg. greg, somewhere good.ย my friend is smart af and uses a post-it on her laptop. that doesnโ€™t work for me bc i can just? use my hand to cover the anxiety? so choose somewhere good greg. nervous system, skeleton, meat, skin. nervous system is the thesis. skeleton is quotes/data. meat is the analysis of that data. skin is the fancy transitions + beautification. ย meat goes on both sides of bone, and skin goes all around. nervous system has to touch everything. do what your teachers have been begging u to do since 3rd grade and start w/an outline. do this whileย you read/research. i usually have a starter thesis likeย โ€œlady macbeth is a feminist ICONโ€ then take the quotes i think fit. but if while youโ€™re reading u realize u wanna talk about the use of feminine language and how shakespeare parallels daintiness w/sharpness, u still have a bunch of quotes you can use or not use. this works also w/research papers. just pull what u think is something u wanna talk about. copy-paste it but leave a link to where u got it. then put a bullet point under that says roughly why u mention it if you just write the outline like youโ€™re keeping notes to yourself youโ€™d be amazed how quickly you write the essay bc we get stuck in academic language but itโ€™s easier to translateย โ€œthis is why bees are the #bombโ€ into a paragraph. i mean you just rewrite your notes to yourself in academic speech.ย โ€œThe above passage illustrates the growing necessity of pollinators such as bees in an agricultural environment.โ€ keep track of your sources + label them. donโ€™t just writeย โ€œ(SOURCE)โ€ instead if youโ€™re using multiple sources use the lazygirl way which is (SA1) or whatever shorthand u have for each source. then when you need to finish your sources you go to your little source document, find the one labelled SA1 and thenย โ€œFind+replaceโ€ w/the actual source. integrate quotes so it reads w/clarity which means donโ€™t do thisย but if youโ€™re running late on it and donโ€™t have time to look up the quote u want to fit this situation, technically you canย โ€œuse anyโ€ word you want (56). so yeahย โ€œthere isโ€ a moral question about it but youย โ€œcanโ€ make up quotes (79, 90). donโ€™tย โ€œactuallyโ€ do this unless youโ€™re seriously in a crunch. which u shouldnโ€™t be, bc u managed ur time, right? running late part 2 (which again would never happen bc you followed my advice and made a little time table for yourself but anyway if it does somehow magically happen) i really recommend using school computers to do your work. ur surrounded by people who will hold u accountable + u will focus running late pt3 on the day of it being due, around 5 PM, be honest w/yourself and see where you are. if youโ€™re likeย โ€œit needs 2 more hoursโ€ okay. but if youโ€™re likeย โ€œthis isโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ not startedโ€ email the teacher.ย theyโ€™ll be soย much more receptive the earlierย you do this in the process. it looks likeย โ€œiโ€™m genuinely struggling and i hope to finish this on time but iโ€™m worried i wonโ€™tโ€ instead ofย โ€œi started this at 11:58PM and am asking for an extensionโ€. please also justโ€ฆ be honest?ย  โ€œmy teacher wonโ€™t accept late work!โ€ they all say that, he probably will, particularly if you have a note from the school therapist being likeย โ€œlmao sheโ€™s got so many mental illnesses idek how to help herโ€ โ€œno he really doesnโ€™t, he doesnโ€™t careโ€ you can file for disability if you have mental illness, and, in fact, you shouldย if itโ€™s something that often stops you from completing work on time. i didnโ€™t bc i found that it just let me procrastinate for a longer time, but having that on file means you can go to the dean. โ€œno!!! raquel youโ€™re not listening i have 2 pages and he doesnโ€™t take late work!!!!!!!!!โ€ ย okay. yeah thatโ€™s bad. but nerves, skeleton, meat, skin. what is it that youโ€™re struggling with? is it that your canโ€™t find any quotes to back up your thesis? impossible, tbh, you need to be more willing to purposefully misuse quotes (donโ€™t do that). but the better option is to just change the thesis.ย  โ€œi donโ€™t even have that!!โ€ did you. do the reading? if you even just watched the movie, you probably have an opinion on somethingย even if itโ€™sย โ€œthis is bad.โ€ you can use that.ย use why you didnโ€™t like it to write a hate-fueled examination on how whiny the main character is and why u think the author is trying to point out how miserable cis white boys are to deal with.ย  โ€œi donโ€™t have enough sources!!!โ€ go to wikipediaโ€™s page about it and look @ the sources. try to like actually read some if you have time but frankly in a hurry a student (me) might be compelled to just slap the source in there.ย  โ€œhow the fuckย do i analyze thisโ€. u know how ppl agonize over why an actor breathed in a scene. melt into that kind of thinking. you can literally force the words to mean whatever you want.