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Cake, All The, and Mama: Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 Of all the terrible ways to be woken up I think, "mommy, my fart is on the floor," takes the cake. Oh sh*t

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Tumblr, Blog, and Cake: this-takes-the-cake: Even pink skies and their fleeting beauty can not fix my broken heart

this-takes-the-cake: Even pink skies and their fleeting beauty can not fix my broken heart

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Christmas, Confused, and League of Legends: warmkush the cake says 3 but there are at least 6 rats pictured league-of-legends-christmas-boys they are all brothers and they are all turning 3 orangejuiceforguppies thank you for clearing that up, i was a bit confused Its Master Splinters brothers

Its Master Splinters brothers

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Life, Period, and Scream: apljax3: thatpettyblackgirl: thatpettyblackgirl: The dog walking out made me scream 😭😭😭😭 https://twitter.com/LaLaMilan I have never seen a more on point representation of camp in my entire life they should have been at the met gala this takes the cake in my opinion, she’s the best comic online ….PERIOD

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Birthday, Ted, and Cake: Bogdan Botezatu @bbotezatu Happy 25th birthday, #Linux! Here's your f-ing #cake, go ahead and compile it yourself. BUTTER ted BUTTER Compile the cake, Linux.

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Beautiful, College, and Desperate: Carl Kinsella Follow @TVsCarlKinsella Reminder that the story of how Alan Alda met his wife Arlene is pure goals. "In 1956, while attending Fordham, he met Arlene Weiss, who attending Hunter College. They bonded at a mutual friend's dinner party; when a rum cake accidentally fell onto the kitchen floor, they were the only two guests who did not hesitate to eat was it." 5:04 AM-14 Sep 2017 1,114 Retweets 3,179 Likes jadedamber: mysharona1987: flootzavut: onekisstotakewithme: bbc03undercover: murielsweating: mysharona1987: They’re still together like 60 years later. This is a beautiful love story. I’m just looking for someone to eat garbage floor cake with. I love everything about this story. Alan Alda is my spirit animal (and quite possibly my patronus) That’s hilarious and adorable. “The hostess of the evening had made a rum cake, and she put it on the refrigerator to cool,” Alda recalled. “The refrigerator shook, and the cake fell off the refrigerator and hit the floor.” It was a party moment that separated the casual diners from those desperate for dessert. “Arlene and I were the only two people who went in with spoons and ate it off the floor,” he said with a smile. “That’s how you know. When two people eat a cake off the floor, that’s it for life.” There’s no arguing that point. In fact, Alda seems certain today’s daters could learn a thing or two from him and Arlene. “All this matchmaking on the Internet, and they ask them questions — just toss a cake on the floor and see who goes for it,” he suggested. this post single-handedly fixed my evening and cleared my pores.

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True, Cake, and Chocolate: <cake type chocolate afrosting vanila /frosting font garamond -/fonts <awesome true <awesome HappyIT Day! <lnessage> <cakey It’s National IT Professionals Day. This is the cake we were gifted.

It’s National IT Professionals Day. This is the cake we were gifted.

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Charlie, Fucking, and Funny: RMaster Chet CHARLIE WDRB ,.com FOXHD FOXHD literally-hitler: nisha-the-bandit: plasticfroots: duhhvana: Did he win he was eliminated that episode but gordon said his cake tasted good it just looked like shit Nonono you guys are missing the best part. The judges knew it looked ugly and were going into it with low expectations. So Ramsey goes up to the cake and takes a bite, after a moment he throws the fork down and has like a moment where he just sits there. And then he says, "It's fucking delicious", and he said it with such disbelief like he was angry that it tasted good. He said his cake tasted the best out of all the contestants even. He was eliminated because of how ugly it was, I mean the fucker was literally putting the frosting on with his hands. This was my favorite episode. ramsey was mad that he had to eliminate the best tasting cake becuz it looked so awful if it tasted shitty, he could rest easy but the conflicting flavor & presentation came dangerously close to unraveling the universe. Tumblr funny, Funny, Funny tumblr posts, Hilarious, Funny posts, Funny pictures - The cake saga - #Tumblrfunny

