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Billboard, Bodies , and Children: arminarlerted story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say "tax benefits. and to this day my aunt still doesn't know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling TAX BENEFITS!!!I osmanthusoolong My parents did this with me and "nuclear disarmament bradkey I taught my little brother to say micro-surgical vasectomy reversal" (saw it on a billboard) on a road trip, and he didn't stop saying it for literal years. missvoltairine My parents taught me to chant "Get your laws off our bodies!" for a pro-choice rally when I was like four and I went to preschool and taught all the other kids the chant and led them on a mini-parade around the playground and the teachers were like ?????????? ?????????? ???????????? blossomfae whenever my brother threw a tantrum as a baby my parents would chant live free or die" until he calmed down it was fuckin weird lornacrowley when i was a kid whenever we got stuck in traffic my dad would say "what the fuck?1? in a very comic voice and i would repeat it and then he would say it with a slightly different inflection and i would repeat that too and so forth and so basically my poor mother would be stuck in standstill traffic listening to her husband and 4 yr old daughter swearing at each other without end waspabi i'm a preschool teacher and we like to joke around using radical vocabulary with the children, the other day i overheard one kid say this is my truck and the other one said 'no, this truck belongs to the collective they all say it now haledamage whenever anyone picks up my daughter or she goes upstairs, she announces "I ASCEND it's the best thing I ASCEND
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America, Butt, and Drinking: The "how doT" question each country googles more than any other Based on English-language searches Source: NY Times, May 2016 rock become an Olympian ascend to a higher consciousness find a good place to vacation make one friend idle my car lose meet Tom Cruise weight catch pokemon pull my legs over travel hrough time tell if use a someone my head is a terrorist screwdriver compare thee to a summer's help my parents in their old age breathe without choking (no data) star in pornos steal the diamonds train a cat learn to stand on swordfight get rich quick stop drinking my head avoid Roma kill without being caught die have sex make a sandwich start a build a business hydralisk stop scratching my butt stand up to my wife punch Activate my genitals learn what human meat tastes like (no data get a loan 2 pretend normal tatzelwyrm: langernameohnebedeutung: taraljc: lynati: vorpalgirl: lynati: girl-with-a-chocolatedrawer: otakudogknight: charlesoberonn: myhaireatskids: socialist-tomfoolery: land-of-maps: The “How do I ____” question most googled in each European country [1280x1174] Slovenia? Are you okay? Tag yourself, I’m “activate my genitals” This map envokes so many different powerful emotions. Confusion, worry, sadness, laughter, anger, horror… It’s the whole spectrum. The fact that America is not mentioned in the map makes me feel very very uneasy That could be because, you know, America is not in Europe…? Um. Spain…? Spain and Portugal jointly have me very concerned… Portugal? Why, what did Portugal-…  meanwhile, the Irish want to be Time Lords. Germany: Someone pls explain breathing to me? :( So, Serbia is at the same time both really obsessed with and really noob-ish at StarCraft?
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America, Butt, and Drinking: The "how doT" question each country googles more than any other Based on English-language searches Source: NY Times, May 2016 rock become an Olympian ascend to a higher consciousness find a good place to vacation make one friend idle my car lose meet Tom Cruise weight catch pokemon pull my legs over travel hrough time tell if use a someone my head is a terrorist screwdriver compare thee to a summer's help my parents in their old age breathe without choking (no data) star in pornos steal the diamonds train a cat learn to stand on swordfight get rich quick stop drinking my head avoid Roma kill without being caught die have sex make a sandwich start a build a business hydralisk stop scratching my butt stand up to my wife punch Activate my genitals learn what human meat tastes like (no data get a loan 2 pretend normal tatzelwyrm: langernameohnebedeutung: taraljc: lynati: vorpalgirl: lynati: girl-with-a-chocolatedrawer: otakudogknight: charlesoberonn: myhaireatskids: socialist-tomfoolery: land-of-maps: The “How do I ____” question most googled in each European country [1280x1174] Slovenia? Are you okay? Tag yourself, I’m “activate my genitals” This map envokes so many different powerful emotions. Confusion, worry, sadness, laughter, anger, horror… It’s the whole spectrum. The fact that America is not mentioned in the map makes me feel very very uneasy That could be because, you know, America is not in Europe…? Um. Spain…? Spain and Portugal jointly have me very concerned… Portugal? Why, what did Portugal-…  meanwhile, the Irish want to be Time Lords. Germany: Someone pls explain breathing to me? :( So, Serbia is at the same time both really obsessed with and really noob-ish at StarCraft?
