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Ass, Bless Up, and Blessed: She comes here every day to give him a kiss and then leaves @DrSmashlove Say Bruh y'all ever get into a relationship and u invest your heart in that shit and then a couple months later the shit collapse and u high key a little sad that another thingie washed out but u low key pleased that it didn't skretch out a year and a half? Like bruh. Look at what our generation has become πŸ˜‚. We so used to shit falling apart that now it's just like "Dear God if u could make this quick that would be amazing because that whole year and a half shit wear me down proper. Like six seasons? Like it's hot then cold then hot again then slightly cold again and this shit still ain't collapse? Oh wait ... this is over? We doing short, impersonal, dead ass zombie replies now? The shackles have fallen off? Dass it? THANK YOU GOD I LOVE U FOR REAL FOR REAL THIS WAS A QUICKIE. LET ME LICK MY WOUNDS FOR A SEC REMINISCE FOR A COOL LIL MINUTE AND THEN HAVE MY THREE DAYS OF A SLIGHT FUNK AND THEN GET BACK TO IT I LOVE U GOD YOU ARE PRAISED"...πŸ˜‚...and the crazy thing is? The old you would had been like "what's up baby", "is everything ok baby", "let's talk about it baby"...but see there's a difference...the old you had time for the fuckshit...today? Tomotherfuckingday bruh? U got ZERO time for the fuckshit. The fuckshit? U use to embrace it...hug it...bask in it...but today? U just like "NOT TODAY, JESUS" πŸ™‹β€β™‚οΈ. That new you? The one that ain't got time for the fuckshit? Embrace that side of you, that's a blessing, that's called "personal growth" BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Memes, Macbook, and Macbook Air: @cd einememez You ever nut so quick you be ashamed of yourself after? So you try to prove yourself by nutting to a pic of your dead grandpa to see how long it will take, but you nut even faster. Then you realize how much of a fucked up person you are and you make a meme page. And when you post a meme you only get 3 likes and 1 comment, and it just says: "Kys" So you quit your meme page and resort to cutting but you quicky realize it's for pussies. So you put the knife down and cry yourself to sleep but your anxiety and crippling depression keeps you awake at night. Then you have an existential crisis and realize life is just an endless cycle of death that cannot be stopped so you decide suicide is the only answer. But when you try to look up how to kill yourself on Google it gives you some random number so you throw your $800 MacBook Air at the wall in frustration and it shatters. So you stand there feeling like an idiot and a complete failure. You're so stupid you cant even figure out how to end your worthless existence. So instead of moping around, you decide to be productive, and go for a walk. But before you reach the door your Ex texts you and says she tested positive AIDS. Knowing you have AIDS, you decide to just take a bath to relax, and lock the door so you're not disturbed. But when you're taking a bath your 6 year old Siberian sex slave kicks the door down and finesses your cheeks. But you don't attempt to move because you have AIDS anyway. But yea can anyone relate? TTStorytime
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