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Facts, Fanfiction, and Harry Potter: Most Common Sentences By Each Author SUZANNE COLLINS Hunger Games Series STEPHENIE MEYER Twilight Series J.K. ROWLING Harry Potter Series My name is Katniss Everdeen. I don't know. I shake my head. I am seventeen years old. My home is District 12. Now I wish I had. I swallowed hard. He hesitates. I'm not really surprised. Something is wrong. Isighed. He sighed. I shrugged. frowned. He chuckled. I laughed. He shrugged I flinched. I took a deep breath. He didn't answer Nothing happened. Harry looked around. Harry stared. He waited. Harry said nothing They looked at each other. Harry blinked. He looked around. Something he didn't have last time. He stood up. Created by OBenBlatt of Slate.com Source: Harry Poeter 1-7, Hunger Games 1-3, Twilight 1-4 december-has-risen: imaginarycircus: jennlferlawrence: frostingpeetaswounds: i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong” the twilight one is like abstract poetry They all kind of read like weird little stories in and of themselves. HG is about an amnesia victim trying to recall the facts people have told her about herself, but which she doesn’t remember. Twilight is a love story about two mimes. And Harry Potter is the tragic story of boy whom absolutely nothing happens to. if you read it all three horizontally it sounds like a fanfiction cross over between katniss and harry and the author is making them have a really awkward first meeting

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Facts, Fanfiction, and Harry Potter: Most Common Sentences By Each Author SUZANNE COLLINS Hunger Games Series STEPHENIE MEYER Twilight Series J.K. ROWLING Harry Potter Series My name is Katniss Everdeen. I don't know. I shake my head. I am seventeen years old. My home is District 12. Now I wish I had. I swallowed hard. He hesitates. I'm not really surprised. Something is wrong. Isighed. He sighed. I shrugged. frowned. He chuckled. I laughed. He shrugged I flinched. I took a deep breath. He didn't answer Nothing happened. Harry looked around. Harry stared. He waited. Harry said nothing They looked at each other. Harry blinked. He looked around. Something he didn't have last time. He stood up. Created by OBenBlatt of Slate.com Source: Harry Poeter 1-7, Hunger Games 1-3, Twilight 1-4 december-has-risen: imaginarycircus: jennlferlawrence: frostingpeetaswounds: i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong” the twilight one is like abstract poetry They all kind of read like weird little stories in and of themselves. HG is about an amnesia victim trying to recall the facts people have told her about herself, but which she doesn’t remember. Twilight is a love story about two mimes. And Harry Potter is the tragic story of boy whom absolutely nothing happens to. if you read it all three horizontally it sounds like a fanfiction cross over between katniss and harry and the author is making them have a really awkward first meeting

