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Ariana Grande, Ass, and Beyonce: Beyonce: *breathes* 30 year old mothers and gay niggas: @jxremixh I think on Thursday or some shit my school has a motivational speaker come in and talk to all the students in that grade. They started this type of thing last year cause a lot of kids were killing themselves or something lol. Anyway the school deadass pays some middle aged balding white man to come in and talk to us about life and shit. Like nigga 99.9% of the kids in my grade wanna die lmaooo. Anyway last year all 900 kids in the sophomore class filed into the auditorium to listen to the speaker for 45 minutes straight. For the first like 30 minutes, I was fucking sleep. Shit was so boring bruh on my dead goldfish Jeremy. How you gon be a motivational speaker and sound like you wanna die yourself? Nigga voice was flatter than Ariana Grande ass. Anyway for the last 15 minutes, he took questions from the students. Now THIS is where it got interesting 💀 So y’all know my nigga Aaron right? He wasn’t sitting next to me at the time but this nigga raises his hand. For some reason, they hand this nigga the microphone so the whole auditorium can hear it. “Yeah I got one question. Let’s say you’re online dating a girl and when y’all meet up, she got a weewee bigger than yours. How do cope with that?” I mean yeah at first it was funny 💀 but then security grabbed his ass and he got suspended for like a week. BUT THE NEXT FUCKING PERSON WHO RAISES THEIR HAND MAKES ME WANNA SET A FUCKING SHORT BUS ON FIRE. This bitch Sara , who’s right next to me, takes the microphone and as soon as she starts speaking I wanted to fucking die. Her voice would single handedly make suicide rates go up. “So recently my brother passed away and-“ OH NAH 💀 yo I’m so sorry but it was so hard not to fucking laugh I was almost crying. “-and recently I’ve been really depressed and sometimes I even stare at the knives in my kitchen drawers and think about cutting myself-“ I COULDNT HOLD IT BRUH 😭😭 a nigga started DYINGGG as she was fucking talking 😭 she stops speaking and everybody starts staring at me. “Is something funny?” Omfg I wanted to punch her in the neck, I CANT STRESS HOW ANNOYING HER VOICE IS. Anyway I stop laughing and compose myself. “Nah go ahead.” Bitch voice a whole genjutsu bruh
Apparently, Beautiful, and Crime: Top 10 happiest countries 1. Denmark 2. Norway 3. Switzerland 4. Netherlands 5. Sweden 6. Canada 7. Finland 8. Austria 9. Iceland 10. Australia <p><a href="https://angryindianmra.tumblr.com/post/141456964848/proudteenageconservative" class="tumblr_blog">angryindianmra</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://proudteenageconservative.tumblr.com/post/141456866134/proudgayconservative" class="tumblr_blog">proudteenageconservative</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://proudgayconservative.tumblr.com/post/141453467892/brotherletmebeyourshelter-ek-fellr-cerex" class="tumblr_blog">proudgayconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brotherletmebeyourshelter.tumblr.com/post/141452411798">brotherletmebeyourshelter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ek-fellr.tumblr.com/post/134655141820">ek-fellr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cerex.tumblr.com/post/107902503553">cerex</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mamavalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/70772493364">mamavalkyrie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shakerattleandcrescentrolls.tumblr.com/post/60995934214">shakerattleandcrescentrolls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://devious-devil.tumblr.com/post/60867689042">devious-devil</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://omnimodus.tumblr.com/post/60855487430">omnimodus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>apparently the key to happiness is to have a long and shitty winter</p> <p>and if you can’t have that, surround yourself with deadly wildlife</p> </blockquote> <p>or maybe these countries have free or reasonably priced health care, good education and costs nothing or very little, marriage equality(not all do however on the list but they at least aren’t extremely homophobic either), decent minimum wages, stable economies, low crime rates and so forth and also deadly wildlife because we protect our environment</p> </blockquote> <p><figure data-orig-height="165" data-orig-width="245" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8ae4129ccb6513081cf1451a63ba00de/tumblr_inline_mpq4h9zbmM1qz4rgp.gif"><img alt="" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c57302a2186bf392cd930504ee0bf7e7/tumblr_inline_o3zqgdcyyz1rbwl8s_500.gif" data-orig-height="165" data-orig-width="245" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8ae4129ccb6513081cf1451a63ba00de/tumblr_inline_mpq4h9zbmM1qz4rgp.gif"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <div>Shots fired</div> </blockquote> <p>No we have gun control</p> </blockquote> <p>FUCK </p> </blockquote> <p>It could also be a low population density.</p> </blockquote> <p>Or it might be the fact that despite the fact that most of these country’s also have the highest rate of anti-depressant usage, racism toward immigrants and economies that are only successful for the most part because of oil, they also mostly share a culture that makes it socially unacceptable for them to tell anyone they aren’t happy, especially strangers like, say, the people who would be conducting the study in question. </p> </blockquote> <p>Not to mention Scandinavia has some of the highest suicide rates in the world.</p> </blockquote> <p>OHHHH SHIIIIT</p></blockquote> <p>&ldquo;Herpty derp, lemme just post memes about all of these beautiful liberal paradises without bothering to do any further research.&rdquo;</p>