ย iโ€™ve talked about word choice so specific that i based a 12-page essay on three separate uses of the words โ€œmy dearโ€. i talked about the possessiveย โ€œmyโ€ and how it developed for like 5 of those pages. and always repeat the thesis like a million times. after every analysis you should talk about how it links to the thesis. that is like a free 3 sentences every paragraph. โ€œi did all that and itโ€™s still 3 pages too shortโ€ quick ways to Beef Him Up: definitions are great in research papers + essays bc you can talk about either word choice or like the definition of every process used in getting the data. also make the conclusion hella informative (it should answerย โ€œwhat does this mean moving forwardsโ€ most of the time, tie it into modern life or into the past). thicken ur intro withย โ€œhereโ€™s a quote from this guy about it and what he personally felt about acid-base titrationsโ€, use a paragraph to talk about the history of the data/book, use a paragraph to talk about the modern reception of the data/book. also look for where you can use two words instead of one even tho like grammatically donโ€™t do that. worst comes to worst, brevity is the soul of wit. most teachers prefer concise over rambling and all over the place. if you choose to scoot under the page limit, tho, your writing etc needs to be exceptionallyย clean. frankly iโ€™ve only done this once and it was terrifying make computer read it aloud 2 u before u submit.ย โ€œraquelโ€ฆ.. i canโ€™t look at it anymoreโ€. youโ€™re not looking @ it, youโ€™re discovering you wroteย โ€œbreathโ€ notย โ€œbreatheโ€ and u need to change it tutoring centers exist, i worked in one, and this is how i know they actually Help and have Good Ideas ask about extra credit and do it tbh good luckโ€ฆ. breathe. and remember u are astronomically more important than a grade could ever be. do you have trouble writing words on paper but you know what you want to say? because thatโ€™s my personal form of useless perfectionism. like, you can tell your friend all about what youโ€™re planning on writing, and talk about it for like 20 minutes straight? make notes for imaginary slides for an imaginary presentation on the topic oops you have an outline now! your imaginary slides? paragraphs (or if ur paper is long af, each imaginary bullet point is a paragraph and each imaginary slide is a couple pages) credit for this tip goes to my therapist. thanks amy. u solved paper writing for me and at least seven of my friends Partial credit is better than no credit at all. Only have 5 pages the day itโ€™s due? TURN IT IN. Itโ€™s better than a zero if the teacher wonโ€™t work with you on an extension or late work : hm...buns @coolthottie college really be on some other shit "..and it has to be a minimum of 20 pages." You'll be writing a paper this semester" ft @coolthottie/jadasy ruby-white-rabbit: freddieandersen: inkskinned: HOW TO WRITE 20 PAGES (from one girl w/mental illness 2 the rest of u, but please keep in mind all of this is just personal Stuff That Worked for me n u might be different): first of all, and probably most importantly, make that paper about something you actually give a shit about. if you can write an essay on how long shakespeareโ€™s dick is when youโ€™re talking to your friends, thatโ€™s a good topic. donโ€™t choose something u donโ€™t care about, you will Want To Die โ€œokay but the only topics are ones i donโ€™t care aboutโ€ talk 2 ur teacher 99% of the time if youโ€™re likeย โ€œhereโ€™s a well-thought-out thesis can i talk about this insteadโ€ theyโ€™re likeย โ€œsure lmao i just couldnโ€™t think of other paper topics to suggestโ€ โ€œthey said noโ€ cool find the one u hate the least and try to tie it into something u like. for example i really hated this stupid paper i had to write about a stupid book so i ended up writing about the food insideย the book and whether or not it was a historically accurate depiction of food. turns out i fucking love talking about food. i also remade some of the old recipes and brought them in as part of the presentation of my project and people went fuckken nuts bc BREAD. basically i thought aboutย โ€œwhat motivates me? uh foodโ€ and followed that. it was a 45-page book about bread and i looked like a really good student when really i just love bread (somewhere, oprah smiles over me) the 20-pagers are the ones you Actually Cannot Do the night before. i know we all got real fuckken cocky back in hs when we learned how to do 5 pages in one night w/out trying too hard but 1. as a teacher now i can tell u for sure that teachersย do knowย you rushed it, we just Donโ€™t Care bc Weโ€™re Not Paid Enough and 2. twenty pages is not the same thing. you need to actuallyย take the time to do it. this is the actualย version ofย โ€œyouโ€™re not in hs anymoreโ€ DONT lie to yourself and thinkย โ€œitโ€™s fine iโ€™ll do it in one dayโ€ you will !! Regret it!!!!ย  โ€œraquel. raquel. listen to me. do you actually believe iโ€™m capable of time management. raquel i have depression i barely manage to exist.