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Apple, Fresh, and Frozen: Hom fo mahe a smoothie Behold, the smoothie. A meal in a glass. And not just any meal. A fast one too. And done right, packed with vitamins, minerals, antioxidants healthy fats and so much more. Not only nutritious, but super delicious. Replace a meal such as breakfast or use it as a supplement or Stay healthy, lose weight, gain weight. Adapt it anyway you There's so much more to smoothies than fruit, yogurt and Here's how to make a smoothie- awesomel 1 ADD FRUIT Choose at least 2 types of fruit- fresh or frozen. And for a super healthy smoothie - make it green, adding vegetables such as kale, spinach & arugula Barana BerriesPearl apple WatermelonPeach SpinachKale ugulaBoet greens Dandeion greens 2 CHOOSE A BASE Add 1 2 Cups of liquid. The more juice your chosen fr have, the less liquid you need to add Fruit juiceIced coffee ced green tea Wator ricel almond soy mik water/ mik 3 THICKEN UP Thicken your smoothie to get the right consistencyl creaminess whilst making it more nutritious Nut buter Yogurt/k e cream (e.g peanut) cottage cheese frozen yogurt cubes CoounutChiasood Oata meat poylium busksbeans 4 FLAVOR IT Boost flavor with sweeteners, spices, fruits and herbs. Spices such as cinnamon add a layer of sweetness, without adding extra calories Honay Figs Dates Vanilal almond extract Nutmeg (eg minu basi) 5 POWER BOOST Take your smoothie to the next level with highly nutritive superfoods Protein powder Fish ol Goj berries Sprouts Ground flaxsends VitaminSpirulnal powderwhealgrass aair green powderpowder you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com srsfunny:Behold, The Smoothie

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Bailey Jay, Dude, and Fresh: oo Verizon 2:03 PM Q Search Heathans Dan Yesterday at 10:08 AM- Today at work I found some Wild Corndogs growing in their natural habitat. This was real exciting for me as I have never picked fresh corndogs before, but I have no idea how to tel when they are ripe as they tasted horrible no matter how much mustard I put on them 22.5K Shares Like Share News Feed Requests Messenger Notifications More prancingtrashcan: cynicowl: randomdaisy: limbovulture: @randomdaisy dear herbologist what the fok is this corn dog plant OH MY GOODNESS I SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I WAS LIKE “OH NO…. DUDE… DUDE NO” this plant is, in fact, a cattail (Typha genus, probably either Typha latifolia or Typha angustifolia). what’s ironic about this person’s encounter is that almost every single part of the cattail is edible– the rhizomes are starchy and, although tough, can be made into a nutritious flour; the stems can be peeled and used like asparagus; the pollen can be gathered and used to extend or supplement flour; and even the green flower spikes can be boiled and eaten like corn-on-the-cob, so this person sort of had the right idea. the thing is, what this person has in their photo is a BROWN flower spike, meaning that it’s starting to go to seed and is probably a tasteless mouthful of either fiber or fluff. regardless of whether the post is a joke or serious, out of all the edible parts of the cattail, op managed to pick one of the ONLY parts of the plant that isn’t. and i still can’t get over that. As a side note, rubbing that part of the plant makes an absolutely ridiculous amount of fluff come out (which is how it disperses the seeds). I highly recommend it but it’s probably best to do that when no one else is around are you saying i can jack off this plant and it will nut
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Dank, Facebook, and Instagram: MAKE Early Golden age meme (pinwheel background Impact Text) MORE MEMES MAKE Golden Age memes use specific photos which have specific memetic "translations of Late Golden age (Just Photo, Impact Text) Transitional meme (Photo from tumblr, instagram, twitter or facebook, with an accompanying text, often added just for emphasis) At the transitional stage, memes here include "reactions" that encourage the reader into what it means or how it is 1'm sure this means something, but don ask me what dog When you show your mom a pic on your phone and she starts swiping Silver Age meme When Back to School commercials start coming on but you're not a teacher or a kid so you don't give a shit (photo with text in arial-design is reminiscent of a twitter post) At this age, the photo is the supplement rather than the defining characteristic. The text, rather than the photo, provides meaning. UBER eats New Age meme (Photos only, very little text) At this age, the meme no longer requires text for definitive suppliment. The meaning is expressed by memetic definition and The photos are self-explanatoriy and the meaning is expressed by multiple connected frames. Text, if used, gives context only Are you smart? Spelit Late Stage meme (nuked memes, deep fried memes, surreal memes These are not meant to pass on memetic meaning, but instead are entirely based on absurd and contextual humor They are often not made to communicate thought. No only be on ou ust I am currently studying memes academically. I thought you might enjoy the current proposed ages of internet memes by PonyToast MORE MEMES
