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ups-dogs: The Bandanna of Betrayal.The Shawl of Shame.The Horrible Hankie of Hunger.The Do-Rag of Dietary Deprivation and Despair.Upon my arrival at the Patricia Green Winery in Newberg Oregon, I was confronted with a horrific sight that left me with an awful and impossible dilemma; I could either respect the cruel and inexplicable demands of the customer by denying biscuits to their dog Maggie, or I could break their rules and yield to the almost hypnotic, yearning gaze of her pleading eyes as she beseeched me to proffer her daily treats.I considered my options carefully as I looked around to see if anyone was watching. Their wishes were clear, but what harm could *one* biscuit possibly do? What kind of barbaric monster would force their sweet dog to wear a sign around her neck prohibiting treats? How could I possibly be expected to withhold her daily Milk Bone? What had she done to deserve such barbaric treatment? And how many biscuits could I sneak to her without getting busted?Fortunately, my questions were soon answered by the arrival of her owner who graciously explained the reason for this seemingly abusive act. It turns out that the vineyard had been hosting their annual fall wine tasting all week long, and was providing the guests with salami, prosciutto, breads, and various types of gourmet cheeses to be paired with the wines. And in her role as official tasting room mascot, Maggie was allowed to circulate freely amongst the guests, who of course were rendered as powerless as I by her beseeching gaze. The result of their copious offerings of such rich meats and sharp cheeses upon her digestive system are best left to the imagination, and her humans were left with no alternative but to take drastic action in order to prevent Miss Maggie the Manipulative and Malodorous Moocher from rendering the tasting room uninhabitable.Fortunately for her, however, the feeding ban did NOT apply to ordinary dog biscuits, thus leaving me free to be the hero and ease her pangs of hunger on what turned out to be Quadruple Biscuit Friday. All was right with the world once again!By Scott Hodges.: ups-dogs: The Bandanna of Betrayal.The Shawl of Shame.The Horrible Hankie of Hunger.The Do-Rag of Dietary Deprivation and Despair.Upon my arrival at the Patricia Green Winery in Newberg Oregon, I was confronted with a horrific sight that left me with an awful and impossible dilemma; I could either respect the cruel and inexplicable demands of the customer by denying biscuits to their dog Maggie, or I could break their rules and yield to the almost hypnotic, yearning gaze of her pleading eyes as she beseeched me to proffer her daily treats.I considered my options carefully as I looked around to see if anyone was watching. Their wishes were clear, but what harm could *one* biscuit possibly do? What kind of barbaric monster would force their sweet dog to wear a sign around her neck prohibiting treats? How could I possibly be expected to withhold her daily Milk Bone? What had she done to deserve such barbaric treatment? And how many biscuits could I sneak to her without getting busted?Fortunately, my questions were soon answered by the arrival of her owner who graciously explained the reason for this seemingly abusive act. It turns out that the vineyard had been hosting their annual fall wine tasting all week long, and was providing the guests with salami, prosciutto, breads, and various types of gourmet cheeses to be paired with the wines. And in her role as official tasting room mascot, Maggie was allowed to circulate freely amongst the guests, who of course were rendered as powerless as I by her beseeching gaze. The result of their copious offerings of such rich meats and sharp cheeses upon her digestive system are best left to the imagination, and her humans were left with no alternative but to take drastic action in order to prevent Miss Maggie the Manipulative and Malodorous Moocher from rendering the tasting room uninhabitable.Fortunately for her, however, the feeding ban did NOT apply to ordinary dog biscuits, thus leaving me free to be the hero and ease her pangs of hunger on what turned out to be Quadruple Biscuit Friday. All was right with the world once again!By Scott Hodges.

