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Being Alone, Children, and Clothes: fizzityuclk the only valid naruto meta is the single use clothing sasuke theory my flatmates came up with after a drunken binge of the chuunin exams fizzityuclk lafortis alright i'll bite what the hell did you just say "Single Use Clothing Sasuke" is a complex, multi-layered theory borne of the complex, multi-layered minds of my flatmates. It essentially boils down to the idea that Every Single Thing sasuke wears from the day of the uchiha massacre to the day he leaves the village are entirely different yet identical versions of the same two outfits. He only wears them once and then throws them out. The idea behind this is based on the implications that a) sasuke lives alone in the uchiha compound which is intended to be lived in by hundreds of people, b) he was not cared or provided for in any way by the village adults after the massacre, and c) there are entire city blocks of empty uchiha houses full of free shit just sitting there, ESPECIALLY clothing. Theory is as follows: sasuke, clearly unable to do his own laundry because he's 12 and a moron, spends four years of his life using the abandoned clothes that previously belonged to the children in the uchiha clan as disposable clothing and there's a landfill in Konoha somewhere just full of black playsuits. Companion theory "One-Shirt Uzumaki" where naruto owns exactly one (1) set of clothing that he furiously hand washes every night at 1am lafortis you know what this is pretty plausible actually all things considered Several-hundred Shirt Sasuke
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Family, Shit, and Tumblr: These are not just women's issues These are family issues. current.com <p><a href="http://ionosphere-negate.tumblr.com/post/33755479572" class="tumblr_blog">ionosphere-negate</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://conservativewoman.tumblr.com/post/33752052829/moofles-stfuconservatives-shananaomi">conservativewoman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://moofles.tumblr.com/post/33751760490/stfuconservatives-shananaomi-current">moofles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stfuconservatives.tumblr.com/post/33748889273">stfuconservatives</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shananaomi.com/post/33748720784">shananaomi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://current.tumblr.com/post/33748635233/these-are-not-just-womens-issues-these-are">current</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“These are not just women’s issues. These are family issues.”</p> </blockquote> <p>One of the most important differences heard tonight.</p> </blockquote> <p>A stark difference from “let’s make sure women get home in time to cook dinner.”</p> </blockquote> <p>Free shit at taxpayer expense is not a family issue. Pretending that Romney or anyone else wants women to “stay in the kitchen” is pretty much just being an asshole for the sake of being an asshole.</p> </blockquote> <p>Let’s repeat that again so you get it through your heads - <strong>“Free shit at taxpayer expense is not a family issue. Pretending that Romney - or anyone else - wants women to “stay in the kitchen” is pretty much just being an asshole for the sake of being an asshole.”</strong> Are we clear?</p> </blockquote> <p>STFUC is a grossly biased shitfucker.</p></blockquote>
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