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Facebook, Instagram, and Internet: MAKE Early Golden age meme (pinwheel background Impact Text) MORE MEMES MAKE Golden Age memes use specific photos which have specific memetic "translations of Late Golden age (Just Photo, Impact Text) Transitional meme (Photo from tumblr, instagram, twitter or facebook, with an accompanying text, often added just for emphasis) At the transitional stage, memes here include "reactions" that encourage the reader into what it means or how it is 1'm sure this means something, but don ask me what dog When you show your mom a pic on your phone and she starts swiping Silver Age meme When Back to School commercials start coming on but you're not a teacher or a kid so you don't give a shit (photo with text in arial-design is reminiscent of a twitter post) At this age, the photo is the supplement rather than the defining characteristic. The text, rather than the photo, provides meaning. UBER eats New Age meme (Photos only, very little text) At this age, the meme no longer requires text for definitive suppliment. The meaning is expressed by memetic definition and The photos are self-explanatoriy and the meaning is expressed by multiple connected frames. Text, if used, gives context only Are you smart? Spelit Late Stage meme (nuked memes, deep fried memes, surreal memes These are not meant to pass on memetic meaning, but instead are entirely based on absurd and contextual humor They are often not made to communicate thought. No only be on ou ust I am currently studying memes academically. I thought you might enjoy the current proposed ages of internet memes via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2L5D3XW
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Bruh, Drinking, and Money: <p><a href="https://intjint.tumblr.com/post/175837023001/libertarirynn-intjint-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">intjint</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175836975554/intjint-libertarirynn-libertarirynn-hey" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://intjint.tumblr.com/post/175836827896/libertarirynn-libertarirynn-hey-folks-being" class="tumblr_blog">intjint</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175836721209/libertarirynn-hey-folks-being-that-its" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175177130134/hey-folks-being-that-its-summertime-and-i-work" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hey folks!</p> Being that it’s summertime and I work at a school, my funds are somewhat limited at the moment and I’m trying to supplement them by rebooting my product offerings in my craft store. So I’m excited to announce two new products: personalized water bottles/coffee tumblers and vinyl record art! <p>Basic price list for cups/bottles: </p> <p>Small water bottle(17 oz)- $15 or two for $20</p> <p>Medium coffee tumbler (20 oz)-$25</p> <p>Large coffee tumbler (30oz)-$35-$40</p> <p>They can be coated in glitter, lightly glittered, or no glitter at all. All drinking implements are coated in a few layers of epoxy resin, so the paint will never come off.</p> <p> Vinyl art $15-25, I offer abstract designs and I can monogram them or stencil on short phrases. </p> <p>PM me for product details, orders, and exact pricing!</p> </blockquote> <p>Sharing again because I could <i>really</i> use some extra money. Had some unexpected expenses come up and I don’t get a reliable paycheck for another month :/</p> </blockquote> <p>Wait vinyl art, like…LPs??</p> </blockquote><p>Yep! I also warp old records to make funky wall art and catchall bowls 😄</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="960"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/69fc2633514767fa3aa1c243f505a3f2/tumblr_pbsf0tzz1a1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="960"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="960"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cbba868bfc815728a35acfc2cf170506/tumblr_pbsf0tK4Kw1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="960"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="960"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ab6c1ef3f0a2ce3de3829b816c052497/tumblr_pbsf0unRkl1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="960"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Bruh! I am seriously considering the warped record art. My housemate and I are turning our living room onto a classic rock themed room and that (regardless of genre) would go great with it! </p></blockquote> <p>Yeah I think they make really great decorations! Just hit me up if you want one 😄</p>

