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Fbi, God, and News: Nick Jack Pappas & @Pappiness 14m On page 290 of the #MuellerReport, the words of a very innocent and very cool person: On May 17, 2017, Acting Attorncy General Rosenstein appointed Robert S. Mueller, III as Special Counsel and authorized him to conduct the Russia investigation and matters that arose from the investigation.501The President learned of the Special Counsel's appointment from Scssions, who was with the President, Hunt, and McGahn conducting interviews for a new FBI Director.02 Sessions stepped out of the Oval Office to take a call from Rosenstein, who told him about the Special Counsel appointment, and Sessions then returned to inform the President of the news.503 According to notes written by Hunt, when Sessions told the President that a Special Counsel had been appointed, the President slumped back in his chair and said, "Oh my God. This is terrible. This is the end of my Presidency. I'm fucked."504 The President became angry and lambasted the Attorney General for his decision to recuse from the investigation, stating, "How could you let this happen, Jeff?"S05 The President said the position of Attorney General was his most important appointment and that Sessions had "let [him] down," contrasting him to Eric Holder and Robert Kennedy.506 Sessions recalled that the President said to him, "you were supposed to protect me," or words to that effect.507 The President returned to the consequences of the appointment and said, "Everyone tells me if you get one of these independent counsels it ruins your presidency. It takes years and years and I won't be able to do anything. This is the worst thing that ever happened to me."508 94tl 7120
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Anaconda, Ass, and Bad: 100%-12:12 did-you-kno did you know? On the Pottermore website, J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop. There's an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that says wizards didn't need toilets because they 'simply relieved themselves where they stood and vanished the evidence. On the Pottermore website, J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop. There's an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that says wizards didn't need toilets because they 'simply relieved themselves where they stood, and vanished the evidence. Source Source 2 i fucking hate jk rowling so much because years and years after this franchise has ended she is still continuing trying to make it bad to the point where she said that every character in harry potter canonically shits themselves and then casts a shit vanishing spell zahnegott fuck this is b a d mutant-aesthetic This reminds me of the huffepuff group masturbation tweets The what? Turtie Feinstein 09 dan JK Rowling Does Hogwarts have sex ed classes? J.K. Rowling rowing Follo MoaningTurtle Unfortunately no. Wizards tend to be a little more conservative with such things (1/3) 4、 다2,835 ★6222 J.K. Rowling Follo MoaningTurtie Of course, like all teens, they eventually figure things out and experiment with their sexuality (2/3) J.K. Rowling Folow MoaningTurtle For example, group masturbation sessions are exceedingly common in the Hogwarts dormitories, particularly Hufflepuff C3/3) 1,833 4,82 Just imagine you're taking a test for potions with Snape and the guy sitting next to you just fucking shits himself the nastiest slimiest shit of his life out of stress. And you literally have to sit there with a straight face while fuckin Todd Jinglelangles cleans himself up in the dead quiet room with some stupid ass line like "vanish me poopum" and you just gotta live with the knowledge that some kid just shit himself beside you duringa fucking test urulokid how do you delete someone elses post crylie I am in tears Joe what the fuck did you make me read This gotta be fake They literally have bathrooms in Hogwarts like theyre pretty important to the plot too did jk just forget about that? The bathroom where mystle lives (she literally dives into a toilet)? The prefects bathroom? How can she claim theres no bathrooms??? this post gave me mesothelioma and I feel entitled to compensation thebibliosphere lpot to "vanish me poopum" and lost my mind. I've been cry laughing for about five minutes. Source: didyouknowblog.com 205,228 notes fecesious disapperius
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Cars, Drone, and Old Man: common aream meanings miranimalcutie: riot-riverman: geekishfangirl: justforsmiles: dailypsychologyfacts: 7 Common Dream Meanings You Should NEVER Ignore | Psych2Go What kind of dreams do you get?   Okay about last night’s weird dream though…I became a little cub- I grew some fur on my face!! (I had just fixed up my brows and everything over the weekend too.) It sounds so silly but I was really flustered in my dream. Reblogging to watch later I don’t dream often but I had a weird one last night Starts out at some kind of facility, with an outdoor lot filled with vehicles. There is a triple rotor RC drone with colorful balloons attached to the top of it flying around at the edge of the lot, but then the drone loses its balloons and it falls to the ground and the balloons float away. I run to the drone to inspect it but as soon as I reach it, I find myself in a large grassy field with mountain range in the distance. Then a large number of hotrods, muscle cars, and motorcycles pull up from behind me, they roll past me until an old man with long white hair on a motorcycle pulls up next to me and says: “Grab a weapon and get on kid.” I look down and at my feet are a small collection of swords, axes, and spears. I grab an axe, hop on the back of the old man’s motorcycle and drive off toward the mountains. Then I woke up. For years and years I dreamed about being chased, or falling down endless cliffs in a car. I don’t have them as much anymore, thank goodness. I never really know what I “confronted” or “accepted” to make those dreams stop, though.

