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Cut off the bs and be straight forward.
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Straight from the Gatorโs tiddy by KingPZe MORE MEMES
Straight from the Gatorโs tiddy
Owl is straight up having a good time
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Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasnโt soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy โDont play this time. Just fake itโย
Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect.ย
To my readers: โpโ means quiet, โppโ means really quiet. Iโve never seen โppppโ before haha.
On the contrast, โfโ means loud, and โffffโ probably means so loud you go unconscious.
I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chairโฆ
Me and my trombone buddies had โffffโ and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.
The lengths we go for music.
Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.
One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section โ whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each otherโs hands all shhh donโt call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, โAll right, letโs run through it up to section A.โ
And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent โ but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They donโt come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when theyย do come in, what we see is:
[stifled giggling]
[reeeeeeally deep breath]
[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]
The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasnโt actually been cued to stop. The band director doesnโt even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.
In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: โTHERE WERE FOUR FโS.โ
FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.
This is the best band postย
Everyone else go home
Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this
which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,
that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that
Who does that?
This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.
Julius IdontgivaFucik
More like Julius Fuckit
Pyrozodโs tags for this were too hilarious not to share
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justamerplwithabox:
vivelafat:
prokopetz:
officialdeadparrot:
grellholmes:
elsajeni:
gunslingerannie:
justtkeepcalmm:
dean-and-his-pie:
fororchestra:
musicalmelody:
Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasnโt soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy โDont play this time. Just fake itโย
Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect.ย
To my readers: โpโ means quiet, โppโ means really quiet. Iโve never seen โppppโ before haha.
On the contrast, โfโ means loud, and โffffโ probably means so loud you go unconscious.
I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chairโฆ
Me and my trombone buddies had โffffโ and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.
The lengths we go for music.
Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.
One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section โ whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each otherโs hands all shhh donโt call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, โAll right, letโs run through it up to section A.โ
And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent โ but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They donโt come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when theyย do come in, what we see is:
[stifled giggling]
[reeeeeeally deep breath]
[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]
The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasnโt actually been cued to stop. The band director doesnโt even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.
In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: โTHERE WERE FOUR FโS.โ
FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.
This is the best band postย
Everyone else go home
Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this
which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,
that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that
Who does that?
This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.
Julius IdontgivaFucik
More like Julius Fuckit
Pyrozodโs tags for this were too hilarious not to share](https://pics.me.me/thumb_sushinfood-justamerplwithabox-vivelafat-prokopetz-officialdeadparrot-grellholmes-elsajeni-gunslingerannie-justtkeepcalmm-dean-and-his-pie-69735260.png)
Considering just moving to Japan tinderโs way more straight forward here I love it
They do be spitting straight facts tho
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