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Drinking, Lol, and Money: <p><a href="http://angusfreehand.tumblr.com/post/175837123628/libertarirynn-intjint-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">angusfreehand</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175836975554/intjint-libertarirynn-libertarirynn-hey" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://intjint.tumblr.com/post/175836827896/libertarirynn-libertarirynn-hey-folks-being" class="tumblr_blog">intjint</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175836721209/libertarirynn-hey-folks-being-that-its" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175177130134/hey-folks-being-that-its-summertime-and-i-work" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hey folks!</p> Being that it’s summertime and I work at a school, my funds are somewhat limited at the moment and I’m trying to supplement them by rebooting my product offerings in my craft store. So I’m excited to announce two new products: personalized water bottles/coffee tumblers and vinyl record art! <p>Basic price list for cups/bottles: </p> <p>Small water bottle(17 oz)- $15 or two for $20</p> <p>Medium coffee tumbler (20 oz)-$25</p> <p>Large coffee tumbler (30oz)-$35-$40</p> <p>They can be coated in glitter, lightly glittered, or no glitter at all. All drinking implements are coated in a few layers of epoxy resin, so the paint will never come off.</p> <p> Vinyl art $15-25, I offer abstract designs and I can monogram them or stencil on short phrases. </p> <p>PM me for product details, orders, and exact pricing!</p> </blockquote> <p>Sharing again because I could <i>really</i> use some extra money. Had some unexpected expenses come up and I don’t get a reliable paycheck for another month :/</p> </blockquote> <p>Wait vinyl art, like…LPs??</p> </blockquote> <p>Yep! I also warp old records to make funky wall art and catchall bowls 😄</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="960"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/69fc2633514767fa3aa1c243f505a3f2/tumblr_pbsf0tzz1a1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="960"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="960"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cbba868bfc815728a35acfc2cf170506/tumblr_pbsf0tK4Kw1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="960"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="960"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ab6c1ef3f0a2ce3de3829b816c052497/tumblr_pbsf0unRkl1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="960"/></figure></blockquote> <p>BUTCHER!!!!!<br/></p></blockquote> <p>Relax, they’re old garbage records that were either warped and scratched already anyway or mass produced stuff like readers digest. I would never destroy quality records lol</p>

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Drinking, Money, and School: <p><a href="https://intjint.tumblr.com/post/175836827896/libertarirynn-libertarirynn-hey-folks-being" class="tumblr_blog">intjint</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175836721209/libertarirynn-hey-folks-being-that-its" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175177130134/hey-folks-being-that-its-summertime-and-i-work" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hey folks!</p> Being that it’s summertime and I work at a school, my funds are somewhat limited at the moment and I’m trying to supplement them by rebooting my product offerings in my craft store. So I’m excited to announce two new products: personalized water bottles/coffee tumblers and vinyl record art! <p>Basic price list for cups/bottles: </p> <p>Small water bottle(17 oz)- $15 or two for $20</p> <p>Medium coffee tumbler (20 oz)-$25</p> <p>Large coffee tumbler (30oz)-$35-$40</p> <p>They can be coated in glitter, lightly glittered, or no glitter at all. All drinking implements are coated in a few layers of epoxy resin, so the paint will never come off.</p> <p> Vinyl art $15-25, I offer abstract designs and I can monogram them or stencil on short phrases. </p> <p>PM me for product details, orders, and exact pricing!</p> </blockquote> <p>Sharing again because I could <i>really</i> use some extra money. Had some unexpected expenses come up and I don’t get a reliable paycheck for another month :/</p> </blockquote> <p>Wait vinyl art, like…LPs??</p> </blockquote><p>Yep! I also warp old records to make funky wall art and catchall bowls 😄</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="960"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/69fc2633514767fa3aa1c243f505a3f2/tumblr_pbsf0tzz1a1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="960"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="960"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cbba868bfc815728a35acfc2cf170506/tumblr_pbsf0tK4Kw1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="960"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="960"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ab6c1ef3f0a2ce3de3829b816c052497/tumblr_pbsf0unRkl1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="960"/></figure>

