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I thought I’d peaked before, but I was so, so wrong… This clearly is the best I’ll ever manage. I can’t ever hope to match it: 12:36 o s O NO Sl A 42% 4 < Jane Ari Pralle Chat Yeter 2u You iked Jane's phota Yetering onu I can't resist a good bad Christmas sweater What should your custom poem be about Ooh surprise me But that could be copy pasted and that's no tun Gimme something suuuuper specific And then I need a format choice toa, between Dr. Seuss poem, Shakespearean sonnet, or something custom Yesterty For the spirit of things, that same Christmas sweater. I think sonnet or Seuss style would be Interesting Sommet, final answer Sonnet Veetery 0PM I enjoy al these amusingly specitic soloctionsl Holiday sweaters. are my shit. Sit tight| Engaging ryicality Should Rudolph pause before a red so fine? Esch every handmade brickline laid with care No sweater on this earth match'd her desigrn, Doff polyester now for wool so fair. Nostalgic evenings end by fire's dance, Unending chest nuts roasting on the flame Doth time unerringly from thus advance? Enmesh fair memries in your fabric's frame. Such understated beauty holds the wreath, Just lookl espy her face for beauty more. And yonder ribbons dance and light bequeath, No trash pullover could so highly soar Each hearth lacks warmth in absence of such heart. Ere onto spring l'd never be apart. Tuday AM That was very well thought out, I really, really liked it Trsday M Haha thankall But just wait until you read the first ietter of each ine in the sonnet Taday SAM Dammit You're too clever Ch if anly it ended there. See the message I sent after your requesta, the one about the amusingly specific selections? Resd the first letter of each word in that sentence Tulay aAM Did not see that one coming Taday AM Oh, it only gets worse. The message after that one, starting with "holiday sweaters". Write down the first letter of each word, but than read it backwards Any other coded messages? Keeps on going fm afraid Check out the sonnet again. Read the first letter of the "second" word in each line Fedau AM Well played (at this point she guessed what's ahead and also did this one) I got that one Unsurprisingly there's also a secret message it you read the first letter of the third word in each ine Probably for good measure you could olso read the first letter of every message i sent "after the sonnet Th SENDNODES NE Sthash especttuy the hmanher Degr I thought I’d peaked before, but I was so, so wrong… This clearly is the best I’ll ever manage. I can’t ever hope to match it
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honeydrippingbeehives: ohhellorula: Bill Hader’s knife story is the funniest thing ever TRANSCRIPTIONBill Hader: This funny thing… As PAs we would all hang out. And there was this guy named Big–I was Little Bill on that show because there was a guy named Big Bill, he was like 6′7″–and this other guy named Jason Altieri. And one time Jason, he had this giant bowie knife, like a Rambo knife, and he was hitting a tree with it. [audience laughter] This is what we would do. [Bill laughs] This is Hollywood, guys!Jimmy Kimmel: You’re practicing editing!Bill: Yeah, he was editing! [unintelligible + laughter]Jimmy: The old-fashioned way.Bill: The old-fashioned way. This is the way they did it on Gone With The Wind, I tell ya! [audience laughter] You gotta get your editing thing together, your editing arm down. So he was cutting this thing and we were laughing, and then Bill comes over and he’s like “Hey, J, you should really stop messing with”–this is a cigarette–”you really should stop messing with the knife.” And J went [grunting noises] and he went “Hey, come on! Don’t do that.” And he walked away. Then Bucky, our prop guy, came over and he goes “Hey, I got that exact same knife but it’s retractable. It’s fake.” [inaudible + laughter] So he gets the fake one. He’s doing this…[Bill laughs] And it’s one of those things where we waited, like, an hour. [audience laughter] Like, you couldn’t go, “Hey, Bill! Come over here!” You had to be like…He has to just walk over. So we’re waiting for an hour and J is like “Guys, is he over? Ah, come on, man!” So finally, Bill comes over and goes, “Hey, are you still messing with that knife? You should stop messing with the knife, man.” And he went [grunting noise], and he went “I told you, don’t do that!” And then he just went [clunking sound effect] and stuck him right in the chest [Bill laughs] and Bill went “WHY?!” [laughter] He thought he was murdered! He legit thought he just got murdered! [Bill laughs] And we were…Oh, we were laughing so hard! [laughter] He just went “WHY?!” like that’s the thing you would say.