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Ken, Uber, and London: Jastinder Khera @KheraJas My German isn't perfect yet but l think this means... they are not taking us entirely seriously Die Presse DONNERSTAG, 29 NOVEMBER 201 EUROPAIS Der Brexit als Monty-Python-Sketch rur das Land vorteilhaft sei -ihr eigener Finanz nien/EU. Premierministerin Theresa May besteht darauf, dass ihr Austrittsdeal minister behauptet zeitgleich das Gegenteil. VON MICHAEL LACZYNSKI werden können. Philip Hammond sprach Neuwahlen bis hin zu einem zwetten Brexit kırz vor Mays Auftritt im Unterhaus das Of- Referendum oder einem Chaos-Breat am gebe keine Brexit-Vari 29. März 2019. Insolerm ist es nicht verwun- Das innenpolitische Gezerre in fensichtliche aus: Es i Großbritannien um den EU-Austritt nimmt ante, die sich für immer absurdere Züge an. Der gestrige Auf lich tritt von Premierministerin Theresa May im die EU-Mit Unterhaus erinnerte phasenweise an den Sc berühmten Sketch der britischen Komiker- truppe Monty Python, bei dem der Verkäu n wirtschaft derlich, dass man sich in London auch Ge danken über eine Unterbre- chung des Countdowns Gedan ken macht. Diese Obertegun gen beschäftigen auch den EuGH. Die Höchstrichtert der mehr rentieren würde als sagte der r in cinem BBC-In- terview Der Regierungschefin steht fer EU müssen sich derzelt mit In einer Tierhandlung einen misstraul: nun eine Frage befassen, ob Großbritan schen Kunden davon überzeugen will, der Sie muss die durchwegs skepti von ihm erstandene ausgestopfte Papagei schen sei nicht tot, sondern mache lediglich ein überzeugen, am 11. Dezember Mittagsschläfchen. Der von ihr ausgehan- für das Austrittsabkommen zu delte Brexit-Deal werde das Land wohlha stimmen. Sisyphos deshalb, Schatzkanzler nien auf eigene Faust aus der im Artikel 50 des EU-Vertra geregelten zweijährigen A trittsprozess aussteigen ka bender machen, beteuerte May während weil so gut wie alle Beobachter Philip Hammond Nein, argumentieren die wälte von EU-K davon ausgehen, dass May bei die Experten ihrer Regierung zur selben Zeit das genaue Gegenteil behaupteten. dem bevorstehenden Votum im Unterhaus Rat denn sonst könnte der Artikel 50 Nach einem Mittwochmittag veröffent- eine Niederlage kassieren wird. Was dann Erpressung der restlichen Unionsmitg missbraucht werden. Der EuGH-Gene lichten Regierungsbericht wird der EU-Aus passieren wird, ist völlig offen walt wird sein Gutachten zu der Cau Die Bandbreite der S en reicht t u den von der Regierungschefin v ungen in Brüssel über 4. Dezember vorlegen. 29/11/2018, 07:44 1,306 Retweets 3,272 Likes
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Money, Old Navy, and Pizza: How CUSTOMER SERVICE WORKS Excuse me, I said a bit of ice on the bottom Why is the ice on top? Oh boy! Let me just turn 2 off physics and tell the ice to stop floating Rude! I want to speak to the manager! Sorry about that! Here, take these $500 giftcards. Please don't give us 1-star on Yelp YOU'RE FIRED!!! THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT! (EVEN WHEN THEY'RE WRONG) I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad hen she was given a cheese pizza So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an "x-medium". Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no "x-medium". But she insisted, went and found her an "x-medium" (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, sam same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, "THIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!" e make I'm a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for a diet water and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water) Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said "NO this one's fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less." I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you can't UNCOOK a steak en I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the ive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me "now i want my new croissant" she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells "ma'am let me just tell you what we're all thinking. fuck off, you stupid cunt." I couldn't stop laughing and she drove away in anger ost of the people like in the stories above know that they're bei totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough they'll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people srsfunny:Everybody Should In Customer Service Once In Their Lives