โ€ same. but the truth is that when i started like?? actuallyย following the rules of timelines and taking my time etc it actually really helps mental illness. you donโ€™t feel pressured all the time by a deadline, so your anxiety chills a little bit. small progress being acceptable means that on depression days, you donโ€™t have to worry youโ€™re fucking it all up. when itโ€™s 15 minutes every day (even if itโ€™s only 1 word a day) it feels a lot better. ask the teacher what timeline theyโ€™d recommend. they actually Know. alwaysย ask if itโ€™s informal or formal (if you can useย โ€œIโ€ statements or not). informal essays can rely on personal feelings and are soย much easier and trust me if you find out on the day itโ€™s due that you could have written 12 pages about your feelings instead of 12 pages of research, you will Be Very Upset i lie to myself all the time and move the deadline up. i write it in my agenda as at least 2 days before itโ€™s due. surprise!!! i tricked u, self!!! you canโ€™t procrastinate!!ย  agendas/planners need to be what actually worksย for you. i liked to prioritize w/colors + keep lists. i really love crossing things offย lists. itโ€™s likeโ€ฆ a balm. for me, i usually say i have to finish the first 2 things, start the 3rd thing, andย โ€œtouchโ€ at least half the list. if i finish the whole list i get a prize. also i get to cross off everything which is so satisfying iโ€™m sure itโ€™s someoneโ€™s idea of a rush. thereโ€™s so manyย โ€œhow toโ€ documents on these that i wonโ€™t get into it but frankly?? if you donโ€™t write it down you will not remember it.ย โ€œyes i willโ€ no you wonโ€™t greg. just do it. write it down. write it where u can see it. not there, greg. greg, somewhere good.ย my friend is smart af and uses a post-it on her laptop. that doesnโ€™t work for me bc i can just? use my hand to cover the anxiety? so choose somewhere good greg. nervous system, skeleton, meat, skin. nervous system is the thesis. skeleton is quotes/data. meat is the analysis of that data. skin is the fancy transitions + beautification. ย meat goes on both sides of bone, and skin goes all around. nervous system has to touch everything. do what your teachers have been begging u to do since 3rd grade and start w/an outline. do this whileย you read/research. i usually have a starter thesis likeย โ€œlady macbeth is a feminist ICONโ€ then take the quotes i think fit. but if while youโ€™re reading u realize u wanna talk about the use of feminine language and how shakespeare parallels daintiness w/sharpness, u still have a bunch of quotes you can use or not use. this works also w/research papers. just pull what u think is something u wanna talk about. copy-paste it but leave a link to where u got it. then put a bullet point under that says roughly why u mention it if you just write the outline like youโ€™re keeping notes to yourself youโ€™d be amazed how quickly you write the essay bc we get stuck in academic language but itโ€™s easier to translateย โ€œthis is why bees are the #bombโ€ into a paragraph. i mean you just rewrite your notes to yourself in academic speech.ย โ€œThe above passage illustrates the growing necessity of pollinators such as bees in an agricultural environment.โ€ keep track of your sources + label them. donโ€™t just writeย โ€œ(SOURCE)โ€ instead if youโ€™re using multiple sources use the lazygirl way which is (SA1) or whatever shorthand u have for each source. then when you need to finish your sources you go to your little source document, find the one labelled SA1 and thenย โ€œFind+replaceโ€ w/the actual source. integrate quotes so it reads w/clarity which means donโ€™t do thisย but if youโ€™re running late on it and donโ€™t have time to look up the quote u want to fit this situation, technically you canย โ€œuse anyโ€ word you want (56). so yeahย โ€œthere isโ€ a moral question about it but youย โ€œcanโ€ make up quotes (79, 90). donโ€™tย โ€œactuallyโ€ do this unless youโ€™re seriously in a crunch. which u shouldnโ€™t be, bc u managed ur time, right? running late part 2 (which again would never happen bc you followed my advice and made a little time table for yourself but anyway if it does somehow magically happen) i really recommend using school computers to do your work. ur surrounded by people who will hold u accountable + u will focus running late pt3 on the day of it being due, around 5 PM, be honest w/yourself and see where you are. if youโ€™re likeย โ€œit needs 2 more hoursโ€ okay. but if youโ€™re likeย โ€œthis isโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ not startedโ€ email the teacher.ย theyโ€™ll be soย much more receptive the earlierย you do this in the process. it looks likeย โ€œiโ€™m genuinely struggling and i hope to finish this on time but iโ€™m worried i wonโ€™tโ€ instead ofย โ€œi started this at 11:58PM and am asking for an extensionโ€. please also justโ€ฆ be honest?ย  โ€œmy teacher wonโ€™t accept late work!โ€ they all say that, he probably will, particularly if you have a note from the school therapist being likeย โ€œlmao sheโ€™s got so many mental illnesses idek how to help herโ€ โ€œno he really doesnโ€™t, he doesnโ€™t careโ€ you can file for disability if you have mental illness, and, in fact, you shouldย if itโ€™s something that often stops you from completing work on time. i didnโ€™t bc i found that it just let me procrastinate for a longer time, but having that on file means you can go to the dean. โ€œno!!! raquel youโ€™re not listening i have 2 pages and he doesnโ€™t take late work!!!!!!!!!