[Bill laughs]Jimmy: Call his parents to tell his final words [Jimmy laughs]Bill: “What did Bill say?” Wait, wait til you hear what he said when he… [inaudible + laughter] He yelled “Why?” [Bill laughs]Jimmy: Oh, that’s good. Oh, boy.: abc honeydrippingbeehives: ohhellorula: Bill Hader’s knife story is the funniest thing ever TRANSCRIPTIONBill Hader: This funny thing… As PAs we would all hang out. And there was this guy named Big–I was Little Bill on that show because there was a guy named Big Bill, he was like 6′7″–and this other guy named Jason Altieri. And one time Jason, he had this giant bowie knife, like a Rambo knife, and he was hitting a tree with it. [audience laughter] This is what we would do. [Bill laughs] This is Hollywood, guys!Jimmy Kimmel: You’re practicing editing!Bill: Yeah, he was editing! [unintelligible + laughter]Jimmy: The old-fashioned way.Bill: The old-fashioned way. This is the way they did it on Gone With The Wind, I tell ya! [audience laughter] You gotta get your editing thing together, your editing arm down. So he was cutting this thing and we were laughing, and then Bill comes over and he’s like “Hey, J, you should really stop messing with”–this is a cigarette–”you really should stop messing with the knife.” And J went [grunting noises] and he went “Hey, come on! Don’t do that.” And he walked away. Then Bucky, our prop guy, came over and he goes “Hey, I got that exact same knife but it’s retractable. It’s fake.” [inaudible + laughter] So he gets the fake one. He’s doing this…[Bill laughs] And it’s one of those things where we waited, like, an hour. [audience laughter] Like, you couldn’t go, “Hey, Bill! Come over here!” You had to be like…He has to just walk over. So we’re waiting for an hour and J is like “Guys, is he over? Ah, come on, man!” So finally, Bill comes over and goes, “Hey, are you still messing with that knife? You should stop messing with the knife, man.” And he went [grunting noise], and he went “I told you, don’t do that!” And then he just went [clunking sound effect] and stuck him right in the chest [Bill laughs] and Bill went “WHY?!” [laughter] He thought he was murdered! He legit thought he just got murdered! [Bill laughs] And we were…Oh, we were laughing so hard! [laughter] He just went “WHY?!” like that’s the thing you would say.[Bill laughs]Jimmy: Call his parents to tell his final words [Jimmy laughs]Bill: “What did Bill say?” Wait, wait til you hear what he said when he… [inaudible + laughter] He yelled “Why?” [Bill laughs]Jimmy: Oh, that’s good. Oh, boy.
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skeledone-with-u: jewishdragon: honeyhardcandy: jahmocha: officialweedfanclub: lizthefangirl: krykky: ghostymcspooky: hzs-modblog: scaliefox: swordpillow: aohkii: imlydiaa: reinadelacastles: kingjaffejoffer: Check out the zoom on a Nikon P900 camera.  In love…… I remember when I had this camera and the zoom shots were the best shots I thought this was fucking fake but ????? what in gods name ……….  APPARENTLY THEY CAN ZOOM INTO SATURN TOO WITH THIS THING???? I thought it was going to be hilariously expensive, but oddly it’s only $600 (not much more than my Rebel T3 kit that was $450) http://www.nikonusa.com/en/nikon-products/product/compact-digital-cameras/coolpix-p900.html The lens is apparently equivalent to 2000mm telephoto. What can the macro lens do? WHAT THE FUCK I have a Nikon Coolpix L820, and I use it to play voyeur with insects. I GOT THAT COOLPIX TOO DAWG i’m buying this tomorrow This is too much power for a single human being to wield…. what the fuck @beans-shadow Hey excuse me what the fuck : skeledone-with-u: jewishdragon: honeyhardcandy: jahmocha: officialweedfanclub: lizthefangirl: krykky: ghostymcspooky: hzs-modblog: scaliefox: swordpillow: aohkii: imlydiaa: reinadelacastles: kingjaffejoffer: Check out the zoom on a Nikon P900 camera.  In love…… I remember when I had this camera and the zoom shots were the best shots I thought this was fucking fake but ????? what in gods name ……….  APPARENTLY THEY CAN ZOOM INTO SATURN TOO WITH THIS THING???? I thought it was going to be hilariously expensive, but oddly it’s only $600 (not much more than my Rebel T3 kit that was $450) http://www.nikonusa.com/en/nikon-products/product/compact-digital-cameras/coolpix-p900.html The lens is apparently equivalent to 2000mm telephoto. What can the macro lens do? WHAT THE FUCK I have a Nikon Coolpix L820, and I use it to play voyeur with insects. I GOT THAT COOLPIX TOO DAWG i’m buying this tomorrow This is too much power for a single human being to wield…. what the fuck @beans-shadow Hey excuse me what the fuck
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<p><a href="https://square.tumblr.com/post/174915940788/callmekami-spongebobsquarepants" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">square</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://call--me--kami.tumblr.com/post/173522514938/spongebobsquarepants-callmekami" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">call–me–kami</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://spongebobsquarepants.tumblr.com/post/173522462107/callmekami-itsberrybitch" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">spongebobsquarepants</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://call--me--kami.tumblr.com/post/173521938693/itsberrybitch-spongebobsquarepants" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">call–me–kami</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://itsberrybitch.tumblr.com/post/173516034614/spongebobsquarepants-itsberrybitch" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