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Arthur, David Bowie, and Puppies: stoneyboboney tumbl Follow urbanoceanbx hapter 3 1 g car and f you took a couple of David Bowies and stuck one of the David Bowies on the top of the other David Bowie, then attached another David Bowie to the end of each of the arms of the upper of the finst two David Bowies and wrapped the whole business up in a dirty robe you would then have something which didn't exactly look like phn Watson, but which those who knew him would find hauntingly terrible Se clledt He was tall and he grandtheftautosanandreas Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters the-fandoms-are-valentines they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay "He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis." Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you. "He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way of "It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro." "If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly nudityandnerdery And, of course The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't. drinkmasturbatecry the one that will always stay with me is "Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath," i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words marsdaydream I will reblog this every time l see it because these are some of my favorite sentences in the English language ladyscientia Douglas Adams understands me Source:kingwizardandthelizardgizzard #42 #yes this #ahahaha #Douglas Adams 436,335 notes Douglas Adams appreciation post
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Batman, Clark Kent, and Dumb: rob-anybody tumblr Follow broadlybrazen unpretty another dumb headcanon: superman is nice to birds because of course he is, and helps out birds who are in distress. also he can fly around with them. birds see a lot more of superman than they do of most people, basically. the unexpected consequence of this is that the crows of metropolis recognize superman as a friend. sometimes crows just follow him around like a weird flock or try to give him shiny things. but mostly please just imagine luthor trying to gloat while threatening superman with kryptonite only to have a crow steal it. or just, generally, lex luthor getting attacked by crows. if that does not improve your day i don't know what to tell you unpretty What is that? Superman followed the direction of Batman's gaze. A crow had landed on the rooftop beside them, and dropped a bottlecap near Superman's feet. "Ohl Hey Francis. Is that for me?" Caw," said Francis Do you have a pet crow? Batman asked. No, I don't have pets," Superman said as he bent down to retrieve the bottlecap You named it. Not this specific one," Superman explained. "1 just call all the crows Francis. ...why Caw, caw," said Francis with a flap of its wings I don't know. Just calling them 'crow felt rude after a while. l'd name them individually but I can't actually tell them apart. Except for Old Francis and One Eyed Francis." Superman tucked the bottlecap into a small pocket on the back of his pants. Why Francis?" Superman shrugged. It's gender neutral. I don't want to misgender them just because they're birds Of course you don't," Batman sighed, looking back out at Metropolis Caw," Francis added Do you keep dog treats in your utility belt?" Superman asked Why would I do that. .. in case you meet a dog that needs to know he's a good boy? Superman suggested. Batman shook his head, but opened a small pouch on his belt and held out a small treat. "See, it was a yes or no question, I don't know why everything has to be such a production with you," Superman said as he took it. He tossed it over by the bird's feet. "Here you are, Francis. Keep up the good work." Caw, caw," Francis said. When it realized no more treats were forthcoming, it flew away in a fiutter of black wings. You're unbelievable," Batman said, shaking his head again. Superman took his eyes off the departing crow to look back at Batman, and frowned. "You know," he said, "it's really weird seeing you in costume during the day Don't start." It's like seeing your teacher at the mall." Don't think I won't take care of Poison Ivy without your help, if I have to Superman shrugged. T'm just saying voxmyriad But...what if the crows also recognized him as Clark Kent? This mild-mannered reporter who doesn't seem to do anything in particular to the crows that would make them like him, but they're not afraid of him at all, and they keep trying to give HIM things, and Clark being a nice guy, he just. Accepts the bottlecap. Says thank you. Keeps walking. Lois adds another factoid to her "Weird Stuff About Clark Kent" file Maybe he tries to convince his coworkers that everyone is friendly with crows in Smallville. That the farmers discovered how smart crows are and decided to make friends with them instead of chasing them off Maybe he tries to talk the crows into palling around with him as Superman but going their separate ways as Clark Kent. Please imagine Superman on top of a building holding Clark Kent's glasses and trying to explain the concept of a secret identity to a flock of attentive birds Source: unpretty #my favorite post #dc universe #my superman 32,061 notes Hey DC, I would watch this movie

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David Bowie, Puppies, and Target: ch in fully k tti Chapter 3 1 ng he west ing car and f you took a couple of David Bowies and stuck one of the David Bowies on the top of the other David Bowie, then attached another David Bowie to the end of each of the arms of the upper of the first two David Bowies and wrapped the whole business up in a dirty each robe you would then have something which didn't exactly look like d dream of enly fling the terrible eously. So rminedly ecalled" John Watson, but which those who knew him would find hauntingy amiliar He was tall and he gangled. marsdaydream: drinkmasturbatecry: nudityandnerdery: the-fandoms-are-valentines: grandtheftautosanandreas: Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay “He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.” “Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.” “He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.” “It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.” “If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.” And, of course: “The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.” the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words. I will reblog this every time I see it because these are some of my favorite sentences in the English language.
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Confidence, Journey, and Life: Self Love ls The Best Love @balleralert Your set Self Love Is The Best Love -blogged by @Its_Sharr ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The key to happiness in life is really simple: love yourself... because nothing is more empowering and fulfilling than being unconditionally in love with you. Surprisingly, such a simple action can sometimes be difficult to do especially in a society where being yourself and living your truth is often frowned upon. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Learning to fully love and believe in yourself can be quite the journey. Honestly, the road to self love never truly ends. The good news is that as you grow and take on new experiences everyday, you'll simultaneously learn and discover new things about yourself which will help you gain more self confidence and in turn, trust yourself. You'll open the door to be absolutely free and find yourself becoming utterly obsessed with you. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ While it's normal to feel sad or depressed at times, try not to stay there. In fact, it can be healthy to go through these normal human emotions ad you shouldn't deprive yourself of these natural human feelings. Instead, you should embrace them, experience them and learn from them to help you become the best you. Just know that at the end of your sadness, you deserve love, praise and encouragement. You deserve happiness. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Take the time to appreciate yourself. Take a look at all you've accomplished, what you've survived and what you've been through. Believe that you're a strong and worthy person who deserves inner peace and appreciation. Experience, dream, seek knowledge and discover the beauty of yourself. Make mistakes and proudly learn from them. Embrace your flaws and imperfections and know that they're what make you, you. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Love yourself because there's no one out there that's quite like you.

Self Love Is The Best Love -blogged by @Its_Sharr ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The key to happiness in life is really simple: love yourself... because no...

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Books, David Bowie, and Puppies: ch in fully k tti Chapter 3 1 ng he west ing car and f you took a couple of David Bowies and stuck one of the David Bowies on the top of the other David Bowie, then attached another David Bowie to the end of each of the arms of the upper of the first two David Bowies and wrapped the whole business up in a dirty each robe you would then have something which didn't exactly look like d dream of enly fling the terrible eously. So rminedly ecalled" John Watson, but which those who knew him would find hauntingy amiliar He was tall and he gangled. aeruh: marsdaydream: drinkmasturbatecry: nudityandnerdery: the-fandoms-are-valentines: grandtheftautosanandreas: Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay “He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.” “Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.” “He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.” “It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.” “If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.” And, of course: “The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.” the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words. I will reblog this every time I see it because these are some of my favorite sentences in the English language. @forest-of-books
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Ass, Bad, and Barber: @lazyboy bout to pop these and call it a night 3 Here's a story from @t.e.r.o.m.e that no one saw - My hair was a mess. You could put your hand in that mf and it'll never come back type shit. So I hit up the barbershop in that bad neighbor cause that's where they got the freshest cuts. But turns out my barber was convicted of sex trafficking in the middle east. So now I had to find the right person to perform an exorcism on my head. The only barber near me was a GreatClips. Man why does every white barbershop start with an adjective and something involving cuts. SuperCuts. RadicalClips SuperbTrims Anyway it was my only option cause my head was in Last Stand. I pull up to the shop and open the door. All the white people turned their heads toward the door and frowned. "Howdy!" "Uh, hi?" "What can I do for ya?" "This is a barbershop right?" "Yessir." "THEN I NEED A FUCKING HAIRCUT YOU PASTY ASS NIGGA." "Will do sir. Have a seat." I plop down in the chair and stare straight ahead, avoiding the stares of other people. "How would you like it sir?" "Man I don't care whatchu do to it just cut it off." "You got it!" Just before I closed my eyes something hit the back of my head. "OW WHAT THE FUCK?!" I turn around and see my barber throwing the clippers at me from a distance. "NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" "Im cutting your hair sir?" At this point I could care less. I sat there and ate them hits to my head for 10 minutes straight. When he was done I had a massive migraine and a sore scalp. I look at the barber and he's smiling. "How does it look?" he hands me the mirror and oh my God. No. Hell no. Nuh uh. Ain't no way. How tf- "What's wrong?" "BOOYYYY IF YOU DONT FIX MY SHIT IM WHOOPING EVERYBODY ASS." "Sir I'm confused what's wrong?" "WHAT'S WRONG? NIGGA I HAVE A BOWL CUT. A FUCKING BOWL CUT. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I SHOOT UP SCHOOLS? HUH?" "I'm sorry sir what would you like me to do?" Nah it's too late. I calmly get out of my chair, walk out the front door, and open the trunk. "Sir you have to pay for that haircut." Oh im gonna pay. I reached into the trunk and pulled out Ol' Reliable.
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Bailey Jay, Cute, and Funny: <p><a href="http://rightlyconcerned.tumblr.com/post/151486420636/nunyabizni-aedictive-nunyabizni" class="tumblr_blog">rightlyconcerned</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nunyabizni.tumblr.com/post/151486371342">nunyabizni</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aedictive.tumblr.com/post/151486234440">aedictive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nunyabizni.tumblr.com/post/151486093262">nunyabizni</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://klubbhead.tumblr.com/post/151485998808">klubbhead</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nunyabizni.tumblr.com/post/151485979107">nunyabizni</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Flashback to dinner with <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mr2qkRfP-E0sxYw3yMPXoWg">@klubbhead</a><br/></p> </blockquote> <p>That was such a great night. I’m still sore bby 😘😘</p> </blockquote> <p>Well you sere so nervous I tried to be as gentle as I could, but you just kept tensing up. <br/></p> </blockquote> <p><figure data-orig-height="235" data-orig-width="200"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cfe9fa38897c6ac8f43ff576d87c5caf/tumblr_inline_oep561D3z71u9n49y_500.gif" data-orig-height="235" data-orig-width="200"/></figure></p> <h2> <b>BESTIALITY IS <i>VERY </i>FROWNED UPON</b><br/></h2> </blockquote> <p>Sounds like someone is jealous she didn’t get an invite.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Sounds like the purrfect night…..</p></blockquote> <p>Well this went from being a cute and funny post to being something absolutely horrifying that I regret ever seeing.</p>
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America, Asian, and England: AROUND THE WORLD HEAD Nodding your head generally means agreement or approval But Bulgarians and Greeks, for example, are known for their unusual manner of saying yes and no: Nodding up and down signifies a negative. N EYES Good eye contact is expected in the West. Strong eye contact is most notable in Spain, Greece, and Arab countries. Finns and Japanese are embarrassed by another's stare, and seek eye contact only at the beginning of a conversation. EARS The Portuguese tug their earlobesto indicate tasty food, but in Italy this gesture has sexual connotations, ...and in Spain it means someone is not paying for N their drinks. NOSE A hearty nose blow into a handkerchief is typical in the West, while public nose blowing is frowned upon by the Japanese. Tapping your ose means "confidential" in England, but "watch out" in Italy. LIPS In some cultures-Filipino, Native American, Puerto Rican, and many Latin American cultures people use their lips to point, instead of a finger. In the West, people often kiss when they meet or when they say goodbye; in many Asian countries, it is considered too intimate of an action to be displayed in public. ARMS Many cultures use their arms freely, as in ltaly, where they often wave their arms around when talking, or the US. But northern Europeans find it hard to tolerate gesturing with the arms, associating it with insincerity and over-dramatization. In Japan, gesturing with broad arm movements is considered impolite. HANDS The American "goodbye" wave can be interpreted as the signal for "no" in many parts of Europe and Latin America. The Italian goodbye wave can be interpreted by Americans as "come here." The American "come here gesture can be seen as an insult in most Asian countries. In Malaysia it is taboo to point with your index finger, but you can point with vour thumb."Thumbs up" is used in many cultures, none more so than Brazil however, ..where the signal is used everywhere. However, it's a rude sexual signal in some Islamic countries, Sardinia and Greece, and can signify he number "1" in France. LEGS Sitting crosslegged s common in North America and some European countries, ...but it's viewed as disrespecttul to show the sole of your shoe to another person in Asia and the Middle East. BUSINESS INSIDER Source: "When Cultures Collide: Leading Across Cultures" by Richard Lewis and NACADA (http://www.nacada.ksu.edul) <p>Me encantan estas recopilaciones culturales sobre todo cuando hablan de tu país y&hellip; no lo compartes. </p><p>Lo de tocarse la oreja en España no me suena nada de nada. ¿Soy el único?</p>