โ€ ย okay. yeah thatโ€™s bad. but nerves, skeleton, meat, skin. what is it that youโ€™re struggling with? is it that your canโ€™t find any quotes to back up your thesis? impossible, tbh, you need to be more willing to purposefully misuse quotes (donโ€™t do that). but the better option is to just change the thesis.ย  โ€œi donโ€™t even have that!!โ€ did you. do the reading? if you even just watched the movie, you probably have an opinion on somethingย even if itโ€™sย โ€œthis is bad.โ€ you can use that.ย use why you didnโ€™t like it to write a hate-fueled examination on how whiny the main character is and why u think the author is trying to point out how miserable cis white boys are to deal with.ย  โ€œi donโ€™t have enough sources!!!โ€ go to wikipediaโ€™s page about it and look @ the sources. try to like actually read some if you have time but frankly in a hurry a student (me) might be compelled to just slap the source in there.ย  โ€œhow the fuckย do i analyze thisโ€. u know how ppl agonize over why an actor breathed in a scene. melt into that kind of thinking. you can literally force the words to mean whatever you want.ย iโ€™ve talked about word choice so specific that i based a 12-page essay on three separate uses of the words โ€œmy dearโ€. i talked about the possessiveย โ€œmyโ€ and how it developed for like 5 of those pages. and always repeat the thesis like a million times. after every analysis you should talk about how it links to the thesis. that is like a free 3 sentences every paragraph. โ€œi did all that and itโ€™s still 3 pages too shortโ€ quick ways to Beef Him Up: definitions are great in research papers + essays bc you can talk about either word choice or like the definition of every process used in getting the data. also make the conclusion hella informative (it should answerย โ€œwhat does this mean moving forwardsโ€ most of the time, tie it into modern life or into the past). thicken ur intro withย โ€œhereโ€™s a quote from this guy about it and what he personally felt about acid-base titrationsโ€, use a paragraph to talk about the history of the data/book, use a paragraph to talk about the modern reception of the data/book. also look for where you can use two words instead of one even tho like grammatically donโ€™t do that. worst comes to worst, brevity is the soul of wit. most teachers prefer concise over rambling and all over the place. if you choose to scoot under the page limit, tho, your writing etc needs to be exceptionallyย clean. frankly iโ€™ve only done this once and it was terrifying make computer read it aloud 2 u before u submit.ย โ€œraquelโ€ฆ.. i canโ€™t look at it anymoreโ€. youโ€™re not looking @ it, youโ€™re discovering you wroteย โ€œbreathโ€ notย โ€œbreatheโ€ and u need to change it tutoring centers exist, i worked in one, and this is how i know they actually Help and have Good Ideas ask about extra credit and do it tbh good luckโ€ฆ. breathe. and remember u are astronomically more important than a grade could ever be. do you have trouble writing words on paper but you know what you want to say? because thatโ€™s my personal form of useless perfectionism. like, you can tell your friend all about what youโ€™re planning on writing, and talk about it for like 20 minutes straight? make notes for imaginary slides for an imaginary presentation on the topic oops you have an outline now! your imaginary slides? paragraphs (or if ur paper is long af, each imaginary bullet point is a paragraph and each imaginary slide is a couple pages) credit for this tip goes to my therapist. thanks amy. u solved paper writing for me and at least seven of my friends Partial credit is better than no credit at all. Only have 5 pages the day itโ€™s due? TURN IT IN. Itโ€™s better than a zero if the teacher wonโ€™t work with you on an extension or late work
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bjork-bork: ohnoagremlin: orphanpupok: blackqueerblog: yโ€™all smell this talent multiple cats played the role of โ€œchurchโ€ in the film actually! hereโ€™s leo getting a touch up JD getting his brows done and Tonic, relaxin between takes! apparently each of them has a special focus, like โ€œrun purposefullyโ€, โ€œjump at targetsโ€ or โ€œhiss on commandโ€ theyโ€™re so talented : Katie Rife Follow FutureSchlock Re: PET SEMATARY: I just keep thinking about whose job it was on set every day to dirty up the cat. Like, "oh, yeah, I have to go in early tomorrow, I have to rub some Vaseline and coffee grounds on this cat" PET SEMATARY Chavi @ChaviStHill Following Omg this cat is an ACTOR!!! Look at the difference in their eyes!!! Why does this make me so happy??? 772 Katie Rife @FutureSchlock Re: PET SEMATARY: I just keep thinking about whose job it was on set every day to dirty up the cat. Like, "oh, yeah, I have to go in early tomorrow, I have to rub some Vaseline and coffee grounds on this cat Show this thread 12:39 PM - 4 Apr 2019 13,206 Retweets 56,797 Likes (e)ไนกๅƒ0 bjork-bork: ohnoagremlin: orphanpupok: blackqueerblog: yโ€™all smell this talent multiple cats played the role of โ€œchurchโ€ in the film actually! hereโ€™s leo getting a touch up JD getting his brows done and Tonic, relaxin between takes! apparently each of them has a special focus, like โ€œrun purposefullyโ€, โ€œjump at targetsโ€ or โ€œhiss on commandโ€ theyโ€™re so talented
