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Apparently, Ass, and Cute: roach patrol: awwww-cute Girlfriend's mice tangle their tails when cuddling what the fuck this is too cute AldenRants 24-50 @blaaaarrgh asked me to rant about the people who don't want you to rant anymore, because fuck them! Do I want to get started? My heart says, "FUUUUUCK YEEEES END THEMMMM *unsettling primal carnivorous noises*" but my mind says, ".....I mean......they're not wrong" because guys. Ive made sooo many rants at this point that the only things I can think of to protest about with most of them is that the object or type of person is either deranged or of the devil. No matter how much I enjoy it, I'm always so done at this point of rant making and it leaves me cOnfLiCtEd. It's like. Do I want to end the people against my rants...or end myself?? NO, I'VE MADE UP MY MIND THE HEART WANTS WHAT THE HEART WANTS AND MYYY HEART WA- NAY! YEARRRRRNS TO PUT THESE WHINY ASS, PICKY, HEARTLESS, IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE DINGBATS IN THEIR PLACE. Only God can judge us AND YOUR PLACE SURE AIN'T GOD STATUS SO FUCK OUTTA HERE! INSTAGRAM DOESN'T EVEN MAKE YOU LOOK AT WHOLE CAPTIONS ANYMORE! If you want to see a full caption, you have to ACTIVELY press the button to view it SO WHY THE HELL ARE YOU TELLING ME "Ugh I'm so tired of seeing these rants they're getting annoying" WHEN YOU GOT NO ONE TO BLAME EXCEPT YOUR OWN SENTIENT FINGER APPARENTLY WHO HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR SEPARATE FROM -AND DEBATABLY SUPERIOR TO- YOUR OWN. If you want to punish the reallll culprit for your supposed torture, THEN HOW ABOUT YOU DO US ALL A FAVOR AND STICK YOUR GUILT-RIDDEN THUMB UP YOUR ASS
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