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Love, Lost, and Cake: No one is going to love you exactly like you imagine. No one is ever going to read your mind and take every star from the sky at the perfect time and hand it to you. No one is going to show up at your door on a horse, with a shoe you lost. Do you understand? That's why you have to love yourself enough, so that any other love just adds more candles to the cake you've already iced -Stephanie Bennett-Henry

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Dude, Memes, and Cake: WHAT'S THE MATTER, MAX? THE TRICK IS TO KILL THEM WITH KINDNESS! LET ME SHOW YOU! THAT KID OVER THERE KEEPS BULLYING ME! WHAT DO YOU WANT, LOSER? HI FRIEND, MAX AND I WANTED TO GIVE YOU A SPECIAL GIFT.. ..A BIG SLICE OF SCRUMPTIOUS CAKE FOR ONE COOL DUDE! IPOISONED THE CAKE MRLOVENSTEIN.COM THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE THANKS TO ELIZABETH SCHMID Kindness. Secret Panel HERE 🔪 mrlovenstein.com/comic/784

Kindness. Secret Panel HERE 🔪 mrlovenstein.com/comic/784

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Birthday, Happy Birthday, and Cake: korolevx-deactivated20180128 RDOY my mom got a pack of candles and only realized once she started putting them on the cake that they said "birthday boy" and not "happy birthday" so we made do flairina HABY BIRTDOY parple This was my last birthday cake:

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Tumblr, Blog, and Cake: LLUMONATED. TUMB LR SADIE DO YOU KNow HOW LONG I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR You To GET youR aUT T BACK ON EALTH? LARJ You VE BEEN A REAL JERK BEFORE BUT MAKING ME WORRY THIS LONG TAKES THE CAKE! HOW DARE YOU Go To HOMEWORLD How DARE You TURN \NTO A 20MBIE How DARE YOu GROW ILLUMONATED. TUMB LR A PORTAL IN YOUR HAIR!!! ILLUMONATED. TUMB LR BUT YOU LIKE THE PINK RIGHT? illumoonated: yea she like the pink // 6.6.17

$Tumblr, Blog, and Cake: LLUMONATED. TUMB LR SADIE DO YOU KNow HOW LONG I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR You To GET youR aUT T BACK ON EALTH? LARJ You VE BEEN A REAL JERK BEFORE BUT MAKING ME WORRY THIS LONG TAKES THE CAKE! HOW DARE YOU Go To HOMEWORLD How DARE You TURN \NTO A 20MBIE How DARE YOu GROW ILLUMONATED. TUMB LR A PORTAL IN YOUR HAIR!!! ILLUMONATED. TUMB LR BUT YOU LIKE THE PINK RIGHT? illumoonated: yea she like the pink // 6.6.17$

illumoonated: yea she like the pink // 6.6.17

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Birthday, Gif, and Roast: 14:391 ON 7/21/19 YOU MATCHED WITH I'm 6'2" also, so...We can both try to be big spoon until we give up? Today 12:36 Okay so being sweet didn't work Would you like a roast? Today 14:38 Torch me If anybody smashes your face with a cake on your birthday, the cake will end up with more frosting. Not Read Send Type a message GIF “Torch me”

“Torch me”

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Destiny, Dogs, and Google: i edited the lyrics of mr brightside using google autocomplete results coming out of the closet and i've been doing a little boozing gotta go fast because i want to know in spanish it started as a tax cut how did lil peep die it was a dark and stormy night it was a dark and stormy night now i'm up to my neck with offers and she's calling me daddy while he's having a seizure and she's taking ages to reply now they're good dogs brent and my stomach is hard and it's all about the cake but she's touching my special area, now he takes care of the birds, now, let me go and i just had sex, it's killing me and taking back sunday jealousy, turning point USA tuning point USA choking the chicken but it's just the price is right destiny 2 is temporarily at capacity open up snapchat cause i'm having a good time

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Gif, God, and Oh My God: Your photos are surprisingly high quality for tinder are you real Today 9:34 am Hey Liam, I want to have sex with strangers who are also very skilled and intimate in bed? If you are of the same interest like mine, well spare time meeting me at www.imtotallykiddingimnotabotih opeyoureadthisfar.com and try if we really compatible to have intimate and unforgettable experience in bed. Today 1:34 pm Hahahahahaha oh my god I'm very glad I ACTUALLY read it The slightly off grammar is the icing on the cake Sent Type a message... Send GIF I just got my greatest reply so far.

