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Alive, Bitch, and Chill: YOU MATCHED WITH ON 24/10/18 Important question: when you do finger guns, do you stick up both pointer and middle finger or just pointer? Wed, 24 Oct, 8:20 am Both? Haha Wed, 24 Oct, 9:25 pm What about sounds? What do you do when you shoot? Pew pew? Haha Say we had a duel and I whipped out both hands, would that be too far? Hmm...you better be prepared for when i wip out two hands pew pew sounds* "I dodgeroll to the nearest table flipping it in one swift motion for cover * flips table in slow motion puts finger guns to head* Are you feelin lucky...punk? sweat beads down my forehead* Ok, ok, you got me "you feel a finger poke the back of your head* You hear a somewhat familiar Boston accent say "Do you?" You turn around and to your surprise you see Danny Devito standing behind you. He's on my side gulp *slowly lowers fingers guns Chill..violence is NOT the answer, okay?. jumps up and shoots Danny in the shoulder* *you feel a finger gun on your back, you slowly turn to see Clint Eastwood behind you *the cold finger on my back sends a shiver down my spine* "He starts whistling This is the End by The Doors, great song. "This is how I wish to go out"I say calmly, accepting my fate Are you are fucking writer? And then boom I open my eyes to see that I am still alive and well. Not Clint However I look at you in shock as you lower your finger gun. Clint collapses to the ground "You're welcome" you say I wish Imao " wait, why did i shoot him?.."i ask, very confused... "You fall to the ground, you're about to faint I rush over to you to catch you Succeeding You go cold then all of a sudden a shadow rushes over you Danny Devito's possession got it's revenge* We both wave the white flag and go grab a couple of drinks laughing about what just took place " cheers", i say, holding my basic white bitch drink over to yours (vodka soda) The first conversation between myself and my (now) girlfriend
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Being Alone, Anaconda, and Apple: There are castles that are less expensive than NYC apartments Ultrafacts.tumblr.com ultrafacts Source it you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts I'm buying a castle legend-ol-sora GUYS I WANT CASTLE 1. PRICE: $1,621,200 This 13,993-square-foot, 6-bedroom cestle sits on 24 acres of land overlooking the countryside of Midi Pyrenees. Features include a large entrance hall opening to the courtyard, salon with a fireplace, grand staircase, elevator, large dining room with fireplace, two kitchens, a bedroom wing with a hal onto the courtyard, study rooms in the towers, two garages, and access to the chapel and east wing PRICE: $1,650,000 Here's a 1-bed, 15-bath, 1200-square-foot apartment on Eest 30th Street 2 102909 Update The castle as of April 2015 is actualy only around $1,300,000 USD now due to the currency exchange ratesl D this goes even further, some European countries will give you a castle for free if you submit a plan stating how you intend to restore or preserve it Italy alone for example has somewhere between 100 and 300 castles they intend to give away to anyone with intent to be a caretaker, they iteraly cant keep track of how many discount casties are up for grabs It doesn't even have to be an ambitious plan, even it it says you just intend to keep it from becoming more shitty and will occasionally add a few bricks when you can aford it. given that most of them come with land you could convert the grounds to actually produce enough income to pay for the repairs-like setting up apple trees and brewing cider you sell with your castle name on the bottle or raising some goats for cheese, a hobby farm could turn this into an actual income opportunity. hell, throwing parties at the caste could make it an income opportunity they will literally-GIVE you a caste to make sure someone is taking care of ramer men let them a sit empty stowebery Fuck, I need to move to Europe BRB breaking my piggy bank and moving to Europe
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Anaconda, Fashion, and Life: eooo O2-UK 00:36 1 5% A400 Tufnell Park Rd Pickle Posted this job yesterday at 20:47 Paying 100 Your profit: £90.00 On a grey cloudy day, we dare you to sunbathe in public whilst acting completely normal, just like you would on a hot summers day Ideally you would be in a busy public place and you would be dressec accordinglv. Bonus for you if you manage to get someone to rub sun cream on you. More info given to the chosen candidate. Video evidence needed. Questions welcome! 9 Feb 2017 at 21:49 Negotiate Apply for Job 00:35 5% Fashion-St Chicksand St × The don Wentworth St ArgoS' | B108 Costcutter Nel Bee Posted this job on 17 Jan 2017 at 12:07 Paying :3000 Your profit: £27.00 Get on public transport in your underwear! Willing to shell out another 10 if you do this at rush hour.. questions? 30 Jan 2017 at 20:08 Negotiate Apply for Job Questions (21) 00:35 A3212 Jubile LONDON EYE "Costcutte The Red Lion SEA LIFE Churchill War Rooms Restaurant ELIZABETH A302 nt SquareTOWER Josh Posted this job on 24 Jan 2017 at 12:01 Paying £10.00 Your profit: £9.00 Indie tourists Wedgie some random tourist trying to take an Indy pic Today at 11:57 Negotiate Apply for Job Questions (5) 00:36 1 5% АЗ АЗ A3 B22 05 Long Pond anhamComman Max Posted this job yesterday at 20:14 Paying E00 Your profit: £4.50 Run across Sloane Square naked for 5 minutes At exactly 10:40 tonight, run across Sloane Square by the fountain naked. Shoes are allowed Today at 20:12 Negotiate Apply for Job Questions (1) The Nerve app is actually real now. Yikes.

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Anaconda, DeMarcus Cousins, and Facebook: Good Shit eise good shit good 494 osay so myselsUpdated 3 days ago by Nikko Thomas ats whud in talking abou righd t Added 3 days ago by Nikko Thomas 2 Share this Entry g+10 Submit Like us on Facebook! Like 540k PROTIP: Press 'i' to view the image gallery, 'v' to view the video gallery, or 'r' to view a random entry. This submission is currently being researched & evaluated! You can help confirm this entry by contributing facts, media, and other evidence of notability and mutation ABOUT The "Good Shit" Meme is a meme that centers around a text with heavy use of emojis ORIGIN This text became popular on Tumblr after a post made on 24 May 2015 in which the text followed the statement "birds that bob their head back and forth and peep really fast when they fly away The meme typically follows this format [statement or image that could be considered 'good shit'] Meme Status Submission Year 2015 Origin tumblr.com Tags tumblr, text, emoticon Explained: good shit meme The good shit meme is a meme that centers around a text with a heavy use of emojis . There have been slightly variations in the text, but for the most part, the text is as follows deedeedee 66 66 good shit good sHir& thats V some good shit rightth erea right/there Vif i dosay so my self 100 i say so 100 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ght thee) mMMMMMM100 HO0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo胤胤胤胤100 666666 Good shit . This text became popular on Tumblr after a post made on 24 May 2015 in which the text followed the statement "birds that bob their head back and forth and peep really fast when they fly away" The meme typically follows this format: [statement or image that could be considered 'good shit' ] 666 good shit good sHita thats some gooda shit say so 100 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus : r1ght there) mlMMMMM100 HO0000000000000oo。。。。。。。。。 巡选100 ee ee ee邋邋Good shit <p>You know you’ve made it as a meme documentalist <a href="http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/good-shit">when Know Your Meme plagiarises</a> your <a href="http://memedocumentation.tumblr.com/post/120560786930/explained-good-shit-meme">meme explanation post</a>.</p><p>Honestly, though, someone needs to fix the formatting on the Know Your Meme piece.<br/></p>
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