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Being Alone, Beef, and Energy: 2441 se Man s Fear could do the same thing with aid. "Once I made that device CHAPTER TWENTY SEVEN 、 .. Why would anyone make ople do stupid things for significant look. "Such as Pressure ce of news," I said un- owing "Which b . " comfortably "Alone?" Si C you think. Things g ponsible for the I said. "It's C ough th Yes." I said unpleasant, but n IL AND SIM WERE waiting for me in the hick omkhi head. Anker's. I brought over two mugs of becer and Wilem frowned. "There's only one laden with fresh bread and butter, cheese and fri, and of hot soup, thick with beef and turnip brose would never risk ilem rubbed one eye with the palm of his hand Helaus atacking. one eye with ma I held up a hand to st mst me," I agreed. "I a little peaked under his dark Cealdish complexion,Wiem d than that he didn't seem much the worse for three niI contin short sleep. "What's the occasion?" ued. "Think abo "I just want to help you two keep your energy updone it before." I rubbed my "Way ahead of you. Sim said."I had a refrci injuries and I'd be caught dges, but he didn't seem much the worse for w me, he'd bring me up on cha ing my sublimation lecture." His eyes were alitte il looked down at the ta c."You mentioned yo lo you want first, good aI nodded. "He's probably tryin makes sense. He might suspect that you'd break n yourself. H an to load up his plate. mentione broke into his rooms. Or just get a litt explains why the attacks have been get ably thinks the thief ran off to Imre o r'ye got to go to the masters is rooms tonight. <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://poke-problems.tumblr.com/post/91574023328/new-bookmark" target="_blank">poke-problems</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>new bookmark!</p> </blockquote>

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