I just got my greatest reply so far.

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Life, Shoes, and Cake: Life is short. Take the trip. Buy the shoes. Eat the cake. -Unknown

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Birthday, Cake, and Ask: when it's your birthday and they ask you to take a "bite" out of the cake and everyone starts to slowly get behind you i hate when this happens

i hate when this happens

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Life, Shoes, and Cake: Life is short. Take the trip. Buy the shoes. Eat the cake. -Unknown

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Memes, Richard Rodgers, and Cake: 청정원 유기농보리차 Organic Barley tea 8 5 LONGEST RUNNING SHOW RICHARD RODGERS THEATRE 0レ This is an incredible thing that happened over the weekend. The cake, to be sure. But the fact of it. I’m so indescribably grateful. https://t.co/FP1xaB9uoW

This is an incredible thing that happened over the weekend. The cake, to be sure. But the fact of it. I’m so indescribably grateful. http...

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Life, Target, and Tumblr: Ini ●LG Duff Goldman @Duff_Goldman Follow The cake on the left is the one I made for President Obama's inauguration 4 years ago. The one on the right is Trumps. I didn't make it. miracufic: orevet: completelyhogwashed: pussypoppinlikepopcorn: rafi-dangelo: (Twitter) President Velveeta plagiarized his inauguration cake. A. Cake. This is real life. They took the man’s cake design like they are so low down EVERYONE IS MISSING THE BEST GOSH DANG PART OF THIS STORY THEY DONATED ALL THE PROFITS TO HRC!! it’s cool that the bakery also gave a shoutout to the original cake designer like they absolutely knew how shady this whole thing was and managed to handle it in the best way possible Update on #cakegate.

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Life, Shoes, and Cake: Life is short. Take the trip. Buy the shoes. Eat the cake. -Unknown

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Dumb, Yo, and Cake: yo you good at math? 4:30 AM just ask me the qustion 4:31 AM ok so if you cut the cake into three parts it's 1/3 right 4:31 AM yea 4:31 AM but isn't 1/3 0.33333333..? 432 AM yip 4:32 AM then where did the 0.0000000...1 go then? 4:32 AM u dumb? it's on the knife you cut it with 4:32 AM Gives this mans a scholarship

$Dumb, Yo, and Cake: yo you good at math? 4:30 AM just ask me the qustion 4:31 AM ok so if you cut the cake into three parts it's 1/3 right 4:31 AM yea 4:31 AM but isn't 1/3 0.33333333..? 432 AM yip 4:32 AM then where did the 0.0000000...1 go then? 4:32 AM u dumb? it's on the knife you cut it with 4:32 AM Gives this mans a scholarship$

Gives this mans a scholarship

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Birthday, Dank, and Cake: Daughter: Can we have a birthday cake? Me: It's not your birthday Daughter: The cake won't knovw

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Dumb, Yo, and Cake: yo you good at math? 4:30 AM just ask me the qustion 4:31 AM ok so if you cut the cake into three parts it's 1/3 right 4:31 AM yea 4:31 AM but isn't 1/3 0.33333333...? 4:32 ANM yup 4:32 AM then where did the 0.0000000...1 go then? 4:32 AM u dumb? it's on the knife you cut it with 4:32 AM

$Dumb, Yo, and Cake: yo you good at math? 4:30 AM just ask me the qustion 4:31 AM ok so if you cut the cake into three parts it's 1/3 right 4:31 AM yea 4:31 AM but isn't 1/3 0.33333333...? 4:32 ANM yup 4:32 AM then where did the 0.0000000...1 go then? 4:32 AM u dumb? it's on the knife you cut it with 4:32 AM$

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Dumb, Yo, and Cake: yo you good at math? 4:30 AM just ask me the qustion 4:31 AM ok so if you cut the cake into three parts it's 1/3 right 4:31 AM yea 4:31 AM but isn't 1/3 0,33333333..? 4:32 AM yup 4:32 AM then where did the 0.0000000...1 go then? 432 AM u dumb? it's on the knife you cut it with 4:32 AM

$Dumb, Yo, and Cake: yo you good at math? 4:30 AM just ask me the qustion 4:31 AM ok so if you cut the cake into three parts it's 1/3 right 4:31 AM yea 4:31 AM but isn't 1/3 0,33333333..? 4:32 AM yup 4:32 AM then where did the 0.0000000...1 go then? 432 AM u dumb? it's on the knife you cut it with 4:32 AM$

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Birthday, Tumblr, and Blog: James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn Follow 3-year-old: Can we have a birthday cake? Me: It's not your birthday. 3: The cake won't know. 3:09 PM -25 Apr 2016 6,08013,916 awesomacious: Everyday is a day for cake!!!!

awesomacious: Everyday is a day for cake!!!!