">itsberrybitch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://spongebobsquarepants.tumblr.com/post/173515999192/itsberrybitch-celticpyro-bunanner" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">spongebobsquarepants</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://itsberrybitch.tumblr.com/post/172108166299/celticpyro-bunanner-throwbackblr-parallels" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">itsberrybitch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/172108067359/bunanner-throwbackblr-parallels-what-does" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://bunanner.tumblr.com/post/172107666524/throwbackblr-parallels-what-does-this-mean" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">bunanner</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://throwbackblr.tumblr.com/post/172106194884/parallels" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">throwbackblr</a>:</p> <blockquote><p id="geom_inter_18_1521651968249_52"> <i>parallels</i><br/></p></blockquote> <p>what does this mean</p> </blockquote> <p>Wakanda is Fergalicious</p> </blockquote> <p>T’Challa stans fergie and idk how to handle it</p> </blockquote> <p>I got that boom boom pow… </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="540" data-tumblr-attribution="letitia-wright:6KZ9UFbxMpG2Kod2c0AUfw:ZgrxGo2VHvmS0" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8c320519ddf74ed5b3f40cee0ee427be/tumblr_p4d4l57quE1tunq3zo1_540.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8c320519ddf74ed5b3f40cee0ee427be/tumblr_inline_p83y0qlK0J1tvg2sz_540.gif" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8c320519ddf74ed5b3f40cee0ee427be/tumblr_p4d4l57quE1tunq3zo1_540.gif"/></figure><p>Them chickens jackin my style.. they try to copy my swagga</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="268" data-orig-width="268" data-tumblr-attribution="n-jadaka:a-3_GBlJnjvR-LIaUMBjOA:ZjQmFb2VDVcBi" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/16eff0078334fc0c739e3c751dbc1137/tumblr_p49efxcl0Y1x3ocsmo1_400.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/16eff0078334fc0c739e3c751dbc1137/tumblr_inline_p83y0qDCJY1tvg2sz_540.gif" data-orig-height="268" data-orig-width="268" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/16eff0078334fc0c739e3c751dbc1137/tumblr_p49efxcl0Y1x3ocsmo1_400.gif"/></figure><p>Im on some next shiiiit now</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="219" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f5fba62247cb0f61f68ea577ed3e2fbe/tumblr_inline_p83xyzacez1tvg2sz_540.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8a3a0aa56f0132739c0fbf92ccdffa6f/tumblr_inline_p83y0rpkEf1tvg2sz_540.gif" data-orig-height="219" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f5fba62247cb0f61f68ea577ed3e2fbe/tumblr_inline_p83xyzacez1tvg2sz_540.gif"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="160" data-orig-width="268" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b04f872dbcaddda5c89baa37534032ea/tumblr_inline_p83xyyFhUe1tvg2sz_400.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dc0abd6d5dce7d5ddcddb7709d6f7795/tumblr_inline_p83y0sNFpX1tvg2sz_540.gif" data-orig-height="160" data-orig-width="268" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b04f872dbcaddda5c89baa37534032ea/tumblr_inline_p83xyyFhUe1tvg2sz_400.gif"/></figure><p>I don’t know what to do with this information.</p> </blockquote> <p>You’ve already done the lords work so idk what else you could do with this information </p> </blockquote> <p>This cheesey shit why I stay on Twitter </p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1207" data-orig-width="1440"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/74db4ed646eec06ed4c33086344d3660/tumblr_inline_p84ahksXw51ty99rh_500.jpg" data-orig-height="1207" data-orig-width="1440"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I’m heading to the woods at least I can eat the corn there 😒</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="286" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d611fc769f8e81343f92f6153ea21b88/tumblr_inline_paddz25e0N1ty99rh_500.jpg" data-orig-height="286" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="325" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c4433848bb731001667a8ab65529ea48/tumblr_inline_paddz39LEx1ty99rh_500.jpg" data-orig-height="325" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="569" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e28519c0959b51132c022c1ab62be9a1/tumblr_inline_paddz3NBMi1ty99rh_500.jpg" data-orig-height="569" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><p>T'Challa stans Black Eye Peas.</p> </blockquote>: <p><a href="https://square.tumblr.com/post/174915940788/callmekami-spongebobsquarepants" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">square</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://call--me--kami.tumblr.com/post/173522514938/spongebobsquarepants-callmekami" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">call–me–kami</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://spongebobsquarepants.tumblr.com/post/173522462107/callmekami-itsberrybitch" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">spongebobsquarepants</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://call--me--kami.tumblr.com/post/173521938693/itsberrybitch-spongebobsquarepants" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">call–me–kami</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://itsberrybitch.tumblr.com/post/173516034614/spongebobsquarepants-itsberrybitch" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">itsberrybitch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://spongebobsquarepants.tumblr.com/post/173515999192/itsberrybitch-celticpyro-bunanner" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">spongebobsquarepants</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://itsberrybitch.tumblr.com/post/172108166299/celticpyro-bunanner-throwbackblr-parallels" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">itsberrybitch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/172108067359/bunanner-throwbackblr-parallels-what-does" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://bunanner.tumblr.com/post/172107666524/throwbackblr-parallels-what-does-this-mean" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">bunanner</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://throwbackblr.tumblr.com/post/172106194884/parallels" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">throwbackblr</a>:</p> <blockquote><p id="geom_inter_18_1521651968249_52"> <i>parallels</i><br/></p></blockquote> <p>what does this mean</p> </blockquote> <p>Wakanda is Fergalicious</p> </blockquote> <p>T’Challa stans fergie and idk how to handle it</p> </blockquote> <p>I got that boom boom pow… </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="540" data-tumblr-attribution="letitia-wright:6KZ9UFbxMpG2Kod2c0AUfw:ZgrxGo2VHvmS0" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8c320519ddf74ed5b3f40cee0ee427be/tumblr_p4d4l57quE1tunq3zo1_540.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8c320519ddf74ed5b3f40cee0ee427be/tumblr_inline_p83y0qlK0J1tvg2sz_540.gif" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8c320519ddf74ed5b3f40cee0ee427be/tumblr_p4d4l57quE1tunq3zo1_540.gif"/></figure><p>Them chickens jackin my style.. they try to copy my swagga</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="268" data-orig-width="268" data-tumblr-attribution="n-jadaka:a-3_GBlJnjvR-LIaUMBjOA:ZjQmFb2VDVcBi" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/16eff0078334fc0c739e3c751dbc1137/tumblr_p49efxcl0Y1x3ocsmo1_400.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/16eff0078334fc0c739e3c751dbc1137/tumblr_inline_p83y0qDCJY1tvg2sz_540.gif" data-orig-height="268" data-orig-width="268" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/16eff0078334fc0c739e3c751dbc1137/tumblr_p49efxcl0Y1x3ocsmo1_400.gif"/></figure><p>Im on some next shiiiit now</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="219" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f5fba62247cb0f61f68ea577ed3e2fbe/tumblr_inline_p83xyzacez1tvg2sz_540.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8a3a0aa56f0132739c0fbf92ccdffa6f/tumblr_inline_p83y0rpkEf1tvg2sz_540.gif" data-orig-height="219" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f5fba62247cb0f61f68ea577ed3e2fbe/tumblr_inline_p83xyzacez1tvg2sz_540.gif"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="160" data-orig-width="268" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b04f872dbcaddda5c89baa37534032ea/tumblr_inline_p83xyyFhUe1tvg2sz_400.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dc0abd6d5dce7d5ddcddb7709d6f7795/tumblr_inline_p83y0sNFpX1tvg2sz_540.gif" data-orig-height="160" data-orig-width="268" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b04f872dbcaddda5c89baa37534032ea/tumblr_inline_p83xyyFhUe1tvg2sz_400.gif"/></figure><p>I don’t know what to do with this information.</p> </blockquote> <p>You’ve already done the lords work so idk what else you could do with this information </p> </blockquote> <p>This cheesey shit why I stay on Twitter </p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1207" data-orig-width="1440"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/74db4ed646eec06ed4c33086344d3660/tumblr_inline_p84ahksXw51ty99rh_500.jpg" data-orig-height="1207" data-orig-width="1440"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I’m heading to the woods at least I can eat the corn there 😒</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="286" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d611fc769f8e81343f92f6153ea21b88/tumblr_inline_paddz25e0N1ty99rh_500.jpg" data-orig-height="286" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="325" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c4433848bb731001667a8ab65529ea48/tumblr_inline_paddz39LEx1ty99rh_500.jpg" data-orig-height="325" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="569" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e28519c0959b51132c022c1ab62be9a1/tumblr_inline_paddz3NBMi1ty99rh_500.jpg" data-orig-height="569" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><p>T'Challa stans Black Eye Peas.</p> </blockquote>
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