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Books, Club, and Complex: Now a black-robed figure scurried through the midmiuth streets, ducking from doorway to doorway, and reachet grim and forbidding portal. No mere doorway got tha m without effort, one felt. It looked as though the architecth been called in and given specific instructions. We w something eldritch in dark oak, he'd been told. So pu unpleasant gargoyle thing over the archway, give i like the footfall of a giant and make it clear to everyour fact, that this isn't the kind of door that goes "ding when you press the bell. The figure rapped a complex code on the work. A tiny barred hatch opened and one peered out. GUARDS! GUARDS! tor, trying to wring the rainwater out of its robe. intoned a voice on the other side of the grille. countered the dripping figure. " The significant owl hoots in the night,' " said the visi- 'Yet many gray lords go sadly to the masterless men, 3 73 Hooray, hooray for the spinster's sister's daughter;" “ ‘To the axeman, all supplicants are the same height!" “ ‘Yet verily, the rose is within the thorn. ” «" The good mother makes bean soup for the errant boy,' " said the voice behind the door. of Then the visitor said, "What?" boy. said, "Are you sure the ill-built tower doesn't tremble There was a pause, broken only by the sound of the rain. " The good mother makes bean soup for the errant There was another, longer pause. Then the damp figure 9 55 mightily at a butterfly's passage?" "Nope. Bean soup it is. I'm sorry." an The rain hissed down relentlessly in the embarrassed si- lence. "What about the cagèd whale?" said the soaking visitor, trying to squeeze into what little shelter the dread portal offered. "What about it?" "It should know nothing of the mighty deeps, if you must "Oh, the cagèd whale. You want the Elucidated Brethren "Who're you, then?" 93 know." of the Ebon Night. Three doors down." "We're the Illuminated and Ancient Brethren of Ee." I thought you met over in Treacle Street," said the damp "Yeah, well. You know how it is. The fretwork club have 64 man, after a while. the room Tuesdays. There was a bit of a mix-up persephinae:Please read Terry Pratchett’s Discworld books
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Ass, Lit, and Run: oday 855 PM Pick a door Door A Door B Door C Let's go A You walk into an old lighthouse Pick one A. Scen the floor B Open the door to your loft d. Open the door to your right You enter a smail room lit by a lantorn. There's a note on the desk A. Rmad the note B Look in the closet C. Leave the room You slowly pick up the note, which says He's coming A. Run out of the room screaming your ass off B. Leave the room quietly and scan the floor C. Look in the closet You quletly scan the floor to see what looks to be a trap door You slowly open it discovering A Climb dows into the basement B Keep scanning the floor C Leave the lighthouse oday 10 00 PM Faint footsteps can be heard in the distance, you quietly and cautiously climb into the dark. damp basement Closing the door behind you, footsteps and mumbling is heard from the man upstairs A Search the wails B. Search the floor C Stay where you are Foilowing your fingers along the wall, you leel your way around a new doorway A Seatch the floor B. Stay where you are C Open the door and feel yout way insidfe The noises from the man begin to grow faint as you stumble through what seems to be an undorgound tunnel. The floor turns from cement to dirt A Keep waiking B. Turm back Everything is dark until you see e faint light in the distance. As it grows closec it becomes clear hat this is an exst However there soems to be another door to yout right A. Keep walking toward the exit B. Open the door The exit oppenrs to be the entrance of a cave teading out to a beach You walk out and find a bottle A. Scan the beach B. Walk away C. Open the battle You open a bottle to tind a note The text is too small to read and this is when you realize that you left your glasses on the desk A. Start walking back B. Scan the beach C. Forget atout the note You see someone in the distance walking on the beachh A. Walk toward this person 8. Walk C. Walk back to the lighthouse away from this person He starts running toward you A. Keep running B. Turn around and slap him Wef wos that for, I brought you your glasses A Stap again B. Put glasses on and read the note You hold the note up and rend "А" Snapchat B. # C. Both Hahahahah. Let's see Let's start with A And go from there Im going to stop talking in the third This Guy Put In So Much Effort To Get A Tinder Girls Number And It Got Wild Fast