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Phone, Cake, and Covers: ke et @KeetPotato [ordering cake over phone] "and what would you like the cake to say?" [covers phone to ask wife "do we want a talking cake?" 6/8/15, 9:01 AM

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Birthday, Tumblr, and Blog: James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn Follow 3-year-old: Can we have a birthday cake? Me: It's not your birthday. 3: The cake won't know. 3:09 PM -25 Apr 2016 6,08013,916 awesomacious: Everyday is a day for cake!!!!

awesomacious: Everyday is a day for cake!!!!

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Beautiful, Bitch, and Boo: olivia joy @livvmaloney when I dropped everything to do some Brazilian man's English homework: all Verizon 10:00 PM _paulocaetano Today at 9:24 PM Done Hey Kitty girl I need some help Pleaseeee Yo Thank god Are u American? Yes I'm brazilian Here we have english class And i'm hang out with a cute guy I want to impress Write a message... . Verizon 10:00 PM Done paulocaetano If i impress him I can Kiss on this weekend Are you asking me how to impress him? 6) a-( ) Did / eat b-( ) Did / eaten you c-( ) Have /eaten d-( ) Have / eat a movie last Saturday 7) Mary a-( ) did watch b-( ) didn't watch C-( d-( ) didn't watched ) has watched March 8) He hasn't come here d-( ) already b-( )just 9) The cake is ready I have a-( ) already b-( ) yet prepared it { ) for d-( ) never at home last week 10) My father a-( ) has stayed have stayed d-( ) did stay to the USA last year 11) He a-( ) move b-( ) moved C-( ) has moved d-( ) did move twenty years. 12)r've lived here a-(since b-() yet c-( ) already d-( ) for O Reply Choose the correct alternative 1) Last year she a-( )did go b-( ) has gone to England on holiday c-( ) went d-( ) did went 2) I a-( ) have visited b-( ) visited a lot of interesting places yesterday C-( ) have visit d-( ) did visit 3) The students a-( ) saw b-( ) has seen a beautiful rainbow c-( ) have see d-( ) have seen 4) the man much money last night ? c-() Did / spend Write a message... . Verizon 10:00 PM Done paulocaetano 1) Last year she a-() did go b-( ) has gone to England on holiday c-( ) went d-( ) did went 2) 1 a-( ) have visited b-( ) visited a lot of interesting places yesterday c-《 ) have visit d-( ) did visit 3) The students a-( ) saw b-( ) has seen a beautiful rainbow c-f ) have see d-( ) have seen much money last night? ) Did / spend ) Has / spend the man a-( ) Did / spent b-( ) Has / spent c-( d-( some gifts for his children 5) He a-( ) has brought b-( ) has bring C-( ) brought d-f ) did bring Japanese food ? you already 6) a-( ) Did/ eat c-() Have / eatern d-( ) Have / eat Did/ eaten O Reply I need help in this shit I got u fam So u Will help me? Yes going to do it now for you One minute Thank Boo i knew New york's girls are the best one I'm from Rhode Island boo, even better Write a message... Verizon 10:00 PM Done paulocaetano I ask help for a cali chick and she block me What a bitch Yaas grl Omg grl U write U rock Write a message... tiny-septic-box-sam: bornlucky: bonus: I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