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Bailey Jay, Dude, and Fresh: oo Verizon 2:03 PM Q Search Heathans Dan Yesterday at 10:08 AM- Today at work I found some Wild Corndogs growing in their natural habitat. This was real exciting for me as I have never picked fresh corndogs before, but I have no idea how to tel when they are ripe as they tasted horrible no matter how much mustard I put on them 22.5K Shares Like Share News Feed Requests Messenger Notifications More prancingtrashcan: cynicowl: randomdaisy: limbovulture: @randomdaisy dear herbologist what the fok is this corn dog plant OH MY GOODNESS I SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I WAS LIKE “OH NO…. DUDE… DUDE NO” this plant is, in fact, a cattail (Typha genus, probably either Typha latifolia or Typha angustifolia). what’s ironic about this person’s encounter is that almost every single part of the cattail is edible– the rhizomes are starchy and, although tough, can be made into a nutritious flour; the stems can be peeled and used like asparagus; the pollen can be gathered and used to extend or supplement flour; and even the green flower spikes can be boiled and eaten like corn-on-the-cob, so this person sort of had the right idea. the thing is, what this person has in their photo is a BROWN flower spike, meaning that it’s starting to go to seed and is probably a tasteless mouthful of either fiber or fluff. regardless of whether the post is a joke or serious, out of all the edible parts of the cattail, op managed to pick one of the ONLY parts of the plant that isn’t. and i still can’t get over that. As a side note, rubbing that part of the plant makes an absolutely ridiculous amount of fluff come out (which is how it disperses the seeds). I highly recommend it but it’s probably best to do that when no one else is around are you saying i can jack off this plant and it will nut
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Climbing, Food, and Friends: LIFEISMEANT TO BEENJOYED Nowadays everyone including you are being subjected to a socially constructed myth that you’re either “working and paying your dues”, or you’re “being lazy”. There’s no in-between. Enjoyment is greedy, work is good. 🤔 The reason so many people in the American workforce are unhappy is because they are being told a lie: getting ahead, scaling the ladder, or making more money are supposed to make you happy. But this is not true. Any culture with an ounce of wisdom will tell you that what makes you happy are: ✔️Connections with other people. ✔️Companionship. ✔️New experiences, and discovering yourself. This is why other countries are more “people oriented” versus being simply career minded. 👇Here’s the solution to start enjoying life! Simply shift priorities! Do the unthinkable and put “getting ahead” and climbing your individual or corporate career ladders on the back-burner. Prioritize meeting people and enjoying life. Find ways to supplement your income and turn your full-time job into a part-time. Spend the rest of your extra hours taking dance classes, cooking food, throwing dinner parties, going out, or just relaxing in nature. - Finally, a very important point to make is that we become scared that making lifestyle-happiness-low stress a priority over, say, climbing a corporate ladder or working more, is that you’ll end up a “bum”, you won’t have enough saved for “retirement”, maybe your friends will think you’re a loser. Nope. By leading a more relaxed lifestyle, your performance will go up. Happiness=greater performance. You’re more likely to become a very successful person by cutting the anxiety out of your life, and giving yourself more space for your imagination to flourish into new ideas. Try it out, and let me know what happens! - life enjoy millionairementor

