Click, Fucking, and Funny: N THE
text in MSPa
Do r rotate
you ever see an image and think “i may see something as funny as this again, but never anything funnier”
ALL RIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS GET READY TO LEARN SOMETHING
yOU WANNA ROTATE TEXT?! well mod 5ider has got the fucking t r i c k s homie
Step one: Type something.
P E R F E C T.
sTEP TWO: FIND THE RESIZE OPTION.
You see that little resize button on your menu?
Yeah, that’s the one. you can just click that shit!
On older versions of MS Paint there isn’t this option, but you can always find it with a quick right-click.
THERE IT FUCKING IS!!!!!
STEP THREE: STRETCH AND SKEW
When you click resize, this menu comes up.
I’m sure you all have seen this menu before, but for those who don’t, I’ll clue you in. The top options control the length and respective width of your artwork. you can choose to alter them separately,
or all together
Using that little “Maintain Aspect Ration” checkbox there, but that’s not important right now.
wHat we’re focusing on is that skew option on the botttom.
with that you can t i l t whatever image yuo have on your screen to the left
to the right
“BUT 5IDER!!!!!” you say, “THAT DOESN’T LOOK ROTATED AT ALL”
wELL HOLD ON TO YOUR LUG NUTS BECAUSE I T ’ S T I M E F O R
STEP 4: ULTRA COMBOOOOOOOO!!!!!
now, comes the fun part. unlike its aspect ratio locked cousin, the stretch and skew options work independently from one another. So, you can do things like
But that’s neither here nor there… what gets REALLY interesting is when your ratios are in opposite directions..
Now, before I let you go, I found out through trial and error that an angle doesn’t exactly match up with its negative dimension…
(Step 5: Angular ratios)
See? there’s a little offset between vertical and horizontal if your expect your text to appear natural instead of tilted. The only places that this offset reaches zero is at 90° (of course) and the rare and extremely dangerous 45° rotations.
Fortunately, I’ve already mapped out a few angles that I find are very useful in my works so, for your viewing pleasure… i present my handy dandy graph
All you have to do is match up your desired angle up to its respective complement and you have quickly and efficiently rotated your first word in MS Paint.
You know, you guys really seemed to enjoy this post.
Should I do more MS Paint tutorials in the future?
Hello, New York, and Corny: unhingedny
New York, New York
Wed, Dec 19, 11:04AM
Wed, Dec 19, 11:06AM
"insert corny line here*
Wed, Dec 19, 11:52PM
"Awkwardly laugh at
Thu, Dec 20, 4:40PM
accidentally shits pants*
Wait for it
Police, Shit, and Animal: castieltherebel
2,000-year-old roman face cream with visible, ancient
Preserved within a small tin canister, the cream was discovered
during excavations by Pre-Construct Archaeology of a Roman
temple precinct on Tabard Street, Southwark in 2003. The main
constituent of the cream was animal fat mixed with starch and tin
imagine if they got a clear finger print from that
and then, just for shits and giggles, they put it into a police data base
and, one day, there's a murder. the only evidence anyone was there
is a hand print. and one of the fingerprints matches the 2,000 year old
suddenly, they begin to find more and more unsolved murders that all
have a similar trend: only one piece of evidence to tell who the
murderer was, and it's a hand print or a finger print of some kind, and
it's always the same person. its the same one thats been happening
for decades... maybe even hundreds of years...
Target, Tumblr, and Vanilla Ice: Pad
2. We're Sick of Chocolate and
Haven't you had enough Chocolate Fudge Brownie and Vanilla Caramel
Fudge? We've been cranking out chocolate and vanilla ice cream flavors
since the very beginning (in fact, Vanilla was our very first flavor), and
frankly, we're tired of it. So when climate change makes it all but impossible
for farmers to grow cocoa beans and vanilla, we'll be fine. We'll move on to
other ingredients, like melted glaciers, penguin meat, covfefe, and human
despair. Sounds delicious!
Ben and Jerry’s gives No Shits
Me: Well, isn’t that nice, Ben and Jerry’s are branching out and they’re changing th–OOOOH THEY WENT THERE