$Beautiful, Bitch, and Boo: olivia joy @livvmaloney when I dropped everything to do some Brazilian man's English homework: all Verizon 10:00 PM _paulocaetano Today at 9:24 PM Done Hey Kitty girl I need some help Pleaseeee Yo Thank god Are u American? Yes I'm brazilian Here we have english class And i'm hang out with a cute guy I want to impress Write a message... . Verizon 10:00 PM Done paulocaetano If i impress him I can Kiss on this weekend Are you asking me how to impress him? 6) a-( ) Did / eat b-( ) Did / eaten you c-( ) Have /eaten d-( ) Have / eat a movie last Saturday 7) Mary a-( ) did watch b-( ) didn't watch C-( d-( ) didn't watched ) has watched March 8) He hasn't come here d-( ) already b-( )just 9) The cake is ready I have a-( ) already b-( ) yet prepared it { ) for d-( ) never at home last week 10) My father a-( ) has stayed have stayed d-( ) did stay to the USA last year 11) He a-( ) move b-( ) moved C-( ) has moved d-( ) did move twenty years. 12)r've lived here a-(since b-() yet c-( ) already d-( ) for O Reply Choose the correct alternative 1) Last year she a-( )did go b-( ) has gone to England on holiday c-( ) went d-( ) did went 2) I a-( ) have visited b-( ) visited a lot of interesting places yesterday C-( ) have visit d-( ) did visit 3) The students a-( ) saw b-( ) has seen a beautiful rainbow c-( ) have see d-( ) have seen 4) the man much money last night ? c-() Did / spend Write a message... . Verizon 10:00 PM Done paulocaetano 1) Last year she a-() did go b-( ) has gone to England on holiday c-( ) went d-( ) did went 2) 1 a-( ) have visited b-( ) visited a lot of interesting places yesterday c-《 ) have visit d-( ) did visit 3) The students a-( ) saw b-( ) has seen a beautiful rainbow c-f ) have see d-( ) have seen much money last night? ) Did / spend ) Has / spend the man a-( ) Did / spent b-( ) Has / spent c-( d-( some gifts for his children 5) He a-( ) has brought b-( ) has bring C-( ) brought d-f ) did bring Japanese food ? you already 6) a-( ) Did/ eat c-() Have / eatern d-( ) Have / eat Did/ eaten O Reply I need help in this shit I got u fam So u Will help me? Yes going to do it now for you One minute Thank Boo i knew New york's girls are the best one I'm from Rhode Island boo, even better Write a message... Verizon 10:00 PM Done paulocaetano I ask help for a cali chick and she block me What a bitch Yaas grl Omg grl U write U rock Write a message... tiny-septic-box-sam: bornlucky: bonus: I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier$

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Yo, Cake, and Good: yo you good at math? 4:30 AM just ask me the qustion 4:31 AM ok so if you cut the cake into three parts it's 1/3 right 4:31 AM yea 4:31 AM but isn't 1/3 0.33333333...? 4:32 ANM yup 4:32 AM then where did the 0.0000000...1 4:32 AM b? it's on the knife you cut it u dum with 4:32 AM

$Yo, Cake, and Good: yo you good at math? 4:30 AM just ask me the qustion 4:31 AM ok so if you cut the cake into three parts it's 1/3 right 4:31 AM yea 4:31 AM but isn't 1/3 0.33333333...? 4:32 ANM yup 4:32 AM then where did the 0.0000000...1 4:32 AM b? it's on the knife you cut it u dum with 4:32 AM$

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Birthday, Cake, and Old: James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn Follow 3-year-old: Can we have a birthday cake? Me: It's not your birthday. 3: The cake won't know. 3:09 PM -25 Apr 2016 6,08013,916 Everyday is a day for cake!!!!

Everyday is a day for cake!!!!