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bjork-bork: ohnoagremlin: orphanpupok: blackqueerblog: yโ€™all smell this talent multiple cats played the role of โ€œchurchโ€ in the film actually! hereโ€™s leo getting a touch up JD getting his brows done and Tonic, relaxin between takes! apparently each of them has a special focus, like โ€œrun purposefullyโ€, โ€œjump at targetsโ€ or โ€œhiss on commandโ€ theyโ€™re so talented : Katie Rife Follow FutureSchlock Re: PET SEMATARY: I just keep thinking about whose job it was on set every day to dirty up the cat. Like, "oh, yeah, I have to go in early tomorrow, I have to rub some Vaseline and coffee grounds on this cat" PET SEMATARY Chavi @ChaviStHill Following Omg this cat is an ACTOR!!! Look at the difference in their eyes!!! Why does this make me so happy??? 772 Katie Rife @FutureSchlock Re: PET SEMATARY: I just keep thinking about whose job it was on set every day to dirty up the cat. Like, "oh, yeah, I have to go in early tomorrow, I have to rub some Vaseline and coffee grounds on this cat Show this thread 12:39 PM - 4 Apr 2019 13,206 Retweets 56,797 Likes (e)ไนกๅƒ0 bjork-bork: ohnoagremlin: orphanpupok: blackqueerblog: yโ€™all smell this talent multiple cats played the role of โ€œchurchโ€ in the film actually! hereโ€™s leo getting a touch up JD getting his brows done and Tonic, relaxin between takes! apparently each of them has a special focus, like โ€œrun purposefullyโ€, โ€œjump at targetsโ€ or โ€œhiss on commandโ€ theyโ€™re so talented
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blackmoonflesh: lovelyladylunacy: edgaristhefox: furbearingbrick: trebled-negrita-princess: blackgirlsinlove: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: mika-misaki2: I donโ€™t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off dis bitch โ€œVerifiable factโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™d PISS ON HER tbh btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Clausย is based on, was a black guy and we donโ€™t know exactly what jesus looked like, but hereโ€™s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU I want this post everywhere jesusย was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based offย of his son, cesareย borgia. the reasonย โ€œjesus is whiteโ€ is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group. Wow, more proof the Borgias were trash. : SHARE THIS PIC OF BLACK SANTA CUZ IT WILL PISS OFF MEGYN KELLY blackmoonflesh: lovelyladylunacy: edgaristhefox: furbearingbrick: trebled-negrita-princess: blackgirlsinlove: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: mika-misaki2: I donโ€™t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off dis bitch โ€œVerifiable factโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™d PISS ON HER tbh btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Clausย is based on, was a black guy and we donโ€™t know exactly what jesus looked like, but hereโ€™s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU I want this post everywhere jesusย was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based offย of his son, cesareย borgia. the reasonย โ€œjesus is whiteโ€ is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group. Wow, more proof the Borgias were trash.
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Purposefully: GAYmer trans @trans_gaymes Following I've dated two cis gay guys, both of whom weren't into vaginas. One just told me he wasn't comfortable with them in a sexual way, I told him that's fine and it was never a problem in our relationship. The other one, however... 10:20 PM-11 Dec 2018 16 Retweets 78 Likes GAYmer trans@trans_gaymes 17h The other guy purposefully used this against me. He asked me out KNOWING that I'm trans, then a week into our relationship, said he could never be happy with a "biological female", and that we HAD to have an open relationship, which I wasn't comfortable with. GAYmer trans@trans_gaymes 17h I told him I wasn't comfortable with an open relationship, but he insisted he couldn't date me and be happy otherwise, so I gave in and agreed. At the time, I didn't see how fucked up this actually was. I didn't realize until after I broke up with him. GAYmer trans @trans_gaymes 17h After I broke up with him, he sent death threats against me to my friends. When reported these threats, he insisted that I was trying to force him to be sexually attracted to me. Which is the exact opposite of what happened GAYmer trans@trans_gaymes 17h I would have had no problem with him not being into me that way. But instead, he made his own manipulation against me look like I was the one manipulating him. And I was blamed for him threatening my life, and he faced no consequences for that. GAYmer trans@trans_gaymes 17h So that's how I know that the "trans people are trying to force people to have sex with them" claims are wrong. Because l've personally lived through being demonized by them. And I'm lucky to have made it out alive, because he really would have killed me if he had the chance.