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Climbing, Drinking, and Memes: peeing into the toilet water and noise peeing slowly and making less noise peeing on the side of the bowl to avoid insert body directly into toielt water and peeing directly inside to avoid making noise drinking all toilet water and peeing inside the toilet with no water to avoid making noise drinking your pee and quietly gargling then slowly spitting into toilet over the course of 3 hours to avoid making peeing on the floor then soaking up the pee with a sponge and lathering the sponge in soap and cleaning your toilet with it queezing sponge quietly a military grade on your body while peeing and aiming with a precise 45 degree angle to bounce of the wal into the toilet bowl silenth peeing on your hand and then using a flashlight and magnifiying glass to evaporate the pee without making any noise after several months peeing into your own eyes and blinking several times to sprinkle it into the toilet without making any sounds Peeing directly into the water reservoir so that when someone else pees the flush water blends in with the new pee so it doesn't make any noi Peeing into the sink while it is running so the sound of the pee is overshadowed and doesn't make any noise Peeing into the air with a parabolic arc and catching it in your mouth and then drinking it sot doesn't make any noise Peeing backwards into your asshole which you are holding open until it is full of pee and then clenching it shut and waiting until you have to shit so you can pass it off as dia noise Climbing onto the sink and doing a handstand while slowly peeing onto the lightbulb above the sink so it will slowly vaporize the pee over the course of several hours so it doesn' make any noise Watching psychic videos on Youtube on your phone until you can perfectly predict the feture so you pee at just the right points in bursts over thousands of cosmic rays will irradiate the piss particles until they become radioactive and decay isto the air peeing so the electricity will travel p it and stop your beart and then they bary you be yos learsed to restart your beartbeat from Tibetias mosks so yos wake up agaia and clinb up throngh the dirt and start e lde is Argeatina with yberg inortal Hitler atil yoa can seize poser logether creatiag the Fourth Reich so you hare the travel back is tine and give it to yeur past self so yoe can pee vithost making any rmoing the fleor tles until ysu Carefull can see the dirt below the bathrooms and carefally dgging a bole aver the couse several years releasing the excess dirt threagh yor pant legs every time yea go creating a ak» hottle recycliag machise at the lecal apermaruet to callect vater beetles atil yos bave teas of thousands aad you pee is hem silently over the coarse of your eatire uedergroesd facility ushil you die where hey remain or several billion years un the San becomes a red giaat aad walloes the Earth and the particles will drift is space another civiluatiee's versios ef yes will niverve undergoes beat death but thes of esistesce and the Bext until here are mere left to ascend aad Gee it will loop ntil the process breaks and there i"athiag eft at all, making so aoise <p>Peeing into the toilet water. via /r/memes <a href="http://ift.tt/2uO69UY">http://ift.tt/2uO69UY</a></p>
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Climbing, Drinking, and Fake: peeing into the toilet water and making noise peeing slowly and making less noise peeing on the side of the bowl to avoid making noise insert body directly into toielt water and peeing directly inside to avoid making noise drinking all toilet water and peeing inside the toilet with no water to avoid making noise drinking your pee and quietly gargling then slowly spitting into toilet over the course of 3 hours to avoid making peeing on the floor then soaking up the pee with a sponge and lathering the sponge in soap and cleaning your toilet with it a military grade while peeing and aiming with a precise 45 degree angle to bounce of the wal into the toilet bowl silenth peeing on your hand and then using a flashlight and magnifiying glass to evaporate the pee without making any noise after several months peeing into your oWn eyes and blinking several times to sprinkle it into the toilet without making any sounds Peeing directly into the water reservoir so that when someone else pees the lush water blends in with the new pee so it doesn't make any noi Peeing into the sink while it is running so the sound of the pee is overshadowed and doesn't make any noise Peeing into the air with a parabolic arc and catching it in your mouth and then drinking t st doesn't make anv noise Peeing backwards into your asshole which you are holding open until it is full of pee and then clenching it shut and waiting until you have to shit so you can pass noise Climbing onto the sink and doing a handstand while slowly