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Beautiful, Bitch, and Boo: olivia joy @livvmaloney when I dropped everything to do some Brazilian man's English homework: all Verizon 10:00 PM _paulocaetano Today at 9:24 PM Done Hey Kitty girl I need some help Pleaseeee Yo Thank god Are u American? Yes I'm brazilian Here we have english class And i'm hang out with a cute guy I want to impress Write a message... . Verizon 10:00 PM Done paulocaetano If i impress him I can Kiss on this weekend Are you asking me how to impress him? 6) a-( ) Did / eat b-( ) Did / eaten you c-( ) Have /eaten d-( ) Have / eat a movie last Saturday 7) Mary a-( ) did watch b-( ) didn't watch C-( d-( ) didn't watched ) has watched March 8) He hasn't come here d-( ) already b-( )just 9) The cake is ready I have a-( ) already b-( ) yet prepared it { ) for d-( ) never at home last week 10) My father a-( ) has stayed have stayed d-( ) did stay to the USA last year 11) He a-( ) move b-( ) moved C-( ) has moved d-( ) did move twenty years. 12)r've lived here a-(since b-() yet c-( ) already d-( ) for O Reply Choose the correct alternative 1) Last year she a-( )did go b-( ) has gone to England on holiday c-( ) went d-( ) did went 2) I a-( ) have visited b-( ) visited a lot of interesting places yesterday C-( ) have visit d-( ) did visit 3) The students a-( ) saw b-( ) has seen a beautiful rainbow c-( ) have see d-( ) have seen 4) the man much money last night ? c-() Did / spend Write a message... . Verizon 10:00 PM Done paulocaetano 1) Last year she a-() did go b-( ) has gone to England on holiday c-( ) went d-( ) did went 2) 1 a-( ) have visited b-( ) visited a lot of interesting places yesterday c-《 ) have visit d-( ) did visit 3) The students a-( ) saw b-( ) has seen a beautiful rainbow c-f ) have see d-( ) have seen much money last night? ) Did / spend ) Has / spend the man a-( ) Did / spent b-( ) Has / spent c-( d-( some gifts for his children 5) He a-( ) has brought b-( ) has bring C-( ) brought d-f ) did bring Japanese food ? you already 6) a-( ) Did/ eat c-() Have / eatern d-( ) Have / eat Did/ eaten O Reply I need help in this shit I got u fam So u Will help me? Yes going to do it now for you One minute Thank Boo i knew New york's girls are the best one I'm from Rhode Island boo, even better Write a message... Verizon 10:00 PM Done paulocaetano I ask help for a cali chick and she block me What a bitch Yaas grl Omg grl U write U rock Write a message... livingwithdystonia: tiny-septic-box-sam: bornlucky: bonus: I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier did he do her Spanish homework!? I must know! Brazilians speak Portuguese.

$Beautiful, Bitch, and Boo: olivia joy @livvmaloney when I dropped everything to do some Brazilian man's English homework: all Verizon 10:00 PM _paulocaetano Today at 9:24 PM Done Hey Kitty girl I need some help Pleaseeee Yo Thank god Are u American? Yes I'm brazilian Here we have english class And i'm hang out with a cute guy I want to impress Write a message... . Verizon 10:00 PM Done paulocaetano If i impress him I can Kiss on this weekend Are you asking me how to impress him? 6) a-( ) Did / eat b-( ) Did / eaten you c-( ) Have /eaten d-( ) Have / eat a movie last Saturday 7) Mary a-( ) did watch b-( ) didn't watch C-( d-( ) didn't watched ) has watched March 8) He hasn't come here d-( ) already b-( )just 9) The cake is ready I have a-( ) already b-( ) yet prepared it { ) for d-( ) never at home last week 10) My father a-( ) has stayed have stayed d-( ) did stay to the USA last year 11) He a-( ) move b-( ) moved C-( ) has moved d-( ) did move twenty years. 12)r've lived here a-(since b-() yet c-( ) already d-( ) for O Reply Choose the correct alternative 1) Last year she a-( )did go b-( ) has gone to England on holiday c-( ) went d-( ) did went 2) I a-( ) have visited b-( ) visited a lot of interesting places yesterday C-( ) have visit d-( ) did visit 3) The students a-( ) saw b-( ) has seen a beautiful rainbow c-( ) have see d-( ) have seen 4) the man much money last night ? c-() Did / spend Write a message... . Verizon 10:00 PM Done paulocaetano 1) Last year she a-() did go b-( ) has gone to England on holiday c-( ) went d-( ) did went 2) 1 a-( ) have visited b-( ) visited a lot of interesting places yesterday c-《 ) have visit d-( ) did visit 3) The students a-( ) saw b-( ) has seen a beautiful rainbow c-f ) have see d-( ) have seen much money last night? ) Did / spend ) Has / spend the man a-( ) Did / spent b-( ) Has / spent c-( d-( some gifts for his children 5) He a-( ) has brought b-( ) has bring C-( ) brought d-f ) did bring Japanese food ? you already 6) a-( ) Did/ eat c-() Have / eatern d-( ) Have / eat Did/ eaten O Reply I need help in this shit I got u fam So u Will help me? Yes going to do it now for you One minute Thank Boo i knew New york's girls are the best one I'm from Rhode Island boo, even better Write a message... Verizon 10:00 PM Done paulocaetano I ask help for a cali chick and she block me What a bitch Yaas grl Omg grl U write U rock Write a message... livingwithdystonia: tiny-septic-box-sam: bornlucky: bonus: I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier did he do her Spanish homework!? I must know! Brazilians speak Portuguese.$

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Birthday, Target, and Tumblr: flairina: korolevx: my mom got a pack of candles and only realized once she started putting them on the cake that they said “birthday boy” and not “happy birthday” so we made do HABY BIRTDOY

flairina: korolevx: my mom got a pack of candles and only realized once she started putting them on the cake that they said “birthday boy” a...