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Cars, Drone, and Old Man: common aream meanings mellowthewillow: barisi-since-season16: miranimalcutie: riot-riverman: geekishfangirl: justforsmiles: dailypsychologyfacts: 7 Common Dream Meanings You Should NEVER Ignore | Psych2Go What kind of dreams do you get?   Okay about last night’s weird dream though…I became a little cub- I grew some fur on my face!! (I had just fixed up my brows and everything over the weekend too.) It sounds so silly but I was really flustered in my dream. Reblogging to watch later I don’t dream often but I had a weird one last night Starts out at some kind of facility, with an outdoor lot filled with vehicles. There is a triple rotor RC drone with colorful balloons attached to the top of it flying around at the edge of the lot, but then the drone loses its balloons and it falls to the ground and the balloons float away. I run to the drone to inspect it but as soon as I reach it, I find myself in a large grassy field with mountain range in the distance. Then a large number of hotrods, muscle cars, and motorcycles pull up from behind me, they roll past me until an old man with long white hair on a motorcycle pulls up next to me and says: “Grab a weapon and get on kid.” I look down and at my feet are a small collection of swords, axes, and spears. I grab an axe, hop on the back of the old man’s motorcycle and drive off toward the mountains. Then I woke up. For years and years I dreamed about being chased, or falling down endless cliffs in a car. I don’t have them as much anymore, thank goodness. I never really know what I “confronted” or “accepted” to make those dreams stop, though. I have had those dreams where im lost, chased etc since I was 4 years old I’ve mainly had chased dreams ever since I was about 4 years old as well. Whelp, what can you do

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Cars, Drone, and Old Man: common aream meanings myworstdays: barisi-since-season16: miranimalcutie: riot-riverman: geekishfangirl: justforsmiles: dailypsychologyfacts: 7 Common Dream Meanings You Should NEVER Ignore | Psych2Go What kind of dreams do you get?   Okay about last night’s weird dream though…I became a little cub- I grew some fur on my face!! (I had just fixed up my brows and everything over the weekend too.) It sounds so silly but I was really flustered in my dream. Reblogging to watch later I don’t dream often but I had a weird one last night Starts out at some kind of facility, with an outdoor lot filled with vehicles. There is a triple rotor RC drone with colorful balloons attached to the top of it flying around at the edge of the lot, but then the drone loses its balloons and it falls to the ground and the balloons float away. I run to the drone to inspect it but as soon as I reach it, I find myself in a large grassy field with mountain range in the distance. Then a large number of hotrods, muscle cars, and motorcycles pull up from behind me, they roll past me until an old man with long white hair on a motorcycle pulls up next to me and says: “Grab a weapon and get on kid.” I look down and at my feet are a small collection of swords, axes, and spears. I grab an axe, hop on the back of the old man’s motorcycle and drive off toward the mountains. Then I woke up. For years and years I dreamed about being chased, or falling down endless cliffs in a car. I don’t have them as much anymore, thank goodness. I never really know what I “confronted” or “accepted” to make those dreams stop, though. I have had those dreams where im lost, chased etc since I was 4 years old Almost every night for the past six months, I’ve dreamt that I got up and got dressed for work. I wake up, mope about like I normally do for a while, get dressed, go outside to catch the bus… and wake up again in my bed. It’s ridiculous. I’m constantly exhausted from having to get ready two or more times.

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Cars, Drone, and Fashion: common aream meanings miedriwesley: barisi-since-season16: miranimalcutie: riot-riverman: geekishfangirl: justforsmiles: dailypsychologyfacts: 7 Common Dream Meanings You Should NEVER Ignore | Psych2Go What kind of dreams do you get?   Okay about last night’s weird dream though…I became a little cub- I grew some fur on my face!! (I had just fixed up my brows and everything over the weekend too.) It sounds so silly but I was really flustered in my dream. Reblogging to watch later I don’t dream often but I had a weird one last night Starts out at some kind of facility, with an outdoor lot filled with vehicles. There is a triple rotor RC drone with colorful balloons attached to the top of it flying around at the edge of the lot, but then the drone loses its balloons and it falls to the ground and the balloons float away. I run to the drone to inspect it but as soon as I reach it, I find myself in a large grassy field with mountain range in the distance. Then a large number of hotrods, muscle cars, and motorcycles pull up from behind me, they roll past me until an old man with long white hair on a motorcycle pulls up next to me and says: “Grab a weapon and get on kid.” I look down and at my feet are a small collection of swords, axes, and spears. I grab an axe, hop on the back of the old man’s motorcycle and drive off toward the mountains. Then I woke up. For years and years I dreamed about being chased, or falling down endless cliffs in a car. I don’t have them as much anymore, thank goodness. I never really know what I “confronted” or “accepted” to make those dreams stop, though. I have had those dreams where im lost, chased etc since I was 4 years old The tooth decay one is popular with me tbh and it seems to fit.But the rest of my dreams are certainly not mentioned here. Granted I doubt many ppl have had the VIVID dream of being kidnapped for an amount of time and ending up killing the kidnapper in a bloody fashion

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Cars, Drone, and Fall: common aream meanings applicationtogotothemcu: barisi-since-season16: miranimalcutie: riot-riverman: geekishfangirl: justforsmiles: dailypsychologyfacts: 7 Common Dream Meanings You Should NEVER Ignore | Psych2Go What kind of dreams do you get?   Okay about last night’s weird dream though…I became a little cub- I grew some fur on my face!! (I had just fixed up my brows and everything over the weekend too.) It sounds so silly but I was really flustered in my dream. Reblogging to watch later I don’t dream often but I had a weird one last night Starts out at some kind of facility, with an outdoor lot filled with vehicles. There is a triple rotor RC drone with colorful balloons attached to the top of it flying around at the edge of the lot, but then the drone loses its balloons and it falls to the ground and the balloons float away. I run to the drone to inspect it but as soon as I reach it, I find myself in a large grassy field with mountain range in the distance. Then a large number of hotrods, muscle cars, and motorcycles pull up from behind me, they roll past me until an old man with long white hair on a motorcycle pulls up next to me and says: “Grab a weapon and get on kid.” I look down and at my feet are a small collection of swords, axes, and spears. I grab an axe, hop on the back of the old man’s motorcycle and drive off toward the mountains. Then I woke up. For years and years I dreamed about being chased, or falling down endless cliffs in a car. I don’t have them as much anymore, thank goodness. I never really know what I “confronted” or “accepted” to make those dreams stop, though. I have had those dreams where im lost, chased etc since I was 4 years old Yall I dream in three act plot and dream as I’m starting to fall asleep and can wake induce lucid dream my brain is just on crack 🤷‍♀️

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Cars, Drone, and Fall: common aream meanings applicationtogotothemcu: barisi-since-season16: miranimalcutie: riot-riverman: geekishfangirl: justforsmiles: dailypsychologyfacts: 7 Common Dream Meanings You Should NEVER Ignore | Psych2Go What kind of dreams do you get?   Okay about last night’s weird dream though…I became a little cub- I grew some fur on my face!! (I had just fixed up my brows and everything over the weekend too.) It sounds so silly but I was really flustered in my dream. Reblogging to watch later I don’t dream often but I had a weird one last night Starts out at some kind of facility, with an outdoor lot filled with vehicles. There is a triple rotor RC drone with colorful balloons attached to the top of it flying around at the edge of the lot, but then the drone loses its balloons and it falls to the ground and the balloons float away. I run to the drone to inspect it but as soon as I reach it, I find myself in a large grassy field with mountain range in the distance. Then a large number of hotrods, muscle cars, and motorcycles pull up from behind me, they roll past me until an old man with long white hair on a motorcycle pulls up next to me and says: “Grab a weapon and get on kid.” I look down and at my feet are a small collection of swords, axes, and spears. I grab an axe, hop on the back of the old man’s motorcycle and drive off toward the mountains. Then I woke up. For years and years I dreamed about being chased, or falling down endless cliffs in a car. I don’t have them as much anymore, thank goodness. I never really know what I “confronted” or “accepted” to make those dreams stop, though. I have had those dreams where im lost, chased etc since I was 4 years old Yall I dream in three act plot and dream as I’m starting to fall asleep and can wake induce lucid dream my brain is just on crack 🤷‍♀️

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A Dream, Cars, and Drone: common aream meanings shroudedcatastrophe: barisi-since-season16: miranimalcutie: riot-riverman: geekishfangirl: justforsmiles: dailypsychologyfacts: 7 Common Dream Meanings You Should NEVER Ignore | Psych2Go What kind of dreams do you get?   Okay about last night’s weird dream though…I became a little cub- I grew some fur on my face!! (I had just fixed up my brows and everything over the weekend too.) It sounds so silly but I was really flustered in my dream. Reblogging to watch later I don’t dream often but I had a weird one last night Starts out at some kind of facility, with an outdoor lot filled with vehicles. There is a triple rotor RC drone with colorful balloons attached to the top of it flying around at the edge of the lot, but then the drone loses its balloons and it falls to the ground and the balloons float away. I run to the drone to inspect it but as soon as I reach it, I find myself in a large grassy field with mountain range in the distance. Then a large number of hotrods, muscle cars, and motorcycles pull up from behind me, they roll past me until an old man with long white hair on a motorcycle pulls up next to me and says: “Grab a weapon and get on kid.” I look down and at my feet are a small collection of swords, axes, and spears. I grab an axe, hop on the back of the old man’s motorcycle and drive off toward the mountains. Then I woke up. For years and years I dreamed about being chased, or falling down endless cliffs in a car. I don’t have them as much anymore, thank goodness. I never really know what I “confronted” or “accepted” to make those dreams stop, though. I have had those dreams where im lost, chased etc since I was 4 years old I have a dream where I get stuck in my town as a power plant goes into full meltdown I never make out in time

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Cars, Drone, and Old Man: common aream meanings barisi-since-season16: miranimalcutie: riot-riverman: geekishfangirl: justforsmiles: dailypsychologyfacts: 7 Common Dream Meanings You Should NEVER Ignore | Psych2Go What kind of dreams do you get?   Okay about last night’s weird dream though…I became a little cub- I grew some fur on my face!! (I had just fixed up my brows and everything over the weekend too.) It sounds so silly but I was really flustered in my dream. Reblogging to watch later I don’t dream often but I had a weird one last night Starts out at some kind of facility, with an outdoor lot filled with vehicles. There is a triple rotor RC drone with colorful balloons attached to the top of it flying around at the edge of the lot, but then the drone loses its balloons and it falls to the ground and the balloons float away. I run to the drone to inspect it but as soon as I reach it, I find myself in a large grassy field with mountain range in the distance. Then a large number of hotrods, muscle cars, and motorcycles pull up from behind me, they roll past me until an old man with long white hair on a motorcycle pulls up next to me and says: “Grab a weapon and get on kid.” I look down and at my feet are a small collection of swords, axes, and spears. I grab an axe, hop on the back of the old man’s motorcycle and drive off toward the mountains. Then I woke up. For years and years I dreamed about being chased, or falling down endless cliffs in a car. I don’t have them as much anymore, thank goodness. I never really know what I “confronted” or “accepted” to make those dreams stop, though. I have had those dreams where im lost, chased etc since I was 4 years old