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America, Bodies , and Food: GRIND NOW SHINE LATER Check out how @davis_008 turned his passion into a REAL business👇 We all have passions. For some, it's a sport or activity. For others, it's a topic or a “thing.” Many of us dream about turning our passions into business ideas, but most of us have no idea how to even get started! - Davis is a young entrepreneur born and raised in Peru (South America) who at the age of 15 lost his father due to a disease and with no other options his mother made the decision to immigrate to the United States looking for a better future. - It was surely not easy to start from zero and to adapt to a completely new culture or language, but growing up with two hard-working parents who taught him great values and preservation, Davis never gave up and was ready to overcome any challenge. - Losing his father due to a disease, awakened the interest to find different healthy foods, methods and resources to heal and make our bodies perform in an optimum way, an interest which became a PASSION for fitness, nutrition and the practice of healthy habits. - Understanding the importance and the power of food, Davis was aware of the AMAZING resources his native country (Peru) had to offer to the world 🌎 and looking for ways to make it available to everyone, he created his first supplement company: Apu Nutrition INC @apunutrition 🍃 And as a first supplement he choose a superfood called “Maca” an amazing root with tons of great benefits for our bodies. Davis spent MONTHS on research and development, flew multiple times to Peru looking for the best quality and resources to provide his customers with a PREMIUM and exclusive blend. I personally take it almost every day and love it! - Be sure to drop some love on his new business page @apunutrition - Follow the KING of MACA @davis_008 and join him on this amazing journey! (He’s just getting started 🔥) 👉 @davis_008

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Climbing, Food, and Friends: LIFE IS MEANT TO BE ENJOYED Nowadays everyone including you are being subjected to a socially constructed myth that you’re either “working and paying your dues”, or you’re “being lazy”. There’s no in-between. Enjoyment is greedy, work is good. 🤔 The reason so many people in the American workforce are unhappy is because they are being told a lie: getting ahead, scaling the ladder, or making more money are supposed to make you happy. But this is not true. Any culture with an ounce of wisdom will tell you that what makes you happy are: ✔️Connections with other people. ✔️Companionship. ✔️New experiences, and discovering yourself. This is why other countries are more “people oriented” versus being simply career minded. 👇Here’s the solution to start enjoying life! Simply shift priorities! Do the unthinkable and put “getting ahead” and climbing your individual or corporate career ladders on the back-burner. Prioritize meeting people and enjoying life. Find ways to supplement your income and turn your full-time job into a part-time. Spend the rest of your extra hours taking dance classes, cooking food, throwing dinner parties, going out, or just relaxing in nature. - Finally, a very important point to make is that we become scared that making lifestyle-happiness-low stress a priority over, say, climbing a corporate ladder or working more, is that you’ll end up a “bum”, you won’t have enough saved for “retirement”, maybe your friends will think you’re a loser. Nope. By leading a more relaxed lifestyle, your performance will go up. Happiness=greater performance. You’re more likely to become a very successful person by cutting the anxiety out of your life, and giving yourself more space for your imagination to flourish into new ideas. Try it out, and let me know what happens! - life enjoy millionairementor

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Christmas, Love, and Party: Best Mom Eva @mombot 10h This is the account of a "stuffed animal hospital," played completely straight. love it. フモフモランド&ぬいぐるみ病院@cocoro..bz 今日のぬいぐるみ病院 お鼻とお口、お耳の再生手術 そして、お腹の刺繍付け足し手術を受けてくださいまし た、 95 t 65 250 Best Mom Eva @mombot Follow It's pretty neat. You mail them your tattered stuffed animal, and they mend and re-stuff it while sending you photo updates like these. 4:23 AM -14 Dec 2017 from Tokyo-to, Japan フモフモランド&ぬいぐるみ病院 @cocoro bz Follow 今日のぬいぐるみ病院 お鼻とお口、お耳の再生手術 そして、お腹の刺繍付け足し手術を受けてく ださいました りえくまさん2歳 小さなお身体で、一生懸命手術を頑張ってく ださいました! Translated from Japanese by bing And today stuffed animal hospital's nose and mouth, ear reconstruction surgery, and embroidered with supplement surgery stomach was full of character, even in the little body bear 2-year-old, gave us hard surgery! 5:52 AM-13 Dec 2017 フモフモランド&ぬいぐるみ病院 @cocoro bz Follow 今日のぬいぐるみ病院 今週は、ちょっぴりクリスマスの訪れを意識 したで退院パーティとなりました! Translated from Japanese by bing Today doll hospital this week a little conscious of Christmas, where discharged party! Vlいぐろみ o 0 5:26 AM-13 Dec 2017 fymenhera: How about a plush hospital to warm up your heart in those cold days? https://twitter.com/cocoro_bz

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