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Dank, Dumb, and Yo: yo you good at math? 4:30 AM just ask me the qustion 4:31 AM ok so if you cut the cake into three parts it's 1/3 right 4:31 AM yea 4:31 AM but isn't 1/3 0.33333333...? 4:32 AM yup 4:32 AM then where did the 0.0000000...1 go then? 4:32 AM u dumb? it's on the knife you cut it with 4:32 AM MIT: Hey you want a scholarship?

$Dank, Dumb, and Yo: yo you good at math? 4:30 AM just ask me the qustion 4:31 AM ok so if you cut the cake into three parts it's 1/3 right 4:31 AM yea 4:31 AM but isn't 1/3 0.33333333...? 4:32 AM yup 4:32 AM then where did the 0.0000000...1 go then? 4:32 AM u dumb? it's on the knife you cut it with 4:32 AM MIT: Hey you want a scholarship?$

MIT: Hey you want a scholarship?

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Birthday, Dad, and Iron Man: AND... READY! YEAR ONE YEAR TWO YEAR THREE YEAR FOUR YEAR OK BUDDY, TOMORROW'S YOUR BIRTHDAY! WE RAN OUT OF GHOSTS, SO MAYBE WE WILL PUT CHERRIES ON THE CAKE, HEHE! FIVE I DONT LIKE PAC-MAN DAD. HAIL TO THE FLOUR CHIE A-AAH! I SEE! YES! SOMETHING NEW AND DIFFERENT! WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE A CAKE OF? W00 W00 IRON MAN! W00 W00 ONE IRON MAN CAKE, COMING RIGHT UP! port y.com pedro arizpe, 2016 The cake

The cake

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Memes, Yo, and Cake: yo you good at math? 4:30 AM just ask me the qustion 4:31 AM ok so if you cut the cake into three parts it's 1/3 right 4:31 AM yea 4:31 AM but isn't 1/3 0.33333333...? 4:32 ANM yup 4:32 AM then where did the 0.0000000...1 4:32 AM b? it's on the knife you cut it u dum with 4:32 AM Get this man to Harvard via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2tQ61ou

$Memes, Yo, and Cake: yo you good at math? 4:30 AM just ask me the qustion 4:31 AM ok so if you cut the cake into three parts it's 1/3 right 4:31 AM yea 4:31 AM but isn't 1/3 0.33333333...? 4:32 ANM yup 4:32 AM then where did the 0.0000000...1 4:32 AM b? it's on the knife you cut it u dum with 4:32 AM Get this man to Harvard via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2tQ61ou$