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Friends, Google, and Birds: WHERE DO BIRDST GVE9 THE ANSLJER, BUTILOVE THE IDEA THAT SOMEHO ASO SHOUS YOU AN ENDLESS THIS IS THE UNIVERSAL GUESTION | TORRENT OFOHER PEOPLE | THE THING THAT UNITES US UHEN IT RAINS E WONDER WHERE THE BIRDS GO, S MY NEW FAVORITE GOOGLE SEARCH ASKNG THE SAME QUESTİON. PAGES AND PAGES OF THEM RR055 R GOSAD CUTRESİ JHY? AND HOPE THEYRE STAYING DRY. Where do the birds go when it rains? Ive noficed I rarely see birds fying around or in troos or on power ines when t's raining, So where do they go? n CARE OF ROS, RAIN AND FLOODING, BIRDS, SEASONS Where do the birds go when it rains?Where do birds go when it rains? Ricy stevens Posted Novamber 22, 2011Authon CMmithFled unden Brdwaiching Teg browating Where do Birds go When it Rains? Mascotas Avee A donde se van los pajaritos cuando Ilueve? Where do the birds go when it rains? ..叶1頒理1FA 200b03-30 Where do city birds go when it rains? Storm shelter 2n Florida, ฬere l le, we get many ลuderaanns, but I never see the bids in trees during the stoms We recently had atrepical storm and I dé net see any 下雨财鸟儿往"SSg 没有大树,没有屎機怎么办 When it is raining heavily, where do the birds go.I dont see them on the trees, where do they take shelter? Où se cachent les oseauxquand I pleur? ut lke at nght, bros wa. seek shelter during stoms KİNG Harrison was passiert jetzt elgentlich mit den vögeln, die bei dem wetter in den baumen sitzen? ¿Qué pasa con las aves durante un Where do birds go when it rains? I never see any out..? among residents of Fairfax County, VA Feel free to post anything Northers Virinia 下雨的时候小鸟住在署里? Go to Forum List Back to Forum Post NewCeto Topic PreviousNeat What do birds do when it rains Date: J 28, 2009 08 40 01505-31 91 d by. Bird Friend 0 Recently . nstalled bird feeder outside my bedroom window m is so wonderful the diverity of our featheed friends that frequent the feederl lve it. My question that I haventfound an anpeer to is this What do the itte brdes do Minne linnut menevat sateella? What do the birds do when it RAINS lke as mackhen o b schlecem Wr WHERE DO BIRDS GO WHEN IT RAINS Prage Wohin gehen Vögel? Where do Birds owhen t rains Where do birds go when it rains? <p>Hope they&rsquo;re safe.</p>

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Children, Dude, and Dumb: webelieveinyoukris Being gay is natural? Okay You have three islands. Divide them into groups of one. The straight island, the gay island, and the lesbian island. The straight island is going to reproduce and keep going strong for millions of generations to come. The gay and lesbian islands will both wipe out in not even one century. This isn't just about religion or t simple common sense. Bei ing gay is unnatural, and not just because God said so, but because you yourself wouldn't even be born without a REAL natural man and woman. And no, there is no such thing as a lesbian bone marrow "thing to have children. That's a biased fact that came from a lesbian scientist who has false opinions. If it's not a real penis or vagina, then it's fucking false and you're just opinionated by dumb facts. I'm done here. Read over what I said and if you still think that being gay is normal and natural, then I hope you achieve some common sense one day. Bye yeinns Where is this gay island located.. asking for a friend queercakes just have SO MANY questions. Why were we all separated onto different islands? Did the government sanction this? If so, why? Why didn't we revolt against this tyrannical government? Where are these islands? How were they chosen? Are the continents of the world abandoned? What kind of resources are on each island? Are they the same or different? Does each island have a right to form its own govenment or does the government that segregated us still rule? If so, what island do they rule from and how do they communicate with the other two islands? If they can communicate with the other two islands, can all three islands communicate with each other? If the straight people keep reproducing won't their island become overpopulated and their resources depleted? Islands only have so much space right? Do straight people stop having gay kids? Isn't it a fact that, to date, straight people are the largest manufacturers of gay kids? If a gay kid is born on straight island, do they get sent to their appropriate island? Wouldn't that aid in the re-population of gay and lesbian island? What about people who are attracted to more than one gender? Are they just lost at sea floating aimlessly? Is the ocean full of listless pansexuals, fioating nowhere? Or are they trapped in some sort of purgatory because they don't fit on any one island? Are there trees on lesbian island? Is it conceivable that if there were, a arge group of lesbians could build a boat? Have you ever seen lesbians around timber? If they built a boat, could they travel to gay island? How far apart are the islands? If they could travel to gay island, would they be able to collect semen return to lesbian island, and repopulate the island? Would they be able to send some of those children to gay island? Do trans people exist in this world? If so wouldn't they be able to aid in repopulation? If the lesbians decided to declare war on the heterosexuals, would they be able to reach their island? On the way to heterosexual island, could the lesbians pick up the gays and scoop the floating bisexuals from the sea? If so, would they all be able to go and attack heterosexual island together, wiping out its people's, stealing its children and taking all its resources? Does this fantasy world get you off at night? Please write back soon fieldbears Speaking up from the pansexual archipelago: i too have these questions hellisbucky Checking in from bisexual bay: The boats are nearly complete and are equipped with a special invisibility function. We attack at dawn fieldbears Fuck the questions, lemme on that boat, I'm coming with you singoallala random ace just floating away into the sky like a balloon* jezunya I am so here for an asexual sky nation. We live in fioating cities and master the wind currents. Newly minted ace youths are sent up to us in baskets suspended under hot air balloons. We breed giant birds to bear us through the skies, or else build ourselves wings and gliders to fly in their midst. The only land we know are the tallest mountain peaks and the world is a bright blue gem spreading out beneath us And we will of course be providing air support for the impending attack on Straight Island) homieomorphism Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Hetero Nation attacked Source:webelieveinyoukris #just. …like DUDE #also i love how absokuteky zero of this post's replies actually explain to op hiw they were dumb #instead they built the premise of a tv show that frankly needs to be funded asap 435,477 notes Sometimes a post is so freaking dumb that the only response is ridiculousness
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Children, Dude, and Dumb: webelieveinyoukris Being gay is natural? Okay You have three islands. Divide them into groups of one. The straight island, the gay island, and the lesbian island. The straight island is going to reproduce and keep going strong for millions of generations to come. The gay and lesbian islands will both wipe out in not even one century. This isn't just about religion or t simple common sense. Bei ing gay is unnatural, and not just because God said so, but because you yourself wouldn't even be born without a REAL natural man and woman. And no, there is no such thing as a lesbian bone marrow "thing to have children. That's a biased fact that came from a lesbian scientist who has false opinions. If it's not a real penis or vagina, then it's fucking false and you're just opinionated by dumb facts. I'm done here. Read over what I said and if you still think that being gay is normal and natural, then I hope you achieve some common sense one day. Bye yeinns Where is this gay island located.. asking for a friend queercakes just have SO MANY questions. Why were we all separated onto different islands? Did the government sanction this? If so, why? Why didn't we revolt against this tyrannical government? Where are these islands? How were they chosen? Are the continents of the world abandoned? What kind of resources are on each island? Are they the same or different? Does each island have a right to form its own govenment or does the government that segregated us still rule? If so, what island do they rule from and how do they communicate with the other two islands? If they can communicate with the other two islands, can all three islands communicate with each other? If the straight people keep reproducing won't their island become overpopulated and their resources depleted? Islands only have so much space right? Do straight people stop having gay kids? Isn't it a fact that, to date, straight people are the largest manufacturers of gay kids? If a gay kid is born on straight island, do they get sent to their appropriate island? Wouldn't that aid in the re-population of gay and lesbian island? What about people who are attracted to more than one gender? Are they just lost at sea floating aimlessly? Is the ocean full of listless pansexuals, fioating nowhere? Or are they trapped in some sort of purgatory because they don't fit on any one island? Are there trees on lesbian island? Is it conceivable that if there were, a arge group of lesbians could build a boat? Have you ever seen lesbians around timber? If they built a boat, could they travel to gay island? How far apart are the islands? If they could travel to gay island, would they be able to collect semen return to lesbian island, and repopulate the island? Would they be able to send some of those children to gay island? Do trans people exist in this world? If so wouldn't they be able to aid in repopulation? If the lesbians decided to declare war on the heterosexuals, would they be able to reach their island? On the way to heterosexual island, could the lesbians pick up the gays and scoop the floating bisexuals from the sea? If so, would they all be able to go and attack heterosexual island together, wiping out its people's, stealing its children and taking all its resources? Does this fantasy world get you off at night? Please write back soon fieldbears Speaking up from the pansexual archipelago: i too have these questions hellisbucky Checking in from bisexual bay: The boats are nearly complete and are equipped with a special invisibility function. We attack at dawn fieldbears Fuck the questions, lemme on that boat, I'm coming with you singoallala random ace just floating away into the sky like a balloon* jezunya I am so here for an asexual sky nation. We live in fioating cities and master the wind currents. Newly minted ace youths are sent up to us in baskets suspended under hot air balloons. We breed giant birds to bear us through the skies, or else build ourselves wings and gliders to fly in their midst. The only land we know are the tallest mountain peaks and the world is a bright blue gem spreading out beneath us And we will of course be providing air support for the impending attack on Straight Island) homieomorphism Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Hetero Nation attacked Source:webelieveinyoukris #just. …like DUDE #also i love how absokuteky zero of this post's replies actually explain to op hiw they were dumb #instead they built the premise of a tv show that frankly needs to be funded asap 435,477 notes Sometimes a post is so freaking dumb that the only response is ridiculousness
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Gif, Life, and Love: <p><a href="https://onelovewonderwoman.tumblr.com/post/171840543701/santa-feigh-stagemanagerofspades" class="tumblr_blog">onelovewonderwoman</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://santa-feigh.tumblr.com/post/171839326530/stagemanagerofspades-durnesque-esque" class="tumblr_blog">santa-feigh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://stagemanagerofspades.tumblr.com/post/157260149617/durnesque-esque-thatseanguyblogs" class="tumblr_blog">stagemanagerofspades</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://durnesque-esque.tumblr.com/post/157238029123/thatseanguyblogs-durnesque-esque-0601254" class="tumblr_blog">durnesque-esque</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thatseanguyblogs.tumblr.com/post/111508195842/durnesque-esque-0601254" class="tumblr_blog">thatseanguyblogs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://durnesque-esque.tumblr.com/post/84133486143/0601254-haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey" class="tumblr_blog">durnesque-esque</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://0601254.tumblr.com/post/83755715844/haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey-lovelynobody00" class="tumblr_blog">0601254</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey.tumblr.com/post/82602874635/lovelynobody00-bei-fong-appreciation-blog" class="tumblr_blog">haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lovelynobody00.tumblr.com/post/69421006585/bei-fong-appreciation-blog-durnesque-esque" class="tumblr_blog">lovelynobody00</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bei-fong-appreciation-blog.tumblr.com/post/69344607455/durnesque-esque-cassandracroft-if-a-girl-is" class="tumblr_blog">bei-fong-appreciation-blog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://durnesque-esque.tumblr.com/post/69296300897/cassandracroft-if-a-girl-is-to-do-the-same" class="tumblr_blog">durnesque-esque</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://cassandracroft.tumblr.com/post/69293732871/if-a-girl-is-to-do-the-same-superman-thing-where" class="tumblr_blog">cassandracroft</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect</p> </blockquote> <p>First of all: bullshit.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="375" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e888ab1e28098fbd703cb37bd051b732/tumblr_inline_mxgd7dHg5S1qlzobj.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8ef65881a7a0b9b8e675fd67a076a250/tumblr_inline_p7g7mqdXgA1rw09tq_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-height="375" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e888ab1e28098fbd703cb37bd051b732/tumblr_inline_mxgd7dHg5S1qlzobj.jpg"/></figure><p>Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.</p> <figure data-orig-height="240" data-orig-width="240" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8e3cd694082235bed552bbcd1865cac0/tumblr_inline_mxgdblXpD01qlzobj.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f22534746c0ec498faec6a12ca3d86e4/tumblr_inline_p7g7mqxokJ1rw09tq_540.gif" alt="image" data-orig-height="240" data-orig-width="240" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8e3cd694082235bed552bbcd1865cac0/tumblr_inline_mxgdblXpD01qlzobj.gif"/></figure></blockquote> <p>how did you do that so smoothly? </p> </blockquote> <p>thats some broadway musical shit</p> </blockquote> <p>But seriously, I think I love you.</p> </blockquote> <p>heck no, i’m callin dibs</p> </blockquote> <p>Sorry friend, <a href="http://tmblr.co/mtUH14tYgUHMYu70n-M6AsA">thatseanguyblogs</a> called dibs first. ;) </p> <figure data-orig-height="187" data-orig-width="220" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7e365747e7a9e6e450ac9e769d473288/tumblr_n10aimc0pU1r0gzkqo4_250.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5417cef216ddb528d04fcc53b9da1c4d/tumblr_inline_p7g7mrhqoR1rw09tq_540.gif" alt="" data-orig-height="187" data-orig-width="220" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7e365747e7a9e6e450ac9e769d473288/tumblr_n10aimc0pU1r0gzkqo4_250.gif"/></figure></blockquote> <p>By the way, folks…<br/>We’re <a href="http://thatseanguyblogs.tumblr.com/post/107518011547/jan-1st-2015-i-asked-the-love-of-my-life-my"><i>super </i>engaged</a>. Just fyi. :P</p> <figure data-orig-height="253" data-orig-width="207" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/de888457678c7c460c7a52f5f213a812/tumblr_inline_njscogrINm1qlzobj.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/de888457678c7c460c7a52f5f213a812/tumblr_inline_p7g7msG6Rn1rw09tq_540.gif" alt="image" data-orig-height="253" data-orig-width="207" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/de888457678c7c460c7a52f5f213a812/tumblr_inline_njscogrINm1qlzobj.gif"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="900" data-orig-width="600"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/73f02eedd28d3a76a699d6a2f8045f06/tumblr_inline_oldhvdg8Sm1qlzobj_540.jpg" data-orig-height="900" data-orig-width="600"/></figure><p>Well, we never got around to making a wedding gif, but still super-married and loving it. Happy Valentine’s Day!</p> </blockquote> <p>I mean … how can you not reblog? </p> </blockquote> <p>i feel like it’s a sin not to reblog this.</p> </blockquote> <p>honestly ^</p> </blockquote>
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Memes, Panda, and Snow: Bei Bei the panda enjoyed hanging around in the snow yesterday at the @smithsonianzoo.

Bei Bei the panda enjoyed hanging around in the snow yesterday at the @smithsonianzoo.

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Butt, Kim Possible, and Love: Wellit soundslike a sheet of paper but lquess you are referring to whats on the sheet of paper girl steer the giant arship ha would retu 曺ithE 0 e n thisisvodka beeftony Toph's blindness was one of the most excellently handled aspects of AtLA because it wasn't treated like a disability. So often in shows and especially children's animation) disabled characters are limited to apperances in "very special episodes" where the main characters have to learn a lesson that these people are capable "in spite of" their handicaps, like that episode of Kim Possible wherein Kim constantly stumbles over herself around Felix. This approach is often just as insulting as making them the butt of jokes, because it's patronizing and it limits the amount of roles disabled characters are allowed to have Avatar challenged that stereotype with Teo, and then sent a giant middle finger its way by introducing Toph. She's turned what would otherwise be a disability into an advantage, and she's not afraid to crack jokes about it. She functions well enough that the other characters often forget that she is blind, but at the same time it's an integral part of her bending and allows her to be the greatest earthbender ever. It sends a powerful message that having a disability does not make you less of a person, and often affords you a unique perspective that the so-called "normal" people never get to experience. One of the many reasons I love this show. l've reblogged this before, but I'm reblogging it again. Best character <3 Top badass bei fong

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