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Cars, Drone, and Old Man: common aream meanings barisi-since-season16: miranimalcutie: riot-riverman: geekishfangirl: justforsmiles: dailypsychologyfacts: 7 Common Dream Meanings You Should NEVER Ignore | Psych2Go What kind of dreams do you get?   Okay about last night’s weird dream though…I became a little cub- I grew some fur on my face!! (I had just fixed up my brows and everything over the weekend too.) It sounds so silly but I was really flustered in my dream. Reblogging to watch later I don’t dream often but I had a weird one last night Starts out at some kind of facility, with an outdoor lot filled with vehicles. There is a triple rotor RC drone with colorful balloons attached to the top of it flying around at the edge of the lot, but then the drone loses its balloons and it falls to the ground and the balloons float away. I run to the drone to inspect it but as soon as I reach it, I find myself in a large grassy field with mountain range in the distance. Then a large number of hotrods, muscle cars, and motorcycles pull up from behind me, they roll past me until an old man with long white hair on a motorcycle pulls up next to me and says: “Grab a weapon and get on kid.” I look down and at my feet are a small collection of swords, axes, and spears. I grab an axe, hop on the back of the old man’s motorcycle and drive off toward the mountains. Then I woke up. For years and years I dreamed about being chased, or falling down endless cliffs in a car. I don’t have them as much anymore, thank goodness. I never really know what I “confronted” or “accepted” to make those dreams stop, though. I have had those dreams where im lost, chased etc since I was 4 years old

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Cars, Drone, and Old Man: common aream meanings barisi-since-season16: miranimalcutie: riot-riverman: geekishfangirl: justforsmiles: dailypsychologyfacts: 7 Common Dream Meanings You Should NEVER Ignore | Psych2Go What kind of dreams do you get?   Okay about last night’s weird dream though…I became a little cub- I grew some fur on my face!! (I had just fixed up my brows and everything over the weekend too.) It sounds so silly but I was really flustered in my dream. Reblogging to watch later I don’t dream often but I had a weird one last night Starts out at some kind of facility, with an outdoor lot filled with vehicles. There is a triple rotor RC drone with colorful balloons attached to the top of it flying around at the edge of the lot, but then the drone loses its balloons and it falls to the ground and the balloons float away. I run to the drone to inspect it but as soon as I reach it, I find myself in a large grassy field with mountain range in the distance. Then a large number of hotrods, muscle cars, and motorcycles pull up from behind me, they roll past me until an old man with long white hair on a motorcycle pulls up next to me and says: “Grab a weapon and get on kid.” I look down and at my feet are a small collection of swords, axes, and spears. I grab an axe, hop on the back of the old man’s motorcycle and drive off toward the mountains. Then I woke up. For years and years I dreamed about being chased, or falling down endless cliffs in a car. I don’t have them as much anymore, thank goodness. I never really know what I “confronted” or “accepted” to make those dreams stop, though. I have had those dreams where im lost, chased etc since I was 4 years old