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Beautiful, Bitch, and Boo: olivia joy @livvmaloney when I dropped everything to do some Brazilian man's English homework: all Verizon 10:00 PM _paulocaetano Today at 9:24 PM Done Hey Kitty girl I need some help Pleaseeee Yo Thank god Are u American? Yes I'm brazilian Here we have english class And i'm hang out with a cute guy I want to impress Write a message... . Verizon 10:00 PM Done paulocaetano If i impress him I can Kiss on this weekend Are you asking me how to impress him? 6) a-( ) Did / eat b-( ) Did / eaten you c-( ) Have /eaten d-( ) Have / eat a movie last Saturday 7) Mary a-( ) did watch b-( ) didn't watch C-( d-( ) didn't watched ) has watched March 8) He hasn't come here d-( ) already b-( )just 9) The cake is ready I have a-( ) already b-( ) yet prepared it { ) for d-( ) never at home last week 10) My father a-( ) has stayed have stayed d-( ) did stay to the USA last year 11) He a-( ) move b-( ) moved C-( ) has moved d-( ) did move twenty years. 12)r've lived here a-(since b-() yet c-( ) already d-( ) for O Reply Choose the correct alternative 1) Last year she a-( )did go b-( ) has gone to England on holiday c-( ) went d-( ) did went 2) I a-( ) have visited b-( ) visited a lot of interesting places yesterday C-( ) have visit d-( ) did visit 3) The students a-( ) saw b-( ) has seen a beautiful rainbow c-( ) have see d-( ) have seen 4) the man much money last night ? c-() Did / spend Write a message... . Verizon 10:00 PM Done paulocaetano 1) Last year she a-() did go b-( ) has gone to England on holiday c-( ) went d-( ) did went 2) 1 a-( ) have visited b-( ) visited a lot of interesting places yesterday c-《 ) have visit d-( ) did visit 3) The students a-( ) saw b-( ) has seen a beautiful rainbow c-f ) have see d-( ) have seen much money last night? ) Did / spend ) Has / spend the man a-( ) Did / spent b-( ) Has / spent c-( d-( some gifts for his children 5) He a-( ) has brought b-( ) has bring C-( ) brought d-f ) did bring Japanese food ? you already 6) a-( ) Did/ eat c-() Have / eatern d-( ) Have / eat Did/ eaten O Reply I need help in this shit I got u fam So u Will help me? Yes going to do it now for you One minute Thank Boo i knew New york's girls are the best one I'm from Rhode Island boo, even better Write a message... Verizon 10:00 PM Done paulocaetano I ask help for a cali chick and she block me What a bitch Yaas grl Omg grl U write U rock Write a message... tiny-septic-box-sam: bornlucky: bonus: I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

$Beautiful, Bitch, and Boo: olivia joy @livvmaloney when I dropped everything to do some Brazilian man's English homework: all Verizon 10:00 PM _paulocaetano Today at 9:24 PM Done Hey Kitty girl I need some help Pleaseeee Yo Thank god Are u American? Yes I'm brazilian Here we have english class And i'm hang out with a cute guy I want to impress Write a message... . Verizon 10:00 PM Done paulocaetano If i impress him I can Kiss on this weekend Are you asking me how to impress him? 6) a-( ) Did / eat b-( ) Did / eaten you c-( ) Have /eaten d-( ) Have / eat a movie last Saturday 7) Mary a-( ) did watch b-( ) didn't watch C-( d-( ) didn't watched ) has watched March 8) He hasn't come here d-( ) already b-( )just 9) The cake is ready I have a-( ) already b-( ) yet prepared it { ) for d-( ) never at home last week 10) My father a-( ) has stayed have stayed d-( ) did stay to the USA last year 11) He a-( ) move b-( ) moved C-( ) has moved d-( ) did move twenty years. 12)r've lived here a-(since b-() yet c-( ) already d-( ) for O Reply Choose the correct alternative 1) Last year she a-( )did go b-( ) has gone to England on holiday c-( ) went d-( ) did went 2) I a-( ) have visited b-( ) visited a lot of interesting places yesterday C-( ) have visit d-( ) did visit 3) The students a-( ) saw b-( ) has seen a beautiful rainbow c-( ) have see d-( ) have seen 4) the man much money last night ? c-() Did / spend Write a message... . Verizon 10:00 PM Done paulocaetano 1) Last year she a-() did go b-( ) has gone to England on holiday c-( ) went d-( ) did went 2) 1 a-( ) have visited b-( ) visited a lot of interesting places yesterday c-《 ) have visit d-( ) did visit 3) The students a-( ) saw b-( ) has seen a beautiful rainbow c-f ) have see d-( ) have seen much money last night? ) Did / spend ) Has / spend the man a-( ) Did / spent b-( ) Has / spent c-( d-( some gifts for his children 5) He a-( ) has brought b-( ) has bring C-( ) brought d-f ) did bring Japanese food ? you already 6) a-( ) Did/ eat c-() Have / eatern d-( ) Have / eat Did/ eaten O Reply I need help in this shit I got u fam So u Will help me? Yes going to do it now for you One minute Thank Boo i knew New york's girls are the best one I'm from Rhode Island boo, even better Write a message... Verizon 10:00 PM Done paulocaetano I ask help for a cali chick and she block me What a bitch Yaas grl Omg grl U write U rock Write a message... tiny-septic-box-sam: bornlucky: bonus: I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier$