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France, Mars, and New Era: France launching the first manned rocket to Mars marking the beginning of a new era (2019)

France launching the first manned rocket to Mars marking the beginning of a new era (2019)

Heaven, Jesus, and Saw: F THE WORLD WAS CREATED B A PROGRAMMER Br O toggl IN THE BEGINNING, AND THE PROGRAMMER SAW THAT IT WAS BUT THE EARTH WAS FORMLESS AND BUGGY, & W ITHOUT DOCUMENTATION THERE WAS THE HEAVEN NoT g0OD AND THE EARTH THEN You SAID Y "LET THERE BE GHT! YOU CREATE A HACK TO CREATE DARKNESS You So THAT LIGHT IS PART OF THE LAND NEED TO HIDE THE LAND BUT THAT'S OK CAUSE CREATURES WON T BE ADDED UNTIL LATER BUT THE LIGHT DID NOT COMPILE. ㄇ AND STACKOVE SAID IT S FINE BUT BECAUSE OF THE DEPENDENCY, E SECOND DA YOU MERGE WATER LIGHT 8REAKS AS LAND IS ACCIDENTALLY YOU CHECK STACKOVERFLOW FLOODED (IN THE DARKNESS IT'S THE THIRD DAY YOU TRY TO ADD CREA YOU ADD THEM IN THE TURNS OUT THE CREATURES IN THE DARKNESS, BUTBROWSER NEEDED TO BE ADDED SOONER, THERE'S No LAND WIToTCH UNFORTUNATELY BUT THE CLIENT FORGOT TO MENTION THAT USING CODKIES, MAKES THEM MORTAL LIGHT, AND YOU CAN'T HAV LIGHT BECAUSE OF THE WATER IT's THE FOURTH DAY. You DECIDE TO USE C+You ALSO USE STL TURNS OUT THE ISSU WERE CAUSED BY THE FLAT EARTH DESIGN TO CREATE A BALLOON FOR ABSTRACTIONS AND THAT INFLATES THE EARTH IT WORKS OUT GREAT WITH No OMPLICATIONS WHATSoEVER! IT'S THE FIFTH DAY YOU DECIDE TO CREATE THEY IMMEDIATELY POPULATE THE EARTH WITH HACKS, FADS AND UNNECESSARY JAVASCRIPT LIBRARIES THEM IN YoUR LIKENESS, You START ADDINGWHICH IS A MISTAKE PEOPLE TO HELP REACT REACT JESUS REACT FUCKIT.JS JQUERY ON THE SIXTH DAY You ATTEMPT TO LEAD PEOPLE BACK TO SENSIBLE You LOOK AT THE PROGRAMMING,BUT IT IS TOO LATE- CHAOS YOU CREATED EVERYTHING RUNS ON DEPENDENCIES. HORIZON DAY DAYTIME AIR.JS SEA. JS BASE.JS UND. JS BETTER BANKS. JS ON THE SEVENTH DAY YoU REALLY WANT TO REST BUT You NEED TO OKGANISE ALL YoU'VE CREAT MONGODB TOGGL.COM MART VIRKUS.I? Can relate to most of this :/
Bad, Beautiful, and Children: This hen hatched a clutch of ducklings after accidentally sitting on the wrong nest of eggs. The farmer said: "Hilda doesn't seem bothered at all the ducklings follow her around just as chicks would." MEME TAPİCTURE.COM more awesome pictures at THEMETAPICTURE.COM advanced-procrastination: gokuma: roddaprime: daysofstorm: dalmonite: “These are my children.” “They look nothing li—” “LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE.” for some reason I really like that she’s called Hilda. This happened on my grandmothers farm when my mom was little, baby ducks act a lot like baby chickens so in the beginning it wasn’t so bad the main problem is that baby ducks  LOVE water, but baby chickens get very very dead from it, so you can imagine the mother hens surprise and horror the first time they go by the farm pond and ALL THE BABIES RUN TO THE WATER AND JUMP IN my grandmother had to come out of the house to investigate all the noise the hen was making The mother hen was clucking and screeching in distress and running circles around the pond while the duckies were having the time of their lives. This happened a few more times before Momma hen was like FUCK IT YOU WANNA SWIM SEE WHAT I CARE , and would sit a distance away watching them in the pond. if the ducks ever abandoned any eggs my grandmother would always put it under that particular hens nest cause from then on she always knew how to deal with her “water loving” delinquent children BEST ADOPTED MUM “Half my children are fucking idiots but they’re my children and i love them”