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carstairsy: isthiswittyenoughforyou: perpetualvelocity: The laST ONE HAROLD REMEMBERED TO PUT ON HIS SASSY PANTS TODAY but sIMONS IS SO ACCURATE : KIDS VS. TEACHER... TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? You told me to do it without using JOHN: tables. TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?" K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' GLENN: TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this kid) TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: HIJKLMNO. TEACHER: What are you talking a bout? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. Me! WINNIE: TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground GLEN: than you are. TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I..' I is.. No, Millie... Always say, 'l am.' All right... 'I am the ninth letter of MILLIE: TEACHER: MILLIE: the alphabet.' TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? Because George still had the axe in LOUIS: his hand. TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a SIMON: good cook. TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? No, sir. It's the same dog. CLYDE : TEACHER: Harold, how do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher carstairsy: isthiswittyenoughforyou: perpetualvelocity: The laST ONE HAROLD REMEMBERED TO PUT ON HIS SASSY PANTS TODAY but sIMONS IS SO ACCURATE

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