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Bad, Books, and England: My favorbe thing about Thomas the Tanis Eagine is that it canonicaly takes place in a troin post-apocolypse here the island of Sodor is the only sale zose in a totaltarian dyanepio in which steom tvaina ane routinet loled and their body parta ae sold or caneibalied far epair If you thnkm kidding you need to read the original coud you please direct me to a sou?uld feel much It book me so long to ind this quote onine but I did i because t' so much dker than one ighe expect from Thomes the Tank Engine Engi ntheOthr Raay arent sale n Ther costrolers ate cruel They dont e ned arry more hey putm on cold damp sedings and then Pancy nearly aobbed Thiry. they cut tham up "The Bhateas of England·Stepney tho 6habe Engine Res Awdry Wibert. London:Egmant Publishing 1963 This lustration, by Gumar d Peter Edwad ccompanied the above teat in the orginal book and depicts a peir of unfrtunate Other Ralway engines the early thomas the tank engine books are prety istrationa # pou watched thr shom, is ike1hat it book the second holf of thea sars no Mucking dark nd surreal iem cominced they wwa esult of reverend haucaons of his own death Eecuse me but the eery est atory is the Raway Se is in a tutnel and ea paint jab ain, so taheay maagement seas off the tonne They esemoblly let ou becuse andther engine breaks doen or sometherg, bute eriginal plan was to ust him in here fonevr On the show didet hey aiss hook up one esgine to a generator, so he'd never move agoin? hat was Eteral ose of the nesk Its on some other post en he mas chiino res! This also nappened die books, to ar' egne relened to only as No. 2, but the selevision series named "Shadger", ๒the episode "Grangur Smudge said Dake Washow-ot. He rode roughily and often came off the rais 1 warned him to We do here sold but Smudger aghed ามารา oneday. Manager said he woo gong to make him useul at lost Smudger stopped taughing he Wewhy What did he do! tumed hrn mo อ generator He's st8there behind our shed Hell never mave again deducecanse This is so fucked up No isten Ckay so we see Ratway Management doing al the shi right but auppopedly its so much wor in the Othar Ray mean, sure, you migt ge turned into generator or tricked into a tunnel for not dong ล% pouhf told, bet at least yoere not cut up and sold for parts ghe? is ngt so bed on the isond of Sodat right Or frayee 1hara jat what ณ.hay Managemen wants the engines to think Maybe the island of Sodor is the real sotaltarion regime, and the engine cnzens (slaves) are fed propaganda, ustrated in helish grays and sulfuric yellows, about how bad is everywhe t elle, ฮ1 all the Other Railways aiway Manaemet eare abou you Trust Ralway Manegement lay on Your Track It Could Be So 0 Much Worse Wt the fuck is this rain based 1984 buishe awesomacious: Thomas the tank engine.
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Bad, Books, and England: My favorbe thing about Thomas the Tanis Eagine is that it canonicaly takes place in a troin post-apocolypse here the island of Sodor is the only sale zose in a totaltarian dyanepio in which steom tvaina ane routinet loled and their body parta ae sold or caneibalied far epair If you thnkm kidding you need to read the original coud you please direct me to a sou?uld feel much It book me so long to ind this quote onine but I did i because t' so much dker than one ighe expect from Thomes the Tank Engine Engi ntheOthr Raay arent sale n Ther costrolers ate cruel They dont e ned arry more hey putm on cold damp sedings and then Pancy nearly aobbed Thiry. they cut tham up "The Bhateas of England·Stepney tho 6habe Engine Res Awdry Wibert. London:Egmant Publishing 1963 This lustration, by Gumar d Peter Edwad ccompanied the above teat in the orginal book and depicts a peir of unfrtunate Other Ralway engines the early thomas the tank engine books are prety istrationa # pou watched thr shom, is ike1hat it book the second holf of thea sars no Mucking dark nd surreal iem cominced they wwa esult of reverend haucaons of his own death Eecuse me but the eery est atory is the Raway Se is in a tutnel and ea paint jab ain, so taheay maagement seas off the tonne They esemoblly let ou becuse andther engine breaks doen or sometherg, bute eriginal plan was to ust him in here fonevr On the show didet hey aiss hook up one esgine to a generator, so he'd never move agoin? hat was Eteral ose of the nesk Its on some other post en he mas chiino res! This also nappened die books, to ar' egne relened to only as No. 2, but the selevision series named "Shadger", ๒the episode "Grangur Smudge said Dake Washow-ot. He rode roughily and often came off the rais 1 warned him to We do here sold but Smudger aghed ามารา oneday. Manager said he woo gong to make him useul at lost Smudger stopped taughing he Wewhy What did he do! tumed hrn mo อ generator He's st8there behind our shed Hell never mave again deducecanse This is so fucked up No isten Ckay so we see Ratway Management doing al the shi right but auppopedly its so much wor in the Othar Ray mean, sure, you migt ge turned into generator or tricked into a tunnel for not dong ล% pouhf told, bet at least yoere not cut up and sold for parts ghe? is ngt so bed on the isond of Sodat right Or frayee 1hara jat what ณ.hay Managemen wants the engines to think Maybe the island of Sodor is the real sotaltarion regime, and the engine cnzens (slaves) are fed propaganda, ustrated in helish grays and sulfuric yellows, about how bad is everywhe t elle, ฮ1 all the Other Railways aiway Manaemet eare abou you Trust Ralway Manegement lay on Your Track It Could Be So 0 Much Worse Wt the fuck is this rain based 1984 buishe Thomas the tank engine.
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Memes, Drive, and Sideways: We're here at a damp Silverstone with @MercedesAMG to drive the AMG GTR. Sideways action is on the menu! 💁🏼

We're here at a damp Silverstone with @MercedesAMG to drive the AMG GTR. Sideways action is on the menu! 💁🏼

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