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my-pen-is-the-barrel-of-the-gun: Misleading headlines from a snot rag of a publication. A bill has been proposed to make abortions after 6 weeks illegal. One of the women behind the bill brought her children with her to make the point that “Motherhood isn’t easy but it’s necessary.” The headline intentionally wants to make you believe that Republicans want to forcibly inseminate women and they use a picture of Kavanaugh, instead of the woman they’re quoting, to try and relate their already misleading headline with accusations of rape and sexual misconduct. At least try a little harder with the lying propaganda. I didn’t even have to do research I just read the rest of the article. : Salon @Salon Follow Ohio Republicans declare motherhood "necessary," want to make it mandatory Ohio Republicans declare motherhood "necessary," want to make i.. Ohio Republicans, empowered by the Kavanaugh Supreme Court, move aggressively toward forcing childbirth on women salon.com 8:12 AM-21 Noy 2018 my-pen-is-the-barrel-of-the-gun: Misleading headlines from a snot rag of a publication. A bill has been proposed to make abortions after 6 weeks illegal. One of the women behind the bill brought her children with her to make the point that “Motherhood isn’t easy but it’s necessary.” The headline intentionally wants to make you believe that Republicans want to forcibly inseminate women and they use a picture of Kavanaugh, instead of the woman they’re quoting, to try and relate their already misleading headline with accusations of rape and sexual misconduct. At least try a little harder with the lying propaganda. I didn’t even have to do research I just read the rest of the article.
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Kindness is punk as fuck: undercover-underdog For those of you who don't know, I work at an anarchist co-op coffee shop Apparently, all the Chicano/Cholo boys in my neighborhood have caught on the the fact that I sneak food and stuff to all the little punk kids and homeless kids at the coffee shop There are three in particular who call me Mom Not Mami, not Ma, Mom The rest refer to me as "Miss" They've decided to always have one of the three of them there with me on my night shifts. (Especially after they witnessed the last bad shift where I had to kick a bunch of tweakers out. Said tweakers lit my fucking bulletin board on fire.) Tonight, one of the boys actually charged up a crackhead who wouldn't get out when I told him to leave About an hour later, I was emptying bus tubs when that same lovely boy walked in and wetted a wash rag. I asked what he was doing and he told me not to worry. So, I went about my business, doing dishes, bussing the main dining tables, etc. I'd left a broom in the smoking room and a fresh trash bag in the bathroom for once I was done with the dishes When I walked out, everything was spotless and the trash had been replaced. He'd wiped all my tables, swept, mopped, and emptied all the ash trays He'd also picked the lock on the bathroom so his friend could take out the trash for me. (Which l'm not sure whether l should scold him for. Haha) They snuck around and did my closing shift duties to thank me for keeping them warm and fed I'm fucking crying spaffy-jimble Kindness begets kindness orc-lady-unabi Picking a lock so you can take out trash for someone who's nice to you is the most chaotic good thing i've ever heard. <3 Source: undercover-underdog 100,519 notes Jul 19th, 2018 Kindness is punk as fuck
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<p><a href="http://lovelyardie.tumblr.com/post/174993419237/last-house-on-the-right-because-social-media-is" class="tumblr_blog">lovelyardie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://last-house-on-the-right.tumblr.com/post/174945361442" class="tumblr_blog">last-house-on-the-right</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Because social media is a virus, I feel the need to clear some things up. Soon-Yi Previn is not Woody Allen’s kid. She is the adopted daughter of his ex girlfriend, Mia Farrow, and her ex husband. It’s important to note that Soon-Yi was of age and consented to everything. Yes, it’s still fucking creepy but she is not his kid.</p> <p>Woody Allen is a hugeantic piece of shit so if you want to rag on him, let’s focus on the true things:</p> <p>- He pursued a sexual relationship and eventual marriage with a young woman he helped raise for 12 years and described his relationship with her before the marriage as “paternal.” (The way that tweet should have been worded.)