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SCIENCE EXPLAINS WHY A SEAL SLAPPED A MAN IN THE FACE WITH AN OCTOPUS (๐ŸŽฅ:@taiyomasuda @gopro @barekiwi) Weโ€™ve all seen the viral video of the kayaker in New Zealand taking a wicked slap from an octopus via a seal (or if this is your first time seeing the video, youโ€™re welcome!!), but this begs the questionโ€ฆ. WHY?!?๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฆ‘ Our friends at @inverse attempt to find answers: "There isnโ€™t enough information to tell whether the octopus slap was purposefully directed at him, but based on what we know about seals, octopus-throwing is not actually that unusual. Seals in ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟNew Zealand waters โ€” the one in the video is most likely a New Zealand fur seal โ€” are known to eat fish and cephalopods, including octopuses. A 1991 analysis by New Zealandโ€™s Department of Conservation showed that octopuses make up as much as 29 percent of a New Zealand fur sealโ€™s diet." ๐Ÿ”—๐Ÿ“–Read the full @inverse article here: https:-bit.ly-2xHEVlP ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ›ถ๐Ÿ™ science marinebiology seal octopus ocean newzealand viral wow bestof: SCIENCE EXPLAINS WHY A SEAL SLAPPED A MAN IN THE FACE WITH AN OCTOPUS (๐ŸŽฅ:@taiyomasuda @gopro @barekiwi) Weโ€™ve all seen the viral video of the kayaker in New Zealand taking a wicked slap from an octopus via a seal (or if this is your first time seeing the video, youโ€™re welcome!!), but this begs the questionโ€ฆ. WHY?!?๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฆ‘ Our friends at @inverse attempt to find answers: "There isnโ€™t enough information to tell whether the octopus slap was purposefully directed at him, but based on what we know about seals, octopus-throwing is not actually that unusual. Seals in ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟNew Zealand waters โ€” the one in the video is most likely a New Zealand fur seal โ€” are known to eat fish and cephalopods, including octopuses. A 1991 analysis by New Zealandโ€™s Department of Conservation showed that octopuses make up as much as 29 percent of a New Zealand fur sealโ€™s diet." ๐Ÿ”—๐Ÿ“–Read the full @inverse article here: https:-bit.ly-2xHEVlP ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ›ถ๐Ÿ™ science marinebiology seal octopus ocean newzealand viral wow bestof
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gorps: kaldicuct: decentcunt: kaldicuct: gahdamnpunk: This mf can seriously go choke Gonna go over this again. Protest the working conditions, not what the boss makes. Getting paid more does nothing for the working conditions where itโ€™s so stressful someone attempts suicide. Or do you really think that kind of work suddenly gets better because bigger paycheck? Also, I just want to point out, a lot of this is illegal as fuck. If these claims are true and not just butthurt little kids becauseย โ€œwha whaaa whaaa! I want more money!โ€ Then they should file a report and get that shit handled. Posting on social media isnโ€™t going to do shit. Youโ€™re only half right, and clearly not abreast of the issue, m8. While youโ€™re correct that the working conditions are shit and illegal af (my m8 worked there in their Kent WA facility) and the way they purposefully stretch your hours and call you 30 mins before they want you there for random shifts that they will fire you if you donโ€™t take. The piss bottle thing is legit. If he didnโ€™t run across the warehouse and sort quickly enough he got screamed at and told he had to do manual unpaid overtime or he was shitcanned, and they would blacklist him for any other company he would apply to. Any time he got a phone call from work while off shift he would end up in tears due to stress. Reporting the conditions didnโ€™t help. The other problem is they are being paid the absolute lowest wage that is legal to pay them, and of those 60 hr weeks? Obit 40 hrs of it gets paid. Rest is mandatory unpaid ot. Jeff Bezos makes billions. Please tell me why he canโ€™t afford to pay his workers fair wages and to fix working conditions? Why he refuses Seattles $15 minimum and the yearly taxes? I know itโ€™s bc he can get away with it currently, but thatโ€™s why ppl are upset. Thatโ€™s why theyโ€™re bringing up his wage. Bc this issue is a 2 parter m8. Just sayin. Thatโ€™s the thing. All of this people can legit sue for. Iโ€™m taking you at face value here. Iโ€™m coming at this like you are telling me the gospel truth. Reports need to be filed. Lawsuits filed. Because this shit is ILLEGAL. But people would rather bitch on social media. Get me? Galaxy brain tumblr user: Why donโ€™t the completely broke, ununionized factory workers just sue Amazon, the multi billion dollar multinational corporation? : orbeS Follow @Forbes Amazon founder Jeff Bezos is $3.3B richer than he was a week ago on.forbes.com/6018DcxDj 1:21 PM 11 Jun 2018 2,282 Retweets 5,023 Likes The Artist Formerly Known as Owen Follow @OwennnThomas When I worked at Amazon we had to run around the warehouse, bc if our pick rate fell below a certain number we stopped getting paid There were bottles & bins full of piss at odd points, bc you were penalised for toilet breaks A co-worker attempted suicide on-site bc of the stress Forbes @Forbes Amazon founder Jeff Bezos is $3.3B richer than he was a week ago on.forbes.com/6018DaDj 5:05 AM - 16 Jun 2018 OCO 97,491 Retweets194,744 Likes Michael @Boykiddwonder Follow I deliver for Amazon. Where there is no consistent pay. Money is taken out my check to pay for their vans insurance. No benefits. Work 60 plus hours. Once you finish you can go home but they map out your route to try and keep you late and get mad when you get done early. Forbes @Forbes Amazon founder Jeff Bezos is $3.3B richer than he was a week ago on.forbes.com/6018DoDj 4:26 PM- 16 Jun 2018 9.303 Retweets 18,144LkeseO gorps: kaldicuct: decentcunt: kaldicuct: gahdamnpunk: This mf can seriously go choke Gonna go over this again. Protest the working conditions, not what the boss makes. Getting paid more does nothing for the working conditions where itโ€™s so stressful someone attempts suicide. Or do you really think that kind of work suddenly gets better because bigger paycheck? Also, I just want to point out, a lot of this is illegal as fuck. If these claims are true and not just butthurt little kids becauseย โ€œwha whaaa whaaa! I want more money!