peeing onto the lightbulb above the sink so it will slo vaporize the pee over the course of several hours so it doesn't make any noise Watching psyehic videes on Youtube on your phone until you can perfectly predict the feture so you pee at just the right points in barsts over thousands of cosmic rays will irradiate the piss particles until they become radioactive and decay isto the air peeing so the electricitywi ravel it ad stop your beart and then he bary yue bet vou learsed to restart year heartbeat fro Tibetias mosks so yos wake up iaia and chinb upthhrongh the dirt and start e lide is Argestina wirh cybrg inortal Hitler watil yos caa seice paer logether creatiag the Fourth Reich so you bave the resources t develep quanten stealth techoclogy and a tima machine soyou travel back is tine and give it to yeur past sellf so yon can pee vithost making any Careful an see the dirt below the barhroess and remoing the fleor les antil ysu several years releasing tbe excess dirt hreagh yor pant legs overy tine yea g creating a fake botle recycliag machise at the lecal itpermarket tu collect water bottles ย.til yos lave tess of chowsands aad yeu pee is hem silently over the coarse of yoar entire tore tbem i undergronsd facility wstil yos die where dey remain for several billion years u he San becomes a red giaat aad swallows the Earth and the particles will drift is space apother civiluatiea's version ef yes will ierse undergoes beat death but thes of esistesce and the pext antil here are neee left to ascend s aad Gen it will loop ntil the process breaks and there i"othia eft at all, making so soise F U R T H E R
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Climbing, Drinking, and Fake: peeing into the toilet water and making noise peeing slowly and making less noise peeing on the side of the bowl to avoid making noise insert body directly into toielt water and peeing directly inside to avoid making noise drinking all toilet water and peeing inside the toilet with no water to avoid making noise drinking your pee and quietly gargling then slowly spitting into toilet over the course of 3 hours to avoid making peeing on the floor then soaking up the pee with a sponge and lathering the sponge in soap and cleaning your toilet with it a military grade while peeing and aiming with a precise 45 degree angle to bounce of the wal into the toilet bowl silenth peeing on your hand and then using a flashlight and magnifiying glass to evaporate the pee without making any noise after several months peeing into your oWn eyes and blinking several times to sprinkle it into the toilet without making any sounds Peeing directly into the water reservoir so that when someone else pees the lush water blends in with the new pee so it doesn't make any noi Peeing into the sink while it is running so the sound of the pee is overshadowed and doesn't make any noise Peeing into the air with a parabolic arc and catching it in your mouth and then drinking t st doesn't make anv noise Peeing backwards into your asshole which you are holding open until it is full of pee and then clenching it shut and waiting until you have to shit so you can pass noise Climbing onto the sink and doing a handstand while slowly peeing onto the lightbulb above the sink so it will slo vaporize the pee over the course of several hours so it doesn't make any noise Watching psyehic videes on Youtube on your phone until you can perfectly predict the feture so you pee at just the right points in barsts over thousands of cosmic rays will irradiate the piss particles until they become radioactive and decay isto the air peeing so the electricitywi ravel it ad stop your beart and then he bary yue bet vou learsed to restart year heartbeat fro Tibetias mosks so yos wake up iaia and chinb upthhrongh the dirt and start e lide is Argestina wirh cybrg inortal Hitler watil yos caa seice paer logether creatiag the Fourth Reich so you bave the resources t develep quanten stealth techoclogy and a tima machine soyou travel back is tine and give it to yeur past sellf so yon can pee vithost making any Careful an see the dirt below the barhroess and remoing the fleor les antil ysu several years releasing tbe excess dirt hreagh yor pant legs overy tine yea g creating a fake botle recycliag machise at the lecal itpermarket tu collect water bottles ย.til yos lave tess of chowsands aad yeu pee is hem silently over the coarse of yoar entire tore tbem i undergronsd facility wstil yos die where dey remain for several billion years u he San becomes a red giaat aad swallows the Earth and the particles will drift is space apother civiluatiea's version ef yes will ierse undergoes beat death but thes of esistesce and the pext antil here are neee left to ascend s aad Gen it will loop ntil the process breaks and there i"othia eft at all, making so soise <p>We have to go DEEPER</p>
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