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Being Alone, Anna, and Apparently: CNN @CNN CAN Plan Bee' is a personal robotic bee designed to mimic how bees pollinate flowers and crops cnn.it/21QKbuY jaküb @sadandchildish instead of saving the environment and helping actual bees let's spend billions on robots that do what bees would do for free CNN @CNN Plan Bee' is a personal robotic bee designed to mimic how bees pollinate flowers and crops cnn.it/21QKbuY chuppa-thingy: curlicuecal: pts-m-d: thetrippytrip: dont you just love capitalism..   Black Mirror predicted this we are all goona die my god but I get mad when someone flippantly dismisses important scientific progress because you can make it sound dumb by framing it the right way. For a start, of course a lot of science sounds dumb.  Science is all in the slogging through the minutiae, the failures, the tedious process of filling in the blank spaces on the map because it ain’t ’t glamorous, but if someone doesn’t do it, no one gets to know for sure what’s there. Someone’s gotta spend their career measuring fly genitalia under a microscope. Frankly, I’m grateful to the person who is tackling that tedium, because if they didn’t, I might have to, and I don’t wanna. But let’s talk about why we should care about this particular science and spend money on it. (And I’ll even answer without even glancing at the article.) Off the top of my head? -advances in robotics -advances in miniature robotics -advances in flight technology -advantages in simulating and understanding the mechanics and programming of small intelligences -ability to grow crops in places uninhabitable by insects (space? cold/hot? places where honeybees are non-native and detrimental to the ecosystem?) -ability to improve productivity density of crops and feed more people -less strain on bees, who do poorly when forced to pollinate monocultures of low nutrition plants -ability to run tightly controlled experiments on pollination, on the effects of bees on plant physiology, on ecosystem dynamics, etc -fucking robot bees, my friend -hahaha think how confused those flowers must be Also worth keeping in mind? People love, love, love framing science in condescending and silly sounding terms as an excuse to cut funding to vital programs. *Especially* if it’s also associated with something (gasp) ‘inappropriate’, like sex or ladyparts. This is why research for a lot of women’s issues, lgbtq+ issues, minorities’ issues, and vulnerable groups in general’s issues tends to lag so far behind the times. This is why some groups are pushing so hard to cut funding for climate change research these days. Anything that’s acquired governmental funding has been through an intensely competitive, months-to-years long screening by EXPERTS IN THE FIELD who have a very good idea what research is likely to be most beneficial to that field and fill a needed gap. Trust me.  The paperwork haunts my nightmares. So, we had a joke in my lab: “Nice work, college boy.” It was the phrase for any project that you could spend years and years working on and end up with results that could be summed up on a single, pretty slide with an apparently obvious graph. The phrase was taken from something a grower said at a talk my advisor gave as a graduate student: “So you proved that plants grow better when they’re watered? Nice work, college boy.” But like, the thing is? There’s always more details than that. And a lot of times it’s important that somebody questions our assumptions.  A labmate of mine doing very similar research demonstrated that our assumptions about the effect of water stress on plant fitness have been wrong for years because *nobody had thought to separate out the different WAYS a plant can be water stressed.* (Continuously, in bursts, etc.). And it turns out these ways have *drastically different effects* with drastically different measures required for response to them to keep from losing lots of money and resources in agriculture. Nice work, college boy. :p Point the second: surprise! Anna Haldewang is an industrial design student.  She developed this in her product design class.  And, as far as I can tell, she has had no particular funding at all for this project, much less billions of dollars.  ‘grats, Anna, you FUCKING ROCK. ps: On a lighter note, summarizing research to make it sound stupid is both easy AND fun. Check out @lolmythesis – I HIGHLY RECOMMEND. :33 Okay, so I actually know Anna. She is my classmate and my friend, and I know this project quite well. And I could not have put the above statement any better. Here’s the thing guys, bumblebees are endangered, but they have a very important roll in our ecosystem. While we are doing everything we can to stabalize the bee populations, we also have to make sure that an important job is being done in our ecosystem. This drone was a conceptual way to aid that as we work to stabalize bee populations. I have never been so mad at Tumblr before. This is a huge accomplishment for a student, let alone a female in our male dominated industry. Stop shitting on everything, it doesn’t make you cool. Oh and actually read into things before you go tearing them apart.