โ€ Then they should file a report and get that shit handled. Posting on social media isnโ€™t going to do shit. Youโ€™re only half right, and clearly not abreast of the issue, m8. While youโ€™re correct that the working conditions are shit and illegal af (my m8 worked there in their Kent WA facility) and the way they purposefully stretch your hours and call you 30 mins before they want you there for random shifts that they will fire you if you donโ€™t take. The piss bottle thing is legit. If he didnโ€™t run across the warehouse and sort quickly enough he got screamed at and told he had to do manual unpaid overtime or he was shitcanned, and they would blacklist him for any other company he would apply to. Any time he got a phone call from work while off shift he would end up in tears due to stress. Reporting the conditions didnโ€™t help. The other problem is they are being paid the absolute lowest wage that is legal to pay them, and of those 60 hr weeks? Obit 40 hrs of it gets paid. Rest is mandatory unpaid ot. Jeff Bezos makes billions. Please tell me why he canโ€™t afford to pay his workers fair wages and to fix working conditions? Why he refuses Seattles $15 minimum and the yearly taxes? I know itโ€™s bc he can get away with it currently, but thatโ€™s why ppl are upset. Thatโ€™s why theyโ€™re bringing up his wage. Bc this issue is a 2 parter m8. Just sayin. Thatโ€™s the thing. All of this people can legit sue for. Iโ€™m taking you at face value here. Iโ€™m coming at this like you are telling me the gospel truth. Reports need to be filed. Lawsuits filed. Because this shit is ILLEGAL. But people would rather bitch on social media. Get me? Galaxy brain tumblr user: Why donโ€™t the completely broke, ununionized factory workers just sue Amazon, the multi billion dollar multinational corporation?
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lovelyladylunacy: edgaristhefox: furbearingbrick: trebled-negrita-princess: blackgirlsinlove: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: mika-misaki2: I donโ€™t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off dis bitch โ€œVerifiable factโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™d PISS ON HER tbh btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Clausย is based on, was a black guy and we donโ€™t know exactly what jesus looked like, but hereโ€™s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU I want this post everywhere jesusย was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based offย of his son, cesareย borgia. the reasonย โ€œjesus is whiteโ€ is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group. : SHARE THIS PIC OF BLACK SANTA CUZ IT WILL PISS OFF MEGYN KELLY lovelyladylunacy: edgaristhefox: furbearingbrick: trebled-negrita-princess: blackgirlsinlove: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: mika-misaki2: I donโ€™t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off dis bitch โ€œVerifiable factโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™d PISS ON HER tbh btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Clausย is based on, was a black guy and we donโ€™t know exactly what jesus looked like, but hereโ€™s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU I want this post everywhere jesusย was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based offย of his son, cesareย borgia. the reasonย โ€œjesus is whiteโ€ is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.
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daniellebrooksemmy: irridallium: somebodylost-chan: lovelyladylunacy: edgaristhefox: furbearingbrick: trebled-negrita-princess: blackgirlsinlove: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: mika-misaki2: I donโ€™t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off dis bitch โ€œVerifiable factโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™d PISS ON HER tbh btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Clausย is based on, was a black guy and we donโ€™t know exactly what jesus looked like, but hereโ€™s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU I want this post everywhere jesusย was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based offย of his son, cesareย borgia. the reasonย โ€œjesus is whiteโ€ is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group. Ooh, interesting historical note. I donโ€™t usually share posts like this but I always want to piss off Megan Kelly Iโ€™m pissed off by Maget Kilo because I donโ€™t know her but get news alerts about her every single day of my fucking life so I wanna piss her off, too. : SHARE THIS PIC OF BLACK SANTA CUZ IT WILL PISS OFF MEGYN KELLY daniellebrooksemmy: irridallium: somebodylost-chan: lovelyladylunacy: edgaristhefox: furbearingbrick: trebled-negrita-princess: blackgirlsinlove: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: mika-misaki2: I donโ€™t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off dis bitch โ€œVerifiable factโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™d PISS ON HER tbh btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Clausย is based on, was a black guy and we donโ€™t know exactly what jesus looked like, but hereโ€™s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU I want this post everywhere jesusย was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based offย of his son, cesareย borgia. the reasonย โ€œjesus is whiteโ€ is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group. Ooh, interesting historical note. I donโ€™t usually share posts like this but I always want to piss off Megan Kelly Iโ€™m pissed off by Maget Kilo because I donโ€™t know her but get news alerts about her every single day of my fucking life so I wanna piss her off, too.