</p> <p>- He included jokes in his stand up comedy routine about his first wife’s sexual assault.</p> <p>- He definitely more than likely sexually abused his adopted daughter, Dylan. You can read about the case and decide for yourself. But come on.</p> <p>- He has always romanticized gigantic age differences in relationships in his films with girls that are barely-legal. (Juliette Lewis was 19 when she played opposite him. He was 56.)</p> <p>- He has most of Hollywood wrapped around his skeevy finger and it’s gross. No one wants to let Dylan Farrow have a voice against him because he’s so “loved” and celebrated as an icon in Hollywood. Much like Bill Cosby was…hmm…</p> <p>- Seriously Dylan has been trying to talk about this for 25 years and people won’t listen. He had been in therapy for inappropriate behavior toward her before anything was presented to the police.</p> <p>- 2 babysitters and a tutor backed up Dylan’s claim.</p> <p>- <a href="https://www.scribd.com/document/205403621/Allen-v-Farrow-Custody-Ruling-June-7-1993#">Here’s the judge’s 33 page ruling in which he basically says Mr.Allen’s behavior is gross and disgusting and children need to be protected from him.</a></p> </blockquote> <p>2017 was the year we called out Weinstein.. 2018 can be he purge of Woody Allen </p> </blockquote> <p>Woody Allen should have been purged a long ass time ago. Right up there with Roman Polanski on the list of nasty child predators that Hollywood allows to have a career.</p>: jesse farrar Follow BronzeHammer Woody Allen married his own kid. Remember that? He married her. Just married the damn kid. Took care of the kid a while and thought, "Well, guess I'll marry her now." And everyone was just like "Alrighty." Kept makin movies. 7:01 PM-12 Mar 2018 16,055 Retweets 59,072 Likes 20 <p><a href="http://lovelyardie.tumblr.com/post/174993419237/last-house-on-the-right-because-social-media-is" class="tumblr_blog">lovelyardie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://last-house-on-the-right.tumblr.com/post/174945361442" class="tumblr_blog">last-house-on-the-right</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Because social media is a virus, I feel the need to clear some things up. Soon-Yi Previn is not Woody Allen’s kid. She is the adopted daughter of his ex girlfriend, Mia Farrow, and her ex husband. It’s important to note that Soon-Yi was of age and consented to everything. Yes, it’s still fucking creepy but she is not his kid.</p> <p>Woody Allen is a hugeantic piece of shit so if you want to rag on him, let’s focus on the true things:</p> <p>- He pursued a sexual relationship and eventual marriage with a young woman he helped raise for 12 years and described his relationship with her before the marriage as “paternal.” (The way that tweet should have been worded.)</p> <p>- He included jokes in his stand up comedy routine about his first wife’s sexual assault.</p> <p>- He definitely more than likely sexually abused his adopted daughter, Dylan. You can read about the case and decide for yourself. But come on.</p> <p>- He has always romanticized gigantic age differences in relationships in his films with girls that are barely-legal. (Juliette Lewis was 19 when she played opposite him. He was 56.)</p> <p>- He has most of Hollywood wrapped around his skeevy finger and it’s gross. No one wants to let Dylan Farrow have a voice against him because he’s so “loved” and celebrated as an icon in Hollywood. Much like Bill Cosby was…hmm…</p> <p>- Seriously Dylan has been trying to talk about this for 25 years and people won’t listen. He had been in therapy for inappropriate behavior toward her before anything was presented to the police.</p> <p>- 2 babysitters and a tutor backed up Dylan’s claim.</p> <p>- <a href="https://www.scribd.com/document/205403621/Allen-v-Farrow-Custody-Ruling-June-7-1993#">Here’s the judge’s 33 page ruling in which he basically says Mr.Allen’s behavior is gross and disgusting and children need to be protected from him.</a></p> </blockquote> <p>2017 was the year we called out Weinstein.. 2018 can be he purge of Woody Allen </p> </blockquote> <p>Woody Allen should have been purged a long ass time ago. Right up there with Roman Polanski on the list of nasty child predators that Hollywood allows to have a career.</p>
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