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Ass, Bad, and Fucking: did you know? On the Pottermore website, J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop. There's an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that says wizards didn't need toilets because they 'simply relieved themselves where they stood and vanished the evidence. PHOTO: WARNER BROS DIDYOUKNOWFACTS.COM jjayabrams: congalineofdurin: brookeawooka: unpicasso: mutant-aesthetic: liquored-up-rifleman: mutant-aesthetic: zahnegott: wroughtornot: did-you-kno: On the Pottermore website, J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop. There’s an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that says wizards didn’t need toilets because they ‘simply relieved themselves where they stood, and vanished the evidence.’ Source Source 2 i fucking hate jk rowling so much because years and years after this franchise has ended she is still continuing trying to make it bad to the point where she said that every character in harry potter canonically shits themselves and then casts a shit vanishing spell  fuck this is b a d This reminds me of the hufflepuff group masturbation tweets The what? Just imagine you’re taking a test for potions with Snape and the guy sitting next to you just fucking shits himself the nastiest, slimiest shit of his life out of stress. And you literally have to sit there with a straight face while fuckin Todd JingleJangles cleans himself up in the dead quiet room with some stupid ass line like “vanish me poopum” and you just gotta live with the knowledge that some kid just shit himself beside you during a fucking test. Listen I work in an office with a honeycomb setup, which means I share a desk with THREE OTHER PEOPLE, and I thought I was so slick reading tumblr all secrety and I had to PUT MY HEAD DOWN so as not to fucking explode into laughter because of vanish me poopum I have TEARS in my eyes and I had to hide this from THE WHOLE VICINITY because I CANNOT explain that how do i unsee a post
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Bad, Books, and College: did you know? On the Pottermore website, J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop. There's an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that says wizards didn't need toilets because they 'simply relieved themselves where they stood and vanished the evidence. PHOTO: WARNER BROS DIDYOUKNOWFACTS.COM spoopy-story: lupinatic: mutant-aesthetic: liquored-up-rifleman: mutant-aesthetic: zahnegott: wroughtornot: did-you-kno: On the Pottermore website, J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop. There’s an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that says wizards didn’t need toilets because they ‘simply relieved themselves where they stood, and vanished the evidence.’ Source Source 2 i fucking hate jk rowling so much because years and years after this franchise has ended she is still continuing trying to make it bad to the point where she said that every character in harry potter canonically shits themselves and then casts a shit vanishing spell  fuck this is b a d This reminds me of the hufflepuff group masturbation tweets The what? 1) Pretty sure those tweets are a joke 2) With regard to bathroom hygiene, she was specifically referencing the time Hogwarts was founded, and back then people did tend to shit in the streets without even bothering to tidy up afterwards, so wizards were basically following muggles in that respect. “ Hogwarts’ plumbing became more elaborate in the eighteenth century (this was a rare instance of wizards copying Muggles, because hitherto they simply relieved themselves wherever they stood, and vanished the evidence)… “ Right there in one of the provided sources. None of the characters we got to know and love (or hate, for that matter) shat themselves on the regular. 3) Her franchise. She’s allowed to add on to it. Not her fault if nobody bothers actually reading the add-ons properly, anymore than it was her fault if people misinterpreted the books themselves. http://www.collegehumor.com/post/7020700/jk-rowling-knows-way-too-much-about-her-charactersthose ‘tweets’ are sooo old and not real anyway. They’ve been circulating tumblr like nonstop since college humor made them up.
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Bane, Money, and Nerd: citizen-zero So in lore, vampires have this trait that l've almost never seen used, and that's the fact that vampires are OBSESSED with counting things. Like, the Count on Sesame Street was almost certainly created specifically as a vampire because of this piece of lore Like, I read this vampire book years and years ago that explained that a surefire way to protect yourself from vampires getting into your house was to spread a ton of seeds on your doorst particularly recommended for the purpose. Basically, if you suspected someone to be a vampire, all you had to do was drop a sackful of seeds on the ground in front of them. ep-poppy and mustard seeds were If they didn't immediately start counting them, they were not a vampire However, if they WERE a vampire, they'd be seized with the urge to count all the seeds and they would not budge from that spot until they knew how many seeds there were in total. The point was to keep them there until the sun came up and killed them, because if they hadn't counted all the seeds by sunrise they wouldn't be able to leave. Presumably you could just go about the rest of your evening as normal, though no word on whether it's possible to make them lose count and start over. Having remembered this piece of lore, I want fewer stories about brooding tortured Edward Cullen-esque vampires. I want to start seeing more stories about math nerd vampires Vampire accountants who are an honest company's best asset and a corrupt company's bane because they are frighteningly accurate with the accounts and will not hesitate to blow the whistle on a CEO s you for making the numbers camming money because fuck wrong Vampire cashiers that don't need to look at the register screen because they already mentally calculated your total. 10-items-or-less vampires who know goddamn well you have 20 items in that basket and NO, you cannot just slip in with the rest Vampire math tutors who are constantly in high demand and have to hold lotteries to see who gets to be tutored by them. MATH NERD VAMPIRES klondikeaura If anyone would like the term for this, it's arithmomania Text Source: citizen-zero #Vampire #Math 22,246 notes OCD Vampiresomg-humor.tumblr.com
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