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pizzaizbae: 17mul: thesickestsinner: arthur-king-of-the-britons: thesickestsinner: arthur-king-of-the-britons: thesickestsinner: arthur-king-of-the-britons: hiphopandanime: the-real-eye-to-see: For those who didnโ€™t know, The King of Crunk is also the King of the Good Deeds. Jonathan Smith, also known as Lil Jon, celebrated the completion of a primary school built to increase education efforts to an eastern region of Ghana. This isnโ€™t Lil Jonโ€™s first dabble into philanthropic efforts. In 2011, the artist reportedly raised $80,000 to help rebuild school in his hometown of Atlanta. Keep up the great work, John. Why are him and other hip hop artist doing more for the world than American government? Respect Because theyโ€™re the AMERICAN government, not the WORLD government And yet they find themselves in every other countryโ€™s business but their own. I donโ€™t remember getting involved with India. You know who does mind their own business and keeps to themselves? North Korea.ย  I remember America setting up a military base in peopleโ€™s countries likeโ€ฆ (Source) while North Korea has not. I remember America trying to invade countries on some bullshitย โ€œyou need freedomโ€ while systematically destroying any kind of order by dismantling their governments and making no real attempt to make up for their fuck up.ย  Like the U.S. didnโ€™t purposefully cause unrest in Latin America with those Banana Wars. Like the U.S. started war with Iraq after being told not to by the United Nations then getting in their feeling when France elected not to help them talking about some bullshitย โ€œWe call French Fries, Freedom Fries from here on inโ€. Like the U.S. doesnโ€™t literally routinely destabilize areas or entire continents for financial gain. I suggest you put down the little star and stripe print flag and read up about your own countryโ€™s shenanigans. Mad cuz bad.ย  Canโ€™t respond properly huh? Lmfao thatโ€™s why youโ€™re in my inbox using taunts that 13 year old white kids on Call of Duty servers use huh? Deactivate your account and go sign up for a history class at your local community college. Dragggggg Yeah if you literally canโ€™t think of at least 10 things America has done when it comes to interfering in other countriesโ€™ politics and peoples then you have no room for an opinion. Period. Because your opinion is not based on any facts and therefore irrelevant. If you need help I can source you about 20 books to start.: Moorlnfo @Moorlnformation Follow Lil Jon Has Just Opened A Primary School Within The West African Nation Of Ghana This Past Weekend PENCILS GHANA EDUCATION SERVICE ABOMAYAW D.A.KINDERGARTEN This school block was built by Pencils of Promise (PoP) and the Community dicated to the Abomayaw Community in Memory & in Honor of Carrie M. Smith Inaugurated on 12th October, 2017 OIRONLIN 2:07 PM 15 Oct 2017 14,551 Retweets 20,695 Likes GD Everything Georgia Follow @GAFollowers Atlanta legend @LilJon recently built a school in Ghana ending several years of struggle for children. 6:19 PM 16 Oct 2017 414 Retweets 896 Likes C AJC Follow @ajc Lil Jon opens school in Ghana in honor of his mother on-ajc.com/2ieLKGy 3:47 PM 16 Oct 2017 122 Retweets 171 Likes pizzaizbae: 17mul: thesickestsinner: arthur-king-of-the-britons: thesickestsinner: arthur-king-of-the-britons: thesickestsinner: arthur-king-of-the-britons: hiphopandanime: the-real-eye-to-see: For those who didnโ€™t know, The King of Crunk is also the King of the Good Deeds. Jonathan Smith, also known as Lil Jon, celebrated the completion of a primary school built to increase education efforts to an eastern region of Ghana. This isnโ€™t Lil Jonโ€™s first dabble into philanthropic efforts. In 2011, the artist reportedly raised $80,000 to help rebuild school in his hometown of Atlanta. Keep up the great work, John. Why are him and other hip hop artist doing more for the world than American government? Respect Because theyโ€™re the AMERICAN government, not the WORLD government And yet they find themselves in every other countryโ€™s business but their own. I donโ€™t remember getting involved with India. You know who does mind their own business and keeps to themselves? North Korea.ย  I remember America setting up a military base in peopleโ€™s countries likeโ€ฆ (Source) while North Korea has not. I remember America trying to invade countries on some bullshitย โ€œyou need freedomโ€ while systematically destroying any kind of order by dismantling their governments and making no real attempt to make up for their fuck up.ย  Like the U.S. didnโ€™t purposefully cause unrest in Latin America with those Banana Wars. Like the U.S. started war with Iraq after being told not to by the United Nations then getting in their feeling when France elected not to help them talking about some bullshitย โ€œWe call French Fries, Freedom Fries from here on inโ€. Like the U.S. doesnโ€™t literally routinely destabilize areas or entire continents for financial gain. I suggest you put down the little star and stripe print flag and read up about your own countryโ€™s shenanigans. Mad cuz bad.ย  Canโ€™t respond properly huh? Lmfao thatโ€™s why youโ€™re in my inbox using taunts that 13 year old white kids on Call of Duty servers use huh? Deactivate your account and go sign up for a history class at your local community college. Dragggggg Yeah if you literally canโ€™t think of at least 10 things America has done when it comes to interfering in other countriesโ€™ politics and peoples then you have no room for an opinion. Period. Because your opinion is not based on any facts and therefore irrelevant